Separated At Birth
Filed under: Separated At Birth
Left: Superbad star Jonah Hill. Right: The Hobbit.
Posted: June 5, 2008 at 7:00 pm
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Separated At BirthFiled under: Separated At Birth
Left: Superbad star Jonah Hill. Right: The Hobbit. Posted: June 5, 2008 at 7:00 pm
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she looks like the kid that played tom hank's best friend in big…lol
they don't look that close perez. you've done better.
Left:Perez Fucking Hilton. Right: A Big Fat Steaming Pile of Gay Cuban Imposter Shit With Rainbow Brite Hair, Buck Teeth, and a raging case of 'roids.
you mean, Jonah Hill - Chris Penn
separated at birth
They look nothing alike. I love Jonah,and I think Cynthia's girlfriend,I believe her name is Christine,seems very happy! So basically she's having an amazing time happily living her life, and you,Perez,are a bottom-feeder who is so upset with his own miserable existence that you have to demean those content with themselves and the people in their lives. Like someone said previously,you're the most homophobic gay around.
No more like :Jonah Hill was separated at birth from that fat kid from The Sandlot movie
Seriously! Check it out!
Unnecessary, uninteresting and hurtful
THATS A GOOD PICTURE OF JONAH, IN PERSON HES A MONSTER!!!!
JOWLS FOR DAYS!!!
AND WHAT A PRICK!!!
she looks like Kathy Griffith 'pre' all the plastic surgery:)
You have to be suffering from facial blindness. These 2 douches look nothing a like.
not even close moron
Don't all young yids kind of look alike…??? No, no, no,….Just kidding. Seriously, just kidding. Truly, only kidding.
Wait a minute. You're not telling me the one on the right is a lady…??? Seriously???
Noooooo….seriously…???
Dear P-Nasty, i need you to answer me this question…..WTF DOES MISS NIXON SEE IN THE HOBBIT??????? cuz really i don't fuckin see it
Perez Hilton, you really should stop the lesbian hating, its homophobia, you ugly SAD person.. you dont know this lady, and your shit aint funny, so just stop.
Re: oooo –
if you don't life perez why the fuck are you on this site…..clearly ur the sad one. and he clearly doesn't hate on lesbians
This is the SECOND one today? Wow.
Perez, one would hope that, since you are gay, you would actually be a positive impact on the community and not act like every homophobic asshole that's hiding in the closet. Grow up.
Cynthia Nixon took a big step coming out of the closet with her partner Christine Marinoni and all you can do is make fun of the way she looks. Your blog is a true representation of another gay man not willing to celebrate the success of one another and instead use your publicity to relinquish it. Yeah, bravo, hilarious Perez. You're just another douche on the street. I must reiterate, grow up.
While we're struggling to get our rights, which you NEVER post about, you're making fun of what a short haired lesbian looks like by comparing her to a short haired man. Clever.
Does anyone know what happened to Jonahs arm? I've seen it a lot in the movies but I can't find anything out about it!
wtf perez. why repeatedly rail on cynthia nixon's partner? she's not even famous. you're being a shit right now.
more portia di rossi photos. please. mmm…. portia.
projecting much? this person isn't a publich figure, she's just dating someone who is. that doesn't make her fair game. there must be something beautiful (physical or not) about her because someone chose to love her. how much love do you have in your life, perez?
grow up.
JONAH ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HE'S EITHER HIGH OR HAS BEEN CRYING FOR 5 HRS. IDK.. THERES SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT KID..
I say google "mason reese" and see if the former child star bears any resemblance. I'm old enough to know what I'm talking about.
She's smiling–she's happy. and she's doing it without criticizing others (unlike you).
You're really stooping Perez. You're nothing to look at yourself.
Could Hill look anymore stoned?
Don't insult Jonah like this.
PS. as haggard as Cynthia Nixon looks in SATC movie I can see why she has settled for the hobbit
THEY ARE BOTH SO FUCKING UGLY I CAN'T STAND IT!!!!!! I hope that they both drink a gallon of cow diarrhea laced with cyanide. People this ugly deserve to die!
your so mean perez as long as shes happy
Yr just jealous of her Perez bc the "hobbit" has a beautiful and famous partner! Sometimes you are so damn mean! Ok that's part of why i read your column but…. Didn't yr mom teach you that beauty comes from the inside? also that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
imagine if jonah & cynthias hobbit friend had a baby….
HOT
The person on the right is a woman?? DEAR GOD. MY EYESSSSSSS.
Jonah is da mann.
What an arse you are. I wonder WHY that lady doesn't come out often. A cheap laugh.
double sick.
they dont look anything alike only the hair color kindaaaa
Jonah is a a***hole… asked for his pic for my friend at the MTV Movie Awards and he was a total jerk Can't wait until his 15 minutes are over… OVER HIM!!!
What an a**hole! Asked for a pic at the MTV Movie Awards for a friend….. but superass declined! Can't wait for his 15 minutes to be over… I am tired of looking at his fat ass!
There both just fat.
You are a fat ass too lol.
Leave her alone. She's not a celeb.
looks like a jew to me. i hate when idiots call jews "white people"
This is over the line. That woman is not a celebrity. She happened to fall in love with one. To make fun of her by calling her the Hobbit is cruel. I thought you were pissed at the celebrities who hid in the closet. Well, Cynthia Nixon didn't, and you decide it would be cool to make fun of her girlfriend. You should be ashamed of yourself, Perez. Who the hell are you?
hells ya Natali….Jonah is cuter..
Jonah Hill's idea of talent is to use the F-word, the M-F word, or the S-word every 7 seconds.
He's fat, he's ugly, he's not funny, and he has no talent.
oh c'mon perez~ stop being such a brat and leave Cynthia Nixon's lover alone! why all this hate? especially on gay couples?
i don't think so…'THE HOBBIT' looks more like Steve the Pirate. but that's just my opinion.
WTF?, John Mayer OK, but not Jonah Hill, Cubano what fuckin' drugs you takin'?, obviously waaaay better that Wino !
DO ALL OF YOU GO TO THIS SITE JUST TO BELITTLE PEOPLE?THIS WOMAN IS A TEACHER TO CHILDREN,AND IS NOT A CELEBRITY , SO SHE DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE MADE FUN OF. I'D LOVE TO SEE WHAT ALL OF THE PEOPLE ON HERE LOOK LIKE BEHIND THEIR LAPTOPS.THIS IS WHY THIS SITE LOSES CREDIBILITY BY THE DAY. EVERY SINGLE STORY ON THIS SITE CONTAINS HATEFUL MESSAGES,AND NO LONGER IS THIS SITE VIABLE FOR FOR ENTERAINMENT,AND CELEBRITY NEWS. DEAL WITH YOUR LIVES BECAUSE YOUR DISPLACED AGGRESSION MAKES YOU LOOK VINDICTIVE,AND IGNORANT. WHAT IF SHE WAS TEACHING ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN?IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S A BRITNEY,OR A LOHAN, WHO ENCOURAGE THE ATTENTION. SHE IS JUST TRYING TO SUPPORT HER LOVER.I ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO GROW UP! NOW PRINT THAT!
You're a wanker Perez. What she's ever done to you? Fuckface.
think about it: have you ever seen jason alexander and christine marinoni in the same place at the same time? they're the same person!
honestly they don't look that much alike
perez you could ONLY DREAM to look like them…….
Re: yousab –
perez takes the cake…then eats it
I've think Jonah looks just like the late Chris Penn.
I think she looks like rob thomas more!
they have together very beautiful eyes!!!!
aw I think she's cute. I want to pinch her cheeks!
Not that its going to matter to you…but pick on folks that choose to be part of "lala land" not innocent bystanders….
Re: TONI – Amen….
those people are not sexy
What, so it's only okay to be gay if you're good looking? Give her a break for crying out loud - I can't imagine she's embracing this new celebrity status.
for the love of god, you've had your fun with this woman, get over it and leave her alone already. you're obsessed with finding "look alikes" for her. enough already. move on to your next victim.
Both of these people are better people, and BETTER LOOKING PEOPLE than you, Perez..
She looks like a young John Goodman!
:)
haha…. love jonah hill but still funny!! 
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The Hobbit looks like ELLEN!
If you are comparing "separated at births" to that Hobbitt pic, why not put Cynthia Nixon's girlfriends pic there. I think she's an even better "twin!
MUCH better comparison this time than to hottie Rob Thomas!
Yeah I was sure that was the same person. You people are in denial. They look exactly alike! How could Cyn divorce a MAN for that?
Re: beache – ………. that IS THE HOBBIT LOL! Get it? The hobbit is the same person as Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend. That's AMAZING that you didn't understand.
they dont look alike at all. ur bad at this.
For the first time, i really think you're mean.. Two "Separated at Birth" That's much enough.
I don't know why Perez's making fun of these people. He looks like a pig himself. He should save the time to work out a little bit, or is it too late for him?
Usually "separated at birth" is totally on top!!!This one is so far off. They don't have anything in common except they like to eat tacos.
I really don't see anything alike. Besides, Jonah is amazing.
Whoah Cynthia is one Lucky mother fucker!
thats a stretch…they dont look that much alike
Fo sho!
Is it just me or does the Hobbit look like Cynthis Nixon's ugly Lez?!?!?!
this is ridiculous. why hate so much? she is an education advocate!!! what is she doing to you? Honestly.
Sad reality Perez is that YOU are uglier than either one!!! If I were you Id get some serious plastic surgery or shut my fat mouth…
Man, perez you hate on some lesbians. Stop telling us to donate to your causes when you spread hate against gay people, fat, people, etc all the time!!!!!!!
Disgustingly Funny!
you are missing the obvious…..HOWDY DOODY
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
the HOBBIT deserves the biggest LOL. Absolutely LOL. Now THAT is friggen funny. Thank you!
alright already, let the hobbit be. you're not the prettiest person in the room either. naughty.
Hahahahah, Swarm!Thats a good one!I wonder how they have sex…
woahh that guy doesnt even look
like the hobbit hes like wayy fatter now…
Re: lala – OMG God No I don't! You Idiot!
You make Me laugh Perez!!
You make Me laugh Perez!!!
You make Me laugh Perez!!!!
I guess Cynthia has been in this world long enough to know what makes her happy. It sucks for her that she found it in a girl who isn't (shall we say) camera friendly. I feel for her girlfriend. I'm sure she has taken quite a beating. Love conquers all right!?
not even.