Fill In The Blank
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson > Pete Wentz > Fill In The Blank > Sin CityAshWentzday at the opening of the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night.
Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "_______________."
[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]
Posted: June 1, 2008 at 4:42 pm
shoulda used a condom
OMG I've married a parrot!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's thinking 'I can't believe I found someone as unattractive as me'
"*sigh* i should have gotten someone hotter pregnant…."
why is she so much taller than me
"Man I wish I was taller"
"I'm still prettier"
Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking she doesn't know I am inlove with Perez Hilton…Sorry John.Ha!Bitch!"
"when am i getting laid?"
"your head is 1/3 the size of my head, Ash."
waowwww ashwentzday
she should have gotten the abortion!
"I love our new double sided dildo"
First marriage and now a baby………..how long can I keep pretending I am NOT GAY!!!!!!!
"looking fug"
i'm so glad she looks like a man, this way i can prove my heterosexuality and still pretend she's a hot tranny top without even shutting my eyes!
Damn, i shoulda chose jordan.
FIRST
shit.
"Isn;t that my lipstick?"
"im tired of living in your shadow!"
I am so in love, I just married the coolest chick, AND she is having MY baby!!
Wow Pete did you shrink?
oh honey you just had to wear the heals
"A few more photo opts and we never have to work again !! The wedding and baby will net us over $2 million !! And, we haven't done a damn thing in years !! Thanks, Pappa Joe !! "
You Cum Sucking Road Whore!!!!!
GROW DAMMIT
og fuck our kids gunna be ugly, skinny, and pale!
why am i with her again?
Future Nick #2 is thinking….."bitch used my manliner."
Woo-hoo, there's a piece of spinach looking at me…
i wish you had a dick
wow.. i hope that talent skips a generation, then that kid might make something of himself
What am I doing with this fucking idiot…
i wish she was ryan cabrera.
wait…..we're married? Oh man….I was SO wasted that night…
Shit.
"I'm so freakin short!"
uuuuuhhhhhhh, he's looking at her mouth, not into her eyes….
Your bangs and my bangs is the same bangs.
when i look at her i can't even tell what our child will look like, plastic surgery freak
"im more girly than you"
"I'm a make-out bandit..hur hur"…
"Let's make babies. Oh wait…"
at least with pants she looks so manly
Why is my shoe wet? Did the baby just fall out?
he's not looking in at her eyes.
That dress would look so much hotter on me.
she is most tall than me, and her dick is bigger than mine too. I'm so lucky
Is that hair gel?
still AshWentzday?
Jesus, what a shiteous dress…
I knew it, not get drunk with sluts around you…
"You look trannyliscious this evening, hon"
"Why am I so fucking short? And why does anyone think I'm attractive? Why does my music suck more ass than I do?"
you look like my mother
someone need a new hairdresser
"I picked the wrong sister… wait, no, I picked the wrong family."
She'll be good for my career.
Why didn't I get the better looking sister?
I wish she was John Mayer.
"I hate this fuckin' place but I came couse I wanna fuck you later. I love you"
"Wow. I really hope the baby gets Jessica's looks, cause we're fugly."
he's definitly thinking "that bitch stole my eyeliner"
I'm wearing your underwear
My GOD her chin is pointy!
"That dress would look good on me!"…;-)
im married to THAT?
"I've got a sober DD for at least 6 more months! Pregnancy rocks!"
hes thinking 'god damn i was drinking a lot when i decided to marry this slut'
thinking "baby i need to borrow your dress for later, is that cool?"
Can you belive all these people have no lives and making Us rich !!!!! Where's OUR money BITCHES !!
"you look super pregnant in that shirt…"
What have I gotten myself into ?
what the hell did I get myself into
He's not looking at her EYES he's looking at her NOSE..maybe he see's more faults on there??
he's thinking.."you have something in your teeth"
"who the hell are you and what have you done with my wife? That hair is hideous, and what about that outfit?"
ever notice that WHEN ASLEES HAIR is down..and their side by side they HAVE the same HAIR STYLE????? With the bangs..to the side..and the bangs for both are on the right ..its messed
he's thinking that her makes her look like the hot chick in the trailer park. BTW, that nickname sux.
wow ashlee another nose job
i am not the father
wish you were taller .
2 words….
umm ew
jokn
I WANT TO FUCK YOU!!!!
… this is worse than my old cell phone pix.
he's thinkin "WOW, WE ARE SUM FUGLY ass couple"!
Look affectionate for the camera. That's what we are getting paid for.
"I WISH SHE HAD A PEEEEENIS!"
hes thinking "thank god you got your nose done…."
You said you were on the Pill, you psycho.
god, i wish she had a cock
I wonder what they did with the other half of your nose after they hacked it off!
He's thinking: "That stupid square dance on Saturday Night Live. How can I ever produce a boner for this girl with that thought in my mind?"
and thinking "my bangs look better than yours."
I wish I wasn't shorter than you!!
Man, i hope my child dosen't get her orignal nose!!!
oh my gosh i married this guy……prenup
I am so gay…………………. If only she had a ……………… This would be so much more than perfect. Career Boost anyway?
He's thinking: "I wish I had a vagina."
that their bangs look the same
Ashlee: I have no talent honey. Pete: Yes, I know honey, but at least you have me. Ashlee: I love you pete!