This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Heidi Montag
This was only a matter of time!
Reality TV star turned "singer" and fashion "designer" Heidi Montag wants to be an actress too, y'all.
The Hills blonde tells In Touch Weekly:
"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
Seriously!
Discuss.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: June 4, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Oh my god….she needs to see a shrink. She has no sense of reality at all.
Her voice is terrible, her "fashion designs"…hated by everyone except girls that shop at Rave or Deb and her face is just annoying to look at. Why on earth would anyone hire her to do any credible film? It'll never happen. Ever.
Hahah woowww I get such a kick out of these two. I love it, Heidi! I can't wait to see her bomb this career too!
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of course she is talented as a WHORE , she gives good BLOW JOB , she loves getting fuck and uses all her HOLES and she loves to drink GALLONS OF CUM ,that's TALENT !
HAHAHAHAHA but Oscar NEVER but hey she can get an award for the BEST SKANK EVER that I believe
lindsay lohan wants an oscar too…bahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah…MAYBE HEIDI WAS ACTING WHEN SHE SAID THAT?!
I didn't know pornography was a category at the Oscars! She'll be great…she'll be the new Tara Reid.
*Pornscar
This isn't even worth discussing…
all the plastic surgery in the world couldn't make her beautiful. to me, all she will ever be is a butterface. her 15 minutes of fame should have been over a long time ago, along with her bevis and butthead looking boyfriend.
well judging how Hollywood is now a days with there picks for movies for the Oscars I'm sure she'll get one. Soon Paris will be getting one to. Hollywood has really gone to the dogs
dumb bitch. she'll never make it. she wont have any fans, hasnt she realized that by "acting" like a bitch on the hills made everyone hate her? god i wish she would just go away….
OMG!#10097! Bitch U crazy!
last time i listened this was Lindsay Lohan…. guau
Re: maria –
Not even a razzie would want this fake ass bitch's talent, hahahaaaaaaa
Re: LOL –
agreed.
She'll win a RAZZIE before she wins an OSCAR… HA! What a joke fake A!@ chick.
heidi and spencer are the two worst things to ever happen. seriously do you both have parents who tell you whats right and whats wrong. something must of happened in there up bringging to them that they both came out two fucked up adults. Both of you should get a life and a real job and god stay out of the spotlight i hate when perez waste blogs on you both.
hah,hah,hah,her and spencer are as blind as they are dumb,is she related to paris hilton!!!!! What a joke!!!!
Woohoo, I can't wait till she gets an award. She always gets a bad rap but you can blame a nice girl trapped in a gorgeous body. I love you Heidi!!!… and Spencer is looking cute with more meat on him. Don't pay attention to how hard the obstacles and harsh perspectives are, b-e aggressive. I've always hated Lauren and I don't know why no can see how much of a bitch she is, she has a big chip on her shoulder and a definite mean girl.
What is the deal with this girl…She is totally not attractive and should really stop showing up on my tv. NO ONE THINKS YOU HAVE TALENT. Maybe talent in being a dumb blonde.
This girl is insane. i hope that she has nothing better to do with her life than read this. there are a lot of talented people out there hoping to become an actress or desginer or singer. people that are actually really great at what they do and it was there lifelong dream. you on the other hand got lucky by finding lauren conrad, without her and her reality show fame, you would have nothing. you are a talentless waste of life.
Oh, but it is a joke. A HUGE one. Come on Heidi…as a gossip/dramz queen you get some unwilling attention. But as far as a legitimate actress….uh, you got nothing!
Heidi talented? Yes and monkeys might fly outta my ass!!!
This whore thinks way to much of herself!!!! She needs a reality check i was at the dodger game they were at and they were booed like the losers they really are! It was priceless!!!!!!! Heidi you are a TALENTLESS WORTHLESS SLUT!!!!!!
this is exactly why she says stupid stuff. You blog about it everything is to get publicity..and she is getting it for free. why don't you just stop talking about her in your blog, no more comments or pictures.
People who have won oscars in the past are actually talented. If they decide that trash is Oscar worthy, Heidi will first in line.
I think the proper word would be… DELUSIONAL.
Or even… SENILE.
and, um, she is who exactly?
You are such a lose. Don't you read? Heard anything nice about yourself lately?
Re: Laa La – the worse part is that her parents are not even rich. and she will never win an oscar because she just sucks too much. she should take that ambition of hers and use it for something else.
Does the porn industry have oscars?
God this dumb bitch needs to be slapped in the face. You aren't going to get the Oscar for standing there and looking pretty, sweetheart. And guess what? If you were on the Hills… you're not a good actress.
Oy. Vey. You can have all the ambition in the world, but unless you have an iota of talent, it ain't gonna happen!
her and spencer will be abs nowhere in 5 years.
GOOD LUCK
DISCLAIMER: LUCK DOES NOT EXIST
another case of narcisstic entitlement……
EGO does not equal TALENT
she is delusional
kill her.
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if ambitious = non talented sh*t talking in her world then i guess, yes, she will win an oscar. in the real world, not so much.
no talent plastic filled. and come on, who has so much work at such a young age? won't be able to show emotion…just make the "o" face. that's it, she's going straight to porn…it all makes sense now
How many Oscar-hungry hos does it take to feed the Z-list?
Why do these nobodies get attention??? Reality TV non-actors are the most vile excrement Hollywood has shitted out so far, and that's saying a lot . . .
I will give her the benefit of doubt and assume she does not know what an Oscar is, exactly. She probably believes an Oscar is the name of an all-inclusive plastic surgery/vacation package.
This is'nt the first time I wanted to puke remember the pic with her in the wedding dress bbbaaarrrrffff Someone has fillede this girl with self rightous thoughts of her self so sad
soñar no cuesta nada jajajaja…. poor poser and loser, she is fake, her relationship with the other loser spencer is fake, and her "talent" is fake….
i know the media give a lot of attention to them, but someday mags, news, and papparazzis will get tired of them….. also i think they will be ending up in bankruptcy after paying tons of money to US magazine to make reports on them as well as putting her on the cover lol
Oh my God, you have got to be kidding me…..
Winning an oscar has nothing to do with ambition - it's talent. We all know she is lacking in the talent department seeing as she can't even act through her "fake fights" with Spence on The Hills.
i wish i was at that dodgers game and boooooooed too ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
she is one ugly talentless idiot who needed surgery and still needs more
to fit in with the other reality so called stars who look half decent and can hardly read their scripts …….
she now looks about 40 years old and spendser
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she is a joke .
read this one heidi .
you suck,
fuck off .
Maybe she meant she wants to be a presenter at the Oscars? Even that is shooting high.
She is a dirty dirty fame-whore. Icky Poo Poo.
The only way Heidi would ever get an oscar would be if she stole one.
seriously. her 15 minutes of fame are soon to end.
1. considering her as a "real" singer is a joke
2. designer. thats just beyond a negative.
3. its amazing what some ppl think having a little bit of money can do for them.
She just wants to win an oscar cuz she thinks there is chocolate inside the gold foil wrapper…..
like, seriously WTF?? I am so sick of her and her creepy spaced out loser bf…
She's a beautiful girl, I wouldn't mind giving her what that butthead can't. I'd make sure she gets a mouthful of cum and a sore asshole.
haha she should be a comedian too!!
wtf! what a dumb ho! she really IS blond!! The only thing she is good at is setting up fake ass photo shoots with her fake as homo boyfriend!
In fairness she has had plenty of acting experience in the hills….It is so staged x
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She is on crack!
Oh honey.. you fake plastic delusional douchebag… go back to Colorado or wherever your fake plastic ass came from and get off of our tv sets.. people hate you and your uber douchebag fugly boyfriend..
GIVE ME A BREAK!
SHE DOESNT DO THOSE THINGS THOUGH, A TEAM OF DESIGNERS DESIGN HER CLOTHING, AMAZINGLY TALENTED MUSIC PRODUCERS DO THERE BEST AT MAKING A HORRIBLE VOICE SOUND ACCEPTABLE FOR YOUTUBE AND THE ACTING IS HORRIBLE BUT MTV VIDEO EDITORS CAN WORK WONDERS MAKING HER LOOK INTERESTING!
I'll admit it…………….. I'm addicted to the Hills but come on! The reason we know this show is scripted is because those girls are horrible actresses. I'm so sick of these talentless hacks making it so big while actual artists practically starve trying to show the world they have ACTUAL skills. Besides Oscar is sacred. They don't give those awards to people just because they have Blonde hair and fake boobs. People put their health at risk to win those. Why doesn't Heidi set her sights on something she CAN achieve like Playmate of the year.
This chick couldn't win a Relly award from Live with Regis & Kelly….
MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!
She is really good at making me laugh out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!! Everytime she opnes her piehole I can just laugh like crazy!
Just keep talking and don't stop! I will collect all your comments and show them to my kids when they row up and it will teaches them how ridiculous a person can be when makes this time of comments!
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QUOTE: " Yes, I plan 2 win an OSCAR MYER WEENIER, CUZ I am VERY
RE-DICK-U-LUSSSS…oser!!!"
OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!
Fuck NO!!
she should work on her singing first
When do we get to stop seeing and hearing about this talentless famewhore? When I see her face, I want to vomit.
OK FIRST OFF I LOVE THE HILLS.. I LOVE LAUREN ALTHOUGH SHE IS QUITE A SPOILED BRAT AT TIMES.. BUT REMEMBER IT IS JUST THE WAY SHE WAS RAISED.. I LOVE AUDRINA AND I LIKE LO!! (OOOPS) LOL. I HONESTLY HATE SPENCER HE IS A REAL LIVE ANICENT LAME.. BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I HAVE KINDA STARTED TO LIKE HEIDI ALIL.. I DONT LIKE HOW SHE IS BEING WAY IMMATURE AND PETTY AND STIL GOIN ON WITH THIS SEX TAPE RUMOR BULLSHIT. BUT I THINK SHE IS BLINDED BY LOVE. AS WE ALL GO THRU AND THIS 2 SHALL PAST SO JUS HANG IN THERE WITH HEIDI. I WISH HER THE BEST I JUS WISH SHE WOULD GET OVER THE FACT THAT LAUREN DOESNT WANT TO BE HER FRIEND AND LEAVE IT BE. HEIDI WAS VERY UGLY B4 HER CHANGE BUT HAS TURNED FROM THE UGLY LIL DUCKLIN 2 A BEAUTIFUL SWANN. NOT PRETTIER THAN LC. BUT PRETTY ENOUGH.. LMAO. NOW I THINK SHE IS A LIL FAME CRAZY AND NO SHE CAN'T REALLY SANG BUT NEITHER CAN ALOT OF SINGERS. (EXAMPLE ASHANTI, ASHLEY SIMPSON,CIARA) NO OFFENSE BUT IF U CAN MAKE GOOD MUSIC GO FOR IT. ACTIN SHE TOTALLY SUCKS. AT THAT AS WE CAN SEE ON THE HILLS. AND HER CLOTHES I DONT CARE FOR THEM. ** HEIDI STOP WEARING THAT DAMN ZEBRA SHIRT IMA DIE IF I SEE IT AGAIN** ON THE OTHER HAND UMMM PRETTY MUCH STICK 2 UR DAY TIME JOB.. OR SEASONAL JOB AS SPENCER'S LIL BUTT LICKER U LOOK WAY HOTTER THAT WAY!! LOL SMOOCHES..
You have to give her props, she knew exactly what she was doing when she befriended Lauren Conrad a few years ago. But still, she is a complete joke-she can't even act on The Hills and its partly staged! She needs to get a clue. And the fact that her loser boyfriend probably tells her she can do anything doesn't help-he is just looking for a reason to still get attention.
Re: sdf – You are so right! One way to be sure you won't be awarded an Oscar is to say you will!
think she meant a razzie rather than an oscar, thats the closest shed get to any sort of an a ward, two bit talentlass hack. grow up! and grow a brain while ur at it! grr
LMAO Lindsay Lohan will get an oscar before her……… all though she will prob. be a good actress considering she acts like she can stand spencer and his annoying facial hair and awful voice…….
and she would prob. be good because shes already good at being fake.
and anything is better than listening to her sing……….
but really she should just go away! I hate SPEIDI!
she looks like rumer willis in that picture.
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PORN INDUSTRY IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW TALENT
NOBODY gives a shit about SPEIDI…Perez..
If you would stop blogging about them, they wouldnt be "semi- Z list" right now.
Heidi is a dumb fuck..and I deserve fame more than her. she's a fucking moron. can we kill her now?
she's embarrassing. and delusional.
keep dreaming!!
LMFAOOOOO what a fucking loser! she just keeps saying dumb shit so she can extend her already OVER 15 minutes of fame!
STOP Blogging about this stupid bitch. I hate her!
I think the whole world hates Heidi.
UGH. Perez you piss me off when you blog about Heidi and Rumer Willis….
THEY SUCK ASS..YOU ARE MAKING THEM FAMOUS.
FUCKED UP.
perez- PLEASE stop giving this cu*tstain the time of day. ur only adding to her delusion of fame.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……….
STUPID BITCH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……….
Ambitious? More like delusional!
ok seriously this is like the 100th time i have asked can we please not talk about Heidi Shaghag!! She has used up her 15 minutes of fame and NOONE cares!! I hope the Shaghag or her chode boytoy is reading this!! Seriously noone wants you on the big screen! YOU wont win an oscar b/c not only me but all the people i know and all the others on perez wont go see your movie. Please read all there comments! Paris hilton can act better than you. Atleast she got a chance on the big screen and atleast she is actually pretty. But Shaghag my dear you need to give it up!! Its not for everyone!!!
Re: Rash M –
Isnt Audrina already doing that movie?
HAHAHAHAHA
if this were to ever happen (which it won't)…i will seriously never watch any movie ever again
Your story might not be a joke - but that skank certainly is a joke!
I think she will win an oscar one day……probabaly in the porn industry though!
She is so annoying!!! I like her hair in this picture
I think she confused an "Oscar" with her preffered "dirty Sanchez"! lol
poor girl.
i hate her. im srry but theres no point for her to exist. shes ugly. shes soooo generic…..its sad that she keeps trying. paaaaaathetic
r u sure you could sing heidi if thats ur real name
hahaha….shes joking right? I mean audrina has a better chance of winning an oscar than heidi. She can't even play herself on the hills.
shes a waste of space…in no way shape or for will she ever make a positive contribution to our society
please please please STOP GIVING THIS RIDICULOUS SIMPLETON PUBLICITY!!! she is a cunt.
I'm so sick of these reality people. They have no talent. She can't sing, or design clothes- You're life isn't even intersting- IT'S SCRIPTED.
I would never watch something if I knew she was in it.
MTV needs to cool it with the reality TV, and the press needs to stop giving them publicity. I'm tired of seeing them on magazine covers with the same shit every week, that will say something like "I was Betrayed" or "Stabbed in the Back." No one cares except people who are a dumb as they are, and 13 year old girls who don't realize the show is scripted. Those are your fans. Between her fans and her "career" - Successful? I don't think so. Oscar? Dream on.
I just wonder if any of her family has tried to talk to the poor girl…. I know that if she was my sister (thank god she isnt) I would be like WTF get over it and please find something better to do because you are embarrassing me and the whole family.
sorry hun - you lose. no talent