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Could this be true?
Is she really that desperate???? (Don't answer yet!)
According to reports, Jennifer Aniston and man-kisser John Mayer are so into each other that they're talking about getting matching tattoos!!!
It seems Maniston wants to add a heart to the one she currently has on her stomach.
What, did she get the first heart for Brad?
However, John isn't feeling the heart idea.
A friend adds that Mayer "had the idea that they should both have a “J” tattooed in a secret place as that is both their first initial."
That's the way to do it. Get a tattoo that's generic so that if/when you guys break up, it won't be a sign of your ex.
The source adds, "Jennifer is really keen on the idea but is going to wait a few months. He said she’s in great shape and her skin is like a baby’s bottom, although she constantly refers to the age gap."
Jen is 39 and Mayer is a vibrant 30.
Don't worry, you both have a lot in common.
Like tattoos, men, and well, we can't think what else you two probably talk about.
Ass fucking????
[Image via WENN.]
Please, bitches. Jennifer Aniston looks better than you all! I bet you whores bashing her must be 17-23, fat, and ugly. The woman is nearing 40 and still looks amazing! She looks better than a lot of other actresses who are way younger than her (ie- Mischa Barton, Parasite Hilton). Stop hating.
Did you for really just call JENNIFER ANISTON desperate? Um Jennifer, unlike you actually has a career based on talent.
YOU are desperate. Desperate to be noticed. I mean just look at your site dude.
Don't talk shit about people who actually worked there ass off to get where they are. Talk more about the stupid reality stars out there who again don't contribute anything to the world but drama and stupidity. I guess what I'm meaning to say is talk more about people who are more like you.
"Mayer is GAY(!!!!) you fucking morons. That is why he goes for the older gals or the desperate. That is why he kissed PEREZ!!! No hot blooded American Male would do that, no matter what!!! Figure it out kids!!!"
who ever said that needs to shut the fuck up.
k?
he's mine
and he is NOT gay.
jennifer aniston had brad pitt-and now shes with the most amazing man on earth, i think she'd know between gay and straight thank you very much..
peace.
You sound like a woman scorned. You talk about Jen for crying over Brad and now you are doing the same thing. Quit getting your panties in a wad and move on. So what if you kissed him. I thought that was no big thing nowdays. Make up your mind. Talk about double standards. I'm sure your not the only man that he has kissed. Evidently she doesn't mind. Why do you mind so much. It's kind of strange how much this bothers you.
Re: lindal –
You said it best babe!
okk that is good gossip, but keep updating perezzzzzzz!!!! love uu
your jealous nature radiates off you like stink from a skunk!
what a vile,pathetic loser you are…
Get over it already perez!!! ate you that jealous??
perez is drinking too much haterade.
One time Jennifer Aniston was on TRL and they asked her where she would want a tatoo, if she ever got one. She made a face like she didn't like tatoos and said a heart on the bottom of her foot.
Your insecurities are all over this post. Stop being such an internet bully and an asshole and just stick to running an entertaining blog. Stop going after people u dont like for a stupid reason.
I am so happy for her, she deserves a hot nice guy…. Team Aniston! That tattoo thing sounds cool… I hope they get married and have kids and live happily ever after
Yea alot of peeps are correct on here, Aniston alike Madonna are all trying to be like Angelina. Losers. Angelina rocks. Everyone else needs to rock in thier own way and quit being copy cat wanna be's. Not to mention, Mayer is an idiot. Too many desperate women now a days. I wouldnt give him the time of day.
perez i agree with you that denise richards is a suckbag and lauren conrad is a jealous miserable attention whore but aniston seems nice and cool and if your man starting fucking angelina u'd feel bad too
leave her alone shes cool
why are you soo mean??
Jennifer Aniston is pathetic. She smothers guys until they run the other way, guys like the chase. Plus she's ugly with her scream mask face. I wouldn't bang her for all the money she's got. Plus she can't act worth a shit.
You really are a fat pathetic pig! Remember… He who laughs last laughs best.
Lets just wait and see how and when the Brad/Jolie affair will end. You idiot!
Perez is sooo damn jealous hahahha
hahahahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
JEALOUS MUCH???????
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Angelina is superior to Jen. In everyway. Jen is gross.
Perez, you have no talents besides being a whiney bitch. Congratulations on making a career out of that. Fortunately, all "celebs" (if that's what you want to call yourself) fade out and you will eventually be a nobody
Oh, and remember: KARMA IS A BITCH. Good luck with that.
Gee, another anonymous 'source' - very reliable.
perez, i like your site and all, but leave mayer alone. you got really bitter after that kiss story, and you're just trying too hard to be offensive and cruel.
some days i wish you'd choke on a weiner…
Why does everyone assume she is desperate? Sounds like she is just having a good time and doing what she wants. Why is that desperate?
smells like desperation.
she's so desparate.. i love u perez.. love you because you hate her.
Perez you skank, don´t you see Jen is Les and John have a vajayjay
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oh….
that man is too hot for her!
what is your problem with jennifer aniston?
Angelina is aclingy looser.
She needs to get knocked up and adopt a dozen children, and buy 3 huge mansions just to keep a man so trapped.
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She needs to run to the press and tell everyone who is willing to hear, how Brad "loves" her, while we are supposed to hear that from him, not her.
Angelina has given up her principle (not to have biological children- not to damage her figure) just to please Brad.
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How insecure is that?
Every time they have problems, she gets pregnant, so Brad won't leave her.
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Angelina is the loser. No one wants to watch her crappy films.
She has no talent and all her films bomb.
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i just don't believe that jennifer aniston would ever get a tattoo
LMAO perez, you sound so bitter. i love it.
Jennifer Aniston is too good for John Mayer; she seems genuinely nice and isn't in love with herself like Horseface Paltrow or Ms. Mariah Piggy.
Re: lanel –
What a moronic thing to say. I'm guessing your saying Madonna wants to be like Angelina because she adopted an African kid… Okay, so let's just let Angelina adopt ALL the kids in the world, heaven forbid anybody copy THAT! How unoriginal can Madonna be?
LOL You're fucking stupid.
cute FRIENDS
GO GIRLS ! VOTE SUPER HILARY! 
HILARY is the RIGHT CHOICE 
B!tch is the NEW black & HILARY is fighter not a quiter! VOTE HILARY 
Re: Confus –
Well said.
seriously perez, you REALLY need to find a boyfriend and LAY OFF JM
his LATEST POST on his blog is TOTALLY ABOUT YOU
fucking asshole.
it's their business, but matching tattoos are adolescent. stop acting like peasants!
i have a question….why do you guys go on this site if you all hate perez?
anyways i hope it works out cause they both need a little bit of love
but yeah J's would work much better in case things went for worst.
Uuuh! Perez is jealous…
You are just jealous Perez. They make a HOT couple!!!
i'm tasting my own medicine and it is bitter!!!
Ok so enough talk of that kiss cause if anything it was just a small tiny peck I don't believe there was and toung at all let alone spit swapping…. I wanna see pictures of this lil fib of yours.. Hmmmm pondering on the lil fantasy story perez has wet dreams of …. Tonto
oh no…not another celeb tattoo mishap. 'J&J' tattoos. BARF! DBL BARF! what's next, dinner with all the exes? EEEWWW and all the diseases….Staples Center couldn't house such grand event.
Ph thanx for the comic relief during grad studies.
love ya bitch!
I call bs on this one. No way is it true. John is bisexual. He's dating Maniston so he appears straight. He's so not serious about her. I heard John and his boyfriend were in Japan recently.
PREFER JEN AND JOHN OVER BRAD AND ANGIE ANYDAY. AT LEAST THEY AREN'T DESPERATE FAME HUNGRY WHORES WHO WILL SELL THEIR KIDS PHOTOS TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER. I THINK SOMEBODY SHOULD SHOOT PEREZ DIRECTLY IN THE HEAD LIVE ON TELEVISION OR YOUTUBE. NOW THAT WOULD BE WELL DESERVED.
AWWW! SOMEONE IS JEALOUS! PEREZ YOU MADE OUT WITH HIM, BUT SHE'S THE ONE FUCKING HIM! GET OVER IT!
I GIVE THEM 4 MONTH MORE AND HE WILL DUMP HER
I FEEL KINDA SORRY FOR HER………….
HOPE IT WILL NOT TOO MUCH HURT HER WHEN HE DUMPS HER
PREPARE ONESELF DARLING!
HES A HEARTBREAKER AND SO HE WILL DO WITH YOURS
THIS KIND OF GUYS WILL NEVER CHANGE!!!!!!!!!
I HAVEN'T LEFT A COMMENT IN A YEAR BUT THAT BLOG… AHAHA. THAT WAS FUNNY.
GUYS LIKE HIM DONT CHANGE AND TURN FAITHFULL BECAUSE OF "THE RIGHT" WOMAN; ITS ALL ABOUT THEIR EGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give her a chance please…….. you had your moment, stop being a bitter ex. Jenn deserves some positivity with all the overly positive exposure from her past love of her past.
You are being such a jealous b!tch, Perez. Give it a rest already!
Sorry Perez, but I think you're just a bit jealous of them two.
She's got your man, and you haven't ;D
heres my thing with jen. criticize her all you want. but when brad left who in the world besides angelina was bigger than jen, name someone? jen changed fashion. she changed culture. she changed everything. she started the revolution of actresses on mainstream covers with her vogue cover in the 90s. since then modeling has gone downhill. she was worth millions more than brad. the only person in the world more established than her was angie in terms of overall personhood as an actress. so seriously employ the old saying, give credit where credit is due. jen is owed that credit.
Whatever happened to the 'private' Jennifer? Makes me wonder why she is being photographed HANGING all over John Mayer. One has to wonder (and not long) what her motives are.
okay perez. we get it. you made out with john mayer. GET OVER IT. seriously. you keep harping and it's annoying. i love your site, and usually you, but FUCCCCCKKKKKK. NO ONE CARES THAT YOU MADE OUT WITH JOHN MAYER BUT YOU. k? k.
ughh jenny can do so much better! mayer is such a slut….perez, shame on you for kissing the grease ball!!
"These reports are from british media which perez always says can't be trusted…" - then why does perez copy most of his stories (pretty much word for word) from the british media - mainly the dailymail.co.uk
IN THE Movie Derailed…………. Jens Nose is soooo Different. Then Now.
JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS
HOLY SHIT THAT GUY LOOKS MORE AND MORE LIKE A BEANER THE OLDER HE GETS…
IN ANOTER 5 YEARS HES GOING TO BE CHEECH!
Mayer knows that Greek girls ROCK!!!
Jen shouldn't waste her time with him. John is commitment phobic. If she stays with him she won't have a baby by the time she's 40!
Perez , realy even for you thats way to looooow. You are so jealous! Perez go look in the mirror and than look at Aniston, she's the hottie, your the nottie.
Enough already with John Mayer now, will you stop? Too bad he didn't make YOU the girl of his matching tattoo but what do you know? The eoman you made such a horrible mockery of, managed to keep him more than 20 min like you did. And by the way they look gorgeous BOTH of them you pittyful excuse of a gay person
Perez mix in a salad once a month you lard!
God for Jen! She is beautiful and natural, Angelina looks lik she missed the shower. She looks dirty and after hooking up with her so do Brad!!! So Jennifer be happy you got rid of him!!
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Jealousy does not become you Perez, this post practically drips with it and shows there is only one desperate Ho wanting in Mayer pants….YOU!!! Not gonna happen. Let it go!
Now back to the regular programming bitch, we want the entertaining (rather then pathetic) Perez back and smokin!
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Perez sounds so jealous he he
This story sounds like such bullshit, you probably made it up yourself. Leave Jen alone just cuz shes dating john doesnt mean anything. Who knows if theyre even serious. Just cuz she dates around doesnt mean shes desperate. Shes probably just having fun anyway…. After having your husband seduced by another woman, she probably doesnt want to jump into marriage right away anyway. Quit making up your own stories-Shes probly lovin the single life!
Ohhhhhhh, now I know why you made up that story…… YOUR JEEEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLOOOOOOOUUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha! I should have known. Thanks Perez, we will all be disregarding this one.
ok Perez, someone has to break it to you… John Mayer may have kissed you, but IT WAS A FUCKING DRUNKEN JOKE!!!! he even did it in front of his then girlfriend, IT WAS A JOKE!!! even if john mayer does like boys, IT WAS A JOKE, if he likes boys dont you think he would be kissing hot boys? IT WAS A JOKE!!!! john mayer was never a potential bf for you, because, IT WAS A JOKE.. now let go of it you jealous idiot, john mayer doesnt think youre hot, IT WAS A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE!!!
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tattoos
what's the big deal? it's their lives and their business…and myself I'm engaged to a guy who's 10 years y
I'm sorry but I think this is just a icky combination, the two of them together.
what's the big deal? it's their lives and their business…and myself I'm engaged to a guy who's 10 years younger than me and he's absolutely wonderful and has stayed with me through hell and back and even though he's only 23 (darn, I gave away my age
) he's an excellent dad to my daughter…so age really is just a number and if they are happy- let them live their lives…:)
haha cant u get over the fact that u guys kissed and stop bragging bout it??
Vulgarity is soooo unbecoming, Perez.
Re: VS – Angie has had 2 very well known, nose jobs dumbass.
haha perez in every one of these maniston mayer things you seem so jealous. jenns gross but cmon let it go, he doesn't like you that way.
Dear Perez!
You might not read this, although I really hope you do, because its important! I was just driving to school and when I got here I came right on the computer to your site. I just wanted to tell you that the radio station 95.3 here in orlando basically read word for word what you have typed in this post this morning. Thats totally stealing. And can't they even come up with their own thoughts? Anyways, you must be used to being replicated. But never duplicated! Love ya Perez.
Goodness Perez, you'r not just looking like a tranny but acting like one too! Please man, go look in the mirror and look at Aniston, you will never stand a chance. She's the hottie, and your the nottie. You were a charity case for John. oops sorry
Re: m –
I could'nt agree more!
Perez, seriously what is your problem with Jennifer Aniston
you can try to go with them and tatoo a j in your ass a J from jealous! i don´t know if u realise but even for a gay guy it´s much more exciting to fuck jennifer's ass than your´s!
hummm do u ever stop and think abou this?
get over dude…
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if you don't …put up something negative on obama 2/day
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then you are not for ””girlpower”” and I'll have to think twice about
buying those ”'hottopic”” clothezzzzzzz..God knowz ..u trazhed hill/bill
…………………………e…freakin………….nough….give me anything…
HOW ABOUT ANSWERING THE QUESTION I ASKED YESTERDAY????
DID OBAMA HAVE DINNER WITH SOME GUY THAT ”BOMBED” US…/?????
ROFL… you are so jealous and bitter! I fucking LOVE it!! hahahahahah!!!
This is about a young guy who maintains a celebrity blog that subsists on tearing other people down but who has wrestled with a lifelong battle for acceptance as a gay man. - John Mayer's Blog - How true…..
You need to get over it Perez. Some people do things when they're trashed that they normally wouldn't do. The thing that would piss them off is you NOT writing about them everyday, they probably started that rumor because they're getting kicks out of you writing like 5 posts about them everyday. lol
I don't see hoew she is moving any faster then her ex, Brad Pitt.
I heard that after John pisses all over Maniston, he bends over and she rims his asshole for hours and rubs her greasy face all over his buttcheeks.
She looks awesome! I wish I look like her when I'm 39.
oh,enough perez.
they just want to be happy,that's all.
I seriously doubt either of them are that stupid to do something like that. Especially after dating for like a week.
theyre both skanks
that is all.
tattoos are for douches
can u imagine being old and wrinkly and having a tattoo about an ex
ugh
and manniston has such a masculine jawline its sick
i love how mayer thinks hes clever but hes really just a loser
"wants to add a heart to the one she currently has on her stomach."??
COME ON there were tons of bikini pictures in Miami and NO tattoos !!
Perez you are slipping - get your facts straight!