Separated At Birth
Filed under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen > Separated At Birth
Left: A troll. Right: Lily Allen.
Posted: June 12, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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Separated At BirthFiled under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen > Separated At Birth
Left: A troll. Right: Lily Allen. Posted: June 12, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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Why can't you just leave me alone
you're a bitch perez. just stfu about her already
Jesus Christ, Perez. Lay the fuck off. Or eat some chocolate to help the cramps subside, sissy.
Do you know what perez, i love your site but youre such a dick sometimes!
I love Lily Allen, and her songs are brilliant, and the lyrics so original.
I went to one of her gigs and she was brilliant!
Tbh i dont think many of you americans really know who she is and therefore dont care about, so just stop bitching about her and leave her to us brits.
At least shes not ending up in jail like half your celebs.
I swear you give Lily more shit then Amy Winehouse, who deserves it cause shes an absolute cock!
You seem to make up alot of rumours about Lily and its not fair, tbh that picture of her pissed at the glamour awards, thats what half of the teens and 20 somethings are like in england on a friday and saturday night, and thats the thing us brits like about lily!
Shes a fucking legend!
I WOULD CALL YOU A DICK BUT THATS GIVING YOU TOO MUCH CREDIT……STICK THAT UP YOUR ASS (because we all know you cant get anything else up it) NO ONE WANTS YOU !!!!!
im so glad britneys people are suing your fat ugly ass, hopefully you will get whats coming to you. Btw, NOBODY is gonna buy your ugly clothes, seriously, youre not a very good advertisment for your line cos NOBODY wants to look like you do, youre the troll not Lily, at least she has talent and intelligence, unlike you! So shut the fuck up, troll, go back to your bridge cos thats what trolls do
The resemblance is uncanney!
Hahahaha deleting comment cos you can't take it! You fancy her old manager right? Maybe if you were nice to her, this whole time, she could've hooked you up? Unlucky fatty, you missed out big time there.
The Lilly bashing is seriously getting old, Perez. Time to let it go.
Dude, you're 30. I know the high road is foreign territory to you, but take it once and a while. Grow up. You look ridiculous.
ok! this woud have broken my heart earlier, but i realize that perez is an idiot! thank god for my gay good brother!!this will be my last visit on this page that i earlier thought was quite funny!
I see the way you work, perez.
Lily bites back at you, and now she's on the shit list. You are going to trash her name and her music (that you haven't even heard). You are going to post shit about her looking like a troll, honestly?
IF LILY ALLEN LOOKS LIKE A TROLL, THEN WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE YOU?
Lily is a talented singer and songwriter and you will never live up to what she has done this early in her life. She is just like any regular person, she's not a stupid diva bitch, and she's very down to earth.
How does this make her washed up? Just because she doens't make sure EVERYTHING she says/does is perfect for her career, does not make her washed up. You, perez, are a dumbass, and your site has gone downhill. Good luck in your lawsuit with Jive, fat ass! I hope they shut you down!
I see the way you work, perez…
Lily bites back at you, and now she's on the shit list. You are going to trash her name and her music (that you haven't even heard). You are going to post shit about her looking like a troll, honestly?
IF LILY ALLEN LOOKS LIKE A TROLL, THEN WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE YOU?
Lily is a talented singer and songwriter and you will never live up to what she has done this early in her life. She is just like any regular person, she's not a stupid diva bitch, and she's very down to earth.
How does this make her washed up? Just because she doens't make sure EVERYTHING she says/does is perfect for her career, does not make her washed up. You, perez, are a dumbass, and your site has gone downhill. Good luck in your lawsuit with Jive, fat ass! I hope they shut you down!
I think I've had enough of the Lily bashing Mario. Really. I loved her cd just like you did a couple of months ago.
How can you fancy yourself a music mogul when you hate on the ones that you think you've introduced to the masses. Which in reality all you do is read others music blogs and pass it off as your own.
And that troll looks more like you not Lily.
That troll looks more like an Olson twin.
WOW
You've reached new levels of LAME. That's awesome, because I thought you'd hit ROCK BOTTOM already fatshitknob face.
I would have to disagree with you though…Kinda looks more like your mum I reckon… which would explain why it's a dead ringer for you too!
Ding ding! Now bring on round 3 fat shit!
you're such a jackass how about you not be such a dickhead and say something nice about someone for once. karmas gonna get youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
ha. i like how everyone else here agrees with me, you douchebag.
leave her alone!
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ARE YOU TRYING TO ANNOY EVERYONE WITH ALL THIS LILY SHIT BECAUSE NO ONE BOUGHT YOUR STUPID CLOTHES AT HOT TOPIC?? LAME.
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oh god that made me laugh. you are so good at these comparisons. actually, the troll girl is far cuter.
Don't you all know that Perez is a little cry baby!!! He just can't handle the fact that EVERYONE was against his stupid comment about Lily. BACK DOWN PEREZ!!!! You are NOT going to win this!!! OBVIOUSLEY!!!
By the way…I bet Lily is sitting back and reading how much people are on her side. AND NOT YOURS!!!
I'm pretty sure Lily is wayyyyy hotter than you.
LMAO
so this site isn't really that spectacular unless you have a "HOT MESS" like britney or paris to make fun of, eh??
to all you hot messes, including you Perez, KIDS read this shit. Shape up please. It's not surprising that the kids I work with say that they have virtually NO ONE that they are truly inspired by.
Re: Carly – Wow girl!!! You need some big time professional help.
perez this is not funny anywhere, i hate you fucking stupid asshole!!
Perez is the one who looks like a fucking morbidly obese troll.
This is making ppl to love Lily more than before
it's funny how everyone on her blog is supporting her, and everyone on your blog is supporting her too.
hahahaha.
bet that feels shit?
THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR YOURSELF, LILY!!
It doesn't matter if it's funny or not.
Perez is just mad because Lily called him out today so he is just making up stupid articles for this piece of crap website.
Leave her alone.
Come up with some REAL news.
Stop being a horrid to Lily, she's amazingly talented, pretty and she's doing well for herself. Get a grip you prick.
I liek lily's hair…. very pretty. Gwen and Pink have both rocked pink hair. (btw havent you perez?)
you know perez your an idot known ever takes in any intrest in what you say about lily because her fans know the truth because you see she has more or less over the last few day told us what she has done at every step she has taken in L.A u are a idot.
Good call. Look at that nose!
I'm not sure who I hate more: Lily Allen or her fanboys. The amount of fucking stupid comments left every time she posts a blog is ridiculous, always from the same people saying "We love Lilz lol xxxxx rofl", and issuing shite threats like "No one, and I mean no one disses Lilz!".
There is one idiot there called Paul who appears to have no real friends and instead spends his day sucking up to dear Miss Allen in an attempt to gain popularity.
I have no doubt she is weeping over your blogs.
I actually hate you Lily Allen.
HEY PEREZ, IF YOU COME TO MIAMI, IM GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
Jealousy is a strong thing Perez…
Be careful,it could screw you over.
By the way..your material really sucks,you're just a male version of those girls that gossip on whatever they can bash on first that they find weak,and you took Lily wrong,she is a great person who has no fault in anything,you just dont want to look like an idiot so you point out whatever you can find.
you're being really petty now.
the only thing you are achieving is making yourself look like a tit.
leave here alone.
TEAM LILY!
I didn't want to lower myself to your level, but fuck off Perez. Leave Lily alone. How dare you question a persons miscarriage, you twisted little man. And you question her talent?! I'm sorry, how the fuck are you talented being a "professional" gossiper?
I LOOOVE LILY ALLEN! SHES HOT! I LIKE THAT SONG SMILE EVEN THOUGH ITS OLD! IT HELPS ME WHEN I NEED TO GET OVER MY STUPID EX BOYFRIEND!
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Haha Perez you”re pathetic,
You got told by lil.
Now you are being childish.
Her new blog is so true, aww poor Perez only seven people turned up to your range while hundreds turned out to Lily's opening of her clothing line.
Re: Me – I was censored too! He doesn't like it when I remind everyone that he basically invented the term 'g-@-y-f-a-c-e' and then was outraged when a talk show host used it.
This site censored me all day yesterday, and i find that ironic, because I don't use the heinous language that a lot of folks use.
ur such a loser perez. how bout you stop picking on lily allen (who has more class than u EVER will) and buy some proactive for your disgusting adut acne ridden face.
your an ass anymore.
Hey Perez- Censor much? Jealous much? You are really not enjoying the backlash. What comes up, must come down. In this case, it's your career. Failed clothing line, failed famous folks at birthday, Ryan Seacrest getting scoops before you, radio show a failure. Site is beginning to crumble before your eyes. Stay strong, Perez, get in shape for the Applebee's openings you'll be attending next year. Talk about D list!
Not cool. Lily is cuter than you will EVER be. Your just jealous
stop being so mean to her. "Be kind for everyone is fighting a harder battle!!" you could be the one to push her over.
Sorry, Perez. Too bad you didn't have enough common sense to realize that the only way to win this one was to keep your mouth shut, because as it turns out, Lily is more intelligent than you (as we can all now see in her blog). By the way, thanks for the link, Perez! I didn't even know she had a blog until now.
Lily - 1, Perez - 0.
i'd tap that. still.
Perez, don't knock Trolls like that!!
… I wonder if your wishes come true if you rub Lily's belly….
ahahaha
fuck off perez, lily is awesome, stop writing bullshit about her.
fuck off perez, lily is awesome, stop writing bullshit about her.
fuck off perez, lily is awesome, stop writing bullshit about her.
fuck off perez, lily is awesome, stop writing bullshit about her.
fuck off perez, lily is awesome, stop writing bullshit about her.
fuck off perez, lily is awesome, stop writing bullshit about her.
fuck off perez, lily is awesome, stop writing bullshit about her.
Perez, you have truly taken the gay bitching to a whole new level. You really think that because you have a "clothing line" at Hot Topic you have become a superstar. FYI : The only people who shop at Hot Topic are naive impressionable wannabe's, kinda like you. You're a fucking JOKE.
You are lame…
I'm deleting your widget off my Chumby
I think she looks really pretty in that picture. I don't usually dig the pink hair but its cute on her. You should let it go. I think it's funny that you put her first blog under celebrity fued, is your head going to pop soon.
IT'S SOOOOOOO FUNNY HOW EVERYONE IS STARTING TO HATE YOU PEREZ. I GUESS YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE. I WILL NOW TAKE 3 MINUTES TO SHOW MY SUPPORT FOR LILY, ABOUT THE TIME I SPENT THINKING YOU WERE COOL…………………………………………………………………………. TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!! TEAM LILY!!
Cut her some slack. She's been through a lot this year. BE THE BIGGER PERSON!
Better drop this battle cause your gonna lose Lily never loses
Perez please Ido not want to hear about Lily Allen anymore. You are like 30 years old, grow up! I love you but you are truly acting like a baby. You talk shit about celebs all day, but when one actually stands up to you it is all out war. Please Please Please get out of her vagina, because im so tried of seeing this kindergarten feud on here!
lmao they really do look alike hahaha
God didn't want her to have a child so he took it from her.
PEREZzito!!!!!!!!
I LOOOOVEEE YOUUU!!!
& YOU'RE LOOKIN SEXYYY!!!
GIVE LILY SOME TIPS SO SHE CAN LOSE WEIGHT TOO BABE!
LOVE YA!!
Mean but true
Looks more like you perez !
Seriously, stop being a douche and leave her alone, you're seriously going to drive her to do something stupid.
ass.
Stop talking shit about celebs and then be all buddy buddy with them. *cough* Speidi*cough*
You really are a hilton, famous for absolutely nothing worth while
the troll is better looking than lily is!
how old are you?
for fuck sake leave her alone
youre such a wannabe
Perez how sad no one turned out to Ur unveiling for HOT TOPIC!!! U know u bitched and complained about every celebrity getting their own line and U turn around and do the same exact thing, how hypocritical!!! Its kinda sad actually, and its funny how U attack Lily Allen, shes not the first nor will she be the last person to go through a bad time in their life where they drink or party too much.. the difference is she lives her life publicly.. so her mistakes are exemplified.. sadly, Ur just as bad as these people U make fun of.. Is the truth of the matter, Ur lonely and u wouldnt be soo negative if U got a lil more .. Invest in a relationship a lil instead of going out Ur way to try and crush a 23 y.o. self esteem.. HOW LOW!!!
get a life.
GO LILY!
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Re: ria – and you are the one that needs to get a life !!!!!
you are a stupid cunt just like Lily
You jumped the shark, Perez.
Re: Lonie – you are another stupid cunt just like that skank Lily
Re: mm – that's not true only douche bags like you support that skank Lily
Hahaha !! Funny!!
Fuck of perez
you are nasty
lily is more than you
you need to leave the food cos you are so fat
Re: eech – wait , you sound like you are the DOUCHE BAG
GO FUCK YOURSELF DOUCHE BAG
Re: JaZzLe – hahahahahahaha I agree they do look the same
hahahahahahaha Perez you are fucking funny !!!!!
THAT IS THA UGLYEST SH*T I EVER SEEN
seriously perez….seems like you are jealous that she has a pu$$y IS TALENTED, AND LOOKS BETTER WITH PINK HAIR THAN YOUR FAT ASS EVER WOULD….
No matter how many celebrity friends you make, you will always be the sad fat guy deep down inside….fame and celebrity do not change you as a person and you have clearly demonstrated that you are rotten on the inside…
perez, you are a fucking bully.
You've forgotten where you've come from, and who made you famous. Your readers are sick if you bullying people.
You've managed to turn readers against you.
AHAH LILLY ALLEN IS SUCH A GOOD INFLUENCE
if your going to talk shit about perez
than geet the fck off his website thann
HATERRRS.
hilarious–I see a friendship in the making between you and lovely Lily. You both act like high schoolers. Maybe you 2 can b penpals??????????
She's your long lost sister and I'm pretty sure she stole the pink hair idea from you.
Holy shit Perez she really does look like a troll. And you know what? I've never liked trolls
SEPERATED AT BIRTH: PEREZ AND THE STAY PUFT MARSHMELLOW MAN
aww perez don't ruin the troll doll experience for me..
lilly is so damn cute =]
You have GOT to leave her alone, man.
YES!!!! hahaha i fucking love it!!!
wahhhhh hahahahahaaaaa juajuajuajuaaaaaaaaa jajajajajajajajaja buenísimo! soooo funny! good one Perez! esto pica y se extiende!!!! jajajajajajajajaja hahahahahahaaaaaa
Fuck that bitch! I got yo back Perez!!
That bitch got swampmeat! Just LIKE a troll
I love lily!! She is a doll!!!
lily's badass wether u like it or not
Perez, I don't normally laugh out loud when reading blogs (and NEVER leave comments) but this post is hilarious and had me laughing at my computer screen for several minutes. Nice work.
i actually think she is hot. this does make you look like an ass. she has a career and you do not. you career is based on her so in the long run you are losing. It doesn't matter to you but obviously since you are a gay man yourself you must have serious issues with yourself. get a life , i am not a fan of this girl at all but she definitely is laughing at you right now
Wow, she doesn't look like a fat-ass here….is this a recent pick???Pink hair??? hmm She looks good. She looks so uncomfortably fat usually.
i love lilly.. perez kiss and make up!!