Moving Way Too Fast!
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Love Line > John Mayer
Could this be true?
Is she really that desperate???? (Don't answer yet!)
According to reports, Jennifer Aniston and man-kisser John Mayer are so into each other that they're talking about getting matching tattoos!!!
It seems Maniston wants to add a heart to the one she currently has on her stomach.
What, did she get the first heart for Brad?
However, John isn't feeling the heart idea.
A friend adds that Mayer "had the idea that they should both have a “J” tattooed in a secret place as that is both their first initial."
That's the way to do it. Get a tattoo that's generic so that if/when you guys break up, it won't be a sign of your ex.
The source adds, "Jennifer is really keen on the idea but is going to wait a few months. He said she’s in great shape and her skin is like a baby’s bottom, although she constantly refers to the age gap."
Jen is 39 and Mayer is a vibrant 30.
Don't worry, you both have a lot in common.
Like tattoos, men, and well, we can't think what else you two probably talk about.
Ass fucking????
[Image via WENN.]
awwwwwwwwwwww
perez is jealouss!!
I love that the way Perez criticizes John Mayer is by suggesting that he would sink low enough to make out with Perez, himself! Do you ever think about the stuff you write?
crazy…
Perez, you are one jealous bitch!
ANGELINA IS NOT DEPERATE….SHE GOT A MAN….THAT WHORE JENNIFER IS DESPERATE AND SHE WILL NOT HOLD ON TO HIM LONG EITHER……PEREZ, TAKE HEART, HE WILL NOT BE WITH THAT SKANK LONG..BE PATIENT CHICA..HE WILL RETURN TO YOU
love you perez, but you seem hurt by this. let it go man. move on.
they fit together PERFECTLY, yourej ust jealous that hes not gonna be making passes at you anymore, get OVER it.
you are such a shithead, Perez. Oh, and shut up about kissing John. No one believes you
jealous much? so what if he kissed you? it obviously wasn't anything to write home about… has anyone else noticed that perez has turned into the very same person he rags? for god sakes, he has a SHITTY clothing line coming out… what's next the CD?
I agree with Perez, Team Angelina!! She (Aniston)is talentless and a MAN, plus im British so who the fuck is this guy?? Brits all the way!
hey, is it me or did perez take down that Nick Hogan article?Why do that?
I used to feel sorry for her but not anymore, She does not want any kids or a marriage, too busy to resuscitate her movie career and love to be single so she can fuck all Hollywood male who walk around.
I am so glad that Brad moved on and hook up with Angelina.
perez, i just love that u cooridinated the two pics below by matching john's tie to jennifer's shirt! it makes them look completely linked together! genious! matching tats … matching clothes!!
You're disgusting, Perez. How you write is why a lot of people won't accept gays.
lookee here mang
THIS MAOWFUCKER IS DESPERATE…….DONT CHANGE TO PLZ ANYONE….JOHN HAS TATTS SHE DOESNT SO WHEN WOMEN REACH A CERTAIN AGE AND IS MANLESS THEY PICK SHIT FOR MEN……………
I DISLIKE JENNIFER…..HER AND SJP ARE SISTER HORSES
Yeah, because celebrity marriages end up SO well that a couple-tattoo is SUCH a great idea!
It's kinda of sad how jealous you are.
jealousy is ugly, and trust me you don't need anymore ugly than you already have.
perez, just because john kissed you drunkenly at a party does not mean he fucks other guys so just get over it. if you kissed a girl, are you suddenly straight?
That's one hell of an age gap…really blows my mind wtf. Seriously, that's not much of an age gap.
JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS PEREZ!!!!!
The hypocrisy on this site is astounding and not at all entertaining.
I'm starting to realize that Perez doesn't favor anyone in particular for he will flip-flop on anyone just to get the hits…
BORING…move on Perez
Jealous much?
Love ya perez
but I can practically feel the jealousy radiating off your words.
he's too hot for her…
THEIR BOTH HOT!!
Perez ,your comments smack greatly of jealousy and spite. The "ass fucking" comment must be straight from your dreams.
perez you are slipping! this has been the most recent post for hours!
Jen's ex husband made one baby and adopted another, in the first 6 months of dating his girlfriend…talk about fast.
Re: Nicole – what are you talking about? shy away? she's the one that did Oprah (twice) and Vanity Fair and countless other mags to discuss her private life, not to promote a movie, etc. I like the gal - I do, but I don't think she shies away whatsoever. John Mayer seems weird. Used to be likeable when he was normal, but now he loves the media attention (wear a borat banana sling while reading a tabloid?)… yuck.
Sounds like Perez is jealous.
Re: Bradje – Oh Yeah? Ask most men who he had the hottest sex with, and he'll say a woman over 40. They know what they know, and use that knowledge very, very well.
Re: Stevie – Yes, but he actually had a banana in the sling so it was o.k.
why, perez, have u suddenly turned on jen aniston??? could it possibly be u are jealous now that it's HER that's locking lips with the sexy Mayer?
you are sooo jealous!
Re: Stevie – No "countless" other magazines..GQ and Vanity Fair Period. Want to count how many Angelina and Brad did during this time in which they claimed to be "just friends" one while she was actually pregnant with Shiloh.
Lol Perez you are such a hater!!! I agree with you, Jen shouldn't be with Jon just because Jen is a down to earth girl, a real sweetheart and someone who is trying to find real love… Jon Mayer is just a poor loser who has no career and is a nobody, you and him are the perfect match… go and get him Perez, you 2 really deserve each other!
Love it love them
he's just not that into you.
i agree lay the fuck off.. she's gorgeous way better looking then you .. don't hate on her.. you fucking pick favorites , you shit on some and love up on others, you're jealous cause you hate on all the good looking ones
sounds like your jealous perezito.
God, you're so pathetic. John is a vibrant 30? Since when are 39-year-olds not vibrant?! I guess you'll find out in NINE YEARS when you're 39, an age you claim is so freaking old.
he prob suggested the same idea to JESSICA simpson when they were dating. who'll it be next… one of the JONAH'S brothers??
ok,for all of you that have posted comments on this website, you are ridiculous. Look over them. Who do you think reads these things? Perez doesn't. Call him fat, jealous, rude whatever. He doesnt read the comments. I absolutely love jennifer aniston, but I dont think yelling at perez to lay off is going to do anything. Its not like its hurting her career. Just all of you stop acting like you're 5 years old!
Re: VICKY –
so you're against women like samantha from s&tc?? fuuck that….go back to the 18th century. just let her live her life!!!! without all the haters. geesh ppl are so ridic….
Re: dorkus –
very true, very true
Tattoos are completely tacky and low-class.
LEAVE ANISTON ALONE! Jealous much? Are you talking shit because you're not the one - He would rather ASS FUCK HER THAN YOU!! You should date Tina Chen - it would be perfect!! Retards!
Re: WTF –
Angelina was desparate enough to fuck her gay brother. Brad was desparate enough to go with a brother fucker.
That last comment was way harsh, not funny P-
Your continued obsession with JMayer is ridiculous. Surely you have other Bi friends to pick on. Nobody cares that you supposedly sucked face with him. He was probably just fucking with you and you're too stupid to realize it. Yes, again - we're all laughing at YOU Perez
desparate would be screwing your brother like certain anus lipped whore name angie jo
WOW! HOW JEALOUS IS PEREZ!
Bullshit! Angie has never had anything done to her face. She looks just like
her mom. Perez had a photo of her at 16 and she has not change one thing!
Sorry Jennifer has manly features. Get over it. Jen did not want kids at the
time. Everyone knows when John Voight had his kids. That's something you
cannot lie about! Plus her brother is gay! Angie is hotter! Period! Let Jen and
John be happy for about 5 minutes! Please everyone chill. This is getting old.
perez hilton is LAME! ass f*cking? stupid…
So what if John Mayer is bisexual? So what if he likes Jen Aniston and vice versa? So what if they get matching tattoos? Big deal!
Don't know much about Jen, but John seems like a very sound, thoughtfull human being. What about you, Perez? Could we say the same? Seriously… Enough with your jalousy fueled tantrums already!
Re: diss –
thats true. didnt jolie say that she would not get knocked up for a man, though brad is not much of one
sadly, jhon and jen don't love each other at least just yet but as usual they are playing keeping up. What I found funny is how they used to bash tatoos on angie until we heard jen got one and she hook up I belive untill fall or so with jhon who got very many scarry tatoos. Jen is trying to be likeangie, but the thing is you can't be someone else but she can be the best of her if she learns to know who she is.
God, why can't ppl stop bringing Jen and Angelina up in each others posts on EVERY SITE ON THE PLANET. PLEASE?!?! JUST LET IT DIE ALREADY!!
I love you and all, Perez. I read this shit everyday and I agree with it, for the most part. I've always defended you when people say you're a "hypocrite" or "desperate", but, I'm started to see their point. This is not the first time. So, prove me and, from what I see in these comments, your fans wrong. Save you're slowly deteriorating fan base before its too late, Mario.
Perez is MUCH JEALOUS!
I think they are a cute couple and age dosnt matter, also the tattoo idea is cute
I so lol'd!
Re: Ashley –
Very well said. Thank you : )
You know, I believe you're right! She IS seeming a little desperate in the boyfriend department! She runs through 'em, doesn't she? Was she THAT blown when Pitt dumped her? Get a life Jen , jeeeez.
I totally and 100% agree with 38 (Ashley) I couldn't of said it better myself. Perez, stop being so jealous. John doesn't want you.
Jennifer is desparate she is really a laughing stock. I think she deserve it what she had caused for the innocent ex and his family is got to be paid. Brad and Angie went smoothly not in our face with almost naked bikins for one month realtionship etc.. They became friends since 2003 they became couple 2005. Angie almost have 2 kids and they add one bio.The rest is history. They have similar wants that is why they keep going stronger by day. If you are Jen 7 years later you don't know what you want and you keep changing gusy like socks 6 times and counitng. What a life!
perez we all know you are the one who likes the ass fucking…lets not displace your own desire for mayer's fine bottom
Mayer is awesome but I think she is too old for him.
Sorry, but if she's happy and he's happy…I wish them the best of luck! They appear to be very nice people and I hope that they enjoy their time together.
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ya haters need to get off Aniston and Meyer ass yall all up in there business and u don't even noe them mayse she is not desparate if she like a guy than let be yall just being jaleous bitches cause yall noe ya will never be them. And don't forget that Jennifer is the one who dump Brad Pitt not the other way around
Maybe no one assfuck you so you are jealous?
Wake up and smell the coffee, He is not going to ass fuck you.
Re: Ang – Sorry, but she is not too old for him. She's beautiful, talented, and deserves someone as funny ( as hell ) like John.
Re: Suz – Holy shit I totally agree. I was just going to mention what a pathetic loser he sounded like. Now, I don't have to. Thanks!
Perez you are acting so immature. People get drunk and do stupid things. Perez I am sure you are one of those stupid things. Get over it. John does not want you!
Aw thats cute, Perez it jealous. Keep living onto something that happen a year ago because that's the only ounce of fame you will ever have…haha
She got that Jolie doll that she burns the crotch of every night.
if mayer kissed me i would be jealous too llooooll
Re: nancycampbellslut –
doesn't say much about your life that you seem to know a lot about Jen's…
The green eyed monster is biting you in the crotch Perez.
Get off of it Perez, nobody will ever believe John Mayer made out with you. John is a publicity whore and so are you. That's the only thing you both have in common.
I bet GenXie feely-feely John is for Obama. I hope not, I'm just guessing. But he's young enough to be part of the naive nation of affirmative action mentality types who think it would be exciting and progressive to have a black president. Wrong! All he does is mimic the most conventional kind of thinking whether its radical-academic/latte liberal or responsible authority-figure establishment. He's parroting so much media-ready straight talk every day without ever mentioning what it's like being black in America that he's either keeping the anger covered up or he doesn't even know his own mind. And yeah, it's one of those things where it's like blame the victim, true. But it also just happens to be the truth and just another part of what's so hard about being black in America. Jen, I feel pretty sure, is for Hillary. And th
Perez, you are sounding really jealous. You should get together with Jessica Simpson you both have a lot in common. Like making out with drunk men and then getting dumped!
what a way to hate, perez you are as childish as the unstable jp fans that cannot seem to get over brad and jens break up. which is odd bc they are no longer together …. get over it perez john punked you just like brad is gonna punk angie and let her with hanging sagging tramp stamps and a liter of kids … lol
FUCK YOU PEREZ! JENNIFER ANISTON HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG TO YOU. At least she doesn't get all these lawsuits shoved up her ass, unlike someone I know (who runs this site). Jennifer Aniston can beat your pig-faced ass any day. I'm totally serious about that. I mean, she EXERCISES. You, DO NOT.
She does not have any tattoos. She does not even like tattoos. I know for sure.
Re: m – with the exception of john mayer, everyone on your list sucks ass
You really need to get over yourself…is this really news or another attempt to shove a stupid story about you & J Mayer into the spotlight?? Get over it…Jen & John are behaving like normal adults in a relationship..is that difficult for you to understand Perez???
Aww, is someone a little bitter that John just wasn't that into him?
Don't worry Perez, you'll always have your dog, even if no man (or woman for that matter) ever wants to touch your gross ass.
Didn't she get the first tattoo while doing Friends?
aww…they're cute together! leave them alone, perez!!
….and to the idiot that thinks the tattoo she got on Friends on the back of her hip.. you're dumb. it was fake.
I LOVE JENNIFER ANISTON SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND SWEET SHUT THE FUCK UP PEREZ YOU ARE SO JEALOUS ITS SAD!
sounds like someone (PEREZ) is jealous.
Your final comment is so uncalled for. It just makes you come across as the dumb worm-head that you always are! So jealous and mean with all and sundry. Geez…….. grow up - and get a life… ! !
Perez is soooooooo jealous! Leave them alone jennifer is a sweetheart I love her to death! John is pretty hot too!
What is wrong with you to make a comment like that at the end ?
Sigh…I for the life of me cannot understand why you berrate Jennifer & glorify a woman (Angelina) who takes other people's husbands, boyfriends, girlfriends & is a big fat liar.
Wow I wonder if perez has a life, everyday I check the site there are like 30 different posts. Mayer is an asshole.
Where are you getting these ridiculous "sources" who tell you this crap or did you just make it up? Honestly, these sources of yours are about as reliable as Amy Winehouse. And what's your constant beef with Jen? Hasn't she been through enough and still come out extremely liked by the public only to be constantly degraded by a misogynist like you who only worships other gay icons like Madonna and Kylie Minogue?
pEREZ YOU ARE SO VILE REGARDING JENNIFER. LET'S SEE. ANGELINA IS A VERY WELL KNOW BI-SEXUAL, WHO KISSED MANY GIRLS, SHE WAS AN EX-HEROIN USER AND A PRESENT MISTRESS (SHE NEVER MARRIED BRAD), BUT IN YOUR EYES, SHE CAN'T DO NO WRONG.
SORRY, BUT JENNIFER ANISTON IS LOVED BY MANY PEOPLE AND I'M SURE WHEN SHE GET PREGNANT SHE WILL HAVE HER BABY IN HER OWN COUNTRY, A COUNTRY SHE IS PROUD OF IT.-
HOPE THIS WONDERFUL COUPLE WILL LAST. THEY ARE SMART AND SEXY.- GOOD LUCK TO THEM. WISH THEM THE BEST.
i agree do the J tat…not to be a anti romantic but theyre not gona last that long….and does anyone read the 199th comment??i dont think so
Perez,
You live your life pointing out the flaws of others so let me do you a favor and point out yours.
You have contributed nothing to the world except notice to imperfection. You only became famous because of famous people…To be honest you became famous off the people you talk down upon. Which I find very strange. I think its sad that you have stooped so low in your life to reach the levels of others.
This website will soon be forgotten when our society decides to become mature and more adequate.
Like Andy said "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." But remember fame is not talent. It never will be.
Your karma in life is going to be way more intense then all the people you have on your page daily.
None of us are perfect were all just here trying to figure out ourselves and we FOR SURE do not need people like you out there labeling us for no reason.
Again…Perez you contribute nothing to the world but stupidity. Your page lowers the IQ of many. Stop before you destroy our next generation.
Please.
Thats all.
Truly,
Unknown