This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Royals Royce > Fashion Smashion
Move over Posh…Roberto Cavalli's got a new muse.
It's Britain's Princess Beatrice!
For reals!
Cavalli revealed recently, "Beatrice is always great looking. I'm going to design a few things with her in mind."
Huh?
Beatrice doesn't scream CAVALLI to us.
We don't get it!!
What do U think?
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: June 3, 2008 at 4:50 pm
She looks like one of those pictures from Conan O'Brian if two celebrities mated thing.
I think she is beautiful!
I don't know if you picked the worst picture of her but she is hideous!
Ugly.
Perez, just because photoshopping doesn't help you look half way descent doesn't mean it won't help her.
OMG SHES UGLY….what the hell is he thinking?
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THE UK VERSION OF POTATO HEAD!!! LIKE THE WORLD NEEDED ANOTHER?
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WHAT THE HELL IS IN THE WATER THESE CHICKS ARE DRINKING WHEN THEY GET KNOCKED UP?
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SHE IS VERY CUTE—
That's why he is Cavalli and YOU'RE not. The inspiration of a muse is purely personal.
lmfao
probably that last face lift Roberto had made his eyes go bad…
EWWW! She look like one of my 'ugly' cousins
You know the type. The ones you have to say something like "Oh you look so different now..I barely recognized you."
Everything she's wearing looks sooo cheap!
Pleaze Roberto tellus this is a joke@!
Cono! this girl is fuc..ing UGLY BETTY LA FEA
Britain you say???
well, at least her teeth are good >.
NICKY HILTON GOT FAT!
I dont think she's the most attractive royal….I think her younger sister is much more beautiful. Beatrice seems to have inherited the more prominant features from both her parents. That is not the most flattering picture of her either, I think she much more pretty in real life and is quite unphotogenic.
DUH!! He's a Queen…she's a Princess…makes perfect sense to me.
Ugggg..she's bloody Ugly!!!Cavalli means HOT and SEXY no??
I love her huge eyes. How refreshing that Cavalli will be designing for a REAL woman rather than an ironing board with bolt-ons.
Her body is sexy as hell!!!!!!!!!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
She actually looks human–which is not true of Posh.
She may not be model pretty in the conventional description but I think she's refreshingly attractive and looks like a normal, average young woman. I'm sick to death of seeing all these starved, bony, hollow-cheeked women who look like they're about to faint. Beatrice looks healthy, vibrant and happy. I would love to see her as the new role model for young girls so the incidences of eating disorders in girls as young as 5 and 6 would stop. It's pathetic when kindergarteners are starving themselves so they can look like Posh.
She's kind of cute. It's her mother's fault she has fat thighs. In a magazine interview Sara Ferguson said that when her daughters come home on weekends all three of them sit around and do nothing except watch tv and eat. She said they barely get out of their chairs. That kind of sloth is a bad example to set for young girls, especially when you're a representative for Weight Watchers !
he's aware of his demographic.
That bitch is a h.a.m ….. hot ass mess. She looks like a damn horse.
Neighhhh
Re: Shay –
Why do people seem to think the British have bad teeth? Seriously the only people I know with bad teeth are drity chavs who live to go on Jeremy Kyle.
****** OMG Perez she looks just like you only with longer hair and better fake eyelashes… lol!!!!!!!!!!*********
that Ho screams PORKER!
Seriously? She looks exactly like this one drag queen that used to do the Monday night shows at Micky's!! I'm not kidding.
Her style reminds me of the 60s.
I bet if she was stick skinny no one would even care, just because she has meat on her bones everyone is calling her fat and ugly.
lol……why perez??? who was the muse to your tacky as hell line?! hahaa….idiot…
everyone…we may all disagree wether this girl is "pretty" or not (i think theres something honest about her looks) but im sure we can all agree that PEREZ IS BRAINDEAD AS FUCK!! haha what a loser
cool. She looks like mama cass from the mamas and the papas
I think it's great that his muse is a real-sized woman.
THIS BITCH IS FUG are her and Fergie twins?
Good Lord, royal bikinis, royal coats, royal hats and now the royal lashes.
Why doesn't she scream Cavalli???? Cuz she isn't a size 0???? She is very unique looking and quite stunning! Go Beatrice!!!!!!
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Design a wider feed bag. The cow dosen't go " Coutuuuuuure"
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I thought it was a picture of the late Divine from the original hairspray.
no seriously, this has to be a joke..
She is totally disgusting. Looks just like a horse. UGLY!!!!!
I hear Beatrice scream pass the pork.
This is a bad picture of Princess Beatrice, taken from a very unflattering angle. After doing some research (Google is the shit!), I've found some better pictures of her. Granted, she's not drop-dead gorgeous, but she is a pretty girl.
Woof, woof! The ugliest limey royal spawn ever hatched.
That must be the most unflattering pic ever.. I had the pleasure of meeting Princess Bea recently and in the flesh she's beautiful! Gorgeous porcelain skin, cute smile and really pretty eyes!
Re: GossipGirlChelsea – I agree. No one would care if she were a size 0. Posh is horrid.
well she´s very pretty so…
hahahah wat a joke.
uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Wow, I totally thought Nicki Hilton got fat.
Ouch! Another ugly royal.
George Clooney called. He wants his new teeth back…..
Who gives a fuck? Cavalli makes simply disgusting clothes. Who would want to wear such expensive garbage? It's fine if you want to look like a down market Italian porn star I guess. This Beatrice is just not pretty and YES she should loose some weight and hire herself a proper stylist so she doesn't carry on lokking like a 'Fat ginger Gran'. xxx
Stop making fun of this very pretty young girl. You guys are very annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She puts PotatoHead to shame in the Fugly Hall of Fame!
she loks like the drag queen i saw on tv the other day
would someone file those fucking windsor horse teeth down? jesus. they're rampant.
Give the girl a break. Cavalli is the one who made the comment: it's not like she desperately sought to become a muse. As for being a sponger, she is at university, is learning a trade and will, like her mother had to (even though she used her royal connections - but what else could she do, become a receptionist?), no doubt stand on her own two feet. looks wise: she is healthy, not going for the 'filthy crack cocaine, dirty ballet pump, impetigo skin look that some 'icons' in the UK seem to think is an acceptable' look. I have taken Amy Winehouse off of my ipod: how can I take her seriously as an artist when she is becoming nothing more than a laughing stock with her druggie antics…………
Re: les u –
I'd take that article with a pinch of salt. Anyone with a set of eyes in their head will know that the Daily Mail are a bunch of c*nts and don't have a decent word to write about anyone.
You should have put up a warning- finally someone uglier than potatoehead Rumer. She's fat and ugly- just like perez
Is he friend's with her mother ? Fergie ? Cause she is hideous with those bubble eye's !!!!! I think he feel's sorry for her & is being nice….. but hey she still famous because of her parent's , even if she's ugly….lucky girl.
Society gal and Royal. Nuff said.
What do I think? Well, I think she looks like a female Jon Heder.
She doesn't scream Cavalli to you, as much as you don't scream "The new Clive Davis" to us.
is that a tranny?
Tyra's plus size movement really worked. Yay!
She's perfect, for the 'Plus Size Horse Face' diffusion line
Lets give the girl a chance and see if she can work it!!! She's better looking then rumer willis thats for sure.
Well Perez…she is she is a beautiful girl, obviously Roberto see's this in her. Are you so down on yourself that you have to knock anyone that isn't size 1??? You do have a face that reminds me of a horse and a body that I would keep the lights off for if I was a guy going to have sex with you.
You have become a mean spirited wannabe and you have lost a reader…
AWesome! Break the mold! Way to go bea!
UGLY FAT PIG,LIKE HER "MOTHER"!!!!..OINK.
Leave this young girl alone.
I think shes very pretty!
Why the long face Bea????? She looks like an old horse face ….I think Aunt Bea would make a better model for Cavalli and she's dead……
When did Nikki Hilton get fat?
Those are gigantic ears. Just like her Uncky Chareles
i totally agree with you.
she does not "scream" cavalli at all.
she is screaming though, for help, she needs a major makeover.
Fat and tacky like her whore mother.
i guess if they are into modeling HORSES . its okay.
she is horrific looking
She looks like Beatlejuice not Beatrice
If this photo is recent, she ALREADY HAS 2 CHINS. Hmmmm……
nah i think its good, cavalli is one of the few designers whose clothes actually fit real women (and by that i mean size 8 and up) - most designers stop at size 6 so good for her
the only reason u say that is cuz she isnt stick thin and conventionally beautiful. you should support your own
Re: she lo –
Classy? Posh?? You are an idiot aren't you? If she is classy then we need to rewrite the dictionary
She is a pole with plastic tits…I bet David has to put a pillow between them evrytime he fucks her to keep from being injured by her hip bones.
Beatrice is real and beautiful.
I think that is great… Not everyone a designer dresses has to be stick thin. I find it refreshing that its ok to be normal sized and be complemented for your style…
She definitely scream CAVALLI - HORSES in Italian- look at her face!!
mrs. ed
Re: Amy – Re: she lo –
Classy? Posh?? You are an idiot aren't you? If she is classy then we need to rewrite the dictionary
She is a pole with plastic tits…I bet David has to put a pillow between them evrytime he fucks her to keep from being injured by her hip bones.
Beatrice is real and beautiful.
the eye makeup is amazing…
HOT TRANNY MESS!!!
Re: Amy –
Hmm? I guess your a ravishing beauty Amy? Perez of course has found the most unflatterning pic of this girl. She is a natural beauty. Unlike alot of redone American females that are so brain washed by Hollywoods "idea" of beauty., nip it, tuck it, suck it. Could be your countries new anthem.
You are a small minded bitch!…and if your interested I'm not British…I am Canadian.
I am sorry but she is just not a pretty girl! I know I am no spring chicken either but she looks like some sort of caricature of a princess…then again her dad is pretty oogly too.
Re: Becks –
Fuck you must be smokin something…high motabalism, good singer? Your demented.
Wouldn't it be nice to see more interesting looking girls, rather than just plastic Barbie ones?
I think that she'd be fun and wild as hell.
Way too much eye makeup and she's on the hefty side. She has potential but the way she looks now is kind of scary.
Wow looks like she got the worst of both parents. Fergies chubiness and dad's chompers. Wow! But hey, she's not been in any trouble (yet) so she may be one of the good grandkids.
It Cavalli's new line he named "CHOPS"…. She kinda looks like a Gingered Jerry Seinfeld! She's breathing thru her mouth!
I bet her lip does'nt go over those teeth! Heeeee Hawwwwhhh!
Well, she doesn't look like a skank or a dried up stick. She has a wonderful voluptuous figure and beautiful classic features. She's gorgeous.
Her EYES r gigantic!!!! I saw a pic of her like a year ago with her mom Fergie (the British Dutchess) and I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT they were photoshoped to look HUGE. big eyes r nice but hers are way too big!