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"Naked Man Rescued From Porta-Potty
Man Called 911 From The Toilet's Holding Tank; Rescue Workers Had To Cut Him Out"
Oh, the lols! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
Naked Man Rescued From Porta-Potty
Man Called 911 From The Toilet's Holding Tank; Rescue Workers Had To Cut Him Out
Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty.
Authorities say 31-year-old Shannon Hunter, of Lebanon, Pa., used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.
Police say Hunter had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.
Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, "I've been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I've ever had."
Police charged Hunter with public drunkenness and creating a health code violation, but they have no idea why he was in the toilet with his clothes off. They say he didn't suffer any serious injuries.
Oh I Feel Sorry For The Poor Fella =)
dude, it's old news and you report it now?
i disagree, renfamous, anything the fab perez puts on his blog is gold!
nasty
Renfamous: HEY JERK! If you dont like it, then skip it and dont read it! And if the target audience is 30 year old white fat women, then I guess you're one of them `cause your on this site too dumbasss!!
I live in lebanon….this happened right down the street from the bar I work at! its pretty f-ed up! We have some real winners here i just cant believe this is what it takes to hit the map! haha what a lush
thats very funny
is that guy going to be star jones' next husband?
For all the *haters* - last time I checked, this site is called "perezhilton.com." He can put WHATEVER the hell he wants on this site…and I'm pretty sure his audience isn't "fat white 30-something women who like to forward this shit to their bunco group…" is that what you are? that's not what I am or anyone else is that I know who checks out this site…quit wasting your time bashing this guy…him having this gossip site is a lot more than you will probably ever achieve in your life…props to you Perez on this funny NEWS story…much love!
No serious physical injuries - but the mental ones! This would be my worst nightmare. This guy is going to need some counseling!
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Lebanon Pa is my town.
Typical Leb-town hick.
I am never coming to this shitty, fucked off, spirit crushing, mind rotting site again. Mario, there aren't enough numbers to count what a fucked off, delusional, mean spirited, jealous, hateful, untalented, morally bankrupt cunt you are. I look forward to the day your career officially goes down in flames… but your Hot Topic clusterfuck was the beginning of the end. I hope that every thing you've ever said about anyone comes back on you harder than you can handle and that you never know what fame tastes like. You are truly worthless and you've made the world a much worse place with your presence. All of the charities you post about don't amount to a log of shit in the great sewer that is your karmic debt. I hope that one day you will get at least a glimpse of the damage you have caused by hurting people, making people more hateful and petty, and putting all of that toxic energy out in the world and that one day that people will see you for what you really are… a bitter, pretentious, sad, envious, desperate, NO TALENT hypocite and an utterly disgusting human being… may you get what you deserve in return. The 2 good things I DID see on this site were your complete humiliation at the failure of your "clothing line" and Lily Allen sticking up for herself and PWNING your sad ass. Thank you, Lily. Now Mario, go fuck yourself sideways you fucking jackal.
Re: Renfamous –
no way is his target audience only people like that.. im in highschool and almost everyone reads his blogs.. their hilarious and perez seems like hes one of the few people who aren't afraid to not be politically correct.. plus he just says what we're all too afraid to say!!
Now THAT'S what you can a (ass)hole-in-one!
Ooops! Call, not can.
He must smell really good now.
that is amziing wonderful …
now we know …
never drink and shit right after =]
Re: Titty – Hey "TITTY" I said I make alot of money. Never claimed to be important. But hell, if you would like I can hire you too to come massage my toes. My feet are soar from shopping all day.
AY FOOOOOO
LOL!
thats hilarious!!!!
What a dumb fuck. I have no sympathy for people who get drunk and do stupid things.