This Is Not A Joke
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In 2012, Germany will be the home to a bible-themed theme park.
The biblical Disneyland will group some 40 attractions over an area the size of 70 football fields encompassing all areas of the Christian story, according to reports.
The centerpiece will be an "original size" Noah's Ark, which is 490 feet long and surrounded by water.
Glad God was able to channel down the exact dimension's of Noah's Ark to the park's architects!
Other attractions will include two roller coasters — one giving an idea of the Great Flood and another on the theme of heaven and hell — a miniature version of Biblical-era Israel and a Roman amphitheater.
It's all sounds so Old Testament.
In the New Testament section they should totally have a ride called "What Would Jesus Do?"!
Re: vfb – So, you only believe things that have solid proof. and you read a celebrity blog site because ….
Yess!!! cus jesus rocks the house!! and died for everyone and is a true model and hero!!
This is awesome!!
I totally wanna go!!!!
I wonder what the David and Goliath ride would be like! lol
they are also trying to build a bible theme park in Lebanon Tennessee also.
For the person who said "Christians should not be reading this site"
O_rly? Last time I read my copy of the scriptures, it said nothing about a Believer segregating one's self from the rest of society. Does the Bible say, "Thou shalt not read PerezHilton.com!" ??? I don't think it does.
It's apparent that people, both Christian and not, have some skewed perceptions on what Christians are supposed to be like…It's a good thing I take MY instruction on how to live directly from the Word of God, and not from you.
Fuckin' nazi bastards…
hey, you stupid fag! the dimentions of noah's arc are outlined the bible.
helllooouuu p-tubby! idiot.
Um, Perez?
Check out Genesis. The EXACT dimensions and materials are listed.
S*M*R*T!
Hey Perez this isn't that shocking we are going to have one in our town as well…in the states…McMinnville, TN you should call the newspaper about it..they have been trying to get approval for it for forever…..
Um, Perez, the dimensions of the ark are right there in the Bible. I think that if I ran a site that millions of people read every day (a fact you never let us forget), I would check my facts before spewing them out.
They already have this in Florida. But, hey, you're too busy criticizing Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend to actually do any research or write anything valuable. Rock on.
Jesus Christ, 3 pages of retards squealing that the dimensions of the Ark are in the Bible.
10 or so posts would have been sufficient.
And to the poster who wondered why we don 't put up a Christian theme park in Iraq…are you high? BTW, there's already big plans in the making for a huge amusement park in Iraq.
I'm from Germany and I didn't hear anything about this park in our press - I have to read it on perez' site… ROFL
Re: religi – Ya know then there are people like me who believe in God and love Jesus' teachings, but not the fear-based man-made dogma. We are more spiritually new age based and I feel evolved.
You dope, Perez. God would not have needed to channel the dimesions down. They are recorded in the Old Testament. You know, the part of the Bible that you proclaimed the park seemed to be built around. Ga…
The dimensions of the ark are in the Bible you fuckwit. Not that you would dare to read something that may save your soul. Just carry on with the remarkably lame and biased views you short sighted tit.
That theme park sounds cheeserific! But the dimensions of Noah's Ark are in the OT, albeit not in the US or metric system.
get your facts straight perez.
A SWISS group of CREATIONISTS would like to build that theme park, and that is way it is so OLD TESTAMENT. They try to find a place to build it in Germany since they didn't find one in Switzerland, but no German city has yet agreed to let them build that monstrosity. I doubt they ever will.
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IF MUSLIMS HAD CREATED A KORAN PARK CHRISTIANS WOULD HAVE BASHED THEM. PROTESTANT CHRISTIANS ARE RIDICULOUS …AND GERMANS ARE CRAZY ! FUCK GOD AND RELIGIONS !
There's a bible-themed amusement park in the US since decades, Perez! see www.bibleparkusa.com
"The centerpiece will be an "original size" Noah's Ark, which is 490 feet long and surrounded by water.
Glad God was able to channel down the exact dimension's of Noah's Ark to the park's architects!"
– the dimensions are in the bible perez.. you did not know that?
Never heard of that and I live in Germany! I hope it s NOT true! We do not like Christian extremists much here….
I find it hard to believe that Germany would do something like this. Let's not forget that Jews believe only in the Old Testament and the Germans were responsible for killing 6 million of them. It wasn't that long ago. Too much irony here.
PEREZ!!!!ACTUALLY IF U KNEW CORRECTLY GOD PUT THE DIMENSIONS OF THE ARK IN THE BIBLE? AND TOLD NOAH SO IT WOULD BE CORRECT
Murfreesboro, tn is getting a Bibleland Park very soon. so effing stupid
God did "channel down the exact measurements"…They are listed in the Old Testament in His instructions to Noah.
Considering the other possible theme a German park coulda had, I'll take this over Fuhrer-land anyday.
Actually the Bible does specify the measurements of the ark
"Glad God was able to channel down the exact dimension's of Noah's Ark to the park's architects!"
You ignorant wretch…the old testament gives the dimensions.
So? I wouldn't go, I'm not a Christian. But it doesn't bother me - why not a Bible theme park? Some people might see it as a shallow expression of faith, still there are stories in the bible that would make good theme park rides.
Oy vey! I've always said "Who understands my Father as well as the Nazis"
simpsons episode.
toooo funny
wonder how many people have said that.
Perez, the diminsions are in the bible…read it. It might be enlightening to you.
WHATEVER. JUST NEW WORLD ORDER PULLING STRINGS FOR WHATEVER THING THEY HAPPEN TO BE SETTING US UP NEXT FOR.
There'd be an uproar if there was plan to make Islam themepark so I don't approve of this. Thumbs down Germany!
Are there going to be hungry lions in the ampitheater?
Maybe it will help all of the lost gay people that work there. Or the freaks that dress up. I heard they have been in jail for messing with children.
"Glad God was able to channel down the exact dimension's of Noah's Ark to the park's architects!"
AHH hahahah.. as am I
wow, in germany? I guess killing over 6 million people makes them eligable for a bible park.
Perez,
Dude, I love you normally. Today, not so much. You really need to edit your post, so that you don't look like an unintelligent idiot.
The dimensions for the ark are clearly outlined in Genesis.
ok people. we all know the dimensions are in the bible. perez is making a joke. the important part of this post is WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THIS?! i would die if i had been born into some evangelical family and they dragged my ass THERE instead of disneyland
lol
THEY ARE STILL TRYING TO PUT ONE IN MURFREESBORO, TN!!!!!!!! The fuckstick's name that is behind it is Arman Bartur.
I think it sounds like fun - nothing wrong with this
The Old Testament in which the story of Noah's Ark appears is not a "Christian story". It was compiled by Jews, written in Hebrew, about early Jewish history. Only the New Testament is a "Christian story"
Yea the dimensions are in the bible…there is already a theme park in florida..but it's not that big….and hell if the bible has its way (or the Mayans) we're gonna be fucked caaaaaaaaause isnt that supposed to be the end of the world that year.
Dude, you might want to actually read the bible before you saturate us with your sarcastic and ingnorant commentaries over what seems like a good idea. I'd rather go to a Bible theme park than Euro Disney anyday. Don't be such a dumb ass cuz you don't have much going for you as it is.
i am german and i never heard of it…
its unfortunate that christians so poorly represent themselves. i am embarassed to be apart of such a unintelligent group of people.
The dimensions are in the bible.
EVERYTIME I READ SOMETHING ON THIS SITE I GET MORE NAUSEOUS. SO MANY OF YOU PEOPLE ARE IGNORANT IN EVERY ASPECT OF LIFE! PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS, RELIGIOUS BELIEFS, EVEN THE LIFE OF CELEBERTIES. I WAS DOING A RESEARCH ON GOSSIP SITES AND I CANNOT CONTINUE. THE MAYANS DO NOT DETERMINE SHIT FOR US, OBAMA WILL WIN, LEAVE CELEBERTIES ALONE, GO READ SOMETHING FUNDAMENTAL, AND THERE IS A GOD. DO NOT BELITTLE THOSE WHO BELIEVE IF YOU DONT!
the dimensions are in the bible jackass.
I don't really get why you're mocking the idea?
There is already a Jesus themepark in Buenos Aires, Argentina. It is greeeeaaaat.
they should have a cafe called 'the feeding of the 5000'
or 'loaves and fishes'…
or 'the last supper' !!!!!!!!!!
that would be amazing.
and an extreme ride called 'the crucifixion'
parents could carry their kids round in 'moses baskets'
they could kill everyone's first born as they go into the park…wait, that's going too far.
the list is endless!!!!!!!!!
The ark was 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high (133.5 m × 22.3 m × 13.4 m; 437 ft 6 in. × 72 ft 11 in. × 43 ft 9 in.).
Genesis 3:13-16
Perez, this is the part where u just have to shut the hell up and have some respect for once. You fag.
tHAT'S aWESOME, HAHA
Genesis 6:14 So make yourself an ark of cypress [c] wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out. 15 This is how you are to build it: The ark is to be 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high. [d] 16 Make a roof for it and finish [e] the ark to within 18 inches [f] of the top. Put a door in the side of the ark and make lower, middle and upper decks.
SO YES… GOD DID TELL US HOW BIG IT WAS.
RESEARCH BEFORE YOU MAKE SARCASTIC COMMENTS
they are in the works to build one right outside of nashville, also
All of you so called "Christians" have done nothing but call Perez ignorant, and made yourselves feel superior because you all "have your facts straight" and are more Bible literate than him.
None of you know the true meaning of Christianity which is only about loving one another and treating people the way you'd want to be treated. Period. It's not about trying to prove your Christian superiority. Why do you all think the way you do?? You aren't "Christian" in any way, shape or form. Go away.
The dimensions of the ark are given in Genesis.
hahaha
okay all you sons of bitches listen up –
first of all i would like to say i am extremely religeous..but that's the stupidest thing i've ever fucking heard of..a theme park on the bible? i'm sorry if anyone's ignorant it's not perez it's anyone who would fucking go to something so demeaning to the bible..that's like putting the fucking old and new testament on the same level as six flags..get real here
second of all.. leave perez alone. big fucking deal if perez doesn't know the exact verses from the bible..why should he study a religeon that doesn't support him and his sexual preferences..and why are you not only reading but POSTING on his blog if you don't support it either? making ignorant comments because you have nothing more intellegent to say in response to his posts then offensive terms, not to mention all the reposts. WE GET IT it's in the bible, if it's posted once is it really necessary to be posted 500 more times? I think not..
here's an idea for all of you perez haters..you don't like what he says? then go the fuck away and leave perez and the people that absolutely LOVE him alone. peace and love
How DARE you make fun of Christianity. Just because you're Godless, it doesn't mean the entire world has to be. Leave it alone and let a Biblical theme-park exist without making fun of it. Some people will achieve salvation someday. Clearly, you are not one of those people.
umm.. someone is building one in tennessee too… hellloooo..
Re: LizZzZ – JEEZ-ASS GOT FUCKED BY 12 MEN ON THE DINING ROOM TABLE AFTER TOO MUCH WINE! AND HIS MOTHER WAS A SLUT WHO GOT KNOCKED UP BEFORE MARRIAGE AND BLAMED IT ON THE "HOLY SPIRIT"!
Perez, Christians don't hate you, they just pray for you. It's that simple! And, Christians do read blogs like yours all of the time. We are no different than you, because we all sin! Perhaps the only difference is, we really try to live by the book we love, and it's very hard for most of us ..
As posted earlier, the size of the ARK was given to Noah, by, if you believe this, G-d Almighty, and later was scribed into the Torah, or in my case, the Old Testament. Best Regards and health, Cashfoot..
There wont be a world left to build on in 2012 so does it really matter?
They've been trying to open a Bible Theme Park in Tennessee for years!
The dimensions of Noah's Ark ARE in the Bible…..God didn't have to channel that one!
"Glad God was able to channel down the exact dimension's of Noah's Ark to the park's architects!"…..The dimensions of Noah's Ark are mentioned in bible. So they'd know what size to make it. So obviously, Perez here has never even read the bible, but would like people to believe he has.
well jesus fucking christ.
well.. dunno about florida.. but here in argentina we have a biblbe theme park too.. soo..
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This one of the craziest countries in Europe. The people are rude and militant. France and England must keep up their military for when Germany goes off the deep end again. They believe they should rule the world. I wonder how long it will be until they 'start again'. Trouble making wackos.
dont comment on shit you know nothing about you. stick to something you do know about, such as HIV or taking it in the ass.
I don't think it's a bad idea. Biblical stories are known around the world and are very entertaining. Why would you try to put a bad spin on any religion?
I'm guessing there wont be a gay day like at Disney World…..bastards…..
This really is just retarded…i'm so over christianity…
they should call that place "praiseland" like flanders! who's up for whack-a-satan?
Perez made a ass out of himself when he said
"Glad God was able to channel down the exact dimension's of Noah's Ark to the park's architects!"
Um, the dimensions, make etc is all in the Bible. Written as clearly as can be.
And BTW you just posted this because you a Christianophobe perez. You hate Christians. You've made that clear.
I really wish you'd stop being a hater.
Hey - I think this is the German's way of dealing with all the muslims that flooded the fatherland. May they can have a middle ages/inquisition section and convert all those head scarf wearing freaks.
There is already a religious themepark in Orlando. It is called "Holy Land."
Good for them. I see nothing wrong with it. Nor should anyone else that isn't a hateful bigot.
What would be so wrong with having a bible themed amusement park? I think its a great idea. I doubt very seriously if they'll have someone standing at the gates screaming "Repent now or you'll burn in hel l" Seems like it'll be a nice family place to go.
NED FLANDERS WOULD BE SO HAPPY!!!!!
2012? the world going to be done by dec. 21, 2012 haha why would they even bother.
Re: Barbar NED FLANDERS WOULD BE SO HAPPY!!!!! –
YEAH and everyone from India owns quicky marts too.
Re: jordyn 2012? the world going to be done by dec. 21, 2012 haha why would they even bother. –
That's a pagan belief jordyn, not a Christian one.
actually, a group of american investors want to build a bible theme park close to where i live in germany. sounds incredibly stupid and the officials here won´t let them build it for exactly that reason. the way christianity is lived here nobody would be intrested in something that crazy.
Re: german actually, a group of american investors want to build a bible theme park close to where i live in germany. sounds incredibly stupid and the officials here won´t let them build it for exactly that reason. the way christianity is lived here nobody would be intrested in something that crazy. –
#1 You certainly don't speak for all of Germany.
#2 I believe your post is tainted in your anti-Christianity bias and hatred.
By simply stated "Because It's stoopit" and give no reason as to why it is surely wont convince anyhow.
Let go of the hate. Take the chip off your shoulder.
wow. i'm glad so many ppl disagree with you on this one, perez
Re: LizZzZ – Sorry, but that one's up to God.
Re: Christ – YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! You hit the nail on the head, but they will never see it that way. A lot of them are so invested in their point of view or were born into it, that that's just the way they are. Smug, arrogant, controlling, bullying, intolerant, fearful, judgemental, and ignorant. It's kind of ironic because the radical ones only want to see the dogma and not Jesus' true teachings. Sad really.
That shit is so stupid. god is too over-rated.
Re: Mike Unfortutanatly, there are quite a few Christians who ruin it for the rest of us. Not all Christians go around trying to shove God/Jesus down peoples throats. Not all of us go around telling everyone how bad they are sinning. Being a Christian doesnt requite you to live like a nun. Just so many people are so uneducated and twist things around….that goes for both Christians and non-Christians. Im a Christian. I drink alcohol. I keep up with Perez. I have friends who are gay. Im not perfect or anywhere close. But I dont go around claiming I am or condemning anyone else. I dont have the room to go tell someone they are living in sin, we all do. Yes there are alot of hypocrites. In fact, everyone is a hypocrite in 1 way or another. Usually the things that bother us the most about other people are things we are most insecure about ourselves. So are all Christians gayhaters and bashers? Nope. Just the ignorant ones are the ones that seem to open their mouth the most, probably because they are insecure. Those people obviously missed what it means to be a Christian and try be Christ-like. Its sad that they end up making such a bad name for the rest of us.
…But dont go assuming that all Christians are the same. Thats sterotyping. Which then would make you a hypocrite as well. You're not perfect. Im not. Noone else alive on this Earth is. So just chill. And Perez, Im sure you get the point by now, the measurements of Noahs Ark are in the book of Genesis in the Bible. Hey, at least you learned something new. You're cool Perez. Be blessed bro!
there's one like that in orlando already…
Who cares, they already have one in Orlando, Florida that was built a few years ago