Dear Lily
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > Lily Allen > When Celebrities Blog
You're obviously an idiot!
How could you not know that your U.S. label, Capitol Records, has an office in Los Angeles????
In fact, their building is one of the most iconic structures in Hollywood!
Did we also mention that you're a liar?
We don't know what the eff you're talking about regarding "your former manager" and some crush on him, but we do know he has a few stories to tell about you and your behavior. So you might wanna shut your piehole!
We had the pleasure of meeting you at the Brit Awards two years ago and you were so drunk you could barely speak, but what words you did say you managed to insult Mark Ronson, the man who produced your debut album. You called him a hack, as we recall, and thankfully we have a very good memory.
Blame it on the booze, sweetie. That must be your motto in life!
Shouldn't you be doing more productive things than blogging about Perez??? Don't you have a new album to record???
Naw, you're too busy pAArtying it up at the Chateau Marmont.
Well, go ahead, sweetie. Full on!
We look forward to reporting your trip to rehab in a few months!
P.S. Here's what the trainwreck former singer just posted on her blog:
"I am not a liar Pee pEe , how can I possibly have been to Capitols office in the last year when my visa to get into the states was only granted three weeks ago, there is no Capitol office in LA as far as I know and I certainly haven't been to New York in the past few days , you should know , you've documented my every move since I got here ? And many people ask to have their photos taken with me , I don't keep a record of peoples names . You wouldn't understand that though , you can probably remember the names and faces of all seven fans that turned up to your clothing line signing the other day.
I made you a present
now if i'm so irrelevant , stop subscribing to my blog and let me get back to work .
I dare you to post this on your site"
Update: Wikipedia is wrong.
Like we said, you're an idiot!
[Drunk Lily image via WENN.]
haha thats hilarious! she owned you pee pee!! its about time celebrities are really talking shit about. you can dish it out about all the celebrities and then you PRETEND you are one but when people talk about you …YOU CANT TAKE IT!
Aw, Perez! We love you! You rock! You're thinner than Allen, she shouldn't talk!
LOL! This shiz is TOO funny! Everything you have posted today is not like "Perez" . I think Lily got to you and it has thrown your game off. It has to hurt to look at all the comments and see that everyone is laughing at you for a change … KARMA is a beeaytch!! You should be really careful, I think everyone's getting a bit tired of you treating people like sh!t and they might just revolt and retire your a$$, Lily is one of a million of people that you have made hate you, you should enjoy your five minutes before there up! Also, why put up all these charity sites if you still take cheap shots at helpless little kids on your site?? what gives? It's a shame because you could have been so much better, but you're so ugly on the inside
How can you people say that he's taking it poorly? He's posted what she wrote to show everyone. He isn't ashamed or embarassed, he's just showing what she wrote because she dared him to. None of this makes sense. She's a washed up nobody. Do you dumbasses REALLY believe drugs and alcohol didn't play a role in her miscarraige? I don't know if they did or not, but if I had to bet, I'd bet yes. And yes, she was smoking while she was pregnant, there were pics. I really don't understand how any one can be mad at Perez here. He's doing what he gets paid to do. And how childish of you all to bring up that his clothing line isn't doing as well as hoped. What does that even have to do with this??? NOTHING! Is there no one who can see reason any more? I think we are all headed for a future like the one depicted in "Idiocracy". A lot of the posts on this thing seem to verify that, and it scared the fuck out of me. I hope you can all get a life. If she doesn't like it, she can always stop reading this site. Perez writes about it because that's his job. She writes about it because she's a loser whining about being a loser. I wish she would just fade into obscurity like a good little has-been.
lol i love lily and i love perez….u guys are too funny!
i wonder if she actually thinks that picture would hurt someones feelings… i think it is so funny. even if you did look that way perez, you'd still be hot! hotter than her and her stupid fucking pink hair…
dear lily allen
guess what…no one would even know who the hell you were if it wasnt for perez hilton now just end that career of yours you never started by diving off a bridge. you are not the bigger person here obviously. you are most certainly not cut out to be famous if you cant just brush off someone whos job it is to rag on celebrities. or in your case wannabes. fuck you.
Amen Bridg!!! He posted it risking embarrassment!! Obviously he can take it!!!
LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!
SOAK UP THE ATTENTION HONEY AND WORK IT OUT!!!!
LILY IS SUCH A GROSS SLUT AND SHE'S JUST PISSED THAT SOMEBODY'S FINALLY POINTING IT OUT!
NO ONE LIKES HER HERE IN CANADA BABE!
STAY FIERCE PEREZLICIOUS!
dear lily allen
guess what…no one would even know who the hell you were if it wasnt for perez hilton now just end that career of yours you never started by diving off a bridge. you are not the bigger person here obviously. you are most certainly not cut out to be famous if you cant just brush off someone whos job it is to rag on celebrities. or in your case wannabes. fuck you.
perez you are acting ridiculous lately with your clear hidden agendas and your biases…..
Lily called you out….and she's right…
COME ON PEREZ THAT PICTURE SHE MADE AND THAT CAPTION WAS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY LOL
You are a GEEK
+ i'm tired of your Lezlo and SaMANtha shit. you are such a gay bashing homophobe of a gay guy. i used to like your site but now you are so typical and predictable and BORING
P - stop being so mean. It's depressing.
I agree with most, Lily has def. struck one your nerves. Actually she has your sense of humor on bashing and she's giving it right back.
Oh Perez. Lily is so right. The typical gay man. Only says good things about the young boys. Stop hating on the girls. Those young boys you always drool over think you are disgusting (last pic on your post is good example). You are not 15 anymore. Get over it PEDO.
lilly allen is a dirty drunken whore and perez rules the world!
haha, btw check her blog again. Capitol doesn't own that building anymore!!
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
YOU'RE SO PATHETIC
AND YOUR CLOTHING LINE IS THE UGLIEST THING EVER
Just stop trying to promote your how do you put it "hot mess" self and report what you originally intended to do… CELEBS! You are not one and never will be…You associate with people who can't stand you, but hope they're put on your site because it is free publicity. As for whoring yourself, you're totally a sell out… I used to love coming to your site and checking out what hollywoods elite were up to, but then it became a what is PEREZ up to… no body cares about your shit, and you have just lost a faithful fan to your site due to your stupid antics!
Leave poor Lily allonneeeeeeee~~!
LOVE YOU PEREZ!
SOAK UP THE ATTENTION HONEY AND WORK IT OUT!
LILY IS SUCH A GROSS SLUT AND SHE'S JUST PISSED THAT SOMEBODY FINALLY POINTED IT OUT!
NO ONE HERE IN CANADA LIKES HERE ANYWAY!
STAY FIERCE PEREZLICIOUS!
Mark Ronson - brother to L.Lo's girlfriend Samantha? So that is the connection to Lily and only not that she is a huge fan. Her brother produces her music….
WTF? You had it coming, bro. You suddenly turned on her awhile back. What'd she do, hit on someone you have a secret, desperate crush on?
As for the picture she posted, definitely the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. You've gotten too big for your britches and it's about time someone knocked you down to size.
Perez, I love you! You are fabulous! Lily is just an ole bitch!
Re: READ! –
Here is Perez's bio you wanted to read:
I was born. I got really fat because I am a fucking lazy pig. Everyone picked on me because I was such a fag. No fag would do me coz I'm so ugly. I picked on Jennifer Aniston because she was everything I wanted to be - pretty, popular, funny, rich, famous, successful. That got me attention so I picked on lots of other women and successful gay guys. I still hate myself. I died alone and forgotten at 31 in a pile of taquitos and dog vomit. Everyone else lived happily ever after.
You apparently have no obvious talent of your own so you find it satisfying to dish so-called dirt on others. My question is, if you know you are the most hated web site on the internet, why keep it up? It must make you feel big to make others feel small. I feel quite sorry for you and hope that someday you will find inner peace and happiness that insulting talented people will not bring you. You may have money, but people like Lily have god given gifts. At the end of the day, what do you have to offer other than hurtful words and bad karma?
Re: BLaws – OMG, this is precious! Bwaaahhaaahhaaa!!!!
Leave Lily alone. She is a talented, down to earth young woman and a very refreshingly honest celebrity. "Perez", you are an infantile and perverse drama queen and you should be embarrassed. I wonder who your sources are when you can't even get Lily's record label right, and claim that she has a feud with another artist, of whom she wasn't even aware. This is the most accurate picture of you I think I've ever seen. I just like Lily more and more!
By the way, you don't know the first thing about fashion, and most of the celebs that you diss for looking bad actually look very decent. You, on the other hand - Just the other day, MuchMusic was making fun of the ridiculous outfit you wore to their MMVAs last year. Absolutely everyone thought it was hideous. I can't believe you think you've got class!
I hope you get run over by a float at a gay pride parade.
You guys are both lame. Must I repeat the famous quote about fighting over the internet? You're stooping down to each other's level and it's only digging deeper. Be an adult and call it off, Perez.
Perez expects someone from a foreign country to know every building in every city in America? Dude, you haven't even mastered writing in English yet and that's your fucking "job"….even if you do do it in your panties and a flowered hat.
Meanwhile, Capitol Records hasn't had that building for YEARS!! There are no Capitol Records offices in that building you tool, Perez!! And you called Lily an idiot! Bwhahaha!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HAha ha ha ha
I'm going to buy every album she releases for the rest of her life now. GO LILY!
stop.
She is such a douche!!! OMG!
I find it absolutely hilarious that she's responding to Perez! It's almost amusing as the people who dislike Perez so much that they have to constantly post in his blog about it. Ya'll, this is how Perez makes his money, so of course he's blogging and reading. Lily, frankly I *used* to think you were a class act. And having been through a miscarriage myself - no, I don't think you can blame your asshattery on that.
That was so funny. P you know she got you good on the photoshop pic..Best one ever..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..damn she dogged you big time on your terms!! Im still laughing…whew***
Isnt it funny how the ppl commenting on here cant think of any good insult? its all.. hey perez.. you fat ass. Lets get real… saying a comment like that is like pointing at a kid with down syndrome and calling him a retard. its too obvious and too lame. not to say your a fat ass Perez… Im totally on your team. I love how you took her dare and ran with it. proves to them ppl that say you cant take it that you can.
lily's a fucking hack. what a joke that girl. in a year we'll be struggling to remember who she was. but perez is an establishment.
suck it, brit.
LOL @ "there is no Capitol office in LA as far as I know" … go back home, Ms. Allen. You are an embarrassment to yourself, your country, your fans, and likely to your family. So pathetically ignorant. And so ready to blame others for all of your problems. LOL so very believable!
PEREZZZERS, yer the bomb. *heart* Keep doing what yer doing! We lurves it! And make me your copy editor so we can avoid embarrassing mistakes like 'emembered.' I'll work for free!
dear lily allen, u need to go back to britian where all you hasbeens belong, you give your country a bad name, and look at you in the last photo of getting a pedicure done, your tits are so saggy and pointy, wear a fuckin bra, your feet are gross, you cant afford a fill-in on your highlights, and your hair is pink and u look llike u belong in a trailer. peace the eff out.
you got PWNED , che gordo puto, porque no te tiras a una pileta de pijas bien de culo godito mariconazo, te CAGO bien CAGADO la minita esta, ni sabias que lo habian vendido el edificio, por eso como el resto de los americanos, no sos mas que un dogor puto con el culo bien abierto y el cerebro bien cerrado.
Chupate un culo pelotudito!!
OH & for all of the Perez haters.. get the fuck off his site.. hypocrits!!!
Yeah, I have to admit Perez, you ARE a huge bully.
I'm a faithful reader, but I have to shake her head whenever you start on with the mean spirited comments.
I mean, her hair and her drunkeness is one thing, but making fun of her miscarriage? That's fucked up.
Re: chris – perez proves he can take it he posted that pic saying that he can laugh at himself too u r an idiot
Sure, they are both childish. But those of you defending Perez and bashing lily by saying it was horrible to do something like that… HELLO! Perez does the same thing all day to a lot of people some who don't deserve it either! Even though I like Perez, he has to learn to take it. He always says how he talks about these celebrities because he would be able to handle it if it happened to him but whenever something bad happens, like his hot topic line, instead of fessing up to it and moving on, he lies or acts all bitchy. Be the bigger man Perez(no pun intended) and lay it to rest.
you're not really in a position to call someone a liar perez, what with stealing cheques from your roommate a few years back. besides that, a drunken lying messy lily allen is worth 1000 of you.
aha good times. it does look like you perez, i still love your page darling. TEAM LILY
I applaud Lily for sticking up for herself..she has slammed you gooooood…lol luvs it!
What is your big problem with Allen anyway? Are you jealous that she's started dyeing her hair too?
By the way, Capitol records hasn't been IN the Capitol records building for a few years now, they sold it. Check your "sources."
Re: WTF? –
"hey perez.. you fat ass. Lets get real… saying a comment like that is like pointing at a kid with down syndrome and calling him a retard. its too obvious and too lame"
Maybe you didn't notice but that's what Perez does all day long. Oh, I'm sorry…he also draws white lines on people's pictures.
Whooooo Go Lily
oh pfffft.
Lily is a stupid cunt. She has done this before and obviously will do it again to get more attention. She can dish it out but can't take it. She has slagged of various celebs for no reason. Now it's her turn to crumble. She did it with Cheryl Tweedy. She talked a lot of shit and even recorded a song (Cheryl Tweedy by Lily Allen) making fun of her. Then when Cheryl bit back Lily went through her "Oh, everyone hates me. I'm fat and ugly. Baw!!! Feel bad for me!". Team Cheryl & Perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha!! Looks like Perez has been working out a bit by looking at this picture you pathetic little "man". Team Allen!
Lily is actually kinda witty. And semi intelligent. I think u guys look a little silly for getting into a slaying match with her. Plus we all get boozed when we go to fancy pants awards - its free!
ummm shes such a douche….i used to like her…but nowwwwww…not soo much!! LoVe U PereZ**
People really need to get over themselves. And someone should remind people that what Perez is writing is for our entertainment! And everyone can say whatever the hell they want.
Honestly, maybe Lily should take this situation to reevaluate the was she is living.
El que se lleva se aguanta …
HAHAHA. gotta love her.
Perez, you are bully!
Team Lily!
haha perez
your a bad ass
I love you Perez!!!
why is there a random question mark in her posting??
first off, fucks, YOU ARE ON PEREZ'S SITE. dont come here trying to talk shit to him when youre on his damn site. perez gives us the news about everything before even fucking E! gets it out there. second, if you have such a problem with what he says about lily, why dont you encourage her to get known for her music again instead of her pAArtying ways. anyways, perez, you are fabulous. i love you, fuck em.
Lily Allen is a low-class novelty act who will probably blame everything - including her idiotic behavior long before she was pregnant - on her miscarriage. Oh yeah - and Capital doesn't have offices in L.A.? What planet is this revolting moron living on?
PEREZ YOU'RE THE FUCKING IDIOT! It's a well known fact that virgin records has bought out capitol records and that capital records does not exist in that building anymore! All of the businesses and offices belong to other companies. So she is right you fucking dumb ass
I love Lily Allen right now
get a real job perez
well she's a bitch.
we all love you perez.
don't listen to the haters.
you actually have a life that doesn't consist of going out and getting wasted off your ass.
as far as i know, you're more famous than her.
and she totally copied your hair.
you had colored hair first.
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kisses
AHAH PEREZ! YOUR SO DUMB. F
FIRST OF ALL:
ALL YOU DO IS TALK SHIT ABOUT CELEBRITIES BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOO LIFE! ALL OF THEM HATE YOU BECAUSE YOUR FAT AND UGLY! STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE SUCH A SOCIALITE BECAUSE YOUR NOT.
SECOND LILLY ALLEN IS 3 THINGS YOUR NOT!:
PRETTY
TALENTED
SMART
SHE LAUNCHED HER OWN CARRER HERSELF! AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? NOTHING BUT TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE.
BUT LISTEN UP! TALKING SHIT WONT MAKE YOU AND LESS FAT & UGLY!
SO SOTP, BCZ AMERICA IS ON TEAM LILY!
AND THAT PICTURE IS SOO FUNNY! LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU!
That was brill on her part. Sorry P, I like your site but you are too mean to a lot of people you post about. You can report stuff without being crude, rude, and nasty…..
I'm sorta glad to see someone give you what you dish out…obviously you can't handle it……pretty funny. I don't hate Perez, I just think he's too mean and that if he's truly trying to improve his life and become a better person(like he said he was), then that means to be more mature with his postings…more responsible. What he posts gets read by so many people and some of the things he posts are downright terrible.
TEAM PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lilly Allen=PUTA!!!! VIVA PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO you got owned you stupid fuck
Your fat ass deserves everything bad and all ill wishes.
oooo someone can't take the heat…you got served Perez! LOL
perez dear, i love you but you make talkin shit into a living, but as soon as someone returns the favor you freak? what the hell?
Quoting "you" here: PEREZ YOU'RE THE FUCKING IDIOT! It's a well known fact that virgin records has bought out capitol records and that capital records does not exist in that building anymore! All of the businesses and offices belong to other companies. So she is right you fucking dumb ass
All I can say is if this person is right then Perez, you aren't looking to intelligent right now….lmao
your both so childish!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA GOOD FOR HER!!
your a sad man. Thats all. Surely you have some deep rooted issues which causes you to lash out at people, did mommy not show you enough love? Daddy, he just didnt understand, is that it??? Why dont you reconnect with yourself and stop crying out for attention… eventually you are going to fade to black.. so have alittle respect for yourself.
ok, if so many people think perez is an idiot, why the fuck are you going on his site?
That fucking twat has no talent, can't sing, and has the IQ of a fruitfly. All she does is whine, bitch, and moan, like a little brat.
Why don't you leave her alone you stupid ass. She's just lost a baby and if you aren't a woman you will never understand the emotional fallout of that. It's a true testament that this world is going down the crapper that knobs like you can make money off someone elses' misery. I'm sure there is a special place in hell for you fellah.
You deserve this Perez because I usually love you but this time you are being a douche. Hear that splash? That is Perez Hilton officially jumping the shark.
too funny! Dude give it up…you're just not gonna win this one…she's totally right.
wow you know perez im a long time reader but im starting to fucking hate you. lily is right. ur practicully a stalker. youve been stalking her every move for a while now. she is a partier like most people her age. she is just famous and is constantly in the spotlight so her every move is "documented" like lily said. GIVE IT A FUCKING REST PEREZ!!! And get on a fucking tredmill lame ass. and stop defending yourself cause lily owned your ass here mother fucker. you have no respect for no one in hollywood anymore it seems so i have no respect for you.
Lily really shouldn't talk about "chubbs". Lol, it's like the pot calling the kettle black.
hahahahha
perez.. with talking about how that dude should kill himself.. and then this.. you're going down the drain.
what a bummer. i used to like you.
You are such an angry, sad person. It must suck!
SHE SOOO got you. Capitol Office in LA is CLOSED….they are all in NYC.
omg, i cnt believe you're being so mean, childish and insensitive. "idiot" is too strong a word, and everybody lies, so don't you dare say you're not a fuckin' liar.
Shouldn't you be doing more productive things than blogging about Lily??? Don't you have a new clothing line to worry about the lack of sales???
fuck lily allen. sloppy drunken brit has nothing on perez hilton.
You mother fkn rock PEREZ!!! I LOVE YOU PEREZITO !!!
Perez- if you're gonna make a living off of ditching shit towards people all the time you should be able to have it thrown back at you without turning total diva and being overly defensive…..
because of how you reacted it turned her witty blog into a total WIN
you got owned on this one braaa
lily allen sux and so does her music. she has no life. she must be checking this site all the time now- why does she care
Oh please! If Perez is so washed up why is wreckalicous in such a tizzy? Grow up girl! You're famous–be happy anybody is talking about you considering all the work you've done lately!!
Perez is an ugly swamp donkey!
It says a lot about a person who dishes but can't take being dished. I personally could care less about this little tiff. So she took a pic with Katy and didn't remember… who cares?
team lily!
Leave her alone you ass HOLE.