Moving Way Too Fast!
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Love Line > John Mayer
Could this be true?
Is she really that desperate???? (Don't answer yet!)
According to reports, Jennifer Aniston and man-kisser John Mayer are so into each other that they're talking about getting matching tattoos!!!
It seems Maniston wants to add a heart to the one she currently has on her stomach.
What, did she get the first heart for Brad?
However, John isn't feeling the heart idea.
A friend adds that Mayer "had the idea that they should both have a “J” tattooed in a secret place as that is both their first initial."
That's the way to do it. Get a tattoo that's generic so that if/when you guys break up, it won't be a sign of your ex.
The source adds, "Jennifer is really keen on the idea but is going to wait a few months. He said she’s in great shape and her skin is like a baby’s bottom, although she constantly refers to the age gap."
Jen is 39 and Mayer is a vibrant 30.
Don't worry, you both have a lot in common.
Like tattoos, men, and well, we can't think what else you two probably talk about.
Ass fucking????
[Image via WENN.]
Perez you are such a loser. Because you are so ugly, being mean to others make you feel good. I bet you were picked on a lot when you were a kid. Get a freaking real job you loser. You make me sick.
You're so petty Perez, you had one drunken night with him where you screamed to the world that it happened like a sad fatty fucking fame whore. How drunk was he? Poor John there is one thing to get drunk and end up with a coyote, but to have said coyote tell the world?
Stop hating it's making you look even more pathetic.
Your hatred toward Aniston is getting real old. It must piss you off to no end that she is dating your crush.
These two make a hot couple. It's sad that you Perez, can worship (and I mean WORSHIP) Jolie who is so much younger than Pitt and yet you criticize Mayer and Aniston? You have some major issues. Were you bullied when you were young? Kinda like how you treat Aniston?
why are the women always 'desperate'??
Re: Perez –
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eeeeeeeeeewwww you really think maniston is hot?
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HOW UGLY ARE YOU THAT YOU THINK SHES hot IN ANY WAY????
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I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU UGLY PEOPLE!!
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MANISTON IS A PLASTIC-SURGERY-ADDICT
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AND BY THE WAY….ITS JUST PEREZ´S OPINION AND HIS WEBSIDE HER CAN WRITE WHAT HE WANT, IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, IGNORE IT ! YOU ARE A LOOSER IF YOU COMMENT EVERY SHIT YOU DONT LIKE……..
WHEN YOU LIKE WHAT HE WRITES THEN ITS OK FOR YOU. BUT IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, YOUR FULL OF HATE? I REALLY FEEL SORRY FOR YOU..
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THERES ALWAYS A REASON WHY PEREZ DONT LIKE SOMEONE AND HE TOLD US WHY HE DONT LIKES HER…..MAYBE YOU DIDNT RECOGNIZED IT, TOUGH LUCK
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IF PEREZ IS JEALOUS, HE WOULD WRITE BAD ABOUT ALL THE "REAL" BEAUTYS LIKE KATHRINE, ANGIE, GISELLE, AND SO ON…..
BUT HE DONT…HE ALWAYS HAVE A REASON AND NOT BECAUSE OF THEIR BEAUTY, ITS BECAUSE OF THEIR PERSONALITY AND BEHAVE…
BUT I KNOW YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT SO GO ON WITH YOUR HATE, AT LEAST IT PROBABLY MAKES YOU HAPPY!
What r they? 15? Matching tattoos? WTF lol
I knew she was dumb , but i didnt know she was that dumb.
Maybe she's having her midlife crisis. What is the big deal about her anyway? So she was on Friends. Her other movies have been bombs.
God, I bet John so regrets getting drunk that night…imagine kissing Perez and now this fat fuck won't let it go….JOHN HAD BEER GOGGLES ON WHEN HE EVEN LOOKED AT YOUR FAT HEAD. Move on. No one can stand ya, Perez. You still have a fat freakin head. Loser
AND WHEN I SAY THAT SHE IS UGLY, I DONT TALK ABOUT HER BODY (SHE WORKS OUT EVERY DAY, CAUSE THATS HER JOB TO LOOK GOOD, THATS HER ONLY PLUS), I DONT LIKER HER MAN FACE!
HOT BODY…..FUCK FACE!
OH NO SORRY….PLASTIC-SURGERY-VICTIM-FACE
SERIOUSLY Perez,
You just sound jealous now. This is getting old!
Re: allen –
wow.. what if this happened to your mother? Jen isn't doing anything wrong. Why are people obsessed with that slut angelina????
Moving too fast! hahahaha! Hater… Was he that good of a kisser????
This was taken from JJs blog
I spoke with Lindsay Lohan yesterday and asked her to clear the air on my blog about Perez Hilton's personal attacks on she and Samantha Ronson.
This was her response for the post:
This is all I'm saying about the situation: I can date who I want to date. I can do what I want to do.
I have things in works with a lot of different people. If I decide to pull out of projects or re-negotiate, it turns into "She was dropped." Thats the studios way of covering their ass, only trying to make me look bad.
But its okay…I atleast have legitamate projects and not some stupid show that comes on VH1 once a yea. If Mario wants to talk about things he knows nothing about then go ahead. I can't stop him, and I certainly can't change him. Sam is great…shes more than great, and it kills him to see anyone hes ever known happy.
Like I've said in earlier comments: look in the mirror Mario because what you criticize others for is exactly who and what you are. In this case: desperate and into ass fucking…
Perez- reading trough the 95 % negative comments! its clear that people are sick and tired of your sad pathetic jealousy and attempts to vilify John Mayer and Jen!
You honestly really think he fancied your FUGLY fat ass? like seriously??? You must be deluded!!
How come you are the only one that can verify this allegd kiss??? where are the pics??? where are the witnesses???
You are sad fat freak!! hating on jen, Obama, and whoever else takes your fancy!
I really really hope you catch Gornorhea and your little dick falls off!!
give jeniffer a break.
i think she's really cool.
why do you always have to be so hard on her, perez?
ok perez i totally understand way you dont like john we git that !!! but LEAVE jen alone. she is a awesome person. she has been through enough. what brad did to her was wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! point blank….. back off her perez.. are you jealous of beauty???? you big fat gay slob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yea perez, MY LABRADOODLE COULD KICK TEDDYS ASS ANY DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Angelina wanna be!!!!!!!
Everyone thinks Jen is so cool and nice but nobody really KNOWS her. We just see what she wants everyone to see. Never did think that she was pretty–cute maybe, but not pretty…her chin is huge, like that Scream mask. I think it won't be long until John will leave her and she'll be all broken hearted. He's a player. Jen is becoming a washed up hasbeen. What has she done? Friends ended years ago….her movies are flops because she's not a great actress and although people claim to love her, she doesn't have the pulling power of other actresses.
PUBLICITY STUNT…publicity stunt…these two are not seriously dating, they are just both trying to get publicity….she is trying to out due brad…when those babies arrive, this so called 'romance' will suddenly disappear….they are just yanking people's chain!
Are you retarded? Since when is a heart NOT generic? Does she want to put a heart with John wrapped around it? No. Does she want to have I heart John? No. She just wants a plain ol heart that would represent this part of her life. Must be a very slow news day for you to be so "desperate" to make something out of nothing!
Re: ?????? –
ITA. And her desperate supporters will say, "Flop? How about The Break Up and Bruce All mighty?", ignoring that fact that she is always just a sidekick, riding the coat tails of more talented male-lead star. They will analyze to death all Angelina's box-office performances, ignoring the fact that despite ups and downs, she will continue to get the most plum roles and respect from the A-list in the industry. The point is, after that RHI, no major studio will be stupid enough to cast Aniston opening a movie on her own. Kathy Heigl did, and now rom-com is her market.
Perez, thanks for pointing out the fraud as usual, but really, does she even qualify as a 'celebrity' now? All she does is doing a minor B-movies. Let's bury her into the oblivion where she belongs with other former Friends casts.
They are both fugly and he looks more feminine than her !
Squarish manly massive jaws chin chin, aka the serial puta who likes it doogy style, always kneeling on the florr at any occasion, all ass in the air for the whole word to see and who likes to get pee-ed by Johnny Scatolo, aka the scatolo freak peeboy who'se obssessed with Jolie even while doing that aging puta !
Great pair, they deserve each other, both pathetic freaky losers !
I LOVE THEM…..NOW THEY WILL HAVE BEAUTIFUL KIDS AND TALENTED KIDS.
JOHN & JEN SITTING IN A TREE
F U C K ING…..LOVE IT
Love them both ……. good on them ……….
I cannot believe this beautiful women Jenn would even think to see this nasty
guy. Cant she see he has just about been everywhere and she is just to damn good for him!!!!! good sex or not! run as fast as yoiu can Jenn…..Just my thoughts. Gypsy
when a guy goes fast (brad pitt jumps right into another relationship with jolie), he's a stud. but when a woman is moving fast in a relationship, you call her desperate? perez, girlfriend, you need to think about your comment.
Re: Normie – How much do you weigh? Jealous of what? Liar and biggest online douche? Very admirable.
I don't know why you dis' Jennifer Aniston so much. She's an attractiv woman with a hot bod. I would hit that in a heartbeat if I had the chance. You need to lay off, you fat ugly fuck. (Like John Mayer would kiss you too!)
Sorry Perez but Greek girls only get hotter with age and Jennifer has a better little bod than you've ever had! Mayer has gone Greek!!!
perez, jealous much? they seem really happy together and im pleased :] finally jen gets a goodlooking man.
OMG I just realized after reading many posts that perez IS jealous that JM is with JA. That must be it! That is too funny…must be eating him alive. Well in your dreams perez in your dreams…you may be getting more attention media wise..but you are still the same ol nobody in the looks department.
John Mayer is nothing to write home about…he's not that attractive. And Jen is just a wash up like someone else said earlier.
Hello — PUBLICITY STUNT! Enough ink dedicated to these two losers whose agents have obviously concocted this fauxmance. Get real people — they're both just trying to help their careers — she's a hasbeen and he's floundering about and can't take his career to the next level. PUBLICITY STUNT!!!!
Re: Mo – GREEK GIRSL DO GET BETTER WITH AGE-PROBABLY THE ONLY NATIONALITY THAT DOES! GREAT CURVES, AMAZING BOOBIES, ROUND ASSES & GREAT HAIR & SKIN. And they luv sex and being sexy AND they are smart & funny as hell! My 1st girlfriend was Greek & I'll love her ALWAYS! xoxoxo
oh parez you are so jealous
ok I understand words cannot describe how much I hate jennifer
she stole my man
Jen is cute if her face is hidden. She has a cute body and nice hair but her face is too long and mannish. John is obviously a player so I do not think any of the girls he dates should get serious. After being with a beauty like jessica its really a step down for him dating jen but I hear women that look like her treat their men better than the pretty ones.
Re: You go – I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!!!! GO JENN!!!!! dont ever think that DRAGelina is better than you….
Para empezar tu apellido lleva tilde en la primera "e" IMBÉCIL…. segundo en serio que quedas como todo un verdadero PERDEDOR al hablar así de alguien que no te ha hecho nada, y en tercer lugar Angelina Jolie es una "mujer" sin principios ni moral y para acabarla de fregar parece TRESVESTI… ELLA SI QUE PARECE HOMBRE……. no la Aniston…. aaaaa y la boca de la Jolie parece un ano.
Perez, you should know better about Jen and her tattoo - she got the original heart years before she dated Brad! Check your facts, Mister.
This is a sign that a breakup is about to happen.
If anyone say Showbiz Tonight, Steve Siagatti said that John and Jen aren't gonna last too much longer, and that they'll break up pretty soon.
I believe that Jen is so desperate for attention, that her and her evil PR team are alerting the media as to where she and John are ging to be. And if John's alone, she alerts the media so that she won't catch him cheating. Ha ha! Jen's so clingy and desperate, everyone is starting to laugh at this bitches antics. John's going to smarten up and run in no time!
John Mayer should just admit that you two made-out.
You're a hottie, Perez.
Re: mary – YEAH IVE SEEN IT!! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!
Re: Jenfra – Well said! I hated that fucking shitcom and every actor on it. They were all overrated and marginally talented. Lonely, desperate women loved the show and made it popular. "Oh I must get the Rachael so I can get dates too!". Pathetic. Hollywood still keeps trying to shove Maniston down our throats and no one is taking the bait. She was the star of Bruce Almighty? What a joke…the star was Jim Carrey, one of the most bankable actors in history. Does anyone really think people went to see the movie because Jen was in it? LOL!
Perez, are you still sweating this relationship? Dude get over it. He didn't want you. He's obviously content with Jen and apparently Jen is happy with him as well. Of course he is going to hang out with her friends. They've been dating for months and Courtney is like her sister, so why is this a big surprise? Furthermore, why is their relationship moving any faster than Skankolina and Dirty Pitt's was? Shit, those two liars moved in together within 4 months of him splitting w/Jen. He also changed her kids last names and had a bio child within 1 year! Talk about speeding up the dating process!! And you're making some big f*cking deal over jen and john getting matching tats? Everyone wants to stick the victim label on Jen forever (i.e. she's not over brad, she's jealous of brad, etc). Then the moment she starts to remove the label and finds some happiness, she gets branded again by being called desperate, old, ugly, … it's all BULLSHIT! Let the girl live her life. You deranged jolie nuts need to get your asses back onto your idols thread and find someone else that's worth picking on. Sad cynical bunch!
Re: Chinni – THIS APPLIES TO JENFRAUD TOO: I love you morons that have to stereotype people that enjoyed watching Friends or support Jen in any manner. First of all, Friends was a show worth watching and it wasn't some lovefest like you've described. It was a show about 20 somethings living life - a show any 20+ year old would be able to comprehend and relate to. I guess Sex and the City was only watched by a bunch of 30 year old single whores too?! You sound like a cynical, bitter bitch who has something negative to say about everything - YOU and JENFRAUD. Life must really suck for you. The thought of Jen getting any publicity must give you an ulcer! Also, Jen has just finished filming with actors and actresses that are far from B rated. She is working along side her PEERS. Owen Wilson is a hit in almost everything he does. Drew Barrymore, Ben Affleck…. yeah not so B list either. Give up this prejudice you have against her and just realize that she's here to stay!!! And as usual - we can't seem to get you off a jen thread no matter how much you don't like reading about her !
To all the people saying these two are going to break up soon, John will wise up, etc., I hope you're right. However, these two seem to be getting closer by the day. I miss the days when John was known, but he wasn't a tabloid fixture.
Perez shut the fuck up. You are so hung up on an alleged kiss you had with John. You keep trying make it big news, but guess what NO ONE gives a fuck. Its time you get over it. He's just not that into you.
have a nice day fat ass
oh Perez, Jealousy is an ugly thing
FYI folks–you are not allowed to give blood if you have gotten a tattoo in the last TEN years. What does this mean? That many tattoo needles are not sterile and that there is a definite risk of contracting HIV through tattoo needles. Plus, tattoos are trashy anyway, so stop getting them!
I think this is the press getting ahead of themselves.
Perez is JELLOOO
aww i think they make an adorable couple … so cute !!!
I think she is lying about her age. She looks older. She has some really bad, thin, straggly looking hair. She needs some mousse, a blow dryer and a flat iron.
she looks very masculine. She needs a makeover. Bad, bad, bad hair.
Re: Dawn –
Thank you! You've jsut reiterated what I've been saying, and what a lot of people have been saying all along. ANd in each photo with Jen, John looks very uncomfortable, but Jen's the only one smiling. From John's posture and body language, he's just not that into Jen.
Re: LickMy –
I agree with you 100%!
I get the feeling that Jhn's about to run sometime soon. Next thing you know, Jen's going to want John to cancel his tour. And they'll have a nasty breakup over it.
Re: Observ – 'I got laughed at her IMDB board for this, but I'm just throwing it out there-hse's using John for her own publicity. And when Angie pops out the kids in a few weeks (that's what I'm guessing, seeing as twins are very rarely carried to full term), John's going to disappear just as fast as he appeared.
How typical perex is blogin about BS F*ck off you fat fag jen is hot and you jeolous perez
Don't mind this idot he is a tottal jolie b*tch
Billy bob was smart left her because she propably trapped him into adopting maddox. Brad was just stupid and fell for it and she has trapped him with 4 kids. she a lesbian lover for the past 12 years Jenny Shimizu she said it herself and warns brad that she only want a man to help raise her kids. that idiot deserve angelina jolie you don't leave you wife for a piece of ass and now you can tell he's unhappy he has aged so much since hes been with her and they are so unnatrual when they are around each other. hey brad get you balls back and make her stop controlling you
As for Jen she has moved on she is happy living her life for stop your senseless hating
I'm starting to believe the Jen cheating rumors more and more. I'm also starting to believe the breakup rumors more an more. But, everytime these rumors pop up, HUvane and the rest of Jen's PR team spark another rumor-such as John and Jen having a baby (FAT CHANCE-since John has no intention of settling down first. I would think John would want to get married first before starting his family-this one takes the cake), that they're moving in together (um, this one is not true) and that John's good in bed (okay, that one is true-a number of his exes have said so). What kind of person cheats, and then has her PR team start another rumor to cover up the story? No one, that's who! I have a feeling that it's Jen and Huvane are leaking these stories to the media, especially about Jen's sex life with John. Just goes to show you how classy Jen really is. I heard from several posters on JJ that Jen is easy-even the writers on the FRIENDS staff said so themselves. If Jen is cheating on John with some mystery , then all the other cheating rumors are true. She cheated on that Paul guy with John, and she cheated on Steve with that Paul guy, and she cheated on that Brian guy with that Steve guy, and she cheated on Vince with that Steve guy. What kind of classy gal cheats on guys? John better watch out, because Jen's cheating on him to. No wonder she's been extra happy lately! (I'm thinking that this mystery guy is Owen Wilson.)
RUN, JOHN, RUN!
Is it just me, or did dating Jessica Simpson mess with John? John was doing just fine until Jesica came along. And then, next thing you know, he has a major brain fart that he's not getting out of. Come on, John! You can do so much better than Jennifer Aniston-who's publicity is the only thing that matters to you right now. I never really thought that John and Minka Kelly were never really compatible. She watned a commitment right away, and he wnted to take his time with her-nothing is wrong with taking your time with someone. Maybe that might have scared John off from Minka-her wanting a commitment right away. (Hell, that would scare anyone away-even me!) Cameron Diaz was just a f*ck buddy-nothing really came of that. BUt Jennifer Aniston has alterier motives.