Fill In The Blank
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson > Pete Wentz > Fill In The Blank > Sin CityAshWentzday at the opening of the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night.
Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "_______________."
[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]
Posted: June 1, 2008 at 4:42 pm
When is she going to get comfortable enough in her "marriage" to tell him his 'do has to go? Please hurry; I can't stand to look at it anymore!
Re: VJ –
shes not even pretty! :]
He is soo frigan UGLY. She is ok….with her new nose tho. I just can't get over how ugly he is!!!
He's thinking "bitch needs a sandwitch bad!"
I think they're a really cute couple. They always look so in love.
"Why can't you look like your sister?"
thank god for divorce
Who gets to use the flat iron first?
Oh crap.
"i hope she hasn't found out about my sex change years ago…"
"Why does she ALWAYS have to wear heels? Seriously."
Damn I should have married Patrick!
why did i marry this
I hope our kids don't get your nose.
i wonder if she'll let me borrow her EYESHADOW?
*what the hell did i get myself into - OR - shit - i need to start wearing shoe inserts*
fuck you, im prettier!!!
pete wentz is looking into asslee simpsons eyes thinking my makeup looks better than yours.
thinking…" your hair looks gross "
what have I gotten myself into?
Where are her pants and why did she steal a blouse from a 40-something woman in the 1980's?
Is it your fault that I became a douche bag?
I bet it turns him on sooooooooo much with Assface puts on a strap on and fucks him.
"you have lipstick on your teeth"
"Where did it all go wrong…?"
Wow! Your fake nose really is beginning to droop!
why are florence henderson and maddox jolie-pitt holding hands???
Fuk I wish i didnt knock you up LOL
Is she wearing my MAC shadow?
sweetie you have a little…somethin..on the corner of your mouth
"my bangs look better than hers..definitly."
…."when I look into your eyes, I feel like I'm one step closer to Papa Joe"….SIGH….."he's soooooooo dreamy"……
wat have i done?!!!!!!!!!!!???????
I'm such a monkey
"This beotch better have packed the strap on or I'm outta here"
Is Pete Wentz gay?
He's thinking: "You look man enough to me.
"
id like to see patrick stumph do better than this
how to tell her he wants a divorce
they look really happy and i think she is beautiful. if i was him i'd be like damn i did good.
"God damn our kid is going to be HIDEOUS!"
Your hair! And those earrings! The morning sickness is really taking a toll dear.
where's your strap on?
"I wish you were a boy"
"I wish I was taller.."
Looking into her EYES? This dude is so SHORT, he can't look past the woman's lips! SHORT-O!!!
you are making me so popular, im going to be big because of you
damn…why didnt i f***in come out when i had the chance…now im gonna have to be like clay aiken.
Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking Christ i'm short!
"My baby is going to be so fucking ugly. I forgot what she looked like before she had all that work done."
DOGS SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!!
I hope our kid doesn't get her old nose!
the plastic surgeon should get on that.
"maybe I should wear bigger heals"
Omg, will you stop staring in my eyes already!? I'm NOT standing on my toes to kiss you in front of the cameras…EVER!
thinking: GOD im so glad she got the nose job!
he's thinking
"god i have better hair than you"
Hes probably thinking "Wow Im a lame, and so is she it's perfect"
At least one of us is successful…
"you got spinach on your teeth"
I WISH I WAS TALLER
you got a boogie in your nose…
Too much of plastic surgery!!! Stop it, slutty!
"Did you forget to wear trousers?"
…i wish i was taller
thanks for making me pregnant~
Is it just me, or does ashlee look alot like natalie portman here??
Pete: "I must be so drunk when I proposed this chick"
I Wish She Was Perez
'she's grown a few more inches. gotta dump her as soon as she pops.'
"I'm the only Fall Out Boy to knock up a horse"
He's thinking…………I should've married Tammi instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" I should have used a condom"
What the fuck did you ever see in me?
he's thinking… "thanks for letting me wear your shirt"
He's thinking " Oh fuck, what the fuck have I done? I married into the Simpson family, kill me now. I always thought I was gay. But I guess she's close enough."
After this photo, we'll go into the bathroom and fix that eyeliner…
Stuck.
"Wash your teeth, baby!" ……
…..I Hope Our Baby Doesnt Get Your Original Nose
"Are you wearing my eyeliner?"
Isn't he in that lesbo show on Showtime!
One more brain cell makes three!
WTF did I get myself into? Her chin is looking a bit Leno-ish.
"I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller…"
I wish you had a dick like my boyfriend!
if only you'd swallowed that one, i wouldn't be tied to Papa Joe for life.
Oh honey just think…I will be as tall as our child when he or she is born…and if its a he…I can let him wear my clothes.
"what the fuck did I do"
With mommy's looks, auntie's brain, and grandpa's hair…this kid is screwed.
Aw thanks for letting me borrow this outfit!
he's thinking: OMG! did i married YOU?!
If only I were taller!!
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THAT IS NOT ME, WHAT IS MY BOYFRIEND DOING WITH SOME SLUTTY SKANK HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You look ugly tonight.
EAT SOMETHING WOMAN!
DAMN! I should have married someone shorter than me!
I love my wife and f*** you all!
i hope our child doesnt have your old nose!
"Whoa, I've gone wading in the wrong gene pool…"
What the Fuck have I done?