Idiocy Runs in the Family
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Jessica Alba
Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba'ss daddy, Mark, chatted with Latina magazine about the birth of little Dulce Santa Maria de Arrepentida Honor Marie Warren.
According to the mag Grandad Alba said, "I was really choked up. I never thought that I would cry so much. The fact that this little girl came out of my daughter's stomach, it blows my mind." He also added that he wasn't nearly as emotional when Jessica's brother Josh Alba's first child was born. "Somehow, this was different," he said.
Is it different cause Jessica gets more press than Josh?
That's effed up!
Parenting 101…you may favor one kid over another but don't admit to it — especially to the national media!
We see a feud between bro Josh's and Don't Call Me Latina's kids a-brewing!
[Image via WENN.]
for want of a better cruder name. o.k.
but a daughter actually gives birth
a son just sticks it to the wife/ girlfriend.
Having a daughter give birth is much more powerful. When a son's wife gives birth you can't be for sure that the baby has your blood (bitches cheat!), but when your daughter gives birth—there's no denying that.
Anyway, I hate this Alba bitch. She got so fugly when she got pregnant. Ew.
Re: DUMAS –
Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black to me. Appropriate nick BTW.
And yes Perez, stop spreading hate. Has your failed product line made you this miserable? Or cost you so much money you have to revert to printing lies on the internets?
You jumped the shark episodes again Mario. Your 15 minutes are slowly fading away.
I've never seen so many people getting annoyed by your "I AM SO TOLERANT BUT I HATE YOU!111" attitude.
Practice what you preach or STFU and stop being a hypocrite for once in your life.
Get a life Perez, and get over it. Leave the poor mom alone, all you do is attack lately. Just give us the gossip and leave your ugly comments out of it.
Re: sgw55 This site was better when Perez had actual real 'scoops' and didn't just have to make stuff up. –
Agreed, and Mario is hardly an insider. He's an outsider looking into a window of a store that sometimes feels sorry for him and lets him pretend for a few minutes, then they shoo him out.
With a shoehorn of course. And a tub of Crisco.
And WTF is with your site? Who put this gayer than gay avatar in my prefs?
I didn't.
…..
Her dad obviously needs a basic anatomy lesson. Babies don't come from the stomach, abuelo.
Perez, you are truly the best. I Love the name you gave the baby and crossed out. Dominican in the house!!! whoa
as everybody else has said, its because his jessica's baby actually came out of her womb. josh's baby came out of some other woman's womb. josh's job was done 9 months before the baby was born.
There is a difference. My mother felt much more comfortable when I was giving birth than with my sister-in-law. Because she wasn't my sister in law's mom, she felt a little more on the outside. This is very typical.
I LOVE THAT THE BABY CAME OUT OF HER STOMACH INSTEAD OF HER COOCH.
CELEBS AND THEIR C-SECTIONS…
…. you are misreading this situation, perez.
it IS different. his daughter carried a human being inside of her body and pushed a human being out.. the son just impregnated a gal.
how much effort does it take to shoot some sperm into a chick?
Well I guess you can't expect much from the idiot who made sure she never spoke Spanish because he didn't want to seem "inferior" to whites. His son probably married a Latina and that's why the father wasn't emotional about it.
you are so stupid Perez. It was different because Jessica had the baby, his son can't physically give birth so yeah it's a little different and has nothing to do with playing favorites. I still like getting "news" here, but wow you're comments are really starting to irk me. Your head is so far up your ass now that I wouldn't expect you to make an honest assertion about anything at this point
Gosh, Perez, way to go on being all hostile. Maybe he just meant that it means more as Jessica was his "little girl". Most dads usually feel more protective of their daughters than their sons… You don't have to be all negative, Perez. But I guess you can't help it. We see someone a-going to hell!
DUDE! Josh and Nikki are rad! Just because they are not as famous as Jessica doesn't mean you should say that. I would be so pissed if I were Nikki…
i think you blew this wayyyy wayyyy wayyyy out of context.
it IS different to experience your own daughter giving birth than your daughter-in-law, perez…….duh.
It's because she actually gave birth to the child. Obviously you're going to feel different watching your own daughter give birth then you would your daughter-in-law.
It's a daughter thing~
It doesn't matter if you people think he was right in saying that because this time it was his own daughter giving birth. As a father, it was still a really STUPID thing to say.
It is understandable since you know that its your real grandchild since it is coming out of your daughter and the fact that it is your daughter who fathers seem to have more attachment to them.
Someone should inform this man that babies don't come from women's stomachs. Idiot.
I agree with all the others, noting it is different when your daughter has a baby. But I am surprised that he didn't mention the fact that his grandchild is mixed with Black and Mexican. That must kill him. Isn't he the one who started all that B.S.?
hey idiot, it's because his daughter was GIVING BIRTH. Last I checked, men don't give birth; at least biological males do not.
this is exactly the kind of miscontrued drivel one would expect from an emotionally stunted gay man with spectacularly low self-esteem.
While it is likely just sexism at work here, that should still infuriate us. Go P!
You're the idiot, Perez. It IS different when it's your daughter giving birth versus your daughter in law. Grow a brain!
I don't believe it is favoring at all. Like others have mentioned it's a lot more meaningful when your own flesh and blood is the one giving birth than say your son's wife giving birth. I have two children (and plan to have more) and my father loves my little girls to death, he was at both delivery's and has always spoiled them. My older brother and only sibling is getting married in less than a month and his fiancee might already be pregnant and my father has already expressed that he wont be attached to those grandkids. That it is different. That his son is not the one bearing the children. Also the term "daddys little girl" comes to mind. Every father who has played a key role in his daughters up bringing will always be attached to her and her own family. Just like my husband. He is so attached to his little girls and he's already started planning their lives out for them. My point being…fathers and daughters have a stronger bond than fathers and sons so it is only natural that a father feel more attached to his daughters children…
HER DAUGHTERS NAME IS HONORIA MARIA CONSUELOS ESPERANZA WARREN ALBA………HELLO! SHE NEEDS TO KEEP IT REAL UP IN HEERRRREE! LOL
Perez, you're an idiot. He's stating a fact. His daughter, Jessica, was the one giving birth.
HELLO…Maternal grandparents are always closer to the grandkids. I mean come on…
Or, Perez….
There's clearly a big difference between the role of a mother and the role of a father when it comes to childbirth. Obviously, short of some miraculous work with a scalpel, Josh couldn't pop out a kid…and something tells me there's a difference between the relationship of a father to a daughter in law, not to mention the age-old relationship between a father and a daughter. Not everyone is so desperate for publicity! :]
It is a bigger deal when your baby actually has the baby. It is …it just is.
he's not an idiot. when your daughter has a child it's a lot different than when a son does.
Re: jessi – you are jealous because your fat and gross,,,bitch
Idiocy is Perez's middle name!! You are soooooo LAME Perez!!
For one thing, Jessica gave BIRTH to her baby, it grew in her womb. Her brother didn't grow his baby in his womb!! LOL Secondly, a daughter and her father always have a special connection… besides, to see your own daughter give birth compared to seeing some girl that married your son give birth… not quite the same. Doesn't have anything to do with loving one child over the other… just human nature. Which you are not human Perez.
You have really been getting ridiculous lately making up lies and not realizing what people really mean when they talk or make statements.
It's different because Jessica is Daddy's Little Girl. Father's are always more emotional when it comes to their girls. Any parent, or hopeful parent knows that. Come on Perez, don't take it out on him just because you don't understand.
perez ur homosexual ass dont understand shyt…a father who has a son would of course be less emotional cuz its a boy…but when a father has a baby girl and she has a baby girl of course he'll get choked up…ever heard of a daddy's girl…and im sick of ur racists ass comments about her…dont call her latina…because shes not… she like mexican columbian and white…i dont know fo real…thatll be like callin a chinamen korean…thats not their nationality…so dont call em by that dumbass…
She's just gotta disappear before I shit a brick, already.
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Re: MegC –
Ahahahahaha. Awesome. Yeah… get a clue, grandpa.
And people, like Perez needs a lecture about WHY Granddaddy Alba said that. I think he gets it. Sure, it's different because it's his daughter… but it's STILL and asinine thing to say to the media! My bro would be pretty upset, and rightly so, if my mom or dad said publicly (or even privately, honestly) that the birth of my kids meant more to them than the birth of his beautiful daughter. THAT IS SUCH A LAME THING TO SAY!!!!!!!!
Also, if you don't like Perez's posts knocking on J.A… then don't read them and certainly don't comment on them. If the guy wasn't so awesome and actually cared what people thought… he'd never be as popular (and hilarious!) as he is.
VIVA LA PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!
you're an idiot perez. my parents said the same thing - it's an extraordinary thing to see your "little girl" having a little girl. grow up and leave jessica alone.
i have lost respect for her! what's so wrong with being a latina??
The baby came out of her stomach? WOW….did she puke it out or crap it out?
Enquiring minds want to know!!!!
I didn't even know she had a brother! LOL! Guess Jessica really IS the favorite child…
Those who can't write, blog on the internet. Remember that people.
Hey Perez, I love you, but you're kinda ignorant. That comment made NO SENSE and you were just reaching for something to say negative about Alba. I love how all your "fans" say the same thing…but I seriously wonder if you even read these comments. Probably not cause heaven forbid someone corrects you. Face it, you were wrong so own up to it and be a semi-decent human being for once.
it's different for a parent, especially a father, to see their little girl push out a baby. with the brother, there was his wife, no blood ties to the father, who gave birth. your little girl vs. law-binding daughter-in-law? not even close emotionally…..i love you perez, but why do you have to always twist things?
I know we want to think bad but being a mother of 2 I think it's more emotional when your daughter has a baby because it's coming from her, as for a son if your son has a daughter it's not as emotional because it's coming from some other woman. Does that make sense?
God, you must be the biggest idiot on the planet! It was different because unlike his son, Jessica PHYSICALLY carried and gave birth to the child. Of course that is going to feel different. You really are a moron! Why can't you just give us the gossip without all this stupid immature crap!!!!!!!! Ridiculous. I've had it.
it was probably more emotional for him because that is his little girl !
when it comes to jessica alba you are always a blithering fool. of course it's different, his son didn't have a human being come out from his cervex.
perez, get a new enemy. your case on alba is so weak and ridiculous.
WHAT THA FUCK you stupid guy will never understand what is be happy about someone else, or untherstand the beauty of being alive, JesSsica is so beautiful!! and so who is around her
me thinks thou doth envy the alba,s.jealousy thy name is perez!
PEE. is that the best you can think of?? come on man. its pretty obvious he meant it was special because the baby came from his own daughter not his daughter in law. whats with all these jessica hating? mmmmmmmmmmm you hate JESSICAS.. and i think i know why. that was not hard to figure out.
I don't care about Jessica Alba. But her dad probably meant that he was more emotional because it was his daughter carrying his grandbaby than his daughter-in-law. Maybe. I don't know.
What is idiocy is that he said that the baby came out of stomach. Give Daddy a lesson on the female reproductive system! But honestly it IS different when your daughter gives birth than when you daughter in law gives birth. I was there when my daughter gave birth and I am sure that i will not be invited when my daughter in law gives birth…her mom will be there. it's just different when it's your daughter.
It's always different when it's the daughter. The happiness is the same but the emotions are stronger when your own child is giving birth to your grandson/daughter. I'm sure my dad would get more emotional with my child's birth than my brother's child's birth.
Hmm in his defence.. the fact that the first time it was his son that had a baby and his son was obviously not giving birth… so maybe the fact that his daughter was giving birth was the emotional part.
While I may not like Jessica Alba, it has to be different to see your daughter give birth as opposed to your son's wife. Both kids are loved equally, including grandkids, but to see someone you knew from the moment they were born give birth themselves has to be pretty emotional.
JESSICA ALBA IS NOT FULLY LATINA. SHe's only half which means she's as white as she is latina. If she doesn't consider herself hispanic, that's ok. If she doesn't consider herself white, that's ok too. I'm 1/4 japanese, 1/4 caucasian and 2/4 spanish/native peruvian and I don't consider myself asian or caucasian or native. I consider myself hispanic. It's not just the race but the culture where i grew up. She grew up more american than hispanic, get over it.
the child of my daughter is my blood for sure, the child of my son…not so sure
no, asshat. a father has a different bond with his daughter. you're a shitforbrains if you think it was because of the amount of fame.
you're wrong. admit it.
No, it's because one is his son and the other is his daughter. But you knew that already, and so did all of your readers with half a brain. You should stop writing down to your audience, perez… You'll do better in the long run.
It's because the baby came out of Jessica's (his daughter) stomach. The other baby never came out of his son's stomach. That's why there's a different connection. You should know that!
The baby came out of her stomach. I saw that in the movie Alien once. No wonder the guy was crying.
There is nothing wrong with his saying that Perez. The dynamics are different when your daughter has a child. She is actually giving birth to this baby. YOUR baby is having a baby. When it is a son, his wife, someone elses daughter is giving birth. A daughter is a daughter forever. A son is a son until he takes a wife.
NO PEREZ NOT because whatever the reason you think it is, but because it REALLY IS different when your son has a baby, delievered by your daughter-in-law which is not your own child going thru labor, and when your daughter has a baby, you feel your own child's labor pain and etc and you feel closer to that grandchild and your daughter as well.
Don't be so ignorant, stop making things up and focus on the news.
Sucks to see that you think you are becoming one of them celebrities, wearing make-up, plucking your eyebrow and being PHOTOSHOPPED.
yeah perez — it is totally different when the baby comes out of your son's wife –
sorry, it just is.
Perez, YOU are the blabbering idiot. For someone who graduated from NYU, you certainly are STUPID (not to mention FUCKING UGLY, too.)
He just meant that it felt different for him because the baby came from his OWN child. Too much gossip and bitterness has obviously dumbed you up. But what the hell — we wouldn't expect you to understand any of this because you're alone and miserable. Get a life, man.
yes, like your parents may feel a closer bond ( at first ) to your sister's children than to yours — we all hear that you want to be like Jolie — go for it! it is the best thing ever — but the birth thing, well it isn't about favorites it is just primal.
be nice to Perez, he just started working out for the first time ( right? ) he is totally not ready to have kids or run a marathon ( same thing…) .
Perez the fact is YOU'RE A MAN ( woman wanna be) Too bad you're father will never have that kind of bond with you. Gay men, no matter how hard they try - will never know what's its like to be women.
I'm sure he meant it because it's ACTUALLY his kid that's having the baby… not an in-law. Duh.
maybe its his daughter? and his son isnt the one who's giving birth?
Jessica Alba played the bully in the Secret World of Alex Mack.
of course he was more emotional and not its not because of her fame that was his baby girl physically having a baby girl the son didnt do anything but supply sperm his daughter carried that baby and then gave birth to it
You're still hating on Jessica Alba I see. Give her a break Fat Ass. This is not even newsworthy.
Since when does a kid come out of your stomach?
noone cares about jessica alba boring boring boring
Oh come on, Perez. He never said he favored one child over the other. It's just totally different when your child is actually pregnant with a child of their own, and gives birth to it. It's different than having your son knock up some chick and seeing her have the baby. It's his little girl having a little girl of her own.
I hope my dad's more emotional about me having a baby than he is about my brother having one. After all, the woman carries it around for 9 months and goes through the labor & delivery, not the man!
Don't you ever think about these things before you blog Perez?
shes a puta for denying she latina…! what a cunt.!
No, it's different because this time it's actually his kid that's giving birth.
Jessica is his little girl - Dad's are always more emotional about their little girls.
ahhh i love how you talk about dont call me latina! im latina so i dont know this is awesome YOU ROCK PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish i could help you get every single dish of whats put on here!!!!!!!! much love
LMAO! Ahhh good laugh after a stressful day! Perez connecting with real people
I agree with all the posters who said that Jessica's father was trying to say that it was HIS daughter giving birth vs. his son's wife having a child… As a parent there really is a difference, when you consider all the things that could go wrong during childbirth!
It's a lot different watching your own daughter, who your wife, or at some point significant other carrier, grow with child and then actually give birth herself. When a son fathers a child, a father feels pride but when it's his daughter, it is truly mind-blowing..You wouldn't understand this lacking a vagina, or a daughter, I suspect
Actually, it may be because she is his daughter. It's always different with daughters. His son didn't give birth to the baby, the mother did.
Jessica Alba is a beautiful Latin/European beauty. Perez………..not so much
it's because she's his daughter you jack ass-
she gave birth…
like the 3rd poster said, it's a different situation…
if it between her and another sister… well that might be something you could cluck about… but it isn't-
and the Jessica hate from is so lame… and the latina crap is old news and over- i don't know why it's such an issue for "perez"…
what is also lame is how he use's "our" in the blog about himself… it's not cool-
unless perez isn't actually writing these blogs anymore (physically), and is drapped over a fainting sofa dictating to typist's…
which i really hope is what is happening…
your soo stupid Perez- desperately trying to find anything negative to say, he simply meant in Jessicsa case 'she' carried the baby, Josh just sperminated his woman, so it may be less emotional for him, get over it already!
How is that fucked up? His baby had a baby. The son didn't "have" the baby. It's a little more emotional because his daughter carried and gave birth to another beautiful life.
Re: cambe –
I COULD NOT agree more. Honestly Perez, are you losing your touch lately? Alba's father clearly was emotionally affected by seeing one of his own children give birth. Also, leave Alba alone - she had a reason for not feeling worthy of being called "Latina" - how about you try to respect it.
well has anyone bothered to notice more importantly the favoring one child over the other, he doesn't seem to know basic anatomy! Last time I checked babies do not come from "stomachs"
i just don't get it…what's your problem with jessica?
Christ. I don't even like Alba, but I'm sick of these posts.
Show a little fucking respect. I think your site is getting trashy.
Aye Perez…I am disapointed that you as a latin male do not know why Jessica's father was more emotional with this birth than that of her brothers?
As my Paternal Abuelita once said(in spanish) "The children of my daughters are my children too…but the children of my son's? Well they could be anyones!!!" Basically, my mother is a whore and I could very easily be anyones child!! I wonder why I don't speak to that old bag anymore?
her dad makes sence.
Leave her be already. She's happy. You, on the other hand, are a miserable famewhore. Be thankful you still get good tips for your blog so people keep reading.