This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Heidi Montag
This was only a matter of time!
Reality TV star turned "singer" and fashion "designer" Heidi Montag wants to be an actress too, y'all.
The Hills blonde tells In Touch Weekly:
"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
Seriously!
Discuss.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: June 4, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Note that she says, "I plan to win an Oscar."
NOT: "I plan to be a respected and talented actor."
is it just me or is anyone else getting sick and tired of this whole "speidi" bullshit. Like really this shit is goign to get to the point where she fucking rules the world.. BEH stupid people piss me off…. Why can't we just put her in a fucking oven and him as well and burn her fucking fake tits and destroy his chicklet teeth.. this is ridiculous.. YOU CAN'T GET FAMEOUS OFF OF A TWO BIT SHOW
Please tell me she doesn't think she's deserving of an Oscar for the role she portrays on the Hills… That's not a movie, it's a scripted reality show. LOL Pobresita her proxide is getting to her. I'm assuming Spencer will get award for best supporting actor, riiiiight.
LMAO!!
a jokeee, really ?!
dum!
Delusional thoughts!!
Re: liz – LOL. I AGREE! SHES LIKE PARIS HILTON'S LIL SIS- SHE WILL NEVER GET AN OSCAR!
Gotta give it to the girl…she's nuts which is certainly entertaining. I know another young girl with a coke problem who said that she'll win an Oscar too, her name is Lindsay Lohan. Good luck Heidi.
Whenever i see heidi on the cover of a magazine i wonder why? like.. shes noit really good at singer acting or designing so why is she even famous besides being on the hills??? :S lets me serious now..
Come on even Lindsay Lohan can't get an ocsar.
SHUT THE FUCK UP… HEIDI YOUR A DUMB, UGLY AND NOT TALENTED!!!!!
JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE ON A REALITY SHOW DOESN'T MEAN THAT MAKES YOU FAMOUS……….GO SUCK SPENCERS LITTLE COCK
TRASHY MCTRASH TRASH
I honestly don't see this happening in my lifetime as to say we are approximately close in age. No one will take her seriously. Just like they don't take her literally. No one will know who she is in a year or two.
she aint the best but DAMN SHE IS A HOT ASS BICTH, FAKE OR NOT, HOT I HOT.
She is retarded! Just because she was on a tv show, she thinks she can e a actress and a singer?!? She's a bad liar, plus she can't handle her own issues in reality! I hate her, she's too into herself
the day that she wins an oscar is the day i am crowned queen of England
I totally think she will win an Oscar!!! Right after Jessica Simpson….
I'm sure she would have a very successful career in porn!! She plays the role of desperate skank quite well!!!!!!!!!!
sad…. i can't believe she gives herself such high goals and she acts serious about them… even if she were to get nominated for an oscar, which is very unlikely, no one in the acadamy will vote for her, shes a ugly bitch without a brain
how should i say this nicely? oh yea……………..YOUR HIDEOUS
Hey Heidi - here's what to do….make a guest appearance on Sesame Street when the word of the day is "NEVER"…’cause girl…that's the closest you'll ever get to "Oscar."
I wish big flying dinosaurs still existed so one could pick her up and fly her away somewhere to be eaten.
If all the world goes deaf, dumb and blind then MAYBE she has a small dust particle snowball chance in HELL to win an Oscar. There are people currently in a vegetative state that could act 1 trillion times better then this whore!
Oscar are given for talent not ambitious. retard.
Why does everyone hate this girl? YOU ALL made her famous and continue to do so while commenting about her. She made it bc of a reality show and has turnt it into much more than 15 minutes, so far.
I think she is hot, and if she can act on a stupid show, maybe she can really act. I say follow your dream and screw what everyone else says! After all, she has ALL of you talking!
I am so over this fake ass chick! Get her off this website- she doesn't even deserve the (negative) press!
Aw…sweetie, they don't give out Oscars for cheap porn films. Sorry.
She is such a frickin dumbass! I can't take it anymore
gag me with a spork.
DO THEY GIVE OSCARS TO PORN STARS????????….. THATS WAHT SHE CAN PROBABLY GET….SHES SO … SO … SO … STUPID
DO THEY GIVE OSCARS TO PORN STARS????????….. THATS WhAT SHE CAN PROBABLY GET….SHES SO … SO … SO … STUPID
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok first of all…being a reality television star does not really seem to do much for any aspiring actors/actresses. It sort of just proves that they are publicity whores and are not to be taken seriously as actors. If Heidi Montag EVER wins an oscar, I will eat my hand.
she is soooooooooooooooooooo naive
if she wins an oscar i will stop watching movies….stick to the hills heidi
wow,
hedi you are so such a fake. no one likes you. so how about you shut up. your 15 minutes of fame are OVER ! so move on.
She looks like a porn star…..all FAKE and UGLY!
wow,, thats all i have to say
wow!
She is a no talent loser !
This girl is a JOKE! Why, oh why does anyone care what she "plans" on doing?
im sorry to say this but the only oscar she`ll be winning is for her fakeness on the hills :X
whoree.
This girl is dumb.
Perez please stop contributing her pathetic famewhoring would you. Its annoying but then I get it, its like this joke you can't stop laughing at!
why does this chick really think she has any talent whatsoever. besides being an extremely fake wannabe and sleezy designer, she somehow thinks she's talented? i'm confused…am i the only
lmfao
This bitch is fukkn crazy! She has no talent at all. But if they start giving out oscars for being a plastic clown then yea she might have a shot. But as far as i know hey only give out that award for poeple that actually have talent in the arts. get a grip heidi and stop embarrassing ur family.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMFAO.
This shit made me laugh out loudddddd.
Yah, ok an actress .
I actually think she won't be that bad, because she acts EVERYWHERE. On her fake as reality show, at the park, in front of spencer, shopping, in the lame ass video clip everyone seriously though was a joke, and especially infront of Cameras.
Ohh my Gawddd.
This chick needs to like fall in a hole somewhere.
Yeah, she'll win for playing the part of the delusional, ditzy blond airhead.
she sucks and she´s a bad person. So sick of seeing her nasty face anywere…
i dont know in what mind she was thinking she can win an oscar hello lady your singing is bad….your clothes is bad…..your video making is bad…everything you do is bad…who will give dare to give her a role in her movie..and come on people will just see it so they can see how bad she acts too lol this chick is sad…very sad…
To me, it seems the only reason anyone is giving her attention is because you're featuring her on your blog. I have an idea, why don't you and all the other bloggers just give her a blackout. Completely ignore her, don't post anything about her even if she does something that just screams "I'm a fake fame whoring waste of sperm and egg". I don't even lower myself to watch the hills and I'm still sick of her face.
Ha! She is what's wrong with America today. Poor girl, she's not ambitious, just dillusional. Somebody please stop her. Perez, you have the power, esta chica esta loca!
PS Perez-you make my day better!
Jajajajajajajaaaja clueless jajajajajajaja
I'm sorry… this girl annoys the absolute shit out of me! She is TALENT-LESS!!!
hey heidi! in hollywood, you could buy those fake oscar trophies at the stores and get one that says best retarded female…
instead of getting nominated for an OSCAR, shes going to be nominated for a RAZZLE. i would be so proud of her if she wins a RAZZLE
Hahaha, I love this girl, she's so delusional it's funny.
If she can't act on the Hills, what makes her think she can act in a movie?
SHE iS A iDiOT!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't stand the blonde bitch!!!! Oscar my arse!
One doesn't "plan" to win an Oscar - winning one is an abstract, objective thing, based on OTHER PEOPLE's opinions. The only thing Heidi will ever win an award in is the porn industry! Seriously, this big-chinned, delusional skank's 15 minutes of fame are up! Why I am even wasting my time commenting on this pathetic waste of air and space is beyond me!
she looks like Sandra Lee from the food network
team lauren!
Gimme a break. This is the same thing Linsay Lohan said, and look what happened to her career. Any of these celebutards who have the ego to say they want to win an oscar have fallen in love with their own celebrity, and don't realize they are untalented idiots. Once she realizes this, she'll become a coke whore and it'll be a downward spiral. Whatever happened to humility?
WHAT A STUPID CUNT
She if absolutely ridiculous!!! who does she think she is! i went on her website the other day and just laughed my ass off..her and spencer are like a fucking cult its sick…she needs to be shot dead
She will be lucky if she ever wins a razzy award or whatever they are called. Her voice sucks and her clothes look cheap.
She's such a joke. She's clearly loca!
This CHILD shows a complete lack of insight. Not only does acting, and actually winning an oscar take an extreme amount of talent, but it takes intelligence, something that she clearly and completely lacks. No one wants to watch a dumbass struggle with giving lines. Fuck her. And anyway, I doubt she could even handle the grueling process that is filming, it has nothing to do with glamour, it is in every way work, much more than she's ever lifted her finger for in her whole life. Go masturbate or something Heidi.
If the paprazzi is 100% responsible for this chick having any fame. It's kind of sad actually, to see her trying so hard to look sexy. She has as much sex appeal as a rock! And don't tell me her "boyfriend" isn't gay! These two are ridiculous!
hahahahahaha this is a joke
its obvious that her and her boyfriend/manager/fame hungry boyfriend are SO DESPERATE TO BE FAMOUS, and anytime anyone sees them on ANYTHING its her talking about lauren from the hills, or her practically begging people to take her seriously. its a JOKE
Shes a stupid bitch
I am so sick of this chick. What has she done to make herself famous? Fight with another girl or two? Newsflash! Immature high school girls do that every single day. It's not a talent.
ambitious or taking herself way too seriously?!?
she is so stupid…i can barely take it!
ewww.. i would like to punch her in the face… MODEL SCOUTS LOVE PEREZ!!!! xoxoxox
talentless, tacky, and washed up.
never going to happen.
They are such a joke, I knew Spencer in High School and College. He always has acted better then everyone, and he is not! He is a very insecure guy and gf use him and cheat on him.
Um who the hell endorses her? Where does she get funding? Seriously, it is just painful- how does she not know she is making a total ass out of herself?!
Ew I'm so sick of Heidi and Spencer I could puke. If we all start ignoring them maybe they will go away!!! She is as fake as her lips and rack!
Heidi,
Instead of praying for Lauren all the time, you need to start praying for yourself. You are a disgrace to women…
LMFAOOOOO
HEIDI AN OSCAR?
Wake up Heidi, you cant sing and you dont know how to act.
your so fake on the hills imagine on a movie?
LMAO silly girl!
is she tryin 2 b funny? evn the great johnny depp hasnt won an oscar, its hrd wrk- n she thinks SHE cn win 1? well thank god nt evrybodys dreams cum tru, hers is jus wayyy too much 4 her
Heidi looks like a horse. There was a pic of her in a bikini in PEOPLE style watch and she is just nasty….her face looks just like my horse Shooter!…are her 15 minutes up yet?
i'm soo on the fence with Heidi. i like her but i hate her, i hope she does well yet i hope she bombs and sucks at life. i'm really not sure how i feel about the "oscar" or how good of an actress she'll be but i think it'll be interesting!
she could end up being another Paris…or she could be the next Cameron Diaz (even there is NOOO comparison!!!)
I think she meant to say a "Razzie"
This girl needs to give it up. Doesn't she realize everyone is laughing at her? I know its suppose to be "any press is good press" but in this case the girl is just a disaster, and I'm tired of reading about this idiot. GO AWAY!!!!
she should just go back to sucking paparazzi cock
what a joke…lets start hollywood on fire and start all over.
oh my fucking god,this douchebag is unbelievable,i thought her song was a freaking funny or die video,she sucks ass!!!!
She and her bf are really some of the most ridiculous people ever existed! It's funny how twisted her mind is. They have no idea that they are just a joke.
stupid whore
I wish someone would grap those almost-too-skinny-to function-arms, look deep into her plastic face, and shake her silikonbody, and tell her NO! No you cant sing! no,you cant make clothes and no no no you will never ever win an Oscar! if you really wanted to become an actress, u should have thought about that before u filled ur lips with crap, making it impossible to have any expression whatsoever. is she sad? was that a smile? it would be very confusing. I used to like Heidi, the old "everybody cries at christmas eve" funny Heidi! The new doll-like Heidi, is so fake that it hurts. take a bow spenc!
this chic cracks me up!!!!!!
come on…
she can't do nothing!!!
her music is so lame!!!!is she really can act???come on!!!!
wanna win Oscar???keep dreaming biatch!!
i really can't believe she thinks she's talented. she is sooooooo crazy!!!!! i don't think that her clothing line is good i think it's a bit on the slutty side. she really needs to get over herself and stop being so dumb.
She's probably gonna suck the whole academy off to get one. Lol