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Caption Me: The Beverly Hills Chicks

Filed under: Paris Hilton > Caption Me

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Natalie Maines and Paris Hilton pose for the cameras at a Lucky magazine party, Wednesday night n LA.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

255 comments to “Caption Me: The Beverly Hills Chicks”

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  1. Ugh says – reply to this


    101

    Standing next to Paris, Natalie looks short, fat and ugly. Oh wait..she is short, fat and ugly and a traitor. Leave the USA bitch.

  2. Kelsie says – reply to this


    102

    you guys are all pathetic. the united states is all about free speach but when you speak out its wrong. no one should have to keep quiet about how they feel just because it may be wrong, the dixie chicks deserve every inch of their success and Natalie shouldnt have to be worried about death threats because she spoke her mind, everyone does it everyday, and if they say something wrong it doesnt matter its only because natalies in the public eye that she sufferd, i love the dixie chicks and natalie and they should just keep on making great music, and great comments.!!

  3. Shallow Val says – reply to this


    103

    Why doesn't she get a nose job already? Stop posing you fucking poser. If she posed naturally and actually smiled like she had some gratitude for her life, she's would actually look semi-pretty.

  4. swimchik says – reply to this


    104

    shes not a traitor to the country! she just doesnt support bush and the u.s. entering iraq, and neither does like HALF the population last time i checked

  5. elínerna.. says – reply to this


    105

    i think after paris came back from jail
    she's looking way better, then before, i'm really
    proud of her. so pulled it off.. (:

  6. Emanuelle says – reply to this


    106

    Natalie rocks for sure

  7. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


    107

    Please let her keep her undies on.. unlike everyone else that Posin Paris has turned into flashers.

  8. Dr. Dick says – reply to this


    108

    Dumb and dumber.

  9. I. Washington says – reply to this


    109

    too much Taco Bell meet Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton meet too much Taco Bell

  10. SHAR says – reply to this


    110

    OMG PARIS IS SUCH A PHOTO HOE….SHE DOSNT CARE WHO SHE TAKES A PIC WITH AS LONG AS THEIR FAMOUS SHE'LL POSE WITH THEM!

  11. JET says – reply to this


    111

    #8 Baron Von Hugenstein said: "did natalie maines have her eyes done?"
    .
    No, the change in appearance to her eyes is a side effect from the weekly electroshock therapy the looney tune Natalie Maines has been receiving at the asylum throughout the Summer.
    .
    Reports are that these multiple electroshock treatments have had no effect, and she still is very crazy. Natalie was scheduled to have a lobotomy in France later this Fall, however since the Dixie Chicks had to cancel their entire concert tour because of the nationwide boycott against their CDs and concerts, resulting from their ongoing treasonous anti-American activities, Natalie now has a lot of free time on her hands so she may move up the schedule for her lobotomy.

  12. vanessa says – reply to this


    112

    looks like dixie shit

  13. Adriana says – reply to this


    113

    It's just a pic. She's not saying "I love Paris." Did you not read the description?? "pose for the camaras" Retard! Still love Natalie, let the whole President Dislike go people. The president is a loser. Just like allot of people we read about in Perez blog. Lot's of losers with allot of money.

  14. chinagirl1 says – reply to this


    114

    Who's she flipping off? Brit or Whorehan, they've all been doing it, mostly Brit, but NOOOO, none of you guys mention it, it has to be left up to the boozer to notice. team Amy Winehouse

  15. sween says – reply to this


    115

    who's got the wierder eye?

    paris is currently looking at the photographer and the soda machine!!

  16. Holden says – reply to this


    116

    Two idiots that look like dog shit.

  17. Lala says – reply to this


    117

    the look on natalie's face is priceless- she can barely muster a half-smile, she looks like she is in pain.

  18. theredsnapper says – reply to this


    118

    fatty and 1 eye'd mcgee.. lame .. i thought the hooker on the lright died in jail? more posh please..

  19. connie says – reply to this


    119

    umm i think that paris has an evil eye in this picture

  20. webms says – reply to this


    120

    #114 Jett - Too funny :) . The best comment I've seen yet and probably true!

  21. YumYum says – reply to this


    121

    Take a bite of her Natalie! She tastes like chicken!

  22. Jo Jo says – reply to this


    122

    I'm ashamed that Paris is standing beside of Natalie Maines.

  23. CrypticHill says – reply to this


    123

    Scary Spices

  24. Chixie Dicks says – reply to this


    124

    WTF???

  25. Tommy says – reply to this


    125

    Are you guys kidding with these comments against Natalie? The Dixie Chicks are highly talented and as it turns out, she may have been right about the war in Iraq.

  26. Lex says – reply to this


    126

    if she doesn't do something about that wonk eye soon i am going to have to tape her left eyelid to her face
    no-neck natalie should keep better company

  27. Criticalthinker says – reply to this


    127

    Radical Chicks Rule!

  28. lgt says – reply to this


    128

    wonky eye strikes again

  29. gabe says – reply to this


    129

    dumb and dumber 3

  30. papa bear says – reply to this


    130

    "uhhhh…me likes cheezburger and have dog friend for…durrrrr"

    www.sithomeandrot.com

  31. vogue says – reply to this


    131

    Natalie's face has much more symmetry and beauty to it than Paris' does. Oh, and she has a brain, talent, and is a free thinker. Paris, you trash, you don't deserve to kiss Natalie's feet after she has stepped in dog shit.

  32. Becca says – reply to this


    132

    natalie maines is amazing, paris hilton is not period.

    Natalie has talent, Paris does not period.

    Why are they posing together? becuase paris begged on her fucking knees. Natalie Maines thinks she might as well take a pic with her before Paris starts offering sex. Its just common sense people. I love natalie and whoever doesnt is a fuck whore period.

  33. Howard X Stern says – reply to this


    133

    Eww. What happened to Natalie?

  34. Morgan says – reply to this


    134

    Siamese Debutants

  35. B-rad says – reply to this


    135

    Beauty and the Beast

  36. Barbara says – reply to this


    136

    OMG! Natalie has gotten so fat. Her face looks puffy like a boozer.

  37. catty says – reply to this


    137

    Must have been a ”beautiful" event. No neck Maines and the droopy eyed drunk slut of Hollywood.

  38. Barbara says – reply to this


    138

    #114 Jet - funny funny and whoever said that she doesn't have a neck!!! I didn't notice but it does look like they just plopped a head on a torso. Her nose is so red too. I'd guess I'd have to coke up too if I was NM. People are going to hate her for a long time.

  39. Nicky says – reply to this


    139

    Not sure which is the biggest worthless piece of shit cunt but in this case I would prefer Paris over that other fat worthless pile of steaming dog turds. I would prefer Michael Vick over that worthless cunt whore Maines. I can't think of a more hideous piece of feces than her. Rot in hell slut cum guzzler. Paris get away your diseases are no match for that bloddy gashes.

  40. Anonymous says – reply to this


    140

    uh becca, I think we all know who's fcked up. Or are you french or something?

  41. Brischick says – reply to this


    141

    You would think..with all the money that Paris has, she would get that Wonk Eye fixed !!!!! ICK

  42. La Bomba says – reply to this


    142

    I was at this party last night and Paris looked nothing short of amazing! She's classy and super chill. You haters - Get YO DRINK ON!

  43. Mellypie says – reply to this


    143

    You know I was at this party and was actually surprised at how much better she looks in person. Her whole persona is larger than life and I have to admit I was a bit in awe…especially when she was pretty approachable and down to earth. TEAM PARIS!

  44. Bootsy says – reply to this


    144

    Natalie Maines has the face of a RAT!

  45. Kenzi says – reply to this


    145

    OMG ITS THE BEND AND SNAP!!! WORKS EVERY TIME!

  46. Fred says – reply to this


    146

    You idiots follow celebridiots closer than politics. Please grow up!!!

  47. Pip says – reply to this


    147

    that paris always hangin' on some kind of dix

  48. Scott E says – reply to this


    148

    dumb and dumber

  49. JET says – reply to this


    149

    #149 Fred said: "You idiots follow celebridiots closer than politics. Please grow up!!!".
    .
    NO WAY !!!
    .
    we are having way too much fun
    .
    OH, and by the way ……
    .
    FIRST

  50. dixie chicks rock says – reply to this


    150

    natalie maines is fucking awesome…she says some funny shit like when she looked straight at the camera and called president retard i mean bush a dumbfuck….i was laughing hard

  51. janie says – reply to this


    151

    #30 BILL, HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY SAY THAT WE NEED MORE OF HER????? HOW MUCH MORE DO YOU NEED IN A DAYS TIME????? NATALIE MAINES LOOKS LIKE SHIT!!!!!

  52. JJ says – reply to this


    152

    "I'm a little bit Cuntry."
    "And I'm a little bit Rock and Blow".

  53. Mina says – reply to this


    153

    DIXIE CHICKS, NATALIE MAINES, and Paris ALL SUCK ASS!

  54. sueann says – reply to this


    154

    wow… that's hot. It's the new Ellen and Portia!

  55. Katy says – reply to this


    155

    Natalie! Yay! LOVE HER!!!!

  56. sdkfj says – reply to this


    156

    paris needs to have that hook nose fixed
    and what's with that claw … her knuckles … ewwwww as she would say
    "ewwwww" "thak you" WITH her nasal voice "THAK YOU"
    she either speaks like a little kid or a man with a deep bass voice
    i remember hearing her talk for the first time on Simple LIfe … she sounded like a man .. i couldnt believe that voice
    she has good reason to be concerned about it as she stated on larry king
    but that nose …. cant she have that tip cut off?
    natalie looks okay though

  57. Lauren Spell says – reply to this


    157

    HAVE SOME RESPECT HE IS STILL THE PRESIDENT I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU Dixie chicks I HATE THEM and I HATE EVERYONE WHO LIKE THEM IGNORANT ASS HOLES

  58. Yup. says – reply to this


    158

    Paris is hanging with better people already.

  59. Gina Franco says – reply to this


    159

    WE HAD THE RAT PACK
    WE HAD THE BRAT PACK
    NOW…. WE HAVE THE HERPES PACK!!!!

  60. Brad says – reply to this


    160

    Natalie Maines is a very attractive woman, not only has she sold over 30 million albums, and over 100 million dollars in concert ticket sales with the biggest selling female band of all time the Dixie Chicks, she's married to actor Adrian Pasdar, a mother of two beautiful children, and this ladie stands up for what she believes in, she has my RESPECT!!!

  61. Stand Up. says – reply to this


    161

    Natalie Maines has more courage in her little finger than 100 of you have altogether. Stupid Lemmings with the worst health care program of all the world's industrialized countries. Stand up for yourselves, for gawd's sakes.

  62. godjilla says – reply to this


    162

    a cunt and a herpes infected cunt - how sweet.

  63. Coolbeans says – reply to this


    163

    What, no snarky comments about Paris' disgusting man hands or her vacuous face, Pigez? You gigantic hypocrite assclown sellout. Go bury yourself in a hole and spare us the agony.

  64. michael says – reply to this


    164

    this is the best thing to happen since… EVER! omg!

  65. eh says – reply to this


    165

    Natalie … step AWAY from the Parisite!!! this is NOT funny. Or at least, please make a disclaimer statement. BAD, BAD, BAD mistake.

  66. COCO says – reply to this


    166

    I really hate that Maine bitch. She is so revolting, self-serving idiot who think she can persuade the public who to vote for.

    Hey Hollywood idiots, NOBODY remotely sane will vote based on your advice. You are all crakheads, sensationalist pigs.-

    Except Paris of course. She is not an actress, nor a singer, not a model. But she think she is, which make her completely insane…But in a cute way. Paris is so clueless, that she is really funny.

  67. C. says – reply to this


    167

    Fug & Fugger

  68. Lisa says – reply to this


    168

    I hope Natalie is pregnant again…b/c if not, she's FAT. Maybe she's just been eating too much liberal bullshit hate America pie.

  69. KT28 says – reply to this


    169

    Paris: "my lawyer made me do this."
    Natalie: "i think i just caught something from her."

  70. PARIS says – reply to this


    170

    To #164-Stand Up.
    Trashing your own country in another land and trashing your president in time of war is not courage, Courage will be if she would made the same statement she made in Engalnd..in Texas! That will be courage.

    Maines is a country singer that wanted to be "cool" at all cost, so she found cute to insult her president (yes he is her president) in front of an England audience, how easy and conveneint. It ok to be a dissident of a government you hate, but have the balls or the ovaries to do it here.

    I personally don't like Bush, but I like her less.

  71. Sassydogg says – reply to this


    171

    The Dixie Chicks are awful! I am so sick of hearing them bitch about Bush. Who cares what those has-bins think. Bunch of rug munching liberals. Do the world a favor girls and commit suicide.

  72. camden - the original peyton place says – reply to this


    172

    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
    .
    I HEARD PARIS HILTON'S NEW BOOK IS TITLED - HERPES 101 FOR SOCIALITES.

    TOO BAD IT'S NOT AIDS FOR SOCIALITES. ALTHOUGH, IF I HAD TO PUT MONEY ON IT - I'D BET THE FUCKING HERPES INFESTED PIG IS PROBABLY RIDDLED WITH HIV AS WELL!!!
    .
    PARIS, I HOPE YOU SPREAD YOUR HERPES 2 EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD. THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE DOWN THERE WHO DESERVE TO BE INFECTED BY A DISEASED RIDDEN COCKROACH LIKE YOU. I WOULD ASK THAT YOU SPREAD YOUR DISEASE TO THE ENTIRE LEFT COAST - BUT I HAVE FAMILY IN TACOMA WASHINGTON.
    .
    I WOULD LIKE TO PUBLICLY ASK PARIS HILTON TO TAKE AN AIDS TEST. HAVE MATT LAUER FOLLOW YOUR DISEASED ASS AROUND AND TELEVISE THE RESULTS. WHAT'S THE MATTER, PARIS - YOU SCARED THAT EVERYONE WILL FIND OUT WHAT MOST OF US KNOW - THAT'S YOU'RE AN HIV INFECTED SLUT!!!!!!!! PARIS YOUR AN AIDS RIDDEN CUNT.

  73. LA LA LAND says – reply to this


    173

    love them or hate them the dixie chicks are incredibly talented…they can play every instrument you can think of and bush is a moron…respect is earned, not given no matter who you are and what you do.

  74. Atticus says – reply to this


    174

    Natalie, Emily, & Martie are fantastic singers, song writers, musicians, and entertainers. They're real Texas women - opinionated, strong, and beautiful. I cannot wait for more music!

  75. Love America/Not Bush says – reply to this


    175

    Natalie Maines is a true American.

  76. Stand Up. says – reply to this


    176

    #173 Paris says: Flag wave all you want. Just make sure it gets the citizens adequate health care. It takes courage to pipe up when everyone knows the emporer has no clothes. It's not about blind patriotism. It's about the truth of the war. If the President jumped off a bridge, would you?

  77. VeeCeeBee says – reply to this


    177

    Nat.. RUN RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

  78. go GB packers says – reply to this


    178

    that dixie chick looks like a retarded monkey

  79. danamac says – reply to this


    179

    Dixie Chick — Dick See Chick

  80. james says – reply to this


    180

    I LOVE natalie maines and i love paris. natalie is not a sellout. she had no choice but to change audiences when radio stations started banning the bands music, and it happened for the better.

  81. Donna says – reply to this


    181

    They both suck more than my kirby!!

  82. coldwater canyon hippie says – reply to this


    182

    NO. 175 — THE BASTARDLY REPORTED THE NEW PARIS HILTON BOOK WILL BE CALLED "SOCIALITE PIG: HERPES 101" WHICH WILL GIVE POINTERS ON HOW TO COVER UP A HERPES OUTBREAK. BUZZ AROUND HOLLYWOOD SUGGESTS THAT THERE WILL BE QUITE A FEW PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO BE "OUTED" WHO HAVE SLEPT WITH PARIS HILTON AFTER SHE CONTRACTED THE DISEASE. I WORK AT THE PROSPECT STUDIOS IN HOLLYWOOD WHERE A POOL IS GOING AROUND ON WHO WILL BE OUTED. IN MY OPINION - THE FUCKING DISEASED CUNT SLEPT WITH HALF OF HOLLYWOOD -SO IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME IF WE SEE EVERYONE FROM MARRIED MEN TO HOMELESS GUYS ON THE STREET.

  83. SusieQ says – reply to this


    183

    Luv Natalie and her politics. But . . . why oh why does she find the need to pose with this stupid skank. Seems to me she was at an Unlucky party.

  84. Lori says – reply to this


    184

    I love Natalie Maines. I hope she doesn't catch anything from the skank!

  85. Kim says – reply to this


    185

    THE BLONDE LEADING THE BLONDE

  86. trouble says – reply to this


    186

    paris needs to get her eye fixed. just because she doesn't look straight into the camera, doesn't mean we can't tell she's got a lazy eye. what's the matter - cat got your eye?

  87. jessiebeans says – reply to this


    187

    I LOVE the Dixie Chicks, they are the most respectable band I know. They are true to themselves and are ashamed of your idiot President. And I love Paris, for some reason…

  88. directv nfl ticket says – reply to this


    188

    alwayz suspected natalie maines was trash. this photo with herpes hilton proves it. you are what you hangout with. some say you are what you eat, so that would make herpes hilton a dick. :}

  89. Eye Opener says – reply to this


    189

    Look at that eye - it sort of remains me of that "eye-creature-kingy thing" from Lord of the Rings - so world guess we better take her down!

    Fish puss is a demon!!! Sent from the piss of Satan!!

    Where's Eliot? Where's Eliot?? Did anyone hear from him lately?? We should really raise the alarm on his quite and sudden exit from her!!! Or are you penning A-TELL-ALL-BOOK!! Speak the truth Eliot…we know she's really a man!

  90. u.know.who says – reply to this


    190

    u are all fucking fugly mutants…..and I am not

  91. Kristen says – reply to this


    191

    I love Natalie Maines…she's just so strong

  92. ImpeachBush says – reply to this


    192

    Let's get it right who are the traitors in this Country. That would be Bush, Cheney, Rumsfield, Rice,Gonzalez, and the rest of the Cowboy Club. The liars and cheaters who have deceived this Country and have the blood of 3600 US Troops on their hands as well as the thousands who have been injured and maimed for life just because this asshole President had a whim with no plan in and no plan out. He should have stayed a cheerleader and he could have all the alcohol and cocaine he would ever need. I kinda think he may still be using alcohol and cocaine by the way he makes decisions for the Country. Scooter broke the law and will never see a day behind bars. Paris went to jail and served some time. Will Scooter? NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Jail is where this Administration should be. Some of you need to go back to school because it is evident that many of you have little or no knowledge of American History or for that matter grammer or spelling. Pretty typical of redneck inbreeding.

  93. bonbon66 says – reply to this


    193

    One talented (left) and one NOT (right.)

  94. Danielynn says – reply to this


    194

    THIS JUST IN!!!!! Paris Hilton has officially fucked George Bush's bush.

  95. squeaker says – reply to this


    195

    NEW Barbie with retractable neck!

  96. Cosmetic Revenge says – reply to this


    196

    paris wears those finger cuffs cause it assists her in her purging

  97. uhg..so THATS her! says – reply to this


    197

    So THATS Natalie Maines, eh? Well..I don't listen to country music, but heard enough about her outspokenness. I agree with her politics and courage, however she looks like an ugly midget bull-dyke!
    Paris looks beautiful and classy as always. ( as opposed to Britney and LiLo..who are wacked out skanks ) Good job Paris! The people that were giving you a bad name are dropping like flies…YAY!

  98. Star Island Loves Perez Hilton says – reply to this


    198

    PLEASE STOP BY OCEAN BEACH PARK IN MIAMI BEACH THIS WEEKEND AND PICK UP A "GOT HERPES?" T-SHIRT. COMPLETE WITH PHOTO OF PARIS HILTON ON THE FRONT and GOT HERPES? ON THE BACK. ALSO, IF YOU GET HUNGRY, I TOTALLY RECOMMEND THE MANGO CAFE.

    WE HAVE ALL SIZES IN BLACK.

  99. apyknowzitall says – reply to this


    199

    Natalie looks like a pug

  100. Impeach Bush says – reply to this


    200

    I forgot to add that it sure is easy for people to insult and call people names when they themselves can hide their faults and imperfections in cyberspace. If any of you had to put a photo of yourself or your credentials where your mouth is we would likely have less ugly remarks.

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