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Britney Fires Her New Assistant!
Filed under: Britney Spears
Well, this didn't last very long.
Britney Spears is looking for a new bitch!
The former pop star fired her current assistant, Shannon Funk, on Wednesday amidst rumors that Shannon was more trouble than she was worth.
Shannon lasted only about three weeks.
"Britney felt a lot of her recent troubles started and stopped with Shannon," an insider close to Spears tells Life & Style weekly. “Britney thought [Shannon] was talking badly about her. She was very rude and Britney felt she was letting business emails fall by the wayside.”
The mother of two parted ways with her former assistant, cousin Alli Sims, within the last month.
Now Britney is alone and out of control!
[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]
Posted: July 26, 2007 at 5:28 pm
I found a BRITNEY digital watch in a bin for 2 euro's at the grocery store in Greece and it said turn me on and I come alive… but the battery is dead… guess Brit's battery is dead she sure ain't alive.
Now her X assistant won't have to wear that Dumb head band!!!!
Now her X assistant won't have to wear that Dumb head scarf!!!!
#194's comment cracks me up…" how many ppl would give their left arms and right legs to do what they do… "
I didn't know people had more than one left arms or right legs.
Britney needs to get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and a new wig, and a stylist and a brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha, Shannon Funk.
Not for nothing, that assistant looked like just as much a wreck as Britney - she probably just went for the job so she could go party with Brit.
Wow! You guys are harsh, come to Canada Brit! We will take care of you! We understand! And we're not "cheese eaters" (- rats). Take a break, bring the kids here. Lakeside Park is a great place to grow up! Ask Rush.
I'll Be her assistant!!
Brittney and Lindsey should just be Lezbo lovers the're so screwed up!! They are PERFECT for each other!!!
please email me so I can give you my number. I would love to be her assistant /
please email me so I can give you my number. I would love to be her assistant
hoepfully she gets a new assistant that will help her get her life together.
Shit if no one else wants the job I will take it. I love Britney and I think she just needs someone by her side who isn't out to sell their story and make money off of it. As an assistant you're supposed to be making sure they stay out of trouble all these biatches seem to be getting her into more shit. I think she needs a black girl thats gonna kick her ass and tell her as Whitney would say,"HELL TO THE NO!!!!!" and that's all I have to say about that.
I will be even fuckerer than you… HA HA "Im rick James Biatch… Hold ma drink"
i want to be her assistant. lol
Getting a new assitant that is not her age and one that is about 10 yrs older would benifit her.I believe she needs to revamp herself. She needs to look classy and act classy . Trashy isnt going to make a new career for her or hange her image.Dress for sucess is the best advise i can give her
put some fucken clothes on you fat bitch. GROSSSSS
I want to be Britneys new assistant or her nanny..i could really help her out….seroiusly. I love the girl and i have never doubted her
RT
RIGHT
Seriously who ever becomes her assistant please let me be the first to onform her that she needs to schedule Brittany a damn hair redo makeover. Shit the womens hair looks all ragged out. The black needs to go and the blonde needs to come back.
FUCK SHANNON, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO WATCH THE NEW BITCH ON THE BLOCK………..SCANDALOUS!
Does anyone remember that Britney is acting as her own publicist?? Of course she is going to spin things that make it look good on her. Fire the assistant and then blame HER for all the f-ed up things going on in her life!!! Britneys scum.
Hmmm….didn't Brit also leave that photo shoot last week because she thought the ceiling was falling in on her?
Why has she not been hospitalized before she ends up dead?
Britney, you need to do some background check before hiring an assistance. You need a strong black sista, like myself. If you are looking for an honest, hardworking, trustworthy, family oriented, Christian…call me. Contact Perez Hilton, he will give you my information. Girl…please for the love of your kids, straighten yourself up. Surround yourself around people who care about the BRITNEY. I hope you find the happiness, that you are seeking. That happiness can be fulfilled, by surrending to GOD. I pray nightly for your well-being, as well as those precious boys. If you just lock yourself in your home with your boys alone, look into their eyes…you will definitely see that they are the reason for you to get the help you deseparately needs. xoxo
229th.
YA i'll be her assistent and the first thing i'll tell her to do is TO GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLZZZZZZZZZZ BECUASE I DON'T GIVE A DAME WERE YOU GET A LIFE AS LONG AS IT NOT SO DANG DRAMATIC. SO GET OUT A HERE FREAK AND DON'T BOTHER SAYING YOUR FIRED TO ME BECAUSE I'LL QUIT BECAUSE YOUR PROBALY MAKE GO INSANE AND SHAVE MY HEAD OFF. LOOSER!!!!!!!
I would LOVE to be Britneys assistant!!!! How do you apply for this??? I LOVE her music and am pulling BIGTIME for a comeback from her. I would love to give her fashion advice, help her with her hair or at least pick out a new wig that looks real and great on her and workout with her to get her amazing body back!!! Not to mention help take care of her adorable little boys!!! BRITNEY OF YOUR READING THIS - EMAIL ME AND I WILL HELP YOU GET YOUR LIFE BACK IN ORDER SO THAT YOU CAN MAKE SOME NEW AMAZING, AMAZING HITS!!!!
You know…calm the fuck down. Has no one reading these tabloids ever gone through drama or tough shit in their lives? Look back at how you react, then think of how you would have reacted if EVERYONE was watching you…the worst feeling of paranoia EVER! Brit is awesome and I agree, she should come to Canada and she can learn what hospitality is like.
she needs more than a assitant she needs someone to help straighten out her life. she has soo much talent and she is wasting it all.
what happened to britny being bald!!! she has hair or does she…duh duh duhhhh