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Filed under: Heidi Montag
This was only a matter of time!
Reality TV star turned "singer" and fashion "designer" Heidi Montag wants to be an actress too, y'all.
The Hills blonde tells In Touch Weekly:
"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
Seriously!
Discuss.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: June 4, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I will never ever buy In Touch Weekly.. Why would that magazine even interview such a loser? Heidi and Spencer are has-beens and the only reason why anyone is still talking about them is because they are the ones paying tabloids and PAPS to photo and interview them. They are gross and so boring and trying to do whatever they can to stay in the public eye.. And if Heidi ever wanted anything positive to EVER be said about her then she should get rid of Mr. Fake, petty, ugly, childish, ass himself… SPENCER. What a loser!
SHE LOOKS LIKE CHRIS CROCKERRR!!! LOL
The only talent this stupid bitch has is gossiping. Why is this loser even on this website?.. I can't believe that people are still talking to her and Joker look-alike boyfriend. Time to move on!
She is really ugly close-up. She looks so fake and I hate the way that she walks.
Why would anyone want Spencer? He acts like a girl with still harboring anger toward Laurem and he is not even the slightest bit attractive.
Do they give Oscar's for Porn or is she speaking in code?
Let's just put "Between the Sheets" after every line that comes out of her mouth from now on!
Who the fuck would vote for her to win an Oscar?.. And what talent does she think that she has? She is such an idiot and a loser. If she were my kid I would beat her ass… I would beat her all day long for dating a loser like Spencer and then beat her some more just because she is so fucking dumb!
the only oscar she could get is if she were a porn star i preety sure she has plenty of enough talent for that LMAO
i have been silently watching the hills, reading people, and US f-ing weekly for some time now and considering what i was going to say about "HEIDI MONTAG". ill tell u this , it isn't polite. i am not on "team lauren" i just hate heidi and pothetic, coat-tail riding, loser boyfriend who has to stay suction cupped to heidi b/c if she ever dumped his ass would be single for life considering the entire world has watched him treat women like dog shit on national television. HEIDI is even worse, she puts up w/being treated like crap. but what is the worst of all, SHE IS AS FUCKING FAKE AS HER TITS, LIPS, AND FACE. she would melt if she got close enough to a fire and is so much uglier than before. her nose looks like michael jackson and every time i see her somewhere she looks as if she has had more surgery and is even uglier than before. HER SINGING SUCKS. she is the most pathetic attempt at singing ive ever heard. HER ACTING IS EVEN WORSE. im not talking about the hills. im talking about her posed papparazi candids where she is waving to nobody to have her picture taken. THIS is not entertainment, it is the slow disentigration of THE AMERICAN POPULATION. little girls look up to this and think they want to be like her, and it makes me sick. i hope she cannot sleep at night because she realizes the negative impact she has had on the world. PATHETIC, UGLY, AND FUCKING ANNNNNNNOOOYYYYIIINNNNGGGGGG.!!! you will never EVER win an oscar, that requires celebrity and talent.
OH EM GEE… She has way too much time on her hands to want to do everything. SHE seriously like needs to get a real job and know what its liek to work hard to get what one really wants. UGH! So over her and that boyfriend of hers.
your 15 minutes are up sweetie. go get a job.
It's funny how everyone is here sits on their chairs, at their mediocre job, in their little lives and criticize people that are living awesome lives and are making tons of money doing it. Awesome= a dream they wanted and got! She might not know how to sing, design, she definitely knows how to act but at least she's doing what she wants. (plus, some of her clothes is really cute. AND, newsflash, rarely can anybody sign now days. All you hear is a little something called "AUTO-TUNE"… look it up, get informed!
This girl is delusional. Women with pathetically fake boobs don't get Oscars. Look at past Oscar winners…Whoopi Goldberg, Hilary Swank, Katharine Hepburn, Susan Sarandon, Julia Roberts, Angelia Jolie… Does she really think she is at their level? I am so sick of this bitch.
She is soooooo funny! Things like these make me laugh soo hard…
Jesus, she is ridiculous, she STILL think she got talente. NO WAY!
seriously, who told her she is good at anything she does. she needs to get her head examined before she talk out of her ass
seriously this girl is a fame whore! the only reason she became friends with lauren was so that she could get her skinny ass on tv. nasty. GET AN EDUCATION PEOPLE!
Hahahaha
she's really hot and everything, but no.
actually talented actors/actresses have never won oscars!
i think itz go0d she's atleast tryin ppl!!!!!
mwa
She'll never win an Oscar. AVN Award is more like it….cheap slut!
Best fucking joke I've heard all week!!!!hahhaahhaahhaahhahahha,seriously dude,hahhahahaah what the fuck?hahahhahahahahahaahha this is the funniest shit ever hahhahahahahaa,fuck fuck fuck Heidi,that airhead fucktard with a boyfriend that has a mentality of a 3 year old hhhahahaaha,instead of dreaming an Oscar,she should go and wax her vajayjay,and god knows how long that takes!hahhhahaa,Oscar my ass hahahhahahaah,not even if hell freezes over.she needs to kill herself,maybe she'll get an award for that,best self-mutilation!hahahaahahah die heidi,die!why won't u die?fuck u,eat a dick up!
This girl is a blubbering idiot!!!! she is a terrible actress already on her reality show! get them off!
haha she would look just as dumb as paris hilton does behind the screen. They can't act!
The only Oscar this chica should be talking about is Oscar Meyer- as in the wienie she is sleeping with!!
Yea, no! She's an odd one.
There's nothing wrong with having dreams. At least she's brave enough to take risks and pursue them.
She looks like Chris Crocker.
Didn't Lindsey Lohan say the same thing? You know people who actually win the Oscar never say they are going to, they just do. She will never be taken seriously for anything along the lines of an Oscar, especially with that sidekick male she has. Only a dillusional person would think otherwise. Her implants, anorexia, fake tan, nails and hair are usually found on other people….the kind that slide up and down a pole in front of a man named Oscar….thats about as close as she is going to get. in this lifetime.
Please stop posting her pixs, that is what the horse chin wants. Just stop their
coverage. Their the worst thing to come out of reality tv. She is trying to hang
on to her last minute of fame and you keep helping them by putting her pixs.
I know you hate LC but at least she does not look like a horses's ass and she
knows what she is good at: reality tv. PLEASE STOP WITH HEIDI AND SPENCER I KNOW THEY KISS YOUR ASS VERY WELL, BUT PLEASE STOP!! FOR ALL MANKIND!!!
Wait….Christina Aguilera has all the same components but she actually has a brain and is very talented.
Heidi, Heidi, no one will ever take you seriously. No one will cast you unless it's a movie about Mrs. Ed.
Ohh….I didn't know the adult industry did Oscars also.
Ok, this woman is a waste of space. First of her singing is horrible…. next, her clothes look like stuff only street walkers would wear. What makes her think she can act, she barely does it well in the "Reality" show The Hills. She needs to get over herself….
I hope she dies! Whoever casts her is seriously desperate!!
SERIOUSLY!!!!
I love Heidi….. ON the hills when Spencer and her fight….. even though it is probably fake…. I like it anyways…… but her acting…. you know she will probably only get a part because of her implants and her nose job.
what an idiot!! She seriously has zero class, I don't think you could pay the academy to even consider her. What talentless trash she is
if you can win an oscar for media manipulation she might just do it but she can't act her way out of a paper bag.
YEAH! GO Heidi! She has managed to put her name out there and EVERYONE knows who she is, ditzy or not….. I think that is actually VERY smart. Her and Spencer are the duo you love to hate….. I think they should get their own show!!!! I am betting they do when they get married….
I think we have a lot of haters that are just jealous… You all would do the same if given the opportunity to make money that way….
BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
340 - Team S says – reply to this
YEAH! GO Heidi! She has managed to put her name out there and EVERYONE knows who she is, ditzy or not….. I think that is actually VERY smart. Her and Spencer are the duo you love to hate….. I think they should get their own show!!!! I am betting they do when they get married….
I think we have a lot of haters that are just jealous… You all would do the same if given the opportunity to make money that way
WHAT A MORON- NEED TO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS- GET A LIFE, SWEETY- SHE AND HER PALS ARE POOR EXCUSES FOR T.V. LAND!
Re: Team S – Re: Team S – WHAT A MORON! SWEETIE- YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE, SHE AND HER PALS ARE NOT REAL AND DON'T BELONG TO T.V. LAND
May be she will win one, she is great at acting STUPID!!!!
what a dummy. that girl couldn't even tell an oscar from the broad side of a barn!
You have to be able to act, have talent, understand the art of acting, understand the emotions and actions you have to put into acting and most importantly love it for the art not the money and fame…therefor Heidi will never win an Oscar…ever.
maybe an oscar in the porn idustry……besides being a bitch, blond, and big-boobed, I see no talent, sorry montag!
I just threw up in my mouth.
ha ha ha yeah like thats ever going to happen
UMM, SERIOUSLY IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN UNLESS PIGS FLY. LMAO!
I THINK SHE WAS ON SHROOMS WHEN SHE MADE THAT STATEMENT!
this drug she's on… the one that makes u think you've got talent, are the center of the world, and everyone loves you…. i need it! i need it now! do you think this crazy bitch is putting on an act? or is she really just flat out crazy? it must be nice in that little bubble of hers! sad thing is, so many play along. photogs set up "accidental" shoots, perez posts, we reply… it's a vicious mind-numbing circle! we're all pouring crazy gas on angry fire! lol!
btw, i wonder if heidi and spencer monthly cycles have aligned at this point?
She should set her sites on an "AVN" award. She's gettin' trashy.
Actually, she probably could win an Oscar for playing Mr. Ed in the old TV series!
OMG I cant stand her!! She is such a media whore! All of her pics with her and spencer are tipped off. She is such a loser!!!
Obviously if all these comments are exactly the same - there must be something wrong with this transvestite thinking she's actually good… Get out of your dream world
yeah an oscar for being the most stupid bitch in the world
When is her 15 minutes over???? God, I'm sick of this girl.
she ruined her face and boobs. why in the world did she get plastic surgery?!?! no oscar winner has ever looked like a fake rich beverly hills broad. geeze she has no brain
OMG this girl has issues…..look at a pic of her back in the day and now ….big difference plastic surgery can make! Dumb hoe…..please dont act, design slutty clothes, or SING….omg ur music is HORRIBLE!
lmao… haha what a fuckin loser !! she'll never win an oscar
looks like she is being a little too ambitious
God she's completely deluded she doesnt realise everyone is laughing at her.
People DO NOT "PLAN" to win Oscars.
What an intensly savage idiot she is… The most talented actors are also the most humble, a quality SHE DOES NOT possess. An oscar does not symbolize what This girl stands for… which no one knows because every 5 minutes she announces new "passions"
Her fashion line is laughable, literally.
Her segment on The Hills is annoying as hell.
and her music…what music?!
and if she she's she's an ambitious "working" woman why does she not lose the boyfriend/know nothing manager. Mixing "love" and "business" is not smart at all.
Thus Actors DO NOT plan on winning Oscars… They hope to be happy in their careers. The point of acting is not to bring false fame to yourself, the point is to ENTERTAIN, to make life enjoyable for the people who see your films.
She will have no movie/film making (whatever) success. People will never see past this dwindling 2 minutes of "FAME"… Not many people take her seriously to begin with.
everyone is hating on Heidi, but shes one smart girl for making herself so recognizable from that shit show the Hills. I actually give her props for putting up with that crazy bitch LC for so long…
AND shes very beautiful…everybody who says shes not is blind…
of course she will, I believe it. Most likely it will be one of those porn oscars.
can someone make her go away. she is burning my retina…
She is a waste of skin and i just wish she's drop off the earth.
The Hills never watched that brainless show and her wanting to act and win an Oscar, well hey with all the other talentless others like her out there you never know. I have to go and puke now .
NOOOOOOOOO!! Really enough already this is just bad news. Stick to one thing and try to master it. All I have to say is that the lipo took more than just the fat away it took her common sense and all of her ability to reason hence Spencer. She seemed like a nice girl shame she has lost her mind.
I had a chance to meet Heidi at the MTV Movie Awards, and she was so sweet! Stop hating and just let her live her life!
thats more than ambitious– its delusional. Shes a tramp!
Can I PLEASE smack her in the face??
*laughs hysterically* I almost hate her as much as I hate her girlfriend. I bet he borrows her foundation, their skin is the exact same shade. There hair, too.
what is up with these reality show bitches.
they really think that they can do more than MTV
well sweety some bad news for you.
ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
i'm surprised MTV has kept you this long
what is up with these reality show bitches.
they really think that they can do more than MTV
well sweety some bad news for you.
ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
i'm surprised MTV has kept you this long
well if there is some loser named Oscar willing to date you then sure Heidi you can win one.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
biggest joke, ever
win an oscar? with what talent?? c'mon seriously! this girl needs to get over herself, she has ZERO talent!! her fashion line SUCKS, everyone hates her on the Hills, AND her singing is HORRIBLE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and that's oly after I saw her music video. What a joke!!
judging by the comments everyone is SICK OF HER!! "your 15 minutes are up sweetie. go get a job."
hahahaha AMEN!!!
Isn't her two minutes of fame up yet?!*
In this life? Well…not even in her next life.
And if she does, if she does…omg. Then it's probably time to pack my bags and live on another planet.
*laughs* woohoohoo, she is soooo funny!
She is SUCH a TWAT!!! I have never EVER seen anyone who has more of a higher opinion of themselves. WHY DO YOU PRINT HER PICTURES PEREZ?! You're fuelling it!! Ewwwww
ughh i hate her.
she should go hang out with tara reid.
stupid bitch
whats wrong with her she has no talent!
talented more like brainless!
I FVCKIN LUV HERRR!!!!1!!
I DONT KNOE WHY ALL U GUYS ARE HATIN
YOUR ALL JUS JEALOUS OF HER
I HAVE FAITH IN YOU HEIDI!!!!
LOVE YA,
YOUR GURL ERICA!
gosh. i hate her.
with a passion
she seriously needs to stop thinking she's "talented"
ha. she lipsings.
she is trippin
Ridiculous.
dooode!!…shes strait up nasty!!!….and i didnt know that they had a whore catergory at the oscars…
LITTLE MISS BEING FAMOUS FOR NOTHING!!! SHOULD FIRST SEND A MIRROR TO POOR OLD BLONDIE SPENCER AND THEN TAKE SOME ACTING CLASSES IF SHE WANTS TO GO SOMEWHERE..
omg! what a freak! she is super annoying and she needs to get a life. and if u cant act on the hills what makes u think that u can be in a movie. that people pay to see. what a loser!!!!
Oscar? as in Oscar Mayer wiener? b/c that is the closest "Oscar" she'll get to. She really needs to get off the delusional drugs that Spenser is giving her.
SAY NO TO DRUGS HEIDI! SAY NO!
she needs to realize shes a "reality" tv character and not a "talented" actress, singer or designer cause frankly she has no talent in any of those 3…
Is it just me or is anyone else getting sick of "speidi"??? Like I have really gotten sick to the point I was of Nick and Jessicas berak up. She really needs to be put in an oven for thirty minutes explode the tits and get on with her life.. shes not pretty she looks like patrick swaze from too wung foo and needs to be shot….