Fill In The Blank
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson > Pete Wentz > Fill In The Blank > Sin CityAshWentzday at the opening of the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night.
Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "_______________."
[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]
Posted: June 1, 2008 at 4:42 pm
"those earrings are the same size as my nads!" lol
Or maybe that he should have used conroseptives?
What the fuck did I do
what the hell did i get myself into?
"my hair is still better than yours"
" I wish I could wear my lipstick officially too!"
OH MY GOD…WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE ? THIS BITCH GETS UGLIER EVERY DAY.
WoW…whodathought you swallow…I love you! J/K, I think its great, they are cute together.
woo woo! Im cheering for this couple. I actually believe they genuinely like eachother. Their style even seems to be the same.. Hottest couple this year.. I see good things coming for them! And cute kids with it! =]
Why am I so short? Why am I here again?
Shouldn't have used the condoms poppa joe gave me.
He's thinking…SHIT HOW LONG BEFORE SHE REALIZES I'M GAY???
"Damn it, your eye makeup looks better than mine… Again."
my hair is prettier than yours
TAKE THAT TOM CRUISE!
How in the world are we famous? Lets soak this 15 minutes for all its worth!
honey, did they fuck up my hair again????
you should have used the strap on instead of it going the other way the day the condom broke.
…maybe i can write an emo song about all this and make my 12 year old fans want to slit their wrists!!
Why are you taller than me, betch.
He's thinking…"that lipstick would look so much better on me"
Haha they are a cute couple really, he seems like a nice guy
BOY I wish I hadn't squirted into you! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I THINK IT'S TIME FOR MY MEDICATION
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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR? MINE LOOKS BETTER
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I LOVE COCK!
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If there is a God, please be kind and give the sprog my nose and chin
nice nose job
Good GOD our child will be fugly.
He's thinking…"shit i shoulda worn a condom"
Whoa dude, you are a lot shorter than I remember.
why didnt we use a condem….
oh shit.
what did i just do.
shit, i need heels!
Do you have an abnormally small domepiece, or is mine just ginormous?!
She may look hideous and her songs sound like shit but she gets me a lot of publicity and can work magic with a 12 inch strap-on!
"God, I wish you were a man."
I should have put on some more guyliner…
fuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk
"I'm a whore."
HHAHAHAHA I'M TALLER THAN YOU!!!!
Will you please STAND YOUR ASS UP STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who was the photographer for this event??? because both this picture and her sister's make them look absolutely terrible.
he is thinking - damn i want a boy so bad - what did i do.
"Gee, I can't even tell which of us is more hideous at this point… Our kid is f*cked"
HOW I WISH U HAD A COCK!!!
I should have pulled out…
"shit, i'm stuck..what the hell happened to your pills?"
how did I get myself into this mess?!
life is so cruel
why is your head twice as small as mine? oh right it's because I'm an egotistical douche!
Great….now I have to support her, the baby, poppa joe AND jessica…..
I'm so confused…doesn't she know I'm GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
the baby might look like pre-plastic surgery assley, and I have a smooshed in nose and vampire teeth, look at my dad ;
I wish u were your sister
"don't poke me in the eye with that chin, why didnt you get that fixed too??"
Our 15 minutes are up.
"i hope she doesnt poke me in the eye with that chin, why didnt you get that thing fixed along with the rest of your mess face?"
He's thinking…."Why are we both so damn ugly?!"
what shade is that lipstick?
"I could stick her entire head in my mouth….due to the fact that my head is enormous (and ugly)".
I cant believe the condom broke!!
Hes thinking "If you weren't prego I drop your ugly ass now"
"this b*tch is taller than me?"
why are you wearing the trash bag i put in the trash this morning??? please set me free!!!!!!!
Dear God, the baby is going to have her real nose!!
'..too. much. botox.'
Thank god i am still EMO and have the chance
to kill myself!!!!!!!!
I wish I was taller, I wish I was a baller…
"i cant beleive my hair took longer than yours. well, actually i can. " giggles*
is anybody in there?
if our fringes interlock, we will truly become one!
Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "Damn, I wish I was taller and wasn't married to this bitch!"
I Wish You Were A Man!!
he's thinking "fuck, I'm so fucked"
Bitches be crazy!
how happy I am that legalized homosexual marriage
Englishman, American, Geman and a jew.?
There was an Englishman, an American man, a German and a jew in a plane. The pilot says "the plane is losing alltitude and is going to crash". So all the men looked around but could only find one parachute. The Englishman says "I will do what Churchill would have done in the war" and then jumped out the plane. The American says "I will do what Franklin D. Roosevelt would have done in the war" and jumped out. So the German says "I will do what Adolf Hitler would have done in the war" and pushed the jew out the plane…
Where's my next paycheck coming from?
What the fuck did I get my self into!
"God, I'm stupid"
'What the hell was I thinking?!'
"I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala"
BUT unfortunately he lacks all these things in life.
(pffft) Asslee pooted again
He's thinking…
hmmm, how long did your father make me commit to this marriage thing?
Yeah, okay …just 214 days to go, till I am a free man! Just 214 days to go….
and thinking she is taller than me, she better stop wearing heals !!
"It's like I married the Swiss Miss girl with uglier earrings."
I think Ash needs less eyeliner.
we are the hot lesbian couple
I wish U were a man!!!
Everyone knows that you're going to have even more plastic surgery after you have the kid!!
Too bad I knocked her up!
Can I flat-iron pubic hair?
"it sucks that even though you dont have a dick its sill bigger than mine D:"
if i didnt get you pregnant i could be out with that one guy..
As soon as you pop, I'll be fucking some other Scandinavian goddess slut. Oh, sorry. Did you just have a baby?? Urgh.
Damn, I should have worn a condom
"im so hot, why the hell am i with her? she's a has beeeeen!"
… look straigth in her eyes ….. i hope she doesnt find out about her sister and me :O
nice face, not ..
I would never have married her if I didnt put the bun in her oven
I wish I put on some eyeliner before I went out.
she could do with another nose job
"hey! I guess your nose does look smaller!"
…we should think about getting yer nose done again!"