Dear Lily
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > Lily Allen > When Celebrities Blog
You're obviously an idiot!
How could you not know that your U.S. label, Capitol Records, has an office in Los Angeles????
In fact, their building is one of the most iconic structures in Hollywood!
Did we also mention that you're a liar?
We don't know what the eff you're talking about regarding "your former manager" and some crush on him, but we do know he has a few stories to tell about you and your behavior. So you might wanna shut your piehole!
We had the pleasure of meeting you at the Brit Awards two years ago and you were so drunk you could barely speak, but what words you did say you managed to insult Mark Ronson, the man who produced your debut album. You called him a hack, as we recall, and thankfully we have a very good memory.
Blame it on the booze, sweetie. That must be your motto in life!
Shouldn't you be doing more productive things than blogging about Perez??? Don't you have a new album to record???
Naw, you're too busy pAArtying it up at the Chateau Marmont.
Well, go ahead, sweetie. Full on!
We look forward to reporting your trip to rehab in a few months!
P.S. Here's what the trainwreck former singer just posted on her blog:
"I am not a liar Pee pEe , how can I possibly have been to Capitols office in the last year when my visa to get into the states was only granted three weeks ago, there is no Capitol office in LA as far as I know and I certainly haven't been to New York in the past few days , you should know , you've documented my every move since I got here ? And many people ask to have their photos taken with me , I don't keep a record of peoples names . You wouldn't understand that though , you can probably remember the names and faces of all seven fans that turned up to your clothing line signing the other day.
I made you a present
now if i'm so irrelevant , stop subscribing to my blog and let me get back to work .
I dare you to post this on your site"
Update: Wikipedia is wrong.
Like we said, you're an idiot!
[Drunk Lily image via WENN.]
LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha Go LILLY!!! Its so true. Nobody likes you perez you chicken shit!
Perez got owned? Did you people not read what he just said…that has been (who was only around for a few months in her prime) is hardly in working order, a god aweful druged up, drunken mess. She's disgusting, a terrible excuse of what a little fame can do to these weak individuals. Her albums are shit, her attitude is terrible and she has done nothing with her fame but make headlines for being a mess in public… yea, she sure owned him. Morons. Team perez for ever. Seriously. Your insanely honest, intelligent and respectable. I think its amazing that you continue to do what you do. Don't let these idiots hurt you. You look great, I'm so proud of you for all of your accomplishments over the last few months, and I'm especially happy you didn't just let that drunk mess run her mouth…or fingers. I'm surprised she could type coherantly.
i love all the anonymous bashing. at least when perez makes fun of someone and their behavior they know exactly who its comes from. and no need to insult the man that brings entertainment to your lives.
Wow, what a picture… Very "mature" on her part *rolls eyes*
She is out of control; maybe if she behaved he wouldn't talk about her….
"now if i'm so irrelevant , stop subscribing to my blog and let me get back to work .
I dare you to post this on your site"
Wow Lily, Perez is somehow preventing you from getting back to work? I thought that was your lack of self discipline and common sense.
You want him to leave your blog alone, but then in the very next sentence you write "I dare you to post this on your site" If thats not hypocritical and starved for attention, I don't know what is.
Perez is not bothered by her at all. Gossip is what he does for a living and he loves it. lily is some dime a dozen singer turned piece of trash.
Much love to you both! Seriously.
Re: MmHmm –
Yeah cause thats totally the same… **rolls eyes**
oh god this is HIGHlarious! TEAM PEREZ!!! At least this is your job (blogging and all) she needs to lay off the booze and focus on repairing her reputation! being a mess isn't cute honey. Ignore the shit people say about you because when you try to defend yourself you look like a pathetic idiot that spends too much time reading about herself.
This is too fricken funny!
Team Lily
JUST WOW… I did not need to see the p-dog in camo gitch (although mostly hidden..gracias).
It seems that your struggle with the Cubano/El Sandwich mixto, has not been a good one (and thats based on your regular pictures… which I would hope are vetted by someone other than yourself prior to posting).
Anyway.. I'm not a huge fan of Lily, but do enjoy her music from time to time, and I'm not really sure that you've given her a fair shake, as it were.
Would be soooooooooooooooooooooo funny to see you on that reality fatty show… the biggest loser…, but even if you never get selected for that show…. you'll always be the biggest loser in my heart.
HAHAHAHAHAH KARMA WILL GET YOU PEREZ YOUR 15 MIN IS ALMOST UP
TEAM LILLY
she's dumb. I'm sorry but…it's the sad truth, I love her music, and actually loved her until she turned into a hot mess. Aspiring to be Britney now are we Miss Allen?
Her not remembering that she met Katy Perry makes her look like the biggest douche in the world. How do you forget someone you meet? Shows you care…not!
And Perez is only doing his job, did anyone forget that Perez gets paid to "bash" people?(mind you, he is only reporting on the truth, may sound like bashing when the perosn he reports on is acting a fool)
That photo is funny, but not that funny cuz techinically, Perez isn't really fat anymore.
Lily Looses. (Perezito, you got a tad bit Kanye on us and her, I must admit)
Re: lilyi – here here!! exactly
you sir, are an asshole
i fart in your general direction
Go Team Lily!
GO LILY!!!!!!! she defffff hit the spot by saying only 7 people showed up to your shitty clothing autograph signing. =)
haha
I love a good slinging match. Good on lilly for trying but she looks a tad silly.
I have one question, Who is Lilly Allen anyway?
Somehow in a matter of a few days I've gone from leaving you're awesome Perez! comments to you're obnoxious Perez! comments. Seriously you don't have to go after any little "attack" someone makes on you and personally I think she had every right to respond to your post on her blog… your post on her was more personal than usual and more offensive than usual. So go Lily! Perez stop being a douche! You just look childish! I thought you were better than this crap.
Ease up on her, Perez.
Re: pntorres – just for that reason
TEAM LILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez, You're a fat piece of shit. You're such a goat too, waiting for celebrities to either fuck up or do great things so you can direct the public's idea of them. Fucking loser. You are not only UGLY on the outside, you are ugly on the inside. And that cartoon pic of you at the top of your site doesn't look anything like you. Well, unless you weighed a decent weight, which you don't you overweight piece of shit. TEAM LILY!!!!
ahhahahah fag perez you suck. face up to it.
Re: READ! – BECAUSE loser I work in an office and Im killing Time. And DIDNT hate Perez til I read this blog and realised he's a whingey little bitch who cant take retalition. whats your excuse for the hating you giant hypocrite! Oh and by the way an autobiography of someone who sits in front of a computer all day. FASCINATING!
I love Perez! Nothing fazes you!
YOUR A FUCKING ARSEHOLE PEREZ!!! why do you always threaten people with information.. let me guess it will magically turn up in a magazine next week?? learn to take it if you're going to dish it..!!
YOU SUCK PEREZ!! GET A REAL JOB YOU LOSER AND LEAVE LILLY ALONE. JUST BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS SHE IS DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE A HATER.
I agree with what 90% of the people on here are saying . . . you can dish it out, but you throw a fucking hissy fit when somebody actually stands up to your fugly ass. Team Lily all the way.
OH! and since you're supposedly "losing so much weight", as you always brag about on here . . . props to you for that . . . but never rule out plastic surgery. You can lose all the weight you want, but you don't wanna end up being a skinny pig-nosed asshole.
why did lilly allen put perez's face on her body?
wtf?
GOOOOOOO perez!!! lily allen's totally lame!!! and totally wrong about everything she goes on and on about!! theres no capital records in L.A.?!!!!!!!!! wtf! of course there IS! and wow what an original picture! ahhah i dare you to post this hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah best part!!!!
you go perez! lily allen's a fucking mess!
WWTDD SH!TS ALL OVER THIS SITE YOU SUCK PEREZ
Re: FReal – BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My sentiments on the autobiography exactly. READ's a tool.
You guys are both FUCKTARDS!
TEAM ALLEN!!!!!!!!!
ENOUGH OF PEREZ BIGOTRY!!!
Ooooh girl… In the words of a Southerner, "day-ummmm…" She's just a bitter old hasbeen. You're still fabulous, babe. Keep on being your awesome self.
lilly is just as fat as perez
oh dear you've really got your knickers in a twist.
Lily has obviously hit a nerve.
GOOOOOOOO LILY! WE LOOOOOOOOVE YOU! YOU ARE SO RIGHT! PEREZ, YOU SHOULD JUST SIT DOWN, HONEY… MOST OF THE COMMENTS ON PEREZ'S SITE ARE IN SUPPORT OF LILY, I THINK THATS HIGHLARIOUS! EVEN YOUR OWN FANS HATE YOU PEREZ!
But really.. I thought you lived in Cali… and how would you not have known that the iconic Cap building was no longer for that label….
LOL…. oddly enough from wiwkipedia.. where you pulled the initial pic from for your post.
""In February 2007, EMI announced a merger of Virgin Records and Capitol Records into the Capitol Music Group, as part of this restructuring, hundreds of staff from multiple divisions were laid off and many artists were cut from the roster.[citation needed] With the sale of the Capitol Tower, EMI is planning to close Capitol's operations in Los Angeles and concentrate its work force in New York City.
lilly is just as fat as perez.
team lily.
Perez, Perez, Perez
When are you going to learn that bashing people only comes around to slap you. Lily got you and I hope other celebrities that you talk shit about ban together and fuck you up. You need to seek professional help seriously.
P.S. The only thing that is not accurate on the pic is that your dick is much smaller. That is the fact since you posted that barf-ful pic of yourself in those pink booty shorts. I lost about 50 pounds from throwing up. Why don't you go back to CUBA and let Castro buttfuck you pig.
I dislike Lilly Allen, but Perez is worse than dogshit.
dontsmokecrac@hotmail.com
ive always thought that celebrity bloggers were the most superfluous people in society but you are by far the worst. you are a shitty pseudo-celebrity and no one half decent likes you.
and im not sure if you have a tv show or not but i saw a clip of you one day and i thought you were ugly and in no way funny.
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You crack me up!
I just love chubby Perezito!
Gordo hermoso!
LMAO with blogs like that, if lily's new album doesnt do so well she should become the new perezhilton
hahahahahahahah that pic is so funny
perez your fat hahaha
I really don't think you should give this girl the time of day, Perez. She is trash.
dear fat rhino, you do know that hot topic is dissguusting??!!!! fat fat pig. have you read NME's review of lily's new single ? it was 'single of the week'. go eat something.
TEAM LILY!!!
perez you suck…..
stop messing around with lily you fucking fat gay without life
i didnt see anything wrong with her own blog post that she posted. why is perez taking it so personally? okay the bit with the manager must hurt, but i dont know i feel like perez has been mean to lily since day one. well since i started going here since last year. so i dont know. i dont know this made u sound really childish perezy. yeah she is too, but somehow a person just feels worse for the woman with a miscarriage.
stop messing around with lily you fucking fat gay without life!
Perez made me LOVE Lily Allen.
I used to hate that dumb bitch, but now she's the shit!
This is so awesome P-Dogger…… lets do it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fuckin' LOVE IT!
TEAM PEREZ! LILY'S FATHER, ACTOR KEITH: RESCUE YOUR TRAINWRECK!
ps - perez isn't even reading your blogs, he's accepting accolades from Bravo.
TEAM PEREZ! LILY'S FATHER, ACTOR KEITH: RESCUE YOUR TRAINWRECK!
ps - perez isn't even reading your blogs, he's accepting accolades from Bravo.
TEAM PEREZ! LILY'S FATHER, ACTOR KEITH: RESCUE YOUR TRAINWRECK!
ps - perez isn't even reading your blogs, he's accepting accolades from Bravo.
TEAM PEREZ! LILY'S FATHER, ACTOR KEITH: RESCUE YOUR TRAINWRECK!
ps - perez isn't even reading your blogs, he's accepting accolades from Bravo.
TEAM PEREZ! LILY'S FATHER, ACTOR KEITH: RESCUE YOUR TRAINWRECK!
ps - perez isn't even reading your blogs, he's accepting accolades from Bravo.
Love that Midori… Perez's advertisers on the right column!
Perez you`re a big fucking baby, get the fuck over yourself, YOU'RE A NOBODY, we just come on your site to read about people, NOT YOU, we don`t care about YOUUU AS A PERSON. if you`d die tomorrow we`d find another trash site to go to. IT`S NOT ABOUT YOU PEREZ, YOU`RE A BIG FAT PEICE OF GAAY SHIT. GO LILLLLLYY, she`s not an idiot. You`re an idiot.
Perez, you're the tard. You wannabe fat fuck
If the stupid WANKER doesn't want you, precious Perez, reading her fucking blog, she needs to stop writing a blog!!!!!! ALL YOU PEREZ HATERS: WHY DO YOU EVEN READ PEREZ'S SITE IF YOU HATE HIM SO MUCH?????????
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Lily allen is a stupi ho. Perez rocks the mic. One pic ain't gon destroy all the shiz youv already laid online. keep up the good work P-Nasty. Lily,
learn from yo mentor.
Way to go, Perez! Girlfriend needs to get her shit together. Seriously.
YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, LIKE I SAID PEREZ….
TEAM LILY!
OWNED!!!!!!!!!
Im with Lily on this one, cmon Perez be nice! lol
peepee, you r an asshole for talking about her miscarriage like you knew anything at all about it. you are an asshole for many other reasons too. she's right, you suck.
SUCK IT PEREZ!!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU DO BEST ANYWAY!!!!
SHIT.
YOU MADE LILY ALLEN FAMOUS…NOW YOU'RE TALKING SO MUCH SHIT AND BEING A TOTAL ASSHOLE…
SUCK AN EGG!
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OH HELL NAH!! she didnt!! picking on my P-Nasty. Face it bitches, Lilly Allen is a pethetic loser that had one good song LOOONNNGGG AGO! She died out quick and to revive her stupid ass she decided to become a mixture of Lezlo and Crack head Amy Winehouse. all u fuckers know your fat unwanted asses are always on here because this is the only entertainment you be getting rather then stepping outside and getting made fun of. Dont like what perez says or picks on, stop fucking visiting his site! plain and simple!
GO LILY!!!!!
Give it up, Perez…
oye que se mandan pal carajo!!!!! team perez!!!!!
oh and lilly allen should thank you because now this feud might give her the attention her pink mess didn't.
Perez, just drop this personal vindetta you have against Lily. She has admitted that she has been a bit of a mess lately, this is all understandable due to her having a miscarriage not too long ago. It is totally normal for women to go through a period of acting out after something like this happens. God knows after mine I was a fricken nutcase for about a year or more. To insinuate that she caused her own miscarriage is completely cruel and unnessessary! JUST LEAVE LILY ALONE. She is a talented, beautiful, sweet and funny girl who is going through a hard time… PROPS to Lily for sticking up to the QUEEN OF MEAN!
TEAM LILY TEAM LILY TEAM LILY
She owned your ass fattie, deal with it, and you're stupid enough to post it on your website hahahahahaha you got owned on your own site, what a dumbass, Lily gurl you rock, I love your music but lately you have been kind of a mess, I lost respect for you when I saw you with Lohan, my heart broke, girl get your act together and stay away from that pathetic whore, but anyways today I love you as always because you totally destroyed Perez's retarded looking FAT ASS!! Too funny hahaha
Leave her the EFF alone Perez!!!! You ask her "shouldn't you be doing more productive things then talking about Perez on her Blog"???? You were talking smack about here first and she was defending herself!!! Get a life and stop acting like a little sissy girl
perez you obviously care way too much about Lily Allen, and seriously, if you're that ridiculous sounding when your bashing someone, there's a reason behind it. It's so immature to bash someone who didn't do shit to you, you
really must have no life besides sitting behind a computer. And those award shows and shit? I'm sure you like demand air space, or the gay rights org would sue for you and then it'd all be democratically cool.
Re: camer –
Amen to that.
Go eat neurons if you find some.
wow, I think Perez has competition when it comes to blogging! lily is actually quite funny. hey, if her carreer tanks, she can always take perez's job!
Looks like someone got a taste of their own medicine, serves you right!
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Why do you people put these assholes on a pedestal? These celebutards who are only where they are because of us, the viewing public. If their mum or dad happens to be famous, they get a lucky break. For the most part, Hollywood is filled with nepotism. Thank God Perez came along, exposing them for the narcissistic people they are.
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perez you blog crap about celebrities all day.
if you can't take it don't dish it out.
this is stupid and i have lost all respect for you.
your site has gone down the drain.
you'll be a has been like TMZ pretty soon.
and nobody will miss you.
hot topic? somebody get me a hot pocket LMFAO now that is creative!!!!
I hope that perez will have a good look at his blog and what he has written and then maybe get back to where he is so so great i.e. briging entertainment news and inform about good charities etc. with his signature personal outlook. However, without being so incredeably indicent towards selected people. that "mean" style does not suite him as he in the end seems to be intelligent and funny person with good values
I'm sorry, but drunk or not, Lilly looks kinda cut in that pic!
cute! sorry girl! She does look cute here!
hahahahaha! nice pic FATTY!
ok you haters need to stop…perez is just doing his job if u dont like it dont read cus that shows how much of a life u have,and if lily or whoever the hell she is didnt always act like a dumbass then perez wouldnt say anything….TEAM PEREZ!!!! YOU FUCKIN ROCK AND I LOVE THE CLOTHING LINE!!!!!!!!YOU SHOULD MAKE SOME HOODIE SHIRTS NEXT
LEAVE LILY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!
Hands down, LILLY WON!
Uh… I think I speak for All CANADIAN'S That Lily Allen is a DOUCHE!!!
I will forward this post to all my friends and am *TEAM PEREZ* All the way!!
You really need to let sleeping dogs lie Perez she SOOOOOO GOT THE BETTER OF YOU! DROP IT! IT'S OVER! YOU LOST! YOU ALREADY PROVED YOURSELF TO BE A TREMENDOUS DOUCHEBAG! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
If you diss a Brit prepare to have it back in spades! And yeah, whatever happened to that clothing line of yours Perez??
PS Thats the best pic I've ever seen of you fat boy!! GO TEAM LILY!!!!!!!!!
sorry perez but she def. got the best of you - hilarious!
lilly allen isnt cute, she looks like an asian servant. and i dont like her music. and perez i love yoU! i love you being mean(DIVA!)! i love you bashing these stupid celebrty fucktards! team perez all the way!!!!
Re: ml – You go girl! Right on! All these whiny "haters of Perez's site" over Lily and her miscarriage. They must be masochistic coming on here day after day after day, when there's a plethora of other celebrity gossip sites on the internet. Her uterus was probably too polluted from the coke to handle a baby. Even though when she did miscarry, Perez personally sent condolences. This "war" between our Perez and her loser ass is the best free advertisement she ever had. She best not go near our Perez. Ah hell no is right.