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"Police: Toddler Steered Car For Drunken Mother
Two Other Children Also In Car"
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Police: Toddler Steered Car For Drunken Mother
Two Other Children Also In Car
GOSHEN TOWNSHIP, Ohio — A police officer in Ohio said he pulled over a woman he suspected was driving drunk and found the woman's 1-year-old son steering the wheel, reported WLWT-TV in Cincinnati.
Marya Green was pulled over Tuesday.
The officer said that when he came to the driver's window, he found Green's 1-year-old son at the wheel, sitting in Green's lap.
Green, 29, registered a 0.11 percent blood-alcohol level. Two other children, ages 8 and 5, were also in the car.
Green was arrested and faces charges of DUI, driving under OVI suspension, noncompliance and endangering children.
Police said this is Green's third DUI arrest in six years.
The children were released to their father, police said.




no more kids for that lush!
Lisence to vote? Yes. Lisence to carry a weapon? Yes. Lisence to operate a motor vehicle? Yes. Lisence to reproduce? NOPE!
what posessed the flippin ejit da drive th car drunk with er kids in it. some people shudnt b allowed da hav kids..!
I hope she never gets to see her children again!!!
This is the craziest s**t I have heard in along time. Where was the "dad"? You can't tell me he didn't know she had a drinking problem. Didn't he wonder when his girlfriend would not come home. Duh dumbass she's in jail. They should both have the kids take away!
FUCKING A!!! throw the book at her..
this is crazy!!! first off i have a 1 year old son, and it amazes me how someone could acually belive that a 1 year old could understand enough to stay on the road. That really is just crazy to me! those poor children!!!
piece of sh*&