Fill In The Blank
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson > Pete Wentz > Fill In The Blank > Sin CityAshWentzday at the opening of the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night.
Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "_______________."
[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]
Posted: June 1, 2008 at 4:42 pm
i cant wait to makeout with u latah babayyyy mmmmm xoxoxox
oh my god… that nose
pretty lights
DAMN THIS BITCH NEED ANOTHER NOSE JOB
her chin is growing in front of my eyes
Who took my stool?
ew why does she look so old?
pete is really short for a guy. i am about 5'5.5” and we were just about the exact same height. he was maybe a tiny bit taller
I'm the dad right, that is what your father told me to say.
"You are a female Skeletor"
…and thinking… yep TOTAL nose job
"can't wait to try out the new strap-on!"
hes thinking, "hmm….i really wish she would have let me do her eyeliner…."
He's fucking gross. (not that she's much better) but wtf …
Uh No, he's actually looking at her nose telling her she's got a fat blackhead. I hate when girls get with men who are shorter. So unattractive to look at.
why did u get pregnant for woman????
he is thinking "I look so much better than her………… i cant believe i married this ugly thing…..o yeah i forgot she's pregnant and her dad made me do it. my life suckkkkkkkkkkkksssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!"
wowww im short.
I hope I remembered to turn of the flat iron!
"shoulda worn a condom…."
what was i thinking?
Should've worn a condom
…thinking "I married a gay dude." **good, grief**
'we're going home early"
"I should have worn that much eyeliner. I look like a dyke."
MAN MY EYELINER LOOKS GOOD ON HER!
RADICAL QUEEN SAYS……HE'S THINKING….PLEASE ASHLEY. WEAR THE 12 INCH STRAP ON TONIGHT !
he's thinking…."i love you and all but…..but does your dad really need to watch us every time we fuck? it's getting a little weird"
I gotta take a dump!!!!!
"That lipstick would look better on me."
I REALLY WISH U WERE A DUDE!!!!!!
it looks like he is looking at her nose…. why is he shorter than her?? his flat ironed bangs look very pointy….ew
i have to re-teach you how to put on your make-up
"I hope I don't hit the baby's head when we fuck later…."
i'll have to try that eyeliner technique
Why the hell did I have to go and knock her up? Hope the kid doesn't have her nose…well, her original nose….
I wonder if she knows me and Steve-O double-teamed Jessica last night?
He's thinking, "I'm a lucky dog."
thats not your nose
"can they get my hair to look like that?"
i wish i was wearing that
why couldn't you be Patrick? or Our baby is going to have your old face isnt it?
Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "fuck I married a tranny!"
this bitch stole my guyliner
Re: da rev – fucking hilarious
"What the hell, why did you wear heels, you make me look bad."
is that spinach??
remember when i was in u last night
Who the eff did you do to your hair??? And did you pay them???
He better keep his nose clean. When he hits jail he will be a punk ass bitch for Tyrone in a heartbeat.
damn why did i knock this b***h up?
"take those damn heels off!"
ha.
well it look like he is looking at her nose - so i would say he's checkin out her last nose job & thinking - " If daddy Simpson thinks I'm gonna suck his dick for you - that won't happen he tastes bad "
my neck hurts!!
" how the fuck did i knock up this dude?"
Either she has a small head or he has a huge one…
Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking… "Duh duh duh duuuuuuuuh!!!!!!! I have SUPERSPERM!"
He's thinking…Wow, you're not a has-been. you're a has-NEVER-been! I wouldn't fuck you with Kid Rock's Dick! On the other hand, I'm so super stoked our little sham of a marriage is working, people think I may be hetero. Now all I have to do is get you to kill yourself…
Money….They are so fucking obnoxious. They are getting so overexposed.
Did you use my hair wax again??? Sheesh.. nothing is mine anymore !!!
Re: a – HAHAHAHA!
Were not a very cute couple but we make up for it with headlines!
"who drew tht dick on your shirt?"
"damn, i'm short"
When did I marry the Swiss Maiden from the Ricola commercial?
why did i marry this trash again?
"your mouth looooookkkksss really fucked up….we neeeeeeeeedddf to fix that if i've gonna sleep with you again."
Petes thinking: woah i cant fucking believe i married your dog face, our kids gonna look like a witch with a monkey face…
….how in the hell did i get a beautiful WOMAN like her to marry my GAY ass!!! (not that i have ANYTHING against gays)
Please don't hurt me.
Does her eyeliner look better than mine?
whens joe going to show up again
Boy I'm short.
Pete next time when we do it. Don't dare call out Perez's name again
Tonight while I'm banging you I'm going to pretend you're Jessica.
*sing song* I GOT YA PREGNANT!!!!
yikes.. my head's twice as big as yours
she can not be my wife, my inner emo child want to commit suicide right now
WOW, WE GOT DAMN GOOD NOSE JOBS FROM THE SAME SURGEON! They're such famewhores!
"holy shit, what have I done ?!"
Damn…what the hell did I just do…I should have talked to Nick first….
hes thinking 'bitch stole my fringe!"
Look at Ash…She is wearing a puffy dress to cover up her baby bump!
"eww"
I wish I were taller than you.
Gosh, I wish I were taller
fuck. i made a mistake
Blow me
I should have used a condom.
"I wonder if that dress will fit me?"
"you got something on your lip…"
I love it when you fist my ass!
"good thing those eyes are fake or she'd see me!"
"damn i can't believe i finally fulfilled my fantasy of beastiality…and now i'm gonna have a baby with this horse."
Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "wait, you're not Brendon!"
I can't believe ashley's chin is bigger than my D**K!
hes thinking :
am i gonna get some tonite ?
*smile*
lmfao.
"I'm way prettier than she is."
he's thinking "i knew i was on something when i married her!"
Asslee: I'll look into your eyebrows
Peepee:I'll look into your neck
he's so short i think Verne Troyer(mini me) is taller than he is!
"How do I lose this ball and chain and hook up with some fresh meat?!"