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Filed under: Clay Aiken > Fill In The BlankJaymes Foster runs errands in Los Angeles on Sunday.
Clay Aiken artificially insperminated this almost 50-year-old woman because ________.
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Posted: June 2, 2008 at 3:00 pm
she's the only broad who'd want any part of him inside of her.
He is just a wonderful person *BARF*!
… because he realized nobody else related to a famous producer/ songwriter would carry his seed to term. I anxiously await the speculative baby Gayken photoshopped pics sure to be forthcoming all over the web over the next few months.
first, if you're going to get pregnant buy some maternity clothes . . . she's just walking around with her pants unbuttoned . . . now that's CLASSY
Because he is so deep in the closet and so ashamed and scared of his homosexuality that he impregnanted her to give people the "impression" that he is straight and him being a "Dad" would divert people from thinking he's gay - he couldn't be more wrong…just step out of the closet…jeez…people would respect him more and be accepting. At least he wouldn't be such a joke…him trying to act straight is the biggest joke out there! Duh.
he's gay and doesn't like the vajayjay…
Duh, he's gay
Are you fucking serious? He had sex with this woman??!
Her pants are undone.
He didn't have to fuck her
Clay Aiken artificially insperminated this 50 year old woman because her wrinkles are just so damn sexy.
* He probably donated sperm. I'm pretty sure he is gay.
cause there was nothin good on tv
…she is one FIERCE faghag!
BECAUSE WE DON'T ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH FRUITS IN THE USA!!!
…because no one else would…Shes a friggen MAGGOT !!
cuz it's the only way he could spawn… no one'll fuck him, and he wants to continue the "gay"ken legacy.
cause her name is Jaymes and he got a little confused
I put a ponytail holder around my button when I was preggo to make my pants last longer before I purchased maternity clothes. Could someone please tell her that trick.
Old Spice.
because he's an assclown
Gayken is quite the character!!! HAHA
Is her pants button undone?
cause Jaymes didn't want to see him naked…….that's just gross
they are both gays!!!!!!!!!!
nobody else would..(shudders) ewwww….ewwww…ewwwww
he's hoping to have a child with Down's syndrome.
Duh- one fill in the blank is cuz he's gay!
Another is cuz thats all he'll ever get!
And cuz he is actually a tranny and doesnt want anybody to find out
she is grasping at straws to find a baby-daddy. Desparate. Apparently lonely. I'm glad she's using sperm from her BFF, but um….
holy crap. Where does one even start with this?
because she asked and because he can. I think this is one of the coolest "celebrity" stories in a long time. Those of you grossed out should grow the fuck up out of your third grade mind.
Perez. And your followers.
he may want kids and can't find anyone to that with.
She should buy some damn maternity pants if she can't button her jeans - geez!!
because nothing says heterosexual like artificial insemination
….She wants to get all fat and pregnant to fit into those pants.
because there is nothing gayer than knocking up a well seasoned fag hag!
she bribed him with a neon yellow dildo, a Ricky Martin CD and HER STUDDED BELT!!! Bet she wants that belt back!
BECAUSE HE IS A FREAK AND HE SEEMS TO THINK THAT ANYONE CARES WHETHER HE IS GAY OR STRAIGHT AND NO ONE REALLY CARES BECAUSE HE IS A "D" LIST LOSER ..I MEAN D LIST QUEER (NOT THAT BEING QUEER MAKES U A LOSER) BUT BEING CLAY DOES …LOL !!
Because he got paid bank to do it. The Fosters are VERY wealthy. He'll never have to work another day in his life, and he'll be very comfortable.
She had the gay goods on him, it's insemination by intimidation, it might actually sell a few records, and they both had the need to repulse every other person in the United States of America.
he wanted a boy - "finally someone that i can hook up with!!!" pedofile XD seriously though Clay Aiken - you coulda just adopted - now this poor (old) woman will haveta give birth to your kid….i feel sorry for him/her already…..
Because he has no sex drive and can't come around to having sex with a woman
he wants people to stop saying hes gay! look at michael jackson!!!!!!!
Shes the hottest piece of woMAN ass he could get to do it!
OMG her pants are freakin Unzipped! who forgets to do that after leaving the bathroom?
Because he loves her and she's to old to hav children naturally put inside of her
She looks like a old Paule Abdul!
Because…. he wanted to be the second father, to the first child carried by a male…. inwhich he would also get half of walt disneys willed fortune
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because he wants a bundle of joy. What's your problem with that?
her pants are not buttoned
to be like his idol Micaeal Jackson?
she has a gay celebrity cum fetish :O
He wanted to spread the aiken name.
Because he and Jaymes felt that they both wanted kids and why not have one with a person that you know will co parent and love the child deeply?
I think it's disgusting that you are judging why they are having a child together, knowing that the majority of responses will be derogatory. I know — free speech — but who are we to judge why? Why not question why Brangelina are going to have 6 kids? Is it because they are a straight couple?
This is the 21st century, and I believe that Clay and Jaymes will be the first of many couples to make a positive life changing decision.
button open muchh?
b/c he is GAY
Cause he's a giant douchefag.
duh, he's GAY. HEL_LO!!!
madonna's vadge had WAY too much mileage on it.
thisis perhaps the most disturbing story i have read in a long time
um, duh..because they both couldn't do it on their own and they're best friends. Perez, you know you have at least one gal friend you made the last chance baby pact with at some point
He was sexually molested and was brought up to think strictly dickly?!
when she walks around with her pants unbuttoned like that, he just couldn't help himself *gag*.
She's gross (Jaymes). Looks like a post op old tranny that would fuck anything.
….because she wants to profit from little Clay part 2!
Clay has always denied being gay. Just because a person speaks with a country accent doesn't make him gay. You people only wish he was. Leave him alone.
as many times as he has fucked himself, he caan't get pregnant!!!
….the pregnant man was already booked
…that's the ONLY way for a gay man to have a baby with a woman.
Re: CaliGy –
you people are dense. of course her pants are unbuttoned. i did the same thing in the beginning of my pregnancy because my jeans still fit, just not in the belly. it's not even noticeable when you're wearing a longer shirt. she probably just forgot to pull her shirt down when she got out of her car, or something.
Clay's an odd egg, which explains why he would hook up with a woman this age named "Jaymes". Jesus, did her father want a boy or what??
If I ever met her I'd call her "Jimmy".
First….y she walkin round with her pants undone….its called maternity pants.
Because her pants were opened and she had a turkey baster in her back pocket
because he likes it when she calls him Big Poppa.
BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS PAULA AND HE THOUGHT SIMON WOULD BE JOINING IN
He wants to be just like Michael Jackson.
Are her pants undone?
because she spent so much money buying his gay sperm that she doesn't have enough left to buy any fucking maternity pants!
Button that shit up, bitch! Next she'll be after Michael Jackson's sperm.
shes desperate
Undone pants. Uber class right there.
he wanted to prove that he wasn't gay but then made us assume even more. If he was interested in women, he would have fucked her!
He had one two many fuzzy navels and realized his baby clock was ticking.
…nobody else wanted it
He needs to look like he's straight. So, she has money…why the hell doesn't she buy some pants that fit then?
With a name like Jaymes- he thought that it was a dude he was getting set up with!
because he doesnt want to accept that he is gay and he think is the only way to convince the rest of the world that he is not. We are nOT stupid aiken, we know you are GAAAAY, and theres nothing wrong about it, embrace your sexuality
SHE PAID HIM!!!!!!
She's scary looking. So fugly, you would even feel bad to insult her.
she's just a fucked up as he is.
Shes hoping her baby can sing like Clay so she can (try to) make millions!!
WWHAAAAT?? lol… that's taboo! some urban legend shit
..he was missing the page from his Roadmap To Pleasing A Woman, and could not locate her vagina
because it is the only woman he will be able to inpregnate!!!!
Her pants are unbuttoned
Because he always wanted a brother.
he is using it as a cover up from his gayness.
WHY WON'T HE COME OUT ALREADY?! JESUS!!!
Love you Perez
Who better suited than the mommy figure in his life.
"she's his Grace"?
He likes the way her toes hang over her sandals, they look so phallic!
for being due in aug, she's not that big, but her pants are not button how tacky
michael jackson 2.0?
because it was his first time,he didnt know what was happening