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Humor Is The Best Medicine
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Wacky, Tacky & True
Talking smack is much better than smoking crack, no???
Cable channel Starz is using 'humor' to make sense of its acquisition of the Lindsay Lohan stinker I Know Who Killed Me.
Check out the press release they pumped out to the entertainment news wires to promote the channel's airing:
SUBJECT: It's "The Parent Trap" Meets "Saw" - See Lindsay Lohan in "I Know Who Killed Me" on Starz This Saturday Night Starz Invites You to Experience the Exclusive Pay TV Premiere
Lindsay Lohan
In
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Saturday, June 14 at 9 p.m. (ET/PT) on Starz
Winner of EIGHT RAZZIE AWARDS (2008) including:
Worst Picture
Worst Actress (Lindsay Lohan) – twice
Worst DirectorWhat the critics had to say:
“Gruesomely tawdry and inept.” Entertainment Weekly
“A disaster that exerts a perverse fascination.” Variety
“Bad is easy: this level of awful approaches the genius.” Flick Filosopher
“…it is the kind of strangely fascinating terrible that can make for an entertaining time at the movies under the right circumstances.” eFilmCritic.com
“No review could really do justice to the monumental trashiness of this mess; it really has to be seen to be believed.” New York Daily News
“Exquisite in its awfulness….”
Quad City Times“The film is so cheap, lurid and overwrought, it could be made up of lost reels from Grindhouse, except it lacks the knowing, self-referential humor of that B-movie parody.”
Minneapolis Star Tribune
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
We're sure Lindsay loves it.
Y'all remember when she actually said out loud that she wants to win an Oscar????
Ha!!!!!!!!!!
why don't you put a cock where your typing fingers are, perez?!?! STUPID PRICK!!!
if i was Lindz .. oh hh complete and sheer panic.. Imagine being the greatest treasure of all time… i do not know her, but she seems like a true tomboy! she is herself when she wants to be.. she can win all hearts, it's a redhead thing!!!!~~
Wow, you've turned into a bitter loser dude. Congrats on the success up to this point but you've gotten so personal lately, dude grow an extra layer of skin and deal with it. BTW Lil Allen owns you dude, deal with it and move on, you'd have more ground to stand on if you actually had a successful venture.
LOL hilarious picture, Perez you've become an ass all of a sudden stop being so sensitive, just report we don't care about you personally, no offense or anything.
they should change the title of this movie
i honestly recommend " I KNOW WHO KILLED MY CAREER"
Hello- I work at the HOT TOPIC where this piece of shit appearted on friday ( I was not working that day but showed up for shit n giggles ) ONLY 7 people showed up.SEVEN.That’s it.Mario was BEYOND upset texting and DEMENDING the right water,food,ETC he was a rude royal pain in the ass and BEYOND crass.Talking about scat porn,fisting some kid and otherbest left unsaid topics.My manager was trying to get people to come in to meet Perez by handing out $5 gift cards NO ONE WANTED TO MEET HIM! His mother and sister were there and he seemed to take it out on them (they are both fat BTW and smelled nasty!) anyways he left around 8:45PM without saying goodbye to anyone & looked like he had been crying like the little bitch he is. We sold a grand total of $6.45 of Perez Hilton items between 6PM - 9PM. My manager has already talked about discounting his ‘line’ !"
no. smokin rocks is better than talkin shit!
According to numerous reports, Perez Hilton's "fashion" line is turning out to be an absolute belly flop. Heads are sure to roll at Hot Topic, the backers of his clown gear.
Despite being given the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to meet, greet, and get an autograph from Perez, only seven showed up to the launch of his line at the Hot Topic
store on Hollywood
anythingisgoodthing
Oh what a suprise! (not) Perez is taking the piss out of Lindsay Lohan.
It's really getting boring perez wtf's wrong with you? (besides being fat, ugly, smelly and a fame whore!)
It is a good film, don't know what everyones moaning about.
They are simply making it sound bad because Lohan is in it.
Don't judge until you've watched it.
x
AS LONG AS I POST SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT YOU, I GET THROUGH. HOW INCREDIBLY INTERESTING!!!!!
Re: tb –
totally agree! mario, you're a dickhead.
its funny, cuz some of the celebrities you hate are some of the most down to earth people in the industry - avril lavigne, jessica alba and nicole kidman are all REALLY nice people. avril's really shy, jessica's very polite, and since when has the fact nicole kidman having botox should be ANY different from any other celebrity whos gone under the knife.
get your head out from the gutters mario - stop while your (behind) ahead!
LOSER..THE MOVIE CAN BE BAD BUT HER PERFORMANCE CAN BE GREAT, ITS TWO DIFERENT THINGS..ITS NOT HER FAULT SHES NOT EDITING OR DIRECTING THE MOVIE YOU PIG STOP TRASHING HER FOR NOTHING ARE YOU A LEZBOPHOBIC?
Soon enough, Perez will keep this site not ONLY to trash talk people but also to keep being ONLY humiliated by people. A newer version of Heidi and Spencer, "As long as it is about me".
Perez will never admit losing face and giving up the life that this site and his low-class bully style has proportionated.
Everything that goes up, must come down.
god, she must look really disgusting naked.
all i can think about is those damn freckles.
LOHAN ALWAYS HAS THAT STUPID RELIEVED INSANELY HAPPY LOOK ON HER DUMB AS DOGSHIT FACE WHENEVER SHE SPOTS A PAPPARAZZI ABOUT TO TAKE HER PHOTO!!! ……………………EVEN WHEN SHE HAS HER CARPET MUNCHING GUYGIRL ON HER ARM - ……………
SHE IS THE MOST DESPERATE D LIST CELEB OUT THERE - ……………….. EVEN MORE DESPERATE THAT HILTON !!!! DAMM SHE IS ONE FUGLY CARPET MUNCHING DIKE !!!!LOHAN ALWAYS HAS THAT STUPID RELIEVED INSANELY HAPPY LOOK ON HER DUMB AS DOGSHIT FACE WHENEVER SHE SPOTS A PAPPARAZZI ABOUT TO TAKE HER PHOTO!!! ……………………EVEN WHEN SHE HAS HER CARPET MUNCHING GUYGIRL ON HER ARM - ……………
SHE IS THE MOST DESPERATE D LIST CELEB OUT THERE - ……………….. EVEN MORE DESPERATE THAT HILTON !!!! DAMM SHE IS ONE FUGLY CARPET MUNCHING DIKE !!!!
Perez get a new hobby please. If you put as much attention into yourself as you did this blog you might actually have a life.
I thought that it was a great movie. I guess I am the only one…
Also, I think lindsey has a pathetic personal life and I don't care much for her but I do think she is a very talented actress so I don't know why people hate on her career so much
that movie did not suck!
I'VE SEEN IT. IT WAS HORRIBLE. GOD IT WAS SO BAD.
HAHAHA
yea.
wants to win an oscar??
bahahaha even the ginger from harry potter told her she couldn't act.
no offense to you rupert.
you're a sexy ginger.
ugh.
gingers.
Okay. She did have talent at one point but she's washed up now! she's a total loser! throw in the towel sweety. until you start taking your career more seriously than your partying you'll forever be a little hollywood whore.
and I LOVE PEREZ! SO AS LONG AS YOU PEOPLE GET ON HERE AND BASH HIM YOU'RE JUST KEEPING HIS SITE ALIVE! DUHHHH
Lindsey won't think she is so smart if THAT CHIMP bites her?
i actually liked the movie, i bought the movie , and saw it in the theaters it wasn't as bad as people were making it seem. give her a break shes getting herself back together and finally seems happy. btw you deleted my comment b4 which is a clear sign of the douchiness that is you
i love Lindsay.. leave the girl alone. i'm sure if my life was always talked about i wouldn't be perfect either.. no ones is. she does what she does and she does it well. i loveee you linds
don't listen to the haters!!!
I LOVE YOU LILO!
I KNOW YOU'LL WIN AN OSCAR AND PROVE ALL THOSE JEALOUS BITCHES WRONGGGG
YOUR BLOG IS BECOMING BORING
YOU JUST TALK ABOUT LINDSAY LOHAN
WHAT THE FUCK,,,
GET OVER IT,, SHE IS NOT THAT INTERRESTING
Why oh why is lindsy so jealouse of Julia Stiles? the people want to know.
YOU SHOULD ALL FUCK YOURSELFS! PEREZ IS THE SHIT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT HE DOES OR HOW HE DOES IT STOP COMMING TO HIS EFFING SITE! YA'LL ARE PISSED CAUSE YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY DOING WHAT HE DOES! IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, HE ALWAYS KNOW WHATS GOING ON WITH WHO FIRST!!! ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
OMG, the Quad City Times!!! LMAO!!!! That's awesome!
i actually saw this movie and it really sucked i didnt get it, like it just didnt make since to me. the ending was shity wait the whole movie was shity but lindsey did a good job acting in it, nd even tho this movie sucked i still think lindsey is a amazing actress i think she should just be carefull with the roles she picks… lindsey rocks
I am tired of people hating on Lindsay. I have seen her crazy daddy. She has alot to overcome. There's no telling what she went through. There has to be a good reason why she avoids him most of the time. If you haven't been there you shouldn't judge her.
Sad part is, I actually liked that movie and thought it had a reserved noir quality to it.
i loved this movie and i thought it was smart.
I liked the movie, I like Lindsay Lohan in general. I think the crazy bitch is a genius and is actually a very talented actress.
However I do love Perez and I think most of what he writes is hilarious, but I really do like Lindsay. To anyone who is mad about this get over it I think it's kind of funny, and Lindsay is a celebrity so shes fair game for Perez.
-Zach