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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen > Separated At Birth

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Left: A troll. Right: Lily Allen.

303 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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  1. marce says – reply to this


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    cannot understand why you dislike her so much.
    i like her, and i think youre acting like an idiot, and
    any attempt she makes to stand up for herself just
    gets her even more ridiculous treatment from you.
    my god, grow up. more people like her than you, and
    you just make yourself look really stupid by doing this
    to someone.



  2. 202

    lmfao good one perez

  3. trave says – reply to this


    203

    Stop hatin' Perez, she fucking rocks plus she's hot!!!!!



  4. 204

    LOL so funny!

    i love all the haters you have Perez! its almost as entertaining to read what they write!
    :D
    xoxox

  5. Faye says – reply to this


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    Hm, i wonder which fucked up doll you look like then. you killed it, stop being a lil bitch just because Lily stood up to you. Not every celebrity is going to sit back and take yer bashes. Yer just being a lil pansy by getting worked up someone talking back to you.

  6. cass says – reply to this


    206

    The problem with this is that the troll doll really looks cute!
    if your going to compare her to something…dont do it with a cute troll doll!
    perez ive seen WAY funnier stuff then this from you…you should of tried a lil bit harder. Remember that thing with Paula and the female grimlin? that was the funniest shitt ever! come on perez…you can do better than this.

  7. angie says – reply to this


    207

    Who is she, serious.. what does she sing? or does she act?

  8. sweet says – reply to this


    208

    Lily Allen is sooo cute!

  9. Miki says – reply to this


    209

    She's rockin' that pink hair.
    Your hair seems like all the scraps on a wig makers floor stuck together with PVA.
    Lily owns.
    =]

  10. Madel says – reply to this


    210

    Lily Allen has kankles.
    Thank you.

  11. Kgrrl says – reply to this


    211

    THIS MADE ME LAUGH!!! Thanks for making my day a bit better :)

  12. sixx says – reply to this


    212

    i've never seen a cuter picture of lily allen, and she's fucking adorable. quit being a cock.

  13. Lilli says – reply to this


    213

    How could you defame the troll? She's never done anything to you.

  14. Mered says – reply to this


    214

    Oh come on, Lily looks soooo cute!

  15. pitoz says – reply to this


    215

    Perez, you need to grow the fuck up. Seriously, you are a 30 year old man, stop acting like a pre adolescent bitch

  16. Layla says – reply to this


    216

    HAHAHAHA

  17. Sherr says – reply to this


    217

    I think you meant the Olsen twins?

  18. beezy says – reply to this


    218

    perez has a crushs on allen. hes acting like a little school boy

  19. mike says – reply to this


    219

    u hella salty ova here i c, p chill out u a cleb now!!!! u cant get salty when they come at u back home boy man up i mean bitch up!!!! lol

  20. Ur wo says – reply to this


    220

    shut ut pie hole and leave lily allen alone

    YOU FREAK

  21. Aimee says – reply to this


    221

    Re: Ur wo – Seriously Perez has issues!! :S Atleast Lily is famous for something that involves talent and skill! Unlike you who bitch about EVERYONEEE



  22. 222

    I looove the people who are making the argument that Lily is the one with talent. This is a form of journalism and to become successful in journalism is not easy. This site is pure talent and success. Lily Allen is a music artist, a one hit wonder, whatever. Everyone's comments are proof of Perez's success in his industry.

  23. BOOTY says – reply to this


    223

    She's actually really pretty, I wish I could look that amazing with Pink hair… infact I bet you wish you could too don't you Perez?

    JEEEAAAAALOUS!



  24. 224

    Who needs this designer imposter chick around anyway?When you're still only half-cool next to a crackhead,you're just a pathetic douche anyways!!She has nothing to offer,and she has cankles….Please re-post the pic from when she hung out with the wank from Oasis,and subsequently went a' cryin' home to her daddy.Whatta trust fund baby!!



  25. 225

    How clever! This fake "feud" between the two of you is such an obvious publicity stunt from which you both benefit. Just look at the comments it has generated already! Over a thousand for just one post! If it weren't a ploy for publicity, you would never have published that picture, you're far too egotistical, vain and lacking in humor for that.
    So how long is it going to be before you kiss and make up and become pink haired BFF's? When the traffic on both of your blogs slows down? Brilliant PR!

  26. Debra says – reply to this


    226

    For someone who doesnt care what other people think of her she sure likes to check perezhilton.com a million times a day to see what people think of her.

    Shame these days only her clothes (trashy) and hair (thrashier) are the only things she gets reported on.

    Please Lily stay in America………….. England doesnt want you!

  27. starg says – reply to this


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    Perez are you taking the piss? As usual you're in such a rush to take the piss out of Lily Allen that instead of putting a picture of a troll next to the picture of Lily you put one of yourself up!

  28. Lynn says – reply to this


    228

    Not funny

  29. sgf says – reply to this


    229

    i love trolls and i love lily allen…. i love you too perez but you suck lately.

  30. becky says – reply to this


    230

    Got it wrong. Separated at birth are the troll and one or both of the Olson sisters. Lily is a cutie whether she is with weight or without. Not many can pull that off.

  31. kaka says – reply to this


    231

    Re: YouAs – i agree :)

  32. RachB says – reply to this


    232

    Haha! Good one Perez!

  33. luska says – reply to this


    233

    sorry Perez, but you act like a 30year old baby.

  34. Rowli says – reply to this


    234

    Must feel bad to have a Troll outpretty you :-D

  35. bryon says – reply to this


    235

    perez fuck up. incase you forgot, you also have had pink hair, blue hair, orange hair, fucked up hair in your time. What is it they say? Dont try to move the speck of wood from my eye before you move th plank from your own. douchebag

  36. JANE says – reply to this


    236

    Re: gg

    TEAM ALLEN!!

    I'm finished with the new BIGOT Perez…where's Mario gone?

  37. tech says – reply to this


    237

    The troll looks more like an Olsen twin.

  38. Harlz says – reply to this


    238

    Uhhhh, NO! The ugliest, skinny, hookerbitches on the planet… ala Olsen twins, CLEARLY were fathered by a troll doll.

    Just because Lily Allen is a dumb bitch and has no fashion sense doesn't mean she is a troll doll.

    Olsen twins = Troll

  39. Kat says – reply to this


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    Perez, I love you, but geez, give Lily a break. She's one of those stars who actually has some talent. Plus she's had a hard year w/ miscarriage and a breakup. You have no idea how that can take a toll on someone. Just give her a break once in a while.

  40. Nasow says – reply to this


    240

    Great! Her long lost sister. I don´t even think you´re that mean here. I´ve seen/read much crueler jokes of yours. But how come she looks so young on this picture? She looks like 14 at the most! How old is this pic?

  41. Happy says – reply to this


    241

    Thr troll is cuter…

  42. Amy says – reply to this


    242

    The troll with pink hair could so easily be you perez

  43. simon says – reply to this


    243

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… good work perez…

  44. South says – reply to this


    244

    TOO FUNNY!

  45. Krist says – reply to this


    245

    WOW…. now you're turning into a 12 year old! I think both the troll and Lily are cute. Stop hating cuz she can rock the pink hair and you just look like the flaming freak fairy you are!!! You give gay men a bad name!

  46. .:::G says – reply to this


    246

    WHaha.. legend =p

    CHick with a d*ck

  47. Jules says – reply to this


    247

    How funny! Ok, so she is having fun having PINK hair, but she has got to know that yes she looks like that troll!

  48. HAHAH says – reply to this


    248

    AHAHAHAH SOOOO SIMILAR! I think I used to have that doll! Lily needs to get it together if she wants continued success, otherwise she could end up like fellow Brit Amy Winehouse!

  49. morza says – reply to this


    249

    fucking hilarious

    love you perez!

  50. jessi says – reply to this


    250

    Perez ur such a gay fatass dick

  51. Jenni says – reply to this


    251

    The troll looks better then Lily Allen!

  52. pk says – reply to this


    252

    I think she looks cute with the pink hair. She's having fun with it, it looks great. Perez is certainly not one that should be commenting on hair color or style. Nice hair at the hot topic signing Perez, you really have room to talk.

  53. perez says – reply to this


    253

    People seriously…..get a sense of humor. If you think that Perez is such a bully then get off the site and get a life. Calling him a fat ass and an asshole is just making you a bully too. Way to go Perez!

  54. Top S says – reply to this


    254

    LOL… I have never even hear a Lilly Allen song or seen her on TV. The only place I have aeen her is here….I though she was Tim Allens daughter :)

  55. conni says – reply to this


    255

    suck it easy lilly allen…u tired pathetic excuse for an "artist" go get drunk and show youre nasty vag again…..AA will always be there hun…

  56. Umm N says – reply to this


    256

    Um actually that looks more like Perez… I believe I have actually seen a picture of him in that dress. The troll is probably what Perez Hilton's love child with Roseanne Barr…I think I just threw up in my mouth a little..gross!!!!

  57. Carol says – reply to this


    257

    who the hell is lily allen??

  58. meg says – reply to this


    258

    who cares about lily allen.

  59. babe says – reply to this


    259

    grow the fuck up you're a fucking joke
    you dont even do anything with your life besides write people off because you arent good enough to make yourself a name in the celeb world for something worth being proud of
    i bet all you do all day is just sit at your computer having bitch sessions just because you cant stand the fact that you wont ever be the best at anything
    lilly allen is amazing, and despite whatever "alcohol problems" there may be (which can happen to anyone, remembering shes under alot of pressure constantly so who even cares if she goes out to parties often), shes still doing way better in life than you ever will
    nobody even fucking cares about your comments on everyone elses fabulous lives
    get a clueeeeeee

  60. madie says – reply to this


    260

    wow these two could pass for twins

  61. K to says – reply to this


    261

    Lilly really looks friggin hot with that pink hair!!

  62. i hat says – reply to this


    262

    LEAVE HER ALONE, FATTY!

  63. whata says – reply to this


    263

    You are a fucking idiot. The girl only had a miscarriage and a relationship breakdown last year and you're calling her a troll? I'm not gonna read your 'blogs' any more and I hope people also stop reading.



  64. 264

    You are so childish. You're the one that looks like a troll you pathetic dick.
    All my love x

  65. izzy says – reply to this


    265

    am i the only one who thinks the pink hair is cute?

  66. Lo says – reply to this


    266

    Pretty sure its the Olson twins you should have in comparison with that Troll, rather than Lily Allan. You're making fun of her hair?? Have you looked in the mirror lately? Plus I'm not too sure why you're comments even bother her, seeing as shes a billion times more sucessful than you, not to mention Europe, whoed probably spit in your face and laugh AT you, given the chance. I don't know who you think you are, Oh thats right! You're PEREZ HILTON! give me break.. I can't wait to see you in 10 years, HAHA now that will be something to laugh about.

    Peace Out from Canada ;)

  67. Julie says – reply to this


    267

    U look more like the troll then she does!!!!

  68. BOYCO says – reply to this


    268

    If you're tired of this bullying and vindictive blogging, quit coming to the site! Boycott it. Everytime you click onto the site, you give it more power. So if you really want to see it tumble, use your consumer power and BOYCOTT THIS SITE!!!!!!!

  69. Zoee says – reply to this


    269

    BAHAHAHAHHA That's a good one.

  70. Elia says – reply to this


    270

    FUCKIN FUNNY PEREZ! lol

  71. Angel says – reply to this


    271

    I CANT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING………..U R DUMB FOR THIS ONE!!! LOL
    (THEY THINK IM CRAZY @ WORK, THAT SHIT IS TOOO FUNNY)

  72. Steph says – reply to this


    272

    This is my favorite thing EVER!! Go Perez!

  73. Ali says – reply to this


    273

    The troll looks more like PEREZ then LILY.Lily is gorgeous,You rock LIly.

  74. Ilian says – reply to this


    274

    This is the best "Seperated AT Birth" pic ever. Nice! LMAO hard

  75. ADRIA says – reply to this


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    I feel bad for all of these poor lily Allen fan as if they have met her they are sticking up for her. I met her and shes a fucking loser. Im sure they went straight to this thread after reading her blog on myspace. What a bunch of losers. Just read the fucking blog and laugh. Im sure your okay when perez posts things about a celeb you dont like. You guys are idiots

  76. KyleS says – reply to this


    276

    lily's new hair is great she's theo nly girl who can pull it off ur a stupid jelouse prick get a life nd a real job instead of making money from other people

  77. jolat says – reply to this


    277

    auuuhmazing!! luffs it.

  78. nono says – reply to this


    278

    really, perez? your hair is this ridiculous all the fucking time! sometimes i agree with what you say, but in situations like these… well, you're the pot calling the kettle black.

  79. ena says – reply to this


    279

    hahaha very funny!

    perez makes fun of stupid people, why is everyone so offended?
    if these people didnt want people like perez to notice them then they would act so damn stupid.

  80. Raina says – reply to this


    280

    Perez you fruitcake, leave Lily alone, I don't know who you think you are but blogging about people doesn't make you a fucking genius.

  81. Impar says – reply to this


    281

    Perezzzzzz,babz, you cant SAY ANYTHING about peoples crazy hair, have you seen yours?!

    i think lily looks cute, lay off her, you got super offended when she bit back - but it was a matter of time, a girl has to stand up for herself you know!!

  82. LaLa says – reply to this


    282

    No Perez.

    This pic is the shittest comeback ever. Lilys pic of u was waaaaaaaay more hilarious.

    I believe the score is now Lily= 4 . . .. Perez= 0

  83. Stfni says – reply to this


    283

    LilyIsAwesome.
    I think the hair is gorgeous, and at least it's something different than all you other boring people. (Please people, don't be so serious about everything!)
    Lily, I love you, keep going, you're great..
    Xx.

  84. LC Ro says – reply to this


    284

    Lily is famous because she is talented & orginal why u hating her?? So what if she gets drunk shes only 23!! i get wrecked every weekend! There are far more train wrecks in America than Lily so leave her alone!!

  85. vk says – reply to this


    285

    Shut up perez….Just becaus she doesn't want to buy your hipe……doesn't mean she is out ……behave yourself

  86. annie says – reply to this


    286

    perez shes a pretty girl and you're horrible.
    oh and i think you look more like that troll.

  87. Rebec says – reply to this


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    perez: you are and obese, narcissistic misogynist, as someone below said you are buying into your own pathetic publicity who probably didn't makeout with john mayer or whoever it was. you use to be cool, amusing and a slightly more respectable celebrity colmnist/commentator. now you have over stepped all boundaries in a desperate attempt to amplify your own undeserved and unmerited fame. what once reflected post-modernism and millenium avant garde, and also had the most up to date and immediate source of news, your sight now only exposes your jealousies, insecurities and desperation. please stop slamming and slandering celebrities and try to regain a degree of dignity and integrity before you lose you "fan Base" and "fame" and become one of those Z-List has beens who you love to insult because that is where you are headed. If you become too try hard you will fall hard.



  88. 288

    i dont know if lily reads this….probably not cause unlike perez she has better stuff t do than sit on a laptop all day …………..but lilly is great, shes cool, shes herself…..shes doin her thing n perez your just a dickhead.

    she looks cute here…..lardass perez…..cant you see the more you keep slating all the celebrities we LOVE the more everyone is turning against you??

    we love lily more than we could give a shit about you. your making enemies. you bring the news and gossip…..we dont actually want your opinion though…

  89. cjb says – reply to this


    289

    hahaha so wonderful and so true!! lily is a mess!

  90. cjb says – reply to this


    290

    ps. rebec chill out an stop trying to be cool with your language, lighten up, it's just a bit of fun

  91. v says – reply to this


    291

    omg…poor troll doll.

  92. clo says – reply to this


    292

    youre so immature.
    wow, they both have pink hair………well done.

  93. lauz says – reply to this


    293

    hah i love the fact that you do this to make people dislike her but you only end up looking a knob.
    grow up and admit you do it becuse you really love her. you clearly are fasinated by her life.

  94. NATTI says – reply to this


    294

    YOU WISH FATASS! GO LOOK AT YOUR OWN DISGUSTING FACE IN THE MIRROR YOU SICK BASTARD.

  95. TRUTH says – reply to this


    295

    Re: Rebec

    oVERCOMPENSATION FOR THE LACK OF A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA. LOL

  96. Hayle says – reply to this


    296

    Wow Perez! You're really copping it good for this one…
    Hopefully the public's comments have given you some insight as to what an asshole you have been. It's obvious you have personal issues where you feel you have to lash out at celebritys for the most pathetic of reasons…all just to make yourself feel and look better - Yes, we as the public love celebrity 'goss' but how is comparing Lily Allen to a 'troll' gossip ? No-one gives a damn about your issues with her, your only getting bad publicity. I suppose any publicity is good publicity for tho right Perez? Cetchaaaa

  97. boli says – reply to this


    297

    perez, you're really showing how much of a hack you are. i used to like you site but now it's apparent how much you suck.

  98. natas says – reply to this


    298

    your so stupid perez

  99. HA! says – reply to this


    299

    Yeah and like your shit job hair is even better! At least has amazing music and what do you have? This pathetic site?

  100. dropp says – reply to this


    300

    lilly is fucking awesome that is all

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