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Filed under: Heidi Montag
This was only a matter of time!
Reality TV star turned "singer" and fashion "designer" Heidi Montag wants to be an actress too, y'all.
The Hills blonde tells In Touch Weekly:
"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
Seriously!
Discuss.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: June 4, 2008 at 12:00 pm
she sucks. she can't design clothes or sing, her music video sucked, but then again spencer shot it. she's never going to win an oscar. stupid hoe.
Maybe no one told her the meaning of ambitious. It's not just saying that you want to do something; you've got to WORK at it… oh, and a bit of talent doesn't hurt!
I actually don't think she'd suck horribly if we didn't know her but none of use can stand the bitch so she has no chance. GO TO COLLEGE, DUMBASS!!!
She's soooo ambitious that she ditched her boss on an important business trip to go back with Spencer. That's work ethic!
i really hate how people can so easily become "actors" or be featured in movies simply because of their fame status (unless they're playing themselves, seeing you in a movie would be the best thing ever!). there are people out there who practice their entire lives, work hard, and go to school to become good at acting and they can't get a gig. so unfair.
BA! HA! HA! Good luck with that! Lohan said the same thing and look where she's at. I plan to win an oscar, god, what an asshat.
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wow the day she becomes an oscar winning actress
is the day amy winehouse ACTUALLY becomes sober
BAH HA HA HA HA!
Thanks for that, I needed a good laugh.
The day Heidi Montag wins an Oscar, I'll shave my head and tattoo a stop sign on my scalp.
Biyatch.
i know i won't be seeing any film she's in. and i still can't get over the fact that she thinks that she has talent….of any kind
what a fugayzo tranny! my late poodle has more talent in his little paw than that ho!
LOL for real this ho is out of control. YOU ARENT AN ACTRESS IF YOU ARE PLAYING A SHITTY VERSION OF YOURSELF ALL THE TIME. thats not acting thats just being a fame-whore. She is desperate to be famous but all she is famous for is being an untalented, mad plastic surgery, dengenerate horse face that dates a dude who is a disgusting human being who has flesh covered facial hair who probably wouldnt be around this ho as much if he wasnt getting the publicity and the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$. Cash Rules Everything Around Me is their motto, even if it means degrading and embarassing yourself. people have no dignity I swear. shes just another hollywood mess and an EMBARASSENT to American girls who are percieved as slutty untalented messes all over the country! these people are disgusting and seriously find something worth substance in this world. materialism can only get you so far in life!
Re: Sugar – You took the words right out of my mouth. I LOVE IT!!
at least she has high hopes!
She should plan to have a brain transplant. She clearly needs one BADLY!
She already is an actress, example: her and Spencer's relationship.
thats fucking pathetic…she can't even fake her own life, let alone fake someone elses in an oscar winner movie
what an idiot lol
This girl needs to have a reality check. She is not talented and somebody needs to tell her that. She seems to desperate to become succesful that is pathetic. I feel bad for her.
ahhaah i feel bad for whoever is in charge of reviewing that movie..
WOW! talk about reaching for the stars!!!! reality check sweety, your only good at being the cause of drama, NOT the star in one! you gained fame from being in a "reality" series on MTV…. lets just leave it at that and appreciate the unworthy fame you and your "man" have aquired from it!
PORN STAR IN THE MAKING! That's all the work she would get. Although, all the disguises and make-up would be okay for her, because she's had enough cosmetic surgery already. Maybe the "next Pamela Anderson" or Anna Nicole Smith"…?
AAAHHHH!!! hahahahahahaha!!! bawhahahahaha
Z-LISTER, Z-LISTER, Z-LISTER, Z-LISTER
IN HER DREAMS… WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER xp !!!
I'd rather see lez Lohan win an Oscar!!!!! and thats saying a lot !!
she is soooo fake, sooo plastic, sooo delusional, sooo lame, and Lez Lohan is sooo more natural compared to her!!!
who is this slut?
I'm still on team LC and will never be on Team Heidi. I hate her, and shes crazy if she thinks she can act.
The way Hollywwood is–She probably will win an Oscar!! She keeps getting press so why not be brainless and go for the gold. Think about it? If she is brainless that make everyone else just plain stupid!!!!
oscar, yeah right, mb a razzie! cunt.
someone…..please……shoot her
Not only is she delusional, untalented and vacuous…but everyone else here agrees…It's sad.
she is such a fame-hungry whore!!!! she does anything and everything for attention. someone needs to sit her down and give her a reality check….that no one cares about what she does and that she is NEVER, i repeat, NEVER going to get a freaking oscar.
She'll get hers right after Lindsay Lohan gets hers . . . . . . these ho's must be smoking something.
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Maybe she got confused and meant a grammy?
she cant do anything… Why doesnt she just accept this?
That quote is so fucking old, TIMELINE!
I'm a Casting Director, and I will never Cast Heidi, or anyone from that stupid show. Heidi is a running joke around here… it's funny. That girl should just go back to CO.
please get this girl on proactiv…….she needs to fix her face before she starts singing and designing clothes….which she should stop doing by the w ay
If she gives good head, maybe she will. Fucking skanky whore. What is her allure? She has no talent, no education, she's fake from head to toe, she can't act, and she has zero class. WTF?
Good luck with that.
when i hear her sing its like a thousand dying kittens.
uhh…
is that a joke?
shes actually such a embarresment
Perez, seriously, you need to stop posting things about this freak and her boyfriend on here. We don't care, and it just takes up space for someone we do care about!
TALENT-LESS WOMAN, WHO THINKS ( AND SADLY) SHE WILL BE ABLE TO PROMOTE HERSELF TO SUPER STAR! WHEN THE SHOW IS OVER, BE HAPPY YOU MADE A FEW DOLLARS (MORE THAN IF YOU JUST WORKED A HAMBURGER JOINT) AND BE SERIOUS ABOUT HAVING A DECENT FUTURE, AND A HEALTHY HAPPY ONE. YOUR MOMMA APPARENTLY HAS NOT ENCOURAGE YOU TO THINK BEYOND THE BLOND HAIR, BOOBS AND YOUNG FACE. YOU WILL NOT MAKE THE LEAP FROM CHEESEY REALITY STAR OF THE " HILLS" TO MOVIE SCREEN MEGGA STAR. NO ONE IS GOING TO BUY IT. YOU ARE NOT EVEN CONVIENCING AT THAT JOB. TAKE R-E-A-L CLASSES TO ACT.
Someone should clue Heidi in that porn does not have the Oscar awards since thats the path she'll be going down soon enough
That no talented, waste of space will NEVER win an Oscar. The mere fact that she would even think to compare her self or strive to be among some of the greatest female actresses is absolutely rediculous. Sorry, but being on the Hills DOES NOT make u an actress
Too late. She already is a bad actress on the HIlls. The fakest show ever. Just like Heidi- fake.
Can MTV please start casting people with talent!!
I just want to know what she uses on her hair!
just because you are ambitious doesnt mean your talented…. im mean honestly… how crazy is this chick???
she is such a whore! go away!!! nobody likes you and your pimp bitch of a boyfriend!!!!!! SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!
i think i just puked on my screen..
She looks like a completely different person. Going a little crazy on the plastic surgery if you ask me!
Grrrr….This teabag is no good anymore (not like she ever was). Can someone please remove her from the cold, bitter water in which she so painfully steeps and toss her ass out? I am ready for a hot cup. 2 (real) lumps please!
I think she just guaranteed one thing - that she will never, ever win an Oscar.
reality tv star, ok, if thats what you want to call it.. but the hills is becoming increasingly unpopular as people are finally figuring out that it's not as "realistic" as we had originally thought.. and frankly, it's gotten boring.
the whole singing thing definitely didn't work out for her, because there's absolutely no vocal talent there.. the clothes she apparently "designed" look like that of the clothes in some 14 year old skank's closet.. so go ahead heidi, try "acting".. because you know, you've never "acted" on camera before or anything, maybe you'll actually be good at it? then again, how could you be.. you haven't been very good at anything else you've pursued but at least it will give us another reason to make fun of her. keep feeding the fire horse face heidi. honestly, anyone can act, sing, dance, model, design, play sports, etc.. that doesn't mean you're talented or good at it, which is quite clear to the rest of us but i guess she's pretty delusional? so maybe she should stick to what she's good at.. which is quite obviously being the fake/superficial/talentless/ famewhoring loser that she is.. i never once wondered why she was with spencer.. they have a lot in common.
heidi montag is a fucking loser.
thats all there is to it.
Please, Perez…stop posting things about Heidi and Spencer! They are irrelevant. I've banned US Weekly…please do not make me do the same to your site.
They sky will fall, hell will freeze over, I will be pope
dillusional.
haaa like thats gonna happen
I CAN NOT STAND THIS FAME WHORING BITCH!!!!!
how do i put this delicately…heidi u cant sing, dance and done the less think ur gonna walk away with an oscar someday.the most ill give u is an razzi for those that would be stupid enough to pay $10 to see ur stupid ass. Leave it to the pros and just keep being the fake ass bitch u are on the hills and let spencer keep bossing u around.hes prob the one who put that stupid idea of u becoming an actress in ur more little brain if u have one that is.sorry hun get a real job and stop trying to create buzz for ur self just keep a little attention on u…ur 15mins should have been up like yesterday
she is a fucking idiot.. she wonders why people talk shit about her.. it's stupid unrealistic comments like that
LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was the best laugh I've had in a long time.
Thanks, Heidi!
What a fucking idiot does she not realize that she has no real talent other than being a stupi annoying bitch. This girl needs to be repeatedly puched in the ovaries and then shot. Please spare us all with this proposed acting career hedid didn't u see how well jessica simpsons attempt at acting went? Sadly she had more talent then you.
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stop the hate she's cool
wow she is seriously on something..maybe all 3 of her fans (Spencer, her mommy and daddy) will support her LOL like she should just stay away from acting..she really thinks her acting skills she shows on the hills is oscar worthy? Not at all! maybe they should get a real job and tell her lil boy toy that is jobless the get off his ass and do someting..like what does spencer really do? they are such a pathetic couple..they are so fake and by the time heidi turns 25 most of her will be fake..she is on her way to plastic heaven
Do they give oscars for porn?
Haha, I am also very ambitious and plan to win an ocsar… lol
HOW IS SHE GOING TO ACT ? SHE BARELY HAS ANY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AS IT IS.
This is rediculous. she can't act, she can't sing her clothes are ugly, she should just crawl in a hole and never come out. STOP buying mags with her on the cover, stop giving her the attention she wants, she needs to GO AWAY
Did anyone tell her she'll have to know how to read?
I really don't want to hear anything else about this chick or her creepy so called boyfriend. The only time I want to hear about them is when they fall off the face of the earth!
WTF HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I HATE HER
she is so fake - but i hat LC and LO more. Team audrina - she is more likely to get the oscar. even if she has to take her clothes off
I bet she planned on winning a Grammy too and than she opened her mouth and sang.
Every new picture I see of this chick looks like she has gotten more and more work done. I find it sad she is that insecure.
disgusting.
she is such a nothing, it's outrageous how she's trying sooo hard to stay in the limelight, when she never belonged there in the first place. from season whatever of laguna beach where she somehow weasled her way onto the camera, to all the crap that went down on the hills, and now she's somehow still on the show, when she has no relevance to it. it;s about lauren conrad's life and friends, right?
i'm pretty sure heidi isn't part of either of those things.
it's really sad how desperate she is to make "something" of herself.
get over yourself, do your own thing, stop trying to get cameras to document you doing all the stupid stuff you do. WE DON'T CARE!! who knows why the mags keep putting her in them anyways?
Nice extensions. Could she get any more fake!!??
She comes across as lazy and self absorbed. Sadly the general public has given her an audience, her success is not based on hard work and dedication but having the right PR people in place, it's such a shame to see women like this receive the best by doing very little. Oh to put her in Soweto for a few days (without a camera crew) to give her a reality check. But then Victoria Beckham did something similar with cameras, had 5 minutes worth of remorse then plunged more wasted money into her Hermes collection - well done ladies.
OMG! Seriously?!?! Have you seen her music video???
'Star' should be in quotations as well.
That idiot is never getting an Oscar. She needs to stop making such a joke of herself.
like hell shell get an oscar! she needs to get over herself very soon. she has No talent and people only know her bcuz shes on the hills. which is LC'S show. if you really hate her why are you on HER show?! no talent pathetic slut scumbag cunt whore ugly ass nobody!
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WTF this chick is crazy. I'm so tired of her and her idiot bf Spencer. Why can't they just go away already! I don't get why they are even famous. It's ridiculous. Neither one of them has any talent. An Oscar, is she friggin serious? That will NEVER happen. Even GOOD actors don't win oscars. All this bitch will get, if anyone is dumb enough to cast her, is a Razzy award. Give it up Heidi!
She is so fucking annoying.
I am not a big fan, or a small fan, for that matter. But, why not? Aim high, you can't hit a home run if you don't go up to bat.
yep , talented! i'm giving her 3 more month to make fool of her self.
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Oh Miss Montag you have got to be kidding me! An Oscar, really? Honey no. The singing…TERRIBLE. The clothing line…..CHEAP AND TRASHY. Seriously, I put puffy paint on a tee shirt when I was 11, does that make me a designer too??? You might want to re-think the acting. I have seen The Hills and sweetie, you are no actress.
She needs to stop copying all the other girls on the Hills. Lauren designed her own fashion line, then Heidi decided she wanted to. Audrina is getting closer to becoming an actress and is now in a movie, so Heide decides now that she wants to become an actress.
Oh, who cares? Can we all just collectively stop paying attention to this idiot? Oh wait, no, cuz she's fucking hilariously deluded and entertainingly stupid. Methinks her fifteen minutes are just about used up, tho.
She may be cheesy, but she sure is beautiful.
the only "oscar" she's gonna win, is and Oscar Mayer bologna sandwich
barf barf barf!!!!!!!!
pleeeeezzzzzzzzzzz make spidie disappear!!!!!!!!!!!!
please everythime i see this douch and her douch bag b.f i just want to freakin
HHHHHHUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL!
YUCK DOES N E 1 ELSE TASTE THAT??????
If she wants to do it, hey go for it. We all have dreams, its just a matter of if its possible to get it done. Everyone is kinda pissing on her dream right now i guess. She looks beautiful in this picture
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why won't this bitch just die already
WHOA, DREAM BIG
wow…very ambitious, indeed!
spend less time blogging about her perezzy, otherwise, you're only giving her what she wants: more attention
okay, i just realized everyone basically said something terrible about her in every single comment….. we don't know her, and it kinda sux that like 500 ppl had 500 comments of nothing but trash to say about someone they know nothing about except that shes a character on a "reality" tv show… hopefully all of those 500 comments will just push her to prove all 500 of you wrong! dont know anythign about her, nor do i care….. just thought she needed a lil support and at least one person to say give it a try! Hope you read at least one positive comment Heidi!!
There's no Oscar for Best Reality Actress. What an oxymoron.
Does she realize the world hates her?
to be honest, if she REALLY works hard at it..i might bite my tongue in the future for saying this but she can.
She needs a mirror…and a brain.
I would never watch any movie/ tv show if she was on it she'd ruin it