Getting Married!
Filed under: Exclusives!
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Ethan Hawke and his pregnant girlfriend, that whore who used to be his kid's nanny while he was married to Uma, are getting married very very soon.
"Ethan and Ryan [Shawhughes] are taking out their marriage license any day now," a source close to the couple confirms to us. "I wouldn't be surprised if they had the wedding this week!"
Thankfully now their child won't be a bastard.
But their mom is still a homewrecking slut!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: June 3, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Dang, I can't believe all the nanny stories out there. What do Ethan's kids think? This woman was their nanny, helped look after them, and all the while made a play for their father behind their mother's back. That woman is whacked. She has no standards. Oh yeah, sexy man I get to live with while his wife is off making movies. Sure, they may claim they didn't start dating until Ethan left Uma, but they had something going on long before, oh yeah. Yeah, the kids will be ery well-adjusted teenagers. :O
ummmm so lemme get this straight: if someone you DON'T like has a child out of wedlock (this tool) its considered a bastard child….but if someone you are completely OBSESSED over has CHILDREN out of wedlock (the 2 media whore skanks pitt & skang) its considered the perfect child/children/family. that is beyonnnddddddd hypocritical. and fucking ANNOYINGGGG. AND WTF….THEY'RE ALL HOME WRECKING SLUTS. SUCH BULLSHIT.
HE IS JUST AS MUCH A HOME WRECKER AS THE GIRL HE IS WITH!!!! DON'T BLAME ALL ON HER!!!!!!!!!!
ok, so she's a homewrecking slut and angelina is a saint…hmmmmmm.
never trust the nanny! always get a manny!!!
Someone send an invite to Uma's stalker, since the judge considerately let him out of jail…
I don't like, Ethan Hawke and I don't care either way what he does, but Perez,
STOP WITH THE BASTARD TALK!
My God, it's not 1950, most marriages end in divorce, and who cares anymore if anyone is married or not.
Calling and referring to babies as bastards is really pissing me off. The only bastard around here is you Perez, and it has nothing to do with the marital status of your parents when you were born, it's just an ugly word to call someone who is being ugly, which is you at the moment.
Perez is such a hypocrite. Ethan's chick is a slut, but Angelina is "saint." Get fucking real!
WHY IS SHE A HOMEWRECKING SLUT,, BUT WHEN ANGELINA STOLE BRAD FROM JENNIFER IT WAS ACCEPTABLE.
IF THIS GIRL IS A HOMEWRECKING SLUT THEN SO IS ANGELINA.
PEREZ YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT.
Do they all hate women and love to demean them? Why is she a homewrecking slut when those were HIS children and HIS wife he abandoned. That woman had no stake in that family…why is she to blame???!?!??!?!!?!?
You know what Perez, I am so sick of your hypocricity. You say this woman a homewrecking slut, but you call Skankalina a saint and worship this whore, while she broke not one, but two marriages and got pregnant while Brad was still married! You are a douchebag and stop writing bullshit about people you know nothing about. Skankalina is the biggest whore in Hollywood - that's the truth!
Perez u are an asshole. First of all they got together AFTER Ethan and Uma split. Second: even if they had an affair before - he is as much a homewrecker as her, idiot. Stop blaming the women, cheesedick!
I like it how you call Evan Rachel Wood, and Ryan[Ethan's Fiancee] a homewrecker, but yet you call Angelina Jolie a "saint". Are you fucking high or something? Isn't she a homewrecker too pinche gordo panson con chichi? and not only once, but twice. Get real you moron.
Though, the only thing we have in common is Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba. That's it.
Wow, he just keeps rolling further down hill.
Re: MmHmm – Stay on topic, douche!
he looks like shit
I'll bet his children saw more of the nannie than Uma did. How refreshing that I man should choose a caregiver over a Hollywood godess. I hope all the children born and unborn are happy. Grow up Mr. Hilton…find out what's really important…Substance over tinsel! Maybe you will find out someday…unless you die too soon.
Must be awesome to be so awesome that mocking and passing judgement on ppl you dont even know is acceptable. What fun loving ppl you all are, thought gay assholes were mainly happy go lucky and loved all MANkind. There are some pretty nasty ppl out there and they seem to love visiting this sight and sit on their high and mighty assholes and pass judgement on ppl who they feel dont meet the wonderful standards that these readers do. WOW to be so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love reading perez but i do also think that he is a bit of a hypocrite! why does he call ethan hawkes wife to be , a whore? has he not heard of angelina jolie? she is the biggest slut! just because she aint the nanny?
I wonder if they'll be hiring a nanny?
The "bastard" comment is inappropriate. Don't you think it's time to stop hurting kids becuase of their parents choices?