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"Broke Lindsay Lohan's Z-list misery"
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Broke Lindsay Lohan's Z-list misery
Lindsay’s career is on the rocks and friends say they’re concerned
Since Lindsay Lohan was spotted kissing Mark Ronson’s openly gay sister Samantha in Cannes a couple of weeks ago, the rumour mill’s gone into overdrive with gossip that the star’s on the verge of coming out.
Even her estranged father Michael said of the rumours: ‘It’s evident to anyone with half a brain.’
However, some sceptics are suggesting that Lindsay could simply be using this relationship as a publicity stunt to boost her flagging career and make money by selling her story to a magazine.
The truth is that Lindsay, 21, is in such a financial mess that she’s been forced to sell her two homes, which could be why she moved in with Samantha.
Having blown her fortune on hard partying, she resorted to begging for sponsors for her own 22nd birthday celebration in July, launching a website to raise funds, but her management advised her to cancel the event.
It’s a far cry from the Lindsay of two years ago, leader of the pack of young Hollywood talent. But now offers have stopped flooding in and she’s been reduced to accepting a bit part in an episode of US sitcom Ugly Betty – which actually saw a slump in viewing figures, despite being the season finale.
Lindsay’s ‘good girl’ image was tarnished when she confessed to drink and drug problems last January. Add an arrest for drink-driving and possession of cocaine, two spells in rehab and the humiliation of a leaked sex tape featuring Calum Best and it’s hardly surprising that her reputation’s taken a hit.
Even the paparazzi aren’t making much money from her any more. Jessica Townsend of photo agency Splash News says: ‘We still follow her, but there isn’t the interest there was when she had the electronic tag on her ankle after her drink-driving conviction.’




So can we officially say she's done?
can't believe she has spent all her dough, she still out shopping a lot. Funny how she is into Sam now she has hit hard times. I think they both use each other, Sam gets gigs coz they think she will bring her "celeb" friends along.
Well I still believe that she is an awesome girl and that she's smart and wants to get back out there and make that money. I don't believe she is gay though, I mean why now after all these years we would have seen it coming and she was just in a photo all over Paris Hiltons boy toy did people not see that. Anyway people need to leave her and Amy Winehouse alone, maybe by giving them all this press were only making it worse on them.
all this bitch needs is a good dose of my cock. swallowing my nut would cure what ails her.
wow
GOOD…this is what you get for being such a bad, bad little girl…
she brought her problems on herself.
first!
She looks good, no denying that. Her solution is so simple, it would reverse all of her bad fortune she is experiencing now. We can make it baby!
i dont get it, i mean two years ago she had ev-er-y-thing!! now shes a hasbeen/ lesbian/ sellout. wtf
stupid bitch.
The girl was destined to crash and burn. With 2 immature, superficial, goofs as parents, how can she be emotionally equipped to handle a life of noteriety? Without any guidance at all, she lives on her own - in hotels and parties with other screwed-up young "stars". She can't take care of herself and a career and she sure can't leave it up to the parents. It's sad, really.
Omg….I remember her from when she played in that movie acting as a twin to herself, those were the good days for her. People think Hollywood is the best place ever, but I am here to tell you it can break you or make you. As you can see in this real life scenario it can break you in many ways. I pray for her seriously!
where's orange oprah to the rescue? Hope little Ali Lohan doesn't follow in these footsteps like she says she wants to lol
What does "first" mean?
Imagine Lindsay Lohan was z-list…i'm more interested in her life than any high school music star, and they're considered A-listers…
There's a difference between being ostracized and z-listed.
What do you mean her leggins line is gonna f'in blow up!!!!!….lmao
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You know, I don't feel sorry for her. She had the opportunity of a lifetime and she wasted it. She did it to herself.
Everybody is coming down on her "relationship" with Samanthe. Think back to what she looked like before Samantha & how she looks now. Obviously something was missing in her life that she has now found. Good for he. With all the queers & lesbos in Hollywood why should she be black-balled for improving herself no matter how she did it
I would give her a $70k gift for the sex.
she doesnt deserve 1 second of anyone's attention
BROKE ASS FIRECROTCH, HAHAHA
she ruins the movie experience for me, everytime i see her in amovie i think of that chick that gets drunk and is too hangover to shop up for the actual movie, shes a zeron in my book
woo! hoo! no more lindsay, but something tells me unfortunately she IS gonna have some kind of come back(sad face) oh well!
LiLo is a dumb bitch who thinks she's hot stuff.. and she thinks she can get whatever she wants with her burnt freckled ass. I'm so sick of hearing about this stupid bitch.. she has no talent whatsoever!! When I see her ugly face, I think "PIECE OF TRASH.. WHO WILL SUCK DICK FOR SOME BLOW." And what are you talking about.. has been? More like.. never been.
She's the female Corey Haim!
There was never a sex tape. It was a blurry pic of some other girl.
Lohan is a lesson to all the kiddies who think it's cool to snort coke and guzzle alcohol every night of the week. Once you realize you've ruined your life, it's too late to turn back.
This can happen to you.
I still wish her the best! Let's hope she can get her career back on track..
Go on back to Long Island, Lindsay.
This article is bullshit!!! The only reason I watched Ugly Betty season finale was because of LaLohan…. She has gotten her act together and is ready for her closeup bitches… She is A-list the only Z-lister is the cunt that wrote that article. Lindsay has tons of money and she only did Ugly Betty b/c thats the hot thing to do now, look at Britney she did How I Met you Mother, and now Nicole Richie is doing Gossip Girl… Her new single Bossy is amazing and Im sure her new movie Labor Pains will be a big hit, she is such a talented actress, partying has nothing to do with acting thats her proffesion and her personal life is seperate.. Fuck all you haters your just jealous!!! Team Linndsay
Re: evan –
Okay, first of all, if you don't like Perez then why are you on his site? You're only boosting his ego more.
:D
Second of all, if she would just get back to working and out of the clubs, she'd get back to the way she was. She's a good actress, but she has to lay off the party-ing and the drugs. So, please. Lindsay, if you are reading this, stay out of the limelight, stay away from the drugs, the booze, and the girls/guys that you hang out with, and please get back to work!
Re: Mae – Fuck you Lindsay is a gem in hollywood… She is anamazing actress/singer and has gotten her act together, the reason why she isnt in the news as much is b/c she isnt partying or drinking or acting out… Same with Britney she is getting better so what can they write about now… Your just a bitter cunt who sits on her fatass all day wishing you could be Lindsay!! Team Lohan.. By the way her new movie Labor Pains is gonna be a big hit
Hi, I'm Linsay Lohan
I will suck dick (or eat puss pie) for a gram of blow. I will eat assholes while fingering my firecrotch. Please fuck me. I'm Jonesin', man.
Love,
Firecrotch
please find someone new to put all ur shit on.. its not fun anymore.. make n create them 2 later break them rightl.. its sooo tight.. PATHETIC!! It no wrong with her, how far will the the media go before they finally get it.. n the world r simply to manipulated 2 even understand what going on.. Please get a blooody grip!
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I'll be honest. I'm a fan of Lindsey Lohen's movies. I think she just took a wrong turn somewhere and needs to get back on the right path.
OMG THE CUTEST FUCKING CHLOE SUNGLASSES EVERRRRRRRRRRRR
At least she had her 15 minutes of fame,,,,,,,, stupid girl!!
She really did it she became Neeley O'Hara !
i think you are such a hypocrite
i worshi[ lindsay lohan seriously she is complete perfection and everyone is just jealous 1st off theres no way that lindsay is broke shes had over a million movies magazines and cds so thats a li 2nd off she probably dosent care if people are takung photos of her and 3rd she us happy and un love and if the whole sam thing was just a publicity stunt then why wouldnt she sell her story to ok magazine?????
i love lindsay, fuck off haters
It just goes to show… Cocaine is a hellava drug…
I like how I can come to this site and get some up to date info…but man, SPELL CHECK!