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"I Effed Lindsay In The Loo"

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Bobby Brown

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Who HASN'T fucked LezLo???? THAT is the real question!

Bobby Brown's son - Landon - revealed to the UK rag The Sun that he got intimate with Lindsay Lohan in a very interesting place.

He boasts: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close.

“She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together.

“I think she knew who I was when she first saw me.

“We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”

Damn…LezLo went there!

Guess she must've been really horny that night.

That little raging nympho!

[Image via WENN.]

183 comments to “"I Effed Lindsay In The Loo"”

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  1. 101

    Re: mimi
    Racism is classy. By the way, I'm white and I'm a total prude. What ethnicity are you…so I can slap a generalization on you shit-talking self.



  2. 102

    your*

  3. ray ra says – reply to this


    103

    loves the coal sausage

  4. ron an says – reply to this


    104

    TRASH____________TRASH________________TRASH______AND more TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND A WHOLE LOT OF SCUM AND A LITTLE BIT OF A UNPAID HO.

  5. roach says – reply to this


    105

    Re: Jake – fuk watching bro! She can rug munch samantha while I hit linds from behind!!

  6. James says – reply to this


    106

    Why the fucken interest in Lindsay anyway.. u Amercians gezzz.
    SHE"s UGLY.. skanky ho.. No talent

  7. Tinker says – reply to this


    107

    That sounds an awful lot like the 'Jason Mewes fucked Nicole Ritche' story that went around a few years ago… I don't buy it

  8. bitter says – reply to this


    108

    Oh, please! She's a lesbo according to you 24/7. And as if ANYONE much less L.LO knows who the fuck Landon Brown is. That is obviously the most selfserving b.s. a nepotite has put out yet. Seriously. Just lamer than lame…

  9. Maria says – reply to this


    109

    HAHA!! SHES A TOOOTALLL SLUT!!
    i remembered when she fucked like three guys in italy haha and then had some cigarretes and champagne from a bottle hahahaa shheesss soooo aaa hooornnn
    NOW SHE FUCKS THIS GUY ´´LONDON´´ ?
    get a lige linds !!!
    maria from uruguay

  10. Jesse says – reply to this


    110

    BULL SHIT
    He is a fucking liar who has resorted to this to get his name out there!!!!!Lindsey is no saint but does he really think she would do that with him? Who is he? LOL

  11. Morgan says – reply to this


    111

    that is so cute! Whatshisname Brown actually thinks someone recognized him! Does he not realize Lindsay was probably cracked out and didn't care who he was. we probably would have followed a door knob into the bathroom if she though she'd get lucky with it!

  12. xtc says – reply to this


    112

    she will f@@k anything with legs
    especially people in the media .

  13. Ill says – reply to this


    113

    Dina is going to be ALL over this one when she reads it, because you KNoowww she is an AVID Perez reader. Her trashy daughter (the older one anyway) is on here, so she has to read up on her favorite little fuck-up :)

  14. heee says – reply to this


    114

    i am sure there are many others she also
    " did" in the toilets .

    such a nice girl !

  15. Gustav says – reply to this


    115

    Strange… When Lindsay loves dicks?

  16. dianne says – reply to this


    116

    Does Perez edit posts?



  17. 117

    actually, this story is NOT TRUE!! SLUTHAN met him, but he wanted to talk to her, and she blew him off, until she found out who he was, then asked him if he had drugs..no lie!!!

  18. NICOLA says – reply to this


    118

    Re: Mike – CAUSE BLACK GUYS ACTUALLY HAVE DICKS LONGER THAN 3INCHES AND THEY KNOW HOW TO FUCK UNLIKE U ASSHOLES DONT U WONDER WHY THERE'S SO MANY MIXED KIDS IN THE WORLD

  19. Amber says – reply to this


    119

    You know Perez…..Im getting fed up of reading your shit. Im not a Lohan fan, and I didnt mind it when you and others are calling her Hohan….sure why not. But you, as a gay male, have NO respect for human beings, and that is a shame. You think its your personal vendetta against the world to 'out' people when they are not ready. What are you overcompensating for? And what right do you have to use derogatory terms for gay people? I guess you dont mind it when people call you fag, but you are just propagating hate in the world by your continual use of derogatory and hateful words about gays and lesbians. And then you have the audacity to post comments about standing up for gay rights? Sure, well pick a point, either continue spreading hate like calling people fags and lezzies and then stop pretending to be about gay rights, or learn to love yourself. You disgust me.

  20. MrsRhy says – reply to this


    120

    Mimi, Mimi, Mimi…jealousy is not becoming of you honey….Has it been awhile since you've had any? I was speaking to #10 dumbshit, not you…go find yourself a nice brother & relieve that stress baby….it's true what they say about the black man….oh so yummy

  21. Amanda says – reply to this


    121

    Why does anyone want it to be known that they had sex with Lindsay?
    and does anyone else just totally not care at all?

  22. cady says – reply to this


    122

    i think he made it up, even if he didn't, lindsay's hot, so she should have all the sex she wants, and (obviously?) she has, so good for her :]



  23. 123

    Like father like son!



  24. 124

    Re: Amber – Wow!!! as A lesbian, I agree..Peerez has just become hatefl on most of his posts…



  25. 125

    Hey Dina- You and your daughter ought to update the tired dyed yellow banana curls hair-do that you're both sporting. So 80's, disco, "i'm from the guyland" look. And you're WAY too old for it anyway. As for this story: although your pathetic has-been of a daughter is capable of bathroom stall screwing, I doubt this is true. Because if there ever was a fuck-up with two worse parents than your kids have, it's that Brown kid. So he's prolly craving attention so bad that he thinks making up a story like this makes him something. As if ANYONE would recognize that loser.



  26. 126

    Re: MrsRyh – Yeah sure #92, all black men love and respect women and always pay all their child support and try to keep their families intact right? What drugs do you take? Or are you just mentally retarded?

  27. Kate says – reply to this


    127

    I wouldn't be surprised if it were true.

  28. MrsRhy says – reply to this


    128

    #126….Let me answer all of your questions, I never said ALL black men learn how to read, I know ALOT more white guys that DONT pay child support then black men but again, I NEVER SAID ALL…I smoke pot once and awhile and no I'm not retarded…just disgusted by people that can't read

  29. eh says – reply to this


    129

    I'm sure she did. I could care less about color. She's juzzz a trampoid! LezLo..LMAO! Love it!!

  30. fish says – reply to this


    130

    paulatina nice boobs.

    lindsay=AIDS

    hahaha



  31. 131

    Landon Brown is is a disgusting fuckin dirtball who can't sing. Have you seen the fuck-job on Rock the Cradle he's obviously trying to get his name in the media. Surprise he succeeded! He's a nasty liar and yeah Lindsay may fuck up from time to time but i don't think she'd sink as low as to fuck around with that mope. He looks like the inside of Dina Lohan's asshole!!!!

  32. AGAIN. says – reply to this


    132

    How romantic–NOT!

  33. PHUNY says – reply to this


    133

    Re: Morgan – LMFAO, I can see Lilo's coked out ass trying to fuck the door knob–visualize it–hilarious!

  34. N E 1? says – reply to this


    134

    It would be more interesting to find one person, male and now female, who hasn't fucked Lindsay Lohan by now

  35. asses says – reply to this


    135

    I believe it!
    he's Bobby Brown's son which means his genetic makeup is probably about 40% pure crack…
    I'm sure THAT is the only reason she knew who he was.
    I bet his jizz probably numbed her gums for her next rail of coke.

  36. Hyde says – reply to this


    136

    People believe this shit? And why call her LEZ Lo-so what if she's a lesbian? Is there something wrong with being gay? (I don't get Perez's homophobia. Stunned by it, actually.)

  37. Danika says – reply to this


    137

    Lindsay has a track record of getting her snapper boned in bathrooms. Remember the married man that she had sex with in a bathroom when she was in rehab in Utah? …and when his ultra rich wife found out about it…she naturally divorced the idiot.
    Lindsay is nothing but a slut. SaMANtha Ronson had better take a course of antibiotics if she's been going down on that overused manhole.

  38. Lexie says – reply to this


    138

    Re: Morgan – LMAO

  39. lmao says – reply to this


    139

    No one knows who he is. If he did it to a stranger in the bathroom that makes him a slut. Why would he announce to the world that he's a slut? He's no better than what he is trying to say about her and it's probably not even true. He made this up. :)

  40. Daria says – reply to this


    140

    How disturbing!!! The girl needs help too! Just like Britney. At very least a good psychologist!



  41. 141

    To Mrs Rhy: 1.Black men can/can't read ????? Where'd that come from. Of course some black men can read! And there are prob a few who can't, so what? 2. You smoke pot "once AND awhile" do you? 3. You ought to be more disgusted by the "alot" of people you know who don't pay their child support. 4. Yes, you answered one of my questions, you, in my opinion, are most probably, retarded.



  42. 142

    That would be to Mrs Rhy #128 and # 92

  43. ... says – reply to this


    143

    Ummm.. I think Bobby brown is just making up that . So he can go and suck a cow.

  44. Andy says – reply to this


    144

    bÉtch!

  45. MrsRhy says – reply to this


    145

    nancycampbellslut…are you seriously THAT stupid??? I forgot the comma & you couldn't figure out the sentence? I said I never said ALL black men COMMA and I was asking if you were the one who couldn't read….does everything in life have to be explained to you like this? Go back to school…re read the post and get a clue before you post such stupid shit…idiot

  46. Avery says – reply to this


    146

    Drugs and alcohol can make people do sketchy things. Landon's a jackass and a coward for telling the media. I guess class doesn't fall from the tree.

  47. fuckhe says – reply to this


    147

    Who HASN'T fucked LezLo????
    I haven't. Shit. ;(

  48. lucky says – reply to this


    148

    I feel bad that people have nothing better to do than slander this girls name, she's human, she's made mistakes, lets all give her a chance to redeem herself. And enough with calling her Lezlo, its homopobic perez, its not like she's denying it, she's just not saying yes either, shame on you! Witcha fat ass

  49. PEACE says – reply to this


    149

    As a Canadian I don't get the whole black/white pettiness thing. If you have that much of a problem with people take it up with God…or your psychologist…or better yet your media. Anyone with half a brain and heart knows what you're arguing about ridiculous. Can we all just get along?

  50. love_t says – reply to this


    150

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  51. Amber says – reply to this


    151

    you do realize that this could be a rumor.

    newspapers and shit and reporters make her sound worse than she is.

    i love her*

  52. Sis says – reply to this


    152

    Oh Yea He's black, he be da playa, all da shorties wants his action.. LOL the guy is known in Hollywood for having less than 3 inches and prefering boys to girls ..

  53. ak says – reply to this


    153

    just googled landon. very hot guy- perez i'm disappointed in you- you usually appreciate the lovely.
    as for her impulse- give her a break. she's young, pretty and so she doesn't make great choices sometimes- pretty normal for us imperfect addicts.
    we're not as bad as people think

  54. hizz says – reply to this


    154

    “I think she knew who I was when she first saw me."

    hahhahaha does anybody know who this loser is?

  55. kayla says – reply to this


    155

    love her hair in this pic

  56. Joanna says – reply to this


    156

    Please… who cares, he could be lying…if not, then who hasn't had those booze and snowy fueled nights? lol



  57. 157

    Mrs Rhy, You " know alot more black guys THEN white guys who don't pay child support"? It's called English grammar and it's generally taught in about the third grade.

  58. Kaelah says – reply to this


    158

    isnt this like the 5th guy publicly talking about his sexual adventures with Lindsey Lohan?



  59. 159

    Perez- What's up with the censoring of posts?

  60. hehe says – reply to this


    160

    stupid tramp hahahha

  61. whatev says – reply to this


    161

    Men lie so much about sex with women and people always want to believe the worst. Maybe she did it maybe she didn't. If she wants to explore her sexuality who cares? She's not molesting children so whose business is it?



  62. 162

    #92 and #128 from MrsRhy: whether or not you see your remark as ignorant, I can assure you, IT IS! I notice a general trend coming from ignorant remarks… they all have incomprehensible spelling and grammer. Even with a comma, your comment is undecipherable. So before you start shooting flaming arrows about grammar and punctuation, you should go back to school and learn about it yourself. You obviously didn't pay attention in school. One more thing about your predilection towards black men… I doubt many here care whether you like white men or not, but speaking as a white man, I find your comments utterly ignorant. Making generalizations like that only paints a clearer picture about you: either you are a nasty fat pig who can't get a white man, or you are so non-discerning that men of color (who have an understandable affinity for women of opposing skin color) are the only ones you can convince to sleep with you. Don't blame white men for your lack of attractiveness and your gross ineptness. And this is not an affront to black people, as I detest racism in all forms, including that being spewed by MrsRhy, the human pork rind.

  63. Oh wai says – reply to this


    163

    It cracks me up how white men think everyone wants them. SO not true. :)

  64. Lord c says – reply to this


    164

    Yeah i'd give her the alien cock as well.

  65. Vi says – reply to this


    165

    You know your a ho when you skank it up in a bathroom the dirtiest of all places! GROSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

  66. cutie says – reply to this


    166

    he aint making it up that whore is a slut and you know it.. she wants to see if the myth is true like all those white whores do! its true why would he pick that slut to talk about> please!!!

  67. cuite says – reply to this


    167

    you white 3 inch fucks will never learn .. you even have your white women on here telling you black men fuck better.. dumb trolls… plus 83% of mixed kids have a white mother and 17 % of mixed kids have a black mother and white father… so dumb whores that ought to tell you yuor white women are effing black men and loving it.. and black men love their mothers.. so dont believe that crap at least they aint talking about killing them like eminnem does!



  68. 168

    OMG! This post really brought out some of the troglodytes. Are you people for real? Black men love their mothers; now there's a revelation. White men have 3 inch dicks; lot of time consuming research went into that scientific factoid. White women who screw brothers are obese and undereducated; see Barbara Walters. Eminem (white guy, but sings black) is disrespectful to his mother…….you know what that proves? That Eminem is disrespectful of his mother. Period.

  69. Elizab says – reply to this


    169

    **White women who screw brothers are obese and undereducated**

    If this isn't THEE most ignorant comment I have ever heard…I honestly don't know what is.



  70. 170

    Elizab- Hope you got it that I was referring to previous posts.



  71. 171

    This doesn't really surprise me!!!!! I'm pretty sure we all knew that she was a a slut in the first place. Maybe rehab didn't work, and it was just the drugs fucking with her head!!!! DOUBT IT THOUGH!!!!!

  72. shep says – reply to this


    172

    No, # 168 your wrong. Evry time I see a white girl with a black dude it is a fat chick from a broken home. And he'll be boning somebody else next week if there's another white girl whos father abused her whos desperate enough to settle for a "brother". But maybe the fat skank is having the last laugh since I guess from reading the post from Mrs Rhy that she's getting a good 10 inches! Gotta say though Mrs Rhy, I got more than 3 inches baby, and my girlfriend ain't a heffer.

  73. thetru says – reply to this


    173

    i'm not suprised, white girls are very loose you know!

  74. wiggie says – reply to this


    174

    Are the crazy losers up tonight? You ppl live in Texas in that cult or what? You never seen a white guy with a big dick? Ya never met a black guy that stealing from his mother? You never saw Heidi Klum married to Seal? Get real peoples! It takes all kinds is the deal. Now for Lezlo…….she's easy, but I don't believe Bobby Brown's cracked out illegitimate son on this one.

  75. alison says – reply to this


    175

    she was probably rollin

  76. inside says – reply to this


    176

    real source is National Enquirer not The Sun
    her rep kill the story on May 10 a month before its even print on National Enquirer.That's why People and Us magazine already dump this story.

    "Lindsay's rep is already shooting down an upcoming tabloid report that says Lohan had a fling two years ago with Bobby Brown's son, Landon Brown. "They might as well print I had an affair with him, too," the rep said. "They'll print anything."

  77. cutie says – reply to this


    177

    nancy campbell soup HOE! yeah Beyotch everything i said is true you stupid hoe.. and 3 inches is all you get hoe!! 83% of mixed kids hoe and as far as im concerned you white long nose colorless hoes can stay with your own.. we love our color and our assets,, we dont need no flat butts and long noses and no lice and wet raw chicken skin.. and yeah i love what i wrote .. i see you are all on it beyotch dont ef with my race stay away we can multiply by ourselves;;; keep your anals away!

  78. cutie says – reply to this


    178

    I believe the hell out of the story.. that hoe probably sucked his thing or he effed her in her stank a hole… nasty dirty hoe… yeah the fat white hoes go for black men but the skinny gold diggers go for the rich nba players and football players!! taye diggs ole hoe wife aint skinny, neither is sidney portiers wife or cuba gooding but hey i wish all the white hoes fat or skinny would stay with your pencil point white boys!

  79. dinalo says – reply to this


    179

    Lol you're just trying to get on the show.

  80. Hateyo says – reply to this


    180

    I'm team Lindsay bitch!!! Show a little respect!!!

  81. heath says – reply to this


    181

    HAHAHAHA LezLo is a TOILET TRAMP!

  82. mamaci says – reply to this


    182

    I'm no Lindsay fan, but Bobby Brown's son? Come on, who would want to do him. My garbageman's son would have more appeal. He must be smoking crack with his dad.



  83. 183

    nymphomania..nothing wrong with that right?

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