Completely Gratuitous
Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Megan Fox
Megan Fox steams up FHM Online.
Drool!
Posted: June 4, 2008 at 6:45 pm
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Completely GratuitousFiled under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Megan Fox
Megan Fox steams up FHM Online. Drool! Posted: June 4, 2008 at 6:45 pm
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…and I'm a lesbian
Her eyebrows are damn ugly!
she's absolutely gorgeous. too bad she has to be a slut to get attention.
Um…Perez…these are from FIVE YEARS AGO. Duh.
People probably don't recognize her becuase her lips are not as puffy from the botox. Typical sexpot. Boring.
slut. gorgeous slut. still slut
Duh. These don't look like her cause they are helllllla old. She has gotten lots of surgery since these, died her hair black, and started getting more lame tattoos (Having tattoos myself, I am offended by how ridiculous hers are….) Anyways, Perez gets paid to post shit about her from her PR people. It's not surprise…. She is not exotic or the "new Angelina Jolie"…..She's another pouty faced mall rat with a nice body. I'll take Zoey Deschanel over these dumb bitches anyday!!! ^_^
It doesn't look like her at all. She looks bad here. I've seen her look hotter!
These pictures are from a longtime ago, before the herpes scars ruined her face and her vaginal lips started sliding to the ground and got ripped off by scurrying rats. xoxox Carlie
where's the marilyn monroe tat?
Re: eeeeww –
I assume to place "worth" on people according to their willingness to slutt-ify themselves in the pages of ANY magazine that will touch them as soon as they get a whif of fame. Because you obviously don't appreciate a goddess of a woman with a brilliant mind, an absolutely STUNNING frame (I am a photographer–Jolie's bone structure is AMAZING…That Megan Fox chick looks like a TRANNY in the first photo) AND body, talent upon talent (acting, sword-fighting, martial arts, writing, politick-ing), and the heart to not only want to adopt children from nations all over the globe, but to campaign for their human and civil rights, meet with governmental leaders, donate MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of HER HARD-EARNED MONEY to HELP those who are less fortunate than herself.
I could continue, but I am sure I lost you somewhere before the first set of parentheses so go back to scarfing your microwaved cheesy mac from that old Tupperware bowl while your snot-nosed brat with his ass sagging full of shit beats on your knees with your dirty needle that you dropped after shooting up your latest fix of meth-shit. I am sure your local news department will be covering your most recent violent and drunken domestic dispute or your multiple arrests for prostitution.
skank
YAWN. Another skanky chick in her underwear.
And we wonder why an entire generation of young women are losing their souls, becoming vapid, vacant whores who believe in nothing but looking good, "hooking up," and "getting hitched to a celebrity."
WHY?
WHY did we fight for women to be perceived as more than mere objects, if we're only going to objectify ourselves?
My vaginal lips are itchy. What should I do? xoxo Carlie
Megan Fox is mediocre looking at best.
EEEEWW!!
That shit is nasty, her body makes me sick eeeeew.
SLUT PUT YA SHIRT ON!
Re: Carlie Gurl from North Long Beach – Re: Carlie Gurl from North Long Beach – Re: Carlie Gurl from North Long Beach – you're creepy
Re: Carlie Gurl from North Long Beach –
Take your finger out of your nose, and stop scratching yourself with it.
these are OLD pics, Perez get new ones..
these are like a few years old!! that why she doesn't
have her other tattoos
Re: Carlie Gurl from North Long Beach –
re: "you are a stupid TWAT, stop the multiple posts."
:D And how many posts have YOU made now, idiot?
HELLO PEREZ THESE PICTURES ARE OLD these were taken before her tats were done. i saw these pics over a year ago on google images
That so does not look like her!
Re: Carlie Gurl from North Long Beach – Long Beach? Figures..
are you sure is that megan?, does anybody notice where her marilyn's tattoo is? because I don't find it anywhere…….. :S
I think perez is having a moment of straight-ness
she is pretty.
=AWB
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Re: Ayla – Another jealous lonely pig. If someone offered you 20 bucks you would take your cloths of hater!
the implants and tats have to go, everything else is perfection.
This is a beautiful woman!
where is her marilyn monroe tattoo?
She's pretty!
THESE PICS ARE OVER TWO YEARS OLD!!!!
OH BOY, SHE LOOKS MUCH BETTER NOW…
i have a serious girl crush in her.
YECK–ANOTHER CUNT YOUR POSTING ON–DO YOU EVER POST ON HOT COCK??
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE GAY–MARIO??
OH THAT'S RIGHT..YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC READERS ARE ALL THE SAME–
LIKE YOUR POST–SKANKY, NASTY CUNT!!!!!!!
Hey guys, whats all this about being first?
Wow.
I am speechless.
That is just wrong Perez, just wrong.
I don't even want to call my girlfriend back anymore…
OMG…makes me wanna hit the treadmill!!
Could she please arch her back a little more and hike her ass upwards a little more. Maybe bend her head down and touch the floor. "Accidentally" back into a doorknob or something.
she's pretty but her butt is flat
the only pic it looks big in is the last (terribly photoshopped) one and even that is the curve of her back. compare to her legs, its so flat. work it out girl
that doesn't look like her…..where's the marilyn tattoo???? when were these taken???
The tattoo of Marilyn Monroe is MISSING from her right forearm. What a sell out!
Hey Perez, Would you post some photos of Charlie Sheen's marriage to Brooke Mueller. She seems like a really sweet, pretty lady. Did you hear what he said about his first two marriages, "The first was a show, the second was a con and the third one feels like the real deal." He must mean it - he gave Brooke a whopping 11 carat diamond ring, which she said she'll humbly keep at home and only wear her wedding band on a daily basis.
She's waaaaaayyy hotter then Angelina. Gorgeous girl. She should totally dump the chump Brian Austin Green.
just another girl from the trailor park. Go down south, every nasty whore looks like that. In another 5 years, she ll have 50 pounds on her cursing and smoking! EWWW! TRASH!
Nasty girls like this are so easy to find! EWW!
what happened to her marilyn monroe tattoo on her arm? why would they airbrush that out?
Re: CLAUDIA** – Re: CLAUDIA** –
better to have curves in the stomach than rolls babe
gag gag gag gag
all them stamps how many haz gone be4
flsh in the pn
Did they edit out her Marilyn Monroe tat? Or is it just the angle….
she's so gorgeous
All no talents resort to taking their clothes off
Re: Amber –
the marylin tattoo wasnt even there when these were taken…like three years ago lol… and im sure cuz i went to a party 2 years ago and the last picture was all over the promo posters. so old!
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE HERRRRRRR (L)
EWWWWWWW WTF does she have to be so hot… makes the rest of us look like complete terds
I am very sorry that we will not be having Hillary Rodham Clinton as our president. She would have been so good and just and successful and we would have been very proud. And now I'm thinking it looks like he is gonna get the votes to beat McCain (God knows McCain is just out of the question. He is just so far out of it and fading fast. Honestly, he should drop out now.) So, OK, Obama. He just better do it right!
must be nice to look like her,.,
this photos are super old. thiese were taken before transformers came out.
Either these pics are old or they totally erased her Marilyn tattoo on her arm… and that tattoo with her bf's name is a total turn off… shame shame shame!
She's gorgeous! I just don't understand her boob in the last picture…it's clealry airbrushed to stick out weird like that.
She's aight..but not better than Jolie
VERY GOOD
In Spring I look gay,
Decked in comely array,
In Summer more clothing I wear;
When colder it grows,
I fling off my clothes,
And in Winter quite naked appear.
less angelina more 2nd rate audrina partridge. these pictures really showcase what she looked like unnaturally natural as in pre-plastic surgery & amateur photoshop. she's obviously trailor park skank. perez has the same shit taste in women that he has in music, models, & politics!
she may be naked, but she looks so SAD!
These are really old Perez
I say these pics are nice but from an entertainer perspective they look the same…especially the 1st and 3rd pic. Sorry
*HOT HOT HOT* I would soooooooo do her, anytime, anywhere!
you people have seriously low standards if you think she's hot. she has a wonkier eye than paris hilton, she has chola eyebrows, she's had a BAD boob job, bolts anyone? they gave her a complete makeover, hence some of you saying she looks better than this. um yeah, she should, they've invested good money in attempts of making her a poor man's jolie. as bad an actress as jolie is, this chick is worse. plus, you have all noticed her generic craptastic tramp stamps. her 15 mins will be up soon.
These pics are old. She's very pretty but I'm bored with her. And she tries too hard.
I don't see it but i guess other people do. She has a weird squint and a funny jaw. I mean she's pretty but she definitely isn't anything to write home about.
She's a pretty girl, that's for sure. But I don't find her stunning. She doesn't dress well either. There are MUCH more beautiful and less trashy girls. I can name five off the top of my head:
5) Keira Knightly
4) Rachel Bilson
3) Sienna Miller
2) Kate Bosworth
and unquestionably 1) Natalie Portman.
This chick has nothing on any of them.
Re: A – Yea……you DEFINITELY LOST ME. And i care () that much. LOL! Hope I didn't lose you with the parenthesis, Sorry I don't have all day to tell a life story and babble. GET A LIFE…unless of course the life you described was your own. Your perception is out of wack. LIVE MUCH SWEETIE???? Sorry, if i hurt your feeling's not praising that homewrecker….FOX ROCKS!
That looks NOTHING like her!!! I guess they photoshopped away the ever-present skank look that she always has, but that's not a good thing in this case.
what's sad is she doesn't look toned. she just looks like she doesn't eat. some of us actually have to work at our figures. some harder than others, too. and thank god for push up bras, honey! you might want to consider ass implants - your back hates you for those positions you have to stand in to make it look like you've got one. she doesn't scream sex, she screams I NEED A CHEESEBURGER.
Re: awesom – of course she made it in the magazine you idiot!
she was fhm's #1 sexiest woman
kinda of looks like audrina patridge in the last one. she is super pretty though.
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that doesn't look like megan fox. This girls face is longer, her lips are different, her nose is different, her eyes are bigger… weird
sooooo pretty!!!!
OLD PHOTOS. They are from last year. PEREZ!!
why does that look nothing like her. i mean she still looks pretty but yea looks like a totally different girl. why does she keep taking these pics.. does she plan on doing something with her life soon.
she's looked better
Re: lilac – That is absolutely horrible thing to say. No matter what you're wearing and no matter who did it to you, IT'S still not okay and that is no excuse for rape. Shame on you for even suggesting that! Maybe one day when you know someone who was sexually assaulted, you will change your tune. I work with victims of sexual abuse and they all have one thing in common…in NO WAY did they ask for what happened to them. You're cruel.
Re: awesom – Re: meeee – way hotter than your fatasses
If she had any real talent she would'nt have to shed her clothes.
SINK IN THE BUTT….LIKE THE FIRST PHOTO THO…DONT SEE THE HYPE WITH HER THO
doesnt megan fox have a marilyn monroe tattoo on her right arm? i dont think thats her
She's disgusting.
this is def. before her nose job!
HOT DAMN!!!
Could they have altered these photos anymore??? I guess Megan got in touch w/ Mimoo's photoshopper…
Hot.
wheres the article that says she likes sex?
I know. I was like hmmm…is that Meagan? She's my feature of the Month on my Site. I think She's REALLY pretty with a cute boyfriend to match.
(www.entertainmentguru101.piczo.com)
She steams it up because it's sooooo photoshopped. None of those pictures even look like her.
I just remember her from 'Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen'. Her looks were as bland as her performance. She's talentless and her last hoorah will come soon in the form of Playboy.
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Her face does not look as pretty as it usually does…I think they photoshopped her face but made it look worse than it usually does…Her face almost looks rough….Her body on the other hand: immaculate!
Perez, how much is she paying you kiss her non-existent ass???
Does that say "David" on her tummy? She's hot;)
her implants are uneven!
hahaha all the ugly biatches are super jealous of her, and the guys are drooling for her!, she is cute, and i'm a girl a confident one.