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Harlow's mommy attends the N.E.R.D. record release party in L.A. on Wednesday night.

Pharrell looks intently at Nicole Richie and tells her "____________."

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: June 5, 2008 at 1:15 pm

320 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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Haley says – reply to this

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He says… "Damn girl… Did you gain some weight?"
FATPER says – reply to this

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"Luke Im your Father"
Jeff says – reply to this

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"so why are you famous?"
Jen says – reply to this

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Hello…is it P your looking for?
Me says – reply to this

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"i didnt realize you looked this dead in the face."
Mimi says – reply to this

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You can find this much of white powder backstage..I mean food.
Missy says – reply to this

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Please, keep the weight on. You look so much better!
Steffe says – reply to this

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Steffen's the coolest guy in the world!

And by the way: Britney's HOOOT
eb says – reply to this

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do you want some cock…I mean some chicken soup?
sammie says – reply to this

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i just farted, a really, really stinky nasty fart…can you smell it?
jane says – reply to this

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you're a whore
savann says – reply to this

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come back to the crack girl. you know you miss it.
cockho says – reply to this

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You need to try some dark dick girl
NYC Ba says – reply to this

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I just love ur brain
yomamm says – reply to this

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eat some food BiZNATCH!
Jasmin says – reply to this

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say hi to Joel for me. He and Joel are good friends- Joel and benji even collaborated with n.e.r.d on a song jump
Chrizz says – reply to this

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Yo, who are you and why the fcuk are you crashin my pardy?
old sc says – reply to this

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"I'm here for the gang bang!"
Courtn says – reply to this

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Would you happen to know where the little musician's room is?
Amy Wi says – reply to this

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You can get this lapdance here for free anytime
Poison says – reply to this

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Girl, eat a taco or something!!!
Michel says – reply to this

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How do I put this?…..you suck worse than being ass fucked by a spiked dildo. NO offense.
Lisa says – reply to this

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Pharrell looks intently at Nicole Richie and tells her "I don't know if you heard, but I am opening an all you can eat restaurant next week. All meals are on the house and I'd like to see you there 3 times a day."
MsUnde says – reply to this

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"Look ma. I want my coat back. I hate to tell you, but it don't look that good on you. Maybe if you put more meat on those bones instead of lookin more like a hanger for my coat. Ya dig?"
tania says – reply to this

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here's a towel…wipe your face…
manda says – reply to this

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eat
Life says – reply to this

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No Nicole, you can't shove the brat back in. And yes, if Perez was smart, he should have called himself Perez Richie. And I rue the day I took that pic with him in Austin Texas, but we can't erase the past. It is what it is.
HBIC says – reply to this

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I hate to be the one to tell you this,but you looked better on the simple life when your plumped
meb07 says – reply to this

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For all of you that didnt know: Nicole Richie IS BLACK
rimsha says – reply to this

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wow your much skinnier up close
aneta says – reply to this

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girl, you need to eat a sandwich
Nicole says – reply to this

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i can be yo baby's daddy!
Tahiti says – reply to this

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My balls are this big!!!
bucksa says – reply to this

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perezhilton really doesnt know much about music and will drive WBR further into the ground as well as its stock price with his silly little record label
Eris, says – reply to this

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"look happy, bitch; this is a party!"
Jeane says – reply to this

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You need to lose that baby weight! You look FAT.
WTF says – reply to this

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Look at stupid Nicole, who feels really guilty for being white and rich, doing her little personal community service for tattooed thugs and criminals.
FUKNO says – reply to this

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WHATS WITH YOU…U JUST CANT SING…..U DONT HAVE WAT IT TAKES…………..LMAO
Irish says – reply to this

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…Brush Your Hair…Skank! You're a mom now!
rZa says – reply to this

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'but what about the memories… i knew it was over when you yelled paris' name in bed'
nicola says – reply to this

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he tell her… don't u have a small baby at home, Go home and take car of your kid
what w says – reply to this

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'No bra with that blouse is so neccessary'
FUKNO says – reply to this

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PEREZ I SWEAR U HAVE THE FUNNIEST BLOGGERS….U GUYS MAKE MY DAY…………..
monkey says – reply to this

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fuck you
nicola says – reply to this

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Go home and take care of you f—en kid
Dick Gozinya says – reply to this

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". . . . . . . .he's got crack, let's head to the sack."
sue says – reply to this

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"don't drop the baby"
Miguel says – reply to this

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If I can do it for LezLo, I can do it for you too
sara says – reply to this

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You need to eat a sandwich!
Eva says – reply to this

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Do you also wanna have a child with mee
Chad says – reply to this

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"Are you Lindsay Lohan?"
Fug says – reply to this

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I could get each of these fingers up your ass!
Lo says – reply to this

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Everyone NOSE sweetie.
AmyBea says – reply to this

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Geez a gobble biznitch
PFresh says – reply to this

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"I'm the muthafuckin' man!"
mandi says – reply to this

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"Hey, so what if Lindsay tried to steal your man. I'll be your baby daddy!"
WWWW says – reply to this

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gain some weight for God's sake!
john says – reply to this

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let me put my sausage in you
Lauren says – reply to this

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I can spin straw into gold if you give me your first born.
lelo says – reply to this

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i hear you like men with tats.
Mel says – reply to this

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To eat something you skinny bitch!
ROBBIE says – reply to this

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"HOW BIG YA DICK IS!?!?!??!"
Betsy says – reply to this

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i really want to touch your newly enlarge breasts.
yoyoma says – reply to this

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please stand up straight for once in your life! you have the worst posture i've ever seen!
All Am says – reply to this

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Leave that flea ridden white boy! Cause once you go black baby you never go back!!!!
Karen says – reply to this

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He is saying……

Lets go practice for another kid
mama says – reply to this

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"Please eat something while you're here."
spanishBoy says – reply to this

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Pharrell looks intently at Nicole Richie and tells her: "Who invited you to this party??"
eve says – reply to this

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You like my smooth chocolatey skin, dontcha?
Shocko says – reply to this

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Aereolla Cola!!!
Lee Le says – reply to this

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"Why Joel Madden? EWWWW"
falskd says – reply to this

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eat some pizza beer and cake, to gain those boobies back…
flat-ness is not sexy!!!
why do you think the father of your son loved you so much when you were preggers?!?
lAUREN says – reply to this

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I think of you when I'm taking dump!!
grace says – reply to this

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eat!
snicki says – reply to this

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No way your black too!
Obama says – reply to this

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Come on now baby, gives a brother a chance. Ya'll ain't racist is ya'll. Come on shortie I even take a baff to be wit you. but I am a brother so the woman has to pick up the tab.
Holly says – reply to this

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"Once you go black, you end up in a wheelchair"
Cool says – reply to this

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EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXO says – reply to this

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What's the deal with you harassing me on the phone each time you are drunk!!!??? Get down bitch!!!! LOL
Kate_West says – reply to this

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he's sayin i dont see your husband here.. can't i get a number? aren't you allowed to have friends? let's play naked bed wars
Meeee says – reply to this

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Girl….get some volumizing shampoo
A-Lo says – reply to this

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Girl keep it up you're doin damn good! or "Hey I can make anyone sound good, I'll work with you on your new album."
J Man says – reply to this

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Yes, I am gay.
Jess says – reply to this

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Damn bitch you need to eat somethin
cajun says – reply to this

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Girl, you really need to eat a pork chop.
Jenn says – reply to this

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Damn girl your leather jacket and hair extensions weigh more than you do.
Tall M says – reply to this

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Can you hook me up for a 3-way with Joel…. and Benji ?
Ut OH says – reply to this

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YO Sweet ya know when I said I pulled it out just in time?

I LIED!!!!
k says – reply to this

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you have no soul
mushyn says – reply to this

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that she should be in his coke-song musicvideo?
Fatiim says – reply to this

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Ohh I Think It Iss
'nicole im sorry but ive been perving on harlow and joel has been helping me '

Ha Ha Im Soo Fu!* Funny
Mwahh Love You All t.rokka@hotmail.com
bbt says – reply to this

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They are this big…I swear!
chanta says – reply to this

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thought that was lindsey lohan
mattat says – reply to this

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"Feed the birds, tuppence a bag."
chanta says – reply to this

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once you go black, you never goback
Natali says – reply to this

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stop smoking that crack.
vaness says – reply to this

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Stay home wit yo' kid
ilivei says – reply to this

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PLEASE…..you do not have your dad's talent, I suggest you stick to what you do best….urmmm….urmmmm, not eating, drugs, and pretending you care about our world, now shuffle off….
Blueye says – reply to this

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EAT!!
mAR says – reply to this

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SORRY ITS AN "A"LIST EVENT

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