Meeting The Future In-Laws
Filed under: Paris Hilton > Benji Madden
It looks like Paris Hilton and Benji Madden might really be getting serious.
Isn't that the "story" every week???
The pair have already introduced both sides of the family to each other!
Paris' mom, Kathy, tells In Touch, "I have met Benji's mother, Robin, and she is very nice."
Both families met up on Memorial Day.
Kathy adds, "We were all cleaning the kitchen together after the barbecue, and Paris helped."
As for Benji, Kathy says, "I think he sees the real Paris."
Sweetie, I think we've all seen the real Paris.
The only person left to meet is Benji's father. To that Kathy says, "Of course, we can't wait to meet him, too!"
Think it's time we came up with a good nickname for the couple.
What do U suggest?
[Image via WENN.]




Milton… Totally Milton
MADDENIS (MADDEN+ "IS" OF PARIS…..MADDENESS……..MADDEN IS)
Parenji!!
wonky dog
Panji, Benis, Baris, Penji, Parji…
Good Harlot
Panji
Hilden
Parji or Benis!
i think PANJI sounds good
Nickname should be benji and the tramp
nickname?
BENIS!!!!!!
Nicknames:
Par (paris), Ji(Benji)= Parji
Mad (Madden), ton (Hilton)=Madton
heheheheheheheh
u rock perez
Good Harlot
I suggest not to state the obvious but Penji for their nickname…
there name should be Par-Don on Ben-is
How about "ugly stupid whore?" Oh, that is her nickname now. How about "Herpes Hilton?" Damn, taken. Let's try "Slut and Stupid." BINGO!
BenHo
PEREZ!! I ALREADY TOLD YOU NAME THEM THE MADD PAIR!!!!
Benjis
haha
Panji
THE MADD PAIR
THE MADD PAIR
THE MADD PAIR
THE MADD PAIR
THE MADD PAIR
THE MADD PAIR
THE MADD PAIR
THE MADD PAIR!!!
How about:
1. CROTCHYMADDEN
2. HILDEN
3. PENJI
4. The Odd Couple
how about BENIS for a nickname?
VAGINIA MADDEN
herp & twirp
How about you name this couple Parji. Sounds like a disease, very much like this couple is.
puh-lease use PANJI so fricken hilarious!
pariji or baris
Paraben
perez! you have got to use PANJI its tooo funnny.
I sayy, you call them the queer brigade.
what???!!! two tatted tools from the back roads of silverspring, maryland rope in richie and her side-kick twatski ??? that is some funny shit - benj + joel must be laughing themselves sick.
BENPES
benis
Benjilton!
Hellllooooo!!!!!!
I'd say Panji or Slunji (Slut and Benji) or Whorji (my fave, sounds like orgy!)
How about "Bentilton" pronounced been-tilton…?
Perez u rock my sox!!!! BENJARIS!!!!!!! Thats their new name!!!!!!
PORNJI
PORNJI
PORNJI
how about Penji?
Benji-Hill
Madris
nickname — benIS
Good harlot! That's it!
i think… MADEYE. her wonky eye is fucking disturbing. or…
VALTREX Rx… cuz u know they BOTH have it now!
well when i see paris there're few names that come to mind like whore slut cunt bicth freak no talent what so ever not even how to talk my 2 year old knows more words than she does (omg that's hot ) what a stupid nasty waste of life
PENJI!!!!! That's the nickname for them!
PENJI
PENJI
PENJI
PENJI
PENJI
PENJI
PENJI
PANJI
Madd en Paris! (like Mad in Paris)
or
Madd Hilton! (like Mad Hatter)
or
Nicole and Joel's evil twins
nickname suggestions: penji or benis or parji
i've met benji three times. one in particular time with make a wish foundation. hung out withi him and the band backstage for quite sometime. benji is one of the most sweetest people you will ever meet. so is joel. i can def see what paris and nicole see in the twins. yeah its a little weird that the two bffs are dating them and there twins but there just extremely nice people. you wouldnt know it unless u actually had a chance to hang with them.
PENJI
douche deux
Benis
PB&J
PeeBee
At least when they have kids… J can be their kid for PB&J
BENJARIS!!!!
YOU STOLE THEIR LAST NAME U DOUCHEBAG
YOUR NOT A HILTON
hmmm PANJI! HHA like pan-gee
wut u think, yea?
How about BenHer, Denton or Tat Daddy & Blondie,
Hot Heir(ess) 'n the Wing Man, MadDog. Let's face it…
nothing works for them except each other! Let's just call
them "Size 11 Shoe"
you know Panji is the only way to go
Madd Paris
lets call them panji or beris
Nick names:
Benis or Parji…or STD CENTRAL
BENIS
BENIS
BENIS
BENIS
BENIS
BENIS
BENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slut & Mutt is the funniest shit I have eva heard!!
Madden 2.0
Peanut Butter
Nicjole Jr.
Barbie & Ken
Copycats
the bimpo pear
READ THIS PEREZ HILTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Panji!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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READ THIS PEREZ HILTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benis!
BEN N PARIS
or
MADE N PARIS
Re: Carly –
k ur a fuckin loser
ParMaddenheaven (or hell…depends on how you view them:))
madhil!
Pariji
Hey perez-
are you aware that Benji and Joel's father has nothing to do with them? that they've been estranged FOR YEARS?!
listen to any of their music, or for that matter-read a bio about them and you'd know that. Jackass.
BENIS-BENIS-BENIS
PARIS & STARVOS………Sounds Best
How about Valtrex McFakeRock?
Or Ugly Von Herps?
(Who Hasn't) Ben N Paris
hy everybody. why not trying Parden - taking into account that Pardon would rather better fit
call them Hidden =)
BENIS
BENIS
BENIS
BENIS
BENIS
BENIS
BENIS
BENIS
BENIS
BENIS
Bangkok Hilton?
I think we should call them Parden… tee hee.. like parden me Paris has kept a man?
PINK & STINK
PINK & STINK
PINK & STINK
PINK & STINK
PINK & STINK
PINK & STINK
PINK & STINK
PINK & STINK
PINK & STINK
PINK & STINK
PINK & STINK
PINK & STINK
PINK & STINK
PINK & STINK
PINK & STINK
PINK & STINK
PINK & STINK
PINK & STINK
He may as well stay with her since he's probably got the herpes now. Good call douchebag. His band sucks more than she does and that's saying a blistered mouthful.
PANJI! i think you should all them panji
this simply stupid couple's id tags should read:
-fameless and shameless
H.M. Baris.
Benipar.. ….
Benipar…
peebee
I reckon the great couple should be called 'Mad-in-Paris'
I say Bonky ..she's wonky
benis,
What about Benis?
ben N paris… been in paris
BEN-N-PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilladden
paris and benji =
panji!!
MILTON
Re: Chelsea –
Oh Chelsea..do I smell jealousy? I think it's great that Paris is sticking with what God gave her. She surely has enough money to buy a pair of disgusting giant fake tits or a nose job like Asslee. I know plenty of men that go crazy for her and say that she has perfect tits. Not all guys like huge breasts..they sag like yours do, ugly bitch.