Fully Blended
Filed under: Personally Perez > Music Minute
This is sooooo insanely cool!!!!
One of our favorite music magazines in the world, Blender, has chosen the Laptop Samurai to grace the very last page of the magazine for their monthly "Last Page" feature in their new issue.
We even got a shout-out on the cover!
CLICK HERE to read Perezzer's way too revealing interview.
Ha!
Posted: June 4, 2008 at 12:30 pm
BEST picture EVER
I love you.
quit using the phrase "laptop samurai", much like "fetch" its never going to happen!
I F*ing LOVE you Perez. You're god damned hilarious - Congrats on everything you've got going. You deserve it! *hugs*
wow. u r embarrassing. stop being so conceited nobody likes u
We like it when Perezzers shows a little humanity.
You have a great sense of humor, we love you Perez!!! why are the people that hate him reading his site and commenting?
You look like butt in that photo and by the way…what makes you a big deal in the music industry. I think your taste in music sux! Are you a musician yourself?? What do you know?? If you can do that then so could I. Whatever.
prezzy, i love your blogs, but you look like you're trying to shit your pants in this photo
cute, pretzel. i love you!
Perez, you know nothing about addiction, your music selection is complete shit and you should really stop trying to act like you have a right to that huge ego of yours.
Talk about name dropping. That's just an absurd number of names to drop into such a tiny little interview. Somebody feels inadequate…
Oh perez! Love it you nasty boy! keep up the good work, you deserve the recognition.
oh it looks liek U forgot 2 take off UR Depends b4 U got in the pool again!
Great…you finally lost some weight!
Good to see you are covering yourself while SHITTING !! lol
You're awesome! Keepin' it real! YAY 4 u!!! Very funny about the hook up in London! LOL
Perenciss…you're getting a lil thin on top…time..for Mercks…1 mg rx for propecia…..LMAO
Perez, you are disgusting! when were you ever in shape? as far as the world is concerned, you are not helping. you are gross!
HAHA…nice interview Perez! Who cares if it's a little T.M.I.! As your professional empire expands, you will be doing TONS of interviews and pictures…and some of them you'll simply like better than others!! But, it's great you were so candid because your supporters want honesty and your fans respect it. Also, as peeps become more famous and climb the entertainment hierarchy, they become more pressured by their professional entourage to 'say & do' the "right thing" causing interviews to become watered-down conversations with hidden p.r. agendas. Unfortunately, but realistically, this may happen to you, Perez Hilton. Soo, in the future, it'll be awesome to look back and find these kinds of interviews & articles! You'll reminisce about your life, at this point in time, and remember simpler times-when life used to be easier-cuz that's all gonna change-but it'll be all good! : )
Ew, you're kinda gross.
When was your last booty call?
It wasn’t a booty call, but I randomly met someone in London in February. We made out … and I think he might have blown me.
John Mayer much?
that was gross
That was sexual.
Anyone who lists Blender as one of their favorite "Music" magazines really has no business listening to music. Wasn't Tila Tequila on the newest cover? How about you open an issue of Magnet, or Paste and learn something.
perezito is so hot…let's suckie suckie cutie
ew perez it looks like your pooping in the pool.. not sexy
It looks like you are skinnier than usual perez (since you are a phat cunt otherwise). Now you only look like an ugly cunt
go go you!
WHO GIVES A FUCK? YOU ARE FAMOUS FOR WRITING (IM SORRY BASHING) OTHER'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS. HENCE, YOU ARE AS TALENTLESS AS THE FAME WHORES YOU RIP. GET OVER YOURSELF.
U rock Perez! Keep doing what u do. Luv the interview, your hilarous.
Cool Interview & I like your take on things!
OUCH, to the wax job!
I though you said you was going to loose some wait not gain some.. JK
Love you, love you, love you!
Very nice, though you probably could have skipped the part about shaving your balls.
their stylist had to get creative to hid your fat gut….HA…you are such a pig perez!
great story perez - smart, funny, sassy, self-deprecating but still self-assured…love it! love you! you brighten up a boring lunch hour or any sunday afternoon!
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FAT UGLY GAY ASS. STOP POSTING SHIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
i love you. that article made me laugh and smile and everything it was perfect.
we made out…and he may have blown me..
hahahaha
Re: emma – AMEN. this person speaks truths. stop bashing people who are dealing with their addictions. your probably one of the most annoying people on earth, pretty damn close to rosie. now that i think of it, rosie has actually contributed for the well being of society…what have you done? talk shit about everyone, brag about yourself, eat too damn much….
jesus christ perez…you have no shame do u?!
i suppose thats a good thing for the most part.
and i actually was craving more.
u should do longer interviews.
seriously.
ur too funny…
i just love you….has anyone told you you're great? you are..
TMI, Perez.
I guess you dish it out on yourself as bad as you do on everyone else though.
Perez, you're shy, a bit immature, witty and I hope yu get yer kids some day soon.
I love you.
So much.
I laughed out loud. That was funny, and honest!!!
Congratz P!
You're taking over all the media!
Rock!
hahaha I would love you to have five kids and be the gay Angelina Jolie
but don't spoil them like you spoil Teddy!
i just want to say that i fucking love your interview.
very funny, very honest which was very refreshing.
LOVE.
You remind me of a little kid, always reminding everyone how special and popular you are. HEY NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU OR WHAT YOU'RE DOING OR WHAT MAGAZINE YOUR IN. Ok enough already about you.
haha i love that photo
good one!