Meeting The Future In-Laws
Filed under: Paris Hilton > Benji Madden
It looks like Paris Hilton and Benji Madden might really be getting serious.
Isn't that the "story" every week???
The pair have already introduced both sides of the family to each other!
Paris' mom, Kathy, tells In Touch, "I have met Benji's mother, Robin, and she is very nice."
Both families met up on Memorial Day.
Kathy adds, "We were all cleaning the kitchen together after the barbecue, and Paris helped."
As for Benji, Kathy says, "I think he sees the real Paris."
Sweetie, I think we've all seen the real Paris.
The only person left to meet is Benji's father. To that Kathy says, "Of course, we can't wait to meet him, too!"
Think it's time we came up with a good nickname for the couple.
What do U suggest?
[Image via WENN.]




Wonky's in big trouble. They just announced that oral sex causes a huge increase in throat cancer due to the HPV virus. If she has the herp, she probably has a whopping case of HPV. Hope she enjoys it. No one has worked harder to get and give than your girl, Paris.
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Mad as Hil
A good nickname could be "P(from Paris)EN(from bENji)IS(from parIS)." P-EN-IS forever! lol
HasBeens
can we cal then benis?
Parden
Panji
no way will she stay faithful to him for the long haul. he's just not hot enough for her usual taste. Paris needs eye candy. eventually some new hot guy will come along and she will absolutely have to fuck him - I GUARANTEE IT. It is possible that their relationship is fake and she's doing it to torment Nicole, but even if it isn't fake it's probably just something different for her at the moment that she'll soon get bored with.
what about Parji……..
wonky & fatty
Beris Hilden luls
I think I have the perfect name for these two sillies. What about Beris? As in bare us all the detail, just get them off the screen!
B.J. My Hilton
BEANIS
Parenji!
Beris Hilden luls
idiots
WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THESE TWO FUCKHEADS. One cant sing the other cant do anything !!!!! LMFAO to you fat fuck heads.
Lets call them " Those two self important publicity generating hollowed out cunts "
Or " Padden, the ultra suave and unfortunately empty headed cock tasters "
Maybe " Benton the couple representing the shallowest Americans in history "
What about this one " Panji, the couple that give and give and give us THE SHITS "
Hilden???
PB 'n' J (Paris, Benjii, Nicole and Joel)
MadPar
Panji
A nickname for the couple???? PANJI!!!! HIDDEN!!! MALTON!!!!!
parji orr…..
penji, gotta love some PENJI!!!
I say SLUTNMUTT!
"PARIS AND HER LITTLE BENJI DOG"
Re: Mixx – Re: Mixx –
Now that i have heard his voice i know how uneducated he is, sounds like a black American on crack, or Screech from the shit show.
The fat cunt is only happy to out people cause he is uncomfortable in his own skin. Mostly, probably, MAYBE, because he was molested and fingered often by a step dad - PERHAPS, POSSIBLY , ALLEGEDLY. Come to Australia Parez, i will personally follow you till i get my chance to publicly embarrass your Overly self appreciating doghnut eating fucking self. PATHETIC CUNT. Cant wait to smash him in the face with a building.
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PARJI, Im loving the parji!!
Benj and Purr
Benis or Parji
Re: Kane –
Guess that makes you a fucking TWAT THEN DOESN'T IT !!!!
Dickhead, what are you the only fucking fan ??
P.B. & KY jelly
I think the nickname should be Good Harlot.
PANJI!
My vote is for Benton or Parden! (nicknames)
Penji Hadden .
BENJ N PURR
Made-en Paris/Madde in Paris/ Made in Paris
i heard she was pregnant
BENIS or PENJI!!! BENIS is hilarous.
My vote is for either:
Hilton + Madden = Hilden
Paris + Dog (for benji) = FiFi
>>>***BenjiPar***>>***ParEnji***
you should call them
Parden
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hahahah funny
penji milton
The Other Nicole & Joel
PENJI!!!!!!!!!
I TOTALLY AGREE WITH…
BENIS!!!
That is hysterical!!!!!! PLEASE?!!! Please name them Benis! hahahahahahaha
Good call
I have come up with a name for this celeb-u-couple that I think you will agree with:
BENARIS
(Cuz well she's a rich bitch Heiress, and it'd be fun to call him Ben… it makes him sound mundane… which is pretty fun considering his level or normalcy) Who ah ah ah ah>evil laugh of a genius
how about PariSadden ParBen HiltonMad or ParisDen or better yet simply DoucheBags
lets call them…. BENIS.
Pissy?
MadItch?
Valtrex?
Tatt and Ho?
Re: Truly – if you have to explain it then it sucks, try again douchebags sounds much better…
what about the nickname BENJILTON
one's fat and the other has herpes… we should name them FERPIES!
Ben-in-paris - like everyone else….
idk parji(pair-ei), Hildenn, Benis, too many possible combozzzz
BENIS!!!!
Panji-uh!
Parden
(Paris+Madden)
MAD COW DISEASE
Penjis!!!!
possible names
Parden -after paris' jail stints she was wishing for one of these…and look she got one!
Benis (rhyme it with the male anatomy)
Milton - don't ask where this came from…
Nicole Richie Wannabe - Oops - how did that get on here
Adding P-Madd and Hilji, but I thing Benis rules!
PARJI is their nick name! starting now!!
CALL THEM BARIS OR PANJI !!!!
It should be MADHO
BEN-GAY PAREE!
BEN-GAY PAREE!
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BEN-GAY PAREE!
Paris Hilton
Benji Madden
PB and J
PARJI!
Panjii
Mad-en-Paris
madd to the hilt or maddhilt maddhil
Penji like pennies the j is silent or just call them pennies
i hate paris hilton.
Paris does look really pretty and to all of those people who think that Paris is trying to copy NIcole…. GET A LIFE AND STOP PRETENDING THAT YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON BETWEEN THE TWO!
DEFINITELY SOMETHING WITH "HIDDEN"
How about "Wonk n Stumpy". Wonk for… her wonky eye, and stumpy for his stature or lack there of.
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Wonky and rocky
BENIS. B-e-n-i-s.
It BEGS to be used.
MBARIS
Douchebag and Dirtbag… but I'm not sure which one is which
I think Doggy Style would be a good name… Benji is a dog's name and it's prob Paris' Favorite position
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Personally, I could really give a fuck about them, but, I love making new couple nickmames ..
I really like:
Ben In Paris
Made In Paris
Made En Paris
MaddHilton
PINK&STINK is actually fucking hilarious
Slut&Mutt
MadHOtel
P.B.&K.Y. Jelly actually fucking hilarious too
MadItch soo funny
and, obviously Benis is pretty funny ..
I think it should be a race between those ones, and, Perez should let us vote
And, to #81 .. Nicole has met their Dad, and, the boys are talking to him again.. by the way ..
Vomitrocity? :X
Benaris
Wonk for her wonky eye and stumpy for his stature…it's perfect. Or Good Harlot is very creative and appropriate.
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Parcheesi
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I think their nickname should be "Punjent".
BENIS THE MENANCE!
umm, except Benji and Joel's father is astranged?
How about calling them Benny Hill. I know most ppl wont get it cuz it's british but I think it's cute
PANJI
I suggest BENNY HILL.
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