This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Royals Royce > Fashion Smashion
Move over Posh…Roberto Cavalli's got a new muse.
It's Britain's Princess Beatrice!
For reals!
Cavalli revealed recently, "Beatrice is always great looking. I'm going to design a few things with her in mind."
Huh?
Beatrice doesn't scream CAVALLI to us.
We don't get it!!
What do U think?
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: June 3, 2008 at 4:50 pm
She has really big eyes and really big teeth…I'm not saying she's ugly, but…nothing special
That is SO GROSS!!! I hope he was drunk or something when that statement was made. she is seriously fucked up looking. However, he does like animals and animal print so I can see how she would fit the bill.
If anything, she screams tranny
meets horse
I've never seen a photo of her before but I think she looks beautiful in the above. She has pretty red hair and nice big eyes
c'mon…she certanly screams cavalli w her face…she kinda look like a horse
Why Oh Why the fake eyelashes? Her eyes are already too big. So is her mouth, by the way.
Beatrice is smoking hot!
damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE IS SOOOOO FUCKED UP IN THEIR COMMENTS TOWARD THIS POOR GIRL! SHE IS A MORE NORMAL SIZE. IT WOULD BE COOL IF CAVALI HIRED HER JUST TO BE ABLE TO C A REAL GIRL MODELING IN A MAGAZINE (HUGE EYES N ALL) MAYBE AMERICA FERRERA SHOULD ALSO TAKE OVER TRASHY POSH IN THE MARC JACOBS ADS TOO! IT DOESN'T MEAN GIRLS SHOULD NEVER BE SKINNY, THERE ARE VERY NATURALLY SKINNY WOMEN OUT THERE AND THAT'S OK BUT WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT YOU BE YOU. BUT I DO AGREE WITH SOME PEOPLE THAT SHE DOESN'T FIT CAVALLI.
who's felching who?
It's about time real women are figured into fashion!
She should have been #1 on Maxim's 100. FUGLY
what i,think is she is makes you look crass and mean.
PEREZ SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE YOU.
Re: Sherry – Bea's been in trouble. Was a huge coke head back in the day (about 3 years ago). Clearly stopped using though. & has put the coke weight back on those haunches real fast. It's good she's clean. But she needs to put her head down, get an f-ing job and stop trying to be the hot aristo ho she can't ever be. Her family is aristo-light. She's thick (stupid) as pig shit. And as money grubbing as both her parents. It's tragic, but screw it, there are people starving, people forced into slavery and the sex trade, people living in desperation… this slapper is just a tragi-comedy. Sorta like Posh, just the fat and titled version.
Princess Beatrice is Britain's version of Rumer "Potatohead" Willis. Good-looking parents that the gene pool skipped for her.
she looks like a fat human bee
British girls are probably not the most pretty.
If Posh and this ugly girl are considered beautiful, then, I feel bad for the guys in England.
I think its fun! it will be fun to see the outcome!
Good to know Cavalli picked someone with some meat on the bones. The right make-up she will do well.
SHE SCREAMS FAT! I USED TO LOVE CAVALLI…BUT WHAT IN GODS NAME!!!!!!!!
Man, she's so gross looking. She's eating too many croissants or something.
god she's so fucking ugly, i should be his muse.
She is a F'UGLY big fat potato head good for nuthin work shy 'royal'!!
Can you say, "Horse Face"!!??!!??
If she weren't a "princess," he wouldn't think twice about her.
I think that since most chicks are considered by Medical Professionals to be scientifically FAT that designers might as well give in and design clothes for them. That's where the money is.
She looks sweet and adorable. Good for her!!
Yes, she's very stylish, adorable, and did you see that butterfly hat she worked at the royal wedding a couple weeks ago? It was pretty amazing.
Much like Sarah Jessica Parker, beatrice looks like a horse!!!
>She looks like a freaking lemur.
That is incredibly funny.
I think she's trying too hard here, dont care for her eyelashes but she definitely has what it takes to be pretty. I can see that. She looks like she's a lot of fun!! Just like her parents. I mean, look at the ring, it screams "Im here for the FUN!" Cant beat that.
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Re: J Simp – Oh my Lord, you're right!
As Bea ages she will lose her baby fat, especially in her face, but unfortunately that won't help Cavalli out at this point. Good luck Roberto! That cast-away -ripped- up by dog- fangs -shit you produce and call "fashion" is gonna get this young 'un in the news for sure, and no doubt that is your main intention anyway.
maybe if someone would rip those fucking lashes off and file down her horse teeth…maybe i could see it happening
omg !! SHE IS FUGLY !! APPLE DOES NOT FALL TOO FAR FROM THE TREE !!
SHE IS DISGUSTING
She screams more like Lane Bryant!
Blheck!!!!!!!! She looks like a Chipmunk. No, wait - a cartoon character. That's it - Alvin the Chipmunk!
you don't get it? that's because you're such a fucking hater perez. look at your own ugly mug douchebag.
MONACO'S ROYALTY - NOW THAT'S WHERE THEY SHOULD CHOOSE THEIR MODELS! HEY CAVALLI, ASK CHARLOTTE CASIRAGHI TO MODEL FOR YOUR LINE. SHE'S ABSOLUTE PERFECTION - AS PRETTY - IF NOT PRETTIER THAN ANGELINA JOLIE! AFTERALL, GRACE KELLY OF CONNECTICUT WAS HER MUM!
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Re: IRISHme – Nope, don't agree w/ ya biatch. In fact, I don't understand why YOU'RE on this website if you hate Perez so much? That's what I call being contradictory. You hate him, but you visit his site. Makes NO SENSE at all. I think you're the one who's braindead. Now sod off.
Re: Anonymous – Dear #243 ~ I think you meant to say Grace Kelly was Charlotte's grandmother.
I agree with you though… Charlotte Casaraghi is drop dead gorgeous! Man, she'd sell Cavalli's clothes like crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ARE UFUCKING KIDDING MEE???????….SHES FUCKING UGLY!!11…….AND ALL THE PEOPLE SAYING THAT ITS GOOD CUZ SHE'S A NORMAL SIZE AND SHIZ…ITS PROBLABLE BECUASE YOU'RE FAT & UGLY TOO!!!!!!!……….MR. CAVALLI….YOU DISSAPOINTED ME BIG TIME…….SHES DISGUSTING……..BRB….IM ACTUALLY GOING TO PUKE!!!!!!!!
I think that she is ugly. She doesn't seem like she should have been chosen.
This girl is seriously ugly. Those enormous teeth, that chin and short fat neck. Do you think anybody would ever put attention to her nasty ass if she wasn't from Royal family? Wake up, people!
Ok, let's put the weight issue/royal loyalties/godsavethequeen bs aside. The girl is not attractive. At all. Period. Doesn't matter who she is. The end. Period. Finito. It's not meant to be mean or a jab at her. She just is not pretty in the slightest. Genetics can be cruel.
alright, so maybe she doesn't have a cavalli face, but precious few of us do. and forget distinctions like full figured, women are women. what's important is that, like the designer said, she always looks good which is more about the clothes and the attitude than anything else. so good for her because based on this photo, she does look cavalli.
she looks like a cow!
Perez…
U have no right to comment re; fashion…
the only taste you have is clearly in your obnoxious/overstuffed face…u wear BLUE hair…clothes that are too tight and UGLY freebies…look in the mirror…PLEEEEEEASE…ur fashion opinions r WORTHLESS
her chin looks like rumer's! (but then so does perez's…sorry perez).
I think it is good that Cavalli takes a big girl as his muse….but she is a bit ugly. If she wasn't a Royal no one would make her his muse. And those lashes…….how fake can you go!!
She makes rumor willis look like Angelina Jolie
Well, when you see Cavalli's testicled skinned face, you understand why he considers this dog beautiful.
tranny.
she has the horse mouth
She has the worst features of each of her parents. Not a nice looking girl at all.
She looks like a typical british girl, and we all know what that means, muahahahaha
Love and kisses from Sweden
personally, i have a model's body/ height/ weight & face, YET i absolutely love that he is picking someone that doesn't fit our current standard of beauty in the fashion world. i find it refreshing. women come in all shapes & sizes & as the world changes, so should our standards. go cavali.
i died a little bit inside when I heard about her new muse state….felt a little weeney bit of sick rise into my throat when I see this photo…wearing that amount of glitter around ur eyes does NOT distract any bobdy from ur wild buggle eyes *(
That's the female version of PEREZ! hahhahahhhahahhhaahahahhhahahahahahahahahahhaa
She's really look like YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS FUCKING U.G.L.Y!!!
With a mouth like that; a chin like that; and eyes like that; she probably figures she has nothing to lose!! It barely matters what she wears…..
IS HE WANTING HIS CLOTHES TO APPEAL TO THUNDER THIGHED WOMEN?? MAYBE HE SHOULD ALSO CALL CHAKKA KHAN. CHUCK, CHUCKA, CHAKKA KHAN. THIS BLOB OF A WASTE OF SPACE IS ANOTHER DRAIN ON THE ENGLISH TAX PAYER. GO AND DO SOMETHING USEFUL WITH YOUR LIFE BEATRICE GO AND HELP SOMEONE ELSE LESS FORTUNATE THAN YOURSELF (IE 99% OF THE WORLD).
Seperated at birth : Princess Beatrice and Miss Piggy
Oh gosh, she's in the prime of life, right? Good God. Well, I'm sure she has a lovely personality and likes to dance or something.
Probably a sweet girl but the boggly eyes and giant jaw with the teeth like fenceposts……well, when people say "Damn, that girl's odd looking" Rumer WIllis can rest assured it's not about her every time.
You know what Perez? We're all just a wee bit tired of your lame jealousy. You seem to HATE successful women…especially NON-LATINA ones. Racist fat fuck. When you all are a Princess (lol!) and have so much money, then you can talk. Until then, stay in your Trailers and shut the fuck up.
Beatrice screams COWALLI!!!
Did Billy Joel fuck a royal? She looks like a basset hound.
It won't be as bad as guns and rainbow t-shirts.
Re: Lola L – STOP USING MY NAME. I AM THE ONE AND ONLY LOLA LA PISTOLA, NOT YOU.
Sounds like some good old fashioned ass kissin" is going down!
She looks like Miss Piggy
She's very pretty! She represents the average girl…to all those who posted mean comments, how about you put your picture up here and see what people say about your looks??
Roberto COWalli muse more like it.
How could she even represent such a fabulous brand?
She don't even look like a woman, she looks like a transvestite.
I agree–WHAT is with the eyelashes???!!
Money doesn't buy beauty but it does buy the attention of a high end designer.
She looks like and old picture of Christina Onasis…kinda ugly
Beatrice isn,t what I would consider classic beauty, but I think she could look stunning in an unconventional way if she had the right stylist and make up artist. Not all models have to look like typical barbie dolls
Rumor WIllis with red hair
I think the royal family is paying to have cavali design that stuff for her coz she is like fugly and its an insult for any designer to have her wear there clothing!
She's cute and she looks very normal. Beautiful lashes.
she paid HORE
a new separated at birth entry? the missing link for you, perez !
omg this fat pudgy weird looking royal,why don't you do like your mom and run don't walk to weight watchers.you lazy ass rich jerks you can't even lose some damn weight.i know your lazy ass has a cook .so bitch get your fat ass in gear and stop looking like some fucken space alien.
Is that your slightly slimmer sister Perez?
Whoever the fuck she is screams moo moo from Walmart to me!
"cavalli" means horse in italian…….
she looks like an effing horse on mescaline
she needs to lose some o dat fatttt on her asss gurl. she be so fat… i can't even deal wit diz shizzz….. oh mah gawddd
I think its Great! Beatrice has a realistic womanly figure, and I think its Great that a high fashion designer like Cavalli is going to design for her. It will be refreshing to open up a magazine and not see yet another painfully thin, sour-faced girl staring at me.
it will be nice to see clothes on a normal sized girl for a change….. Unlike that pig nose pile of skin………………
I love it. She's not some wacked out skinny blonde crack head. She a hot read head with a real figure!
i think she needs to learn how to put her eye makeup on…and why are Brits grills always jacked up???? LOL
looks like a tranny
PEOPLE - she is NOT gorgeous, so give it up. And as her mother would like for us to believe she is NOT a size 10. If she had a makeover she might not look sooooo bad - get rid of the eyelashes and blue eyeshadow and take off about 30lbs, she'd look much better. I'm not talking stick thin, 30lbs would not make her stick thin! Join your momma's weight watchers class now.
Re: TeFrSt – Okay so I DID do a google search and…WTH? She is STILL Homar! Not cute AT ALL!!!! Infact some of the google images are even worse! Can't blame this on a bad pic! It's ALL HER!
wow she is ugly.
only reason she is cavallis muse is because she is a 'princess'
but she scream money