Dear Lily
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > Lily Allen > When Celebrities Blog
You're obviously an idiot!
How could you not know that your U.S. label, Capitol Records, has an office in Los Angeles????
In fact, their building is one of the most iconic structures in Hollywood!
Did we also mention that you're a liar?
We don't know what the eff you're talking about regarding "your former manager" and some crush on him, but we do know he has a few stories to tell about you and your behavior. So you might wanna shut your piehole!
We had the pleasure of meeting you at the Brit Awards two years ago and you were so drunk you could barely speak, but what words you did say you managed to insult Mark Ronson, the man who produced your debut album. You called him a hack, as we recall, and thankfully we have a very good memory.
Blame it on the booze, sweetie. That must be your motto in life!
Shouldn't you be doing more productive things than blogging about Perez??? Don't you have a new album to record???
Naw, you're too busy pAArtying it up at the Chateau Marmont.
Well, go ahead, sweetie. Full on!
We look forward to reporting your trip to rehab in a few months!
P.S. Here's what the trainwreck former singer just posted on her blog:
"I am not a liar Pee pEe , how can I possibly have been to Capitols office in the last year when my visa to get into the states was only granted three weeks ago, there is no Capitol office in LA as far as I know and I certainly haven't been to New York in the past few days , you should know , you've documented my every move since I got here ? And many people ask to have their photos taken with me , I don't keep a record of peoples names . You wouldn't understand that though , you can probably remember the names and faces of all seven fans that turned up to your clothing line signing the other day.
I made you a present
now if i'm so irrelevant , stop subscribing to my blog and let me get back to work .
I dare you to post this on your site"
Update: Wikipedia is wrong.
Like we said, you're an idiot!
[Drunk Lily image via WENN.]
isn't she mature…
what a loser.
your voice might be annoying, but your comebacks are a-MA-zing!
i love you perez but that pic is funny!!!
What a bitch—don't listen to her Perez. People do love you and you're a stronger person than she'll ever be. What's sad is that I NEVER even would have known who she was if it wasn't for you.
GO TO REHAB YOU BRITISH BITCH!
HAHAH I AGREE WITH LILY
Yeah! How cool is this? Bring her down, Perez!
No one messes with Perez or his fans!
Love from Spain!
You two are lame….she's obviously a little girl still that's the only reason she even humors you.
OH deng. Perez I love you and read religiously. Lily Asshole is just offended and is resorting to the tactics of a 10 year old, because she has nothing better to do or look forward to in her "career". Good luck, Lily, especially since I've never even heard one of your songs.
F her perez you are looking soo good lately i love the fact that you accepted the dare!
hahhahahah that looks just like you PEE PEE
awesomeness
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Perez. I used to kinda like Lily, but only 2 songs her (last? was there a first) were good. Perez, is my next dream gay husband. I already have one of those, but a backup would ROCK! Lily, quit being such a little twat.
wow, something about lily allen must really push your buttons. sorry but you look like a dumbass perez. lily allen def wins this one!
lilly and sly t rep the uk! woowooo
and the fight rages on!
TEAM PEREZ!!!
you got played!
LMFAO!
PEREZ: YOU ARE WAY COOLER THAN THAT PINK HEADED SKUNK. Rock it!
Lily Allen is a cunt.
I loved Perez before he launched this childish, petty, stupid, pointless, annoying and personal attack on Lily. Get over it Perez.
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That's hillarious. Suck it up Perez, quite being a bitch because somebody made fun of you.
I used to like her and her music
very much … but now, this is
just nasty…
Animo Perez u're great
Man, this is entertaining.
I'm sorry but Lily is a drunk mess.
Perez isn't making it up.
A lot of other websites are saying the SAME THING.
She can put her spin on it.
I actually like her as a singer but she's on the Wino path.
Pretty soon she will be caught smoking crack on camera at the rate she is going.
She can turn it around.
Hopefully some negative press will wake her up.
When the whole world is watching you and posting everything you do in magazine's and websites, you have no choice but to see yourself through the public's eye.
And if she wants to like what she sees, she better party less and work on her album more.
"So you might wanna shut your piehole!"
wow.. threats ? perez you're such a cunt.
HAHAHAHA! Go Lily! Perez, you got burned…and leave Lily alone! Lily is the SHIT. You're just jelly.
OMG this ish is so freakin funny - and Perez you gotta hand it to her for going toe to toe with the Queen of Media right? lol. Respect is earned…however if you have some personal beef with her I think you should let it go for the sake of non-biased journalism. The drama is fun but saying hurtful comments just proves you have a personal vendeta against her. But props to you for posting the pic she had of you - dont dish it out if you cant take it right?!?! lol. And Lily there is a Capitol Records building in L.A. - thats one of the landmarks when you are driving on the freeway to know you are in L.A. lol. but its all good I wouldn't be able to tell you some shit in London either. lol. (p.s. Perez—we prefer this ish to your political views…keep it up!)
Jesus, you're pathetic. Like an obsessed fan throwing a hissy fit.
youre pathetic perez. you sit and slag people off all day, making fun of their appearances and talking shit about them, then when someone dares to do the same to you ,you absolutely just cant take it and act like a pathetic bitch. i read your site everyday btw and usually enjoy it (yeah im shallow too) but this really annoyed me
this is CHILDISH!!
LILY YOU ARE SUCK A NASTY BITCH IF YOU DONT LIKE PEREZ YOU DONT LIKE AMERICAN FUCKING CUNT. PEREZ IS THE SHIT
I still think you're awesome, perez! SHOVE HER FACE IN DIRT! lol
thats a perfect picture of you. you give gays a bad name. try getting a real job. i think mcdonalds might hire you.. you can play the hamburglar. fat ass.
Wasnt she fat? LOL who is she to talk .. whatever..
she acting like a total idiot.. when in fact didnt she make fun of those girls that would get drunk all the time and act stupid??? LOL and having her DAD carry her drunk ass???? WHAT THE? what kind of respect is that… crazy dumbass
Perez- You are such a dick!! What makes you think that you can continue to be mean to celebrities and it not come back in bite you in the ass!!!!!!! I really have this love/hate relationship with your site. I love to read the juicy on the celebs, but hate that you think that you are sooooo much better then them and make nasty comments about them and then kiss their ass at parties. Be real!!!
Good likeness Perez but she made your dick to big!
AHAHAHA PWNED
LILY ALLEN IS A TALENTLESS, WORTHLESS WASTE OF HUMANITY
PEREZ I love you dear, people are saying do not be mean to these celebrities everyone makes mistakes oh please! Going to Cannes is a honor not a way to show off your vagina!!!!! I love you bitchy comments keep them coming!!! TEAM PEREZ ALWAYS
SHE'S JUST JEALOUS PEREZ! BECAUSE YOU'RE MORE FAMOUS THAN HER:-) AND YOU DIDN'T SMOKE YOURSELF TO A MISCARRIAGE! TEAM PEREZ
hahaha lardo, looks just like you fatso
Bitch Fight!
Fuck off Lilly Allen… who the hell do you think you are? BTW you should check out PH's demographics before you publicly slag off at him, you'll be amazed to find that it is the same demographic who buys your albums…
go lily!
hahahahhahaa. that was hilarious.
hahaha, that pic she make of prerez is hillarious!!!!!!!!!!
OMG this post is the shit LOL That is too funny. Perez she got you good !!!
OMG this post is the shit LOL That is too funny. Perez she got you good !!!
OMG this post is the shit LOL That is too funny. Perez she got you good !!!
OMG this post is the shit LOL That is too funny. Perez she got you good !!!
OMG this post is the shit LOL That is too funny. Perez she got you good !!!
OMG this post is the shit LOL That is too funny. Perez she got you good !!!
OMG this post is the shit LOL That is too funny. Perez she got you good !!!
OMG this post is the shit LOL That is too funny. Perez she got you good !!!
OMG this post is the shit LOL That is too funny. Perez she got you good !!!
OMG this post is the shit LOL That is too funny. Perez she got you good !!!
OMG this post is the shit LOL That is too funny. Perez she got you good !!! OMG this post is the shit LOL That is too funny. Perez she got you good !!!
OH! NO SHE DI'ENT!!!
I haven't heard shit like this since middle school! Get the F over it! Quit being such a damn drama queen!!! Isn't your job to report news of celebrities? Seems to me you make your site more about yourself than anything…..got news for you….you aren't a celebrity. And I happen to LOVE Lily's picture of you!
wow. classy gal.
FUCK THAT DRUNK BITCH WHATEVERRRRR
Perez. Seriously.
You're just the bully people dont like.
Grow up and Be nice.
DO you even read peopls comments?
Almost every single person on the last blog about Lilly (The Lill bites back one) said that YOU'RE A JERK.
Be nice.
People are starting to like you less.
Lily Allen really lost it after her miscarriage. She needs therapy.
Perez…you are suck a bitch. You think your shit don't stink… but you are ugly, inside and out. You pick on people… get over yourself.
if all of you hate perez so much why are you here?
Let it go Perez..leave her alone already!!!!!!! GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!
She's an idiot. She's nasty. One hit wonder.
Lily, your passed out-picture makes me smiiiileeeee yeah it makes me smiiileee yeah it makes me smiiileee
HAHAHAHAHAHAH,,,,THAT PICTURE REALLY CAPTURED THE REAL YOU, YOU FUCKING BEAST! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
haha! THE PIC LILY MADE OF PEREZ IS HILAR! LOVE IT! Nice job lily!
perez, ever thought of getting together with chris crocker, you're both attention seeking whores you could feed each others egos and be a duo pair of dickheads who talk shit online, people dont listen cos you have good things to say, most of the comments on the lily page are about what a twat you are, take a fucking hint!
WOW Lily Allen is DELUSIONAL!!!!!!!!!!! I guess since her career is tanking, she has nothing better to do than to get shit-faced drunk and stoned on a daily basis and spend time dissing Perez, who is clearly more successful than she is.
LOVE IT PEREZ! Thank you so much for posting that picture.
The thing is, I have no clue if she's purposefully lying or not. She's so strung out on so much shit that she probably has no clue what month it is.
Perez, stop being so mean. You were doing so good with all the charity stuff and this is obviously a childish personal vendetta against Lily. Be the bigger person and just let it go!
Re: jen –
haha bet youve had loads of albums out recently
you silly tart
squabbling like little bitches lol
you gotta admit–she's gotten ballzee! LOL can't wait to see what she has to say next!!!!!!!!
Perez! Stop it! She's right, you're being a bully! Leave her alone, man…. I love you and all but this is crazy…
lmfao, gotcha there perez but i still luv ya
How come we keep giving loser celebrities attention and recognition? Their trainwreck lives actually take away from any talent they do have. It's just so ridiculous. This woman needs to get a grip and act like a mature adult with a respectable career.
what an idiot
if she is so annoyed with you why doesn't she STOP reading your site! i cant imagine anyone is forcing her to.
Gotta say she IS completely right…
Sucks to be you perez!
Nope, still team lily on this one.
I don't hate you baby! You make me laugh on a daily basis. Keep up the good work.
how pathetic is she?
nothing better to do but whine on her blog about how much her life sucks?
how sad.
TEAM PEREZ ALL THE WAY!
why does this have so many comments?
Oh snap Perez!!!!
Go Get Her!!!!
TEAM PEREZ ALL THE WAY!!!!
Wow, she really does keep proving what a lying bitch she is, doesn't she? Why is she over here anyway and why is she rocking the Britney look when that was so over a long time ago?? Perez, I love you and read your site everyday! Thank you for keeping me entertained at the best and worst of times! By the way, she really does have a lot of time on her hands. You'd think she'd have something better to do!!!
No one gives a shit about iconic structures in Hollywood, that place is a fucking hell hole. She's a Brit, just cause she doesn't know some huge corporate structure in Hollywood doesn't make her a liar you stupid, fat, starfucking fuck.
TEAM PEREZ !
ANYTIME ANYONE SAYS BOO TO PEREZ HE TURNS INTO A CRYING LITTLE PUSS! HE SURE CAN'T TAKE THE FUCKING HEAT CAN HE?
Who the hell is Lily Allen??????
Wow. Sounds like people don't want to be witness to this childish bullshit Perez. Give us a break will ya?
I completely agree with Lilly, Perez is a joke.
Finally, Perez Hilton gets what he deserves! I didn't know that gay misogynists existed until i read this site!
OMG!!! Lily Allen is stupid. Plain and simple. Her music sucks, she's ugly as hell and she need to realize that if she wants to play with the big kids, she needs to step it up. That picture is just plain stupid and she's jealous that Perez has got it right and she's a lying douchbag
wow Perez you're kind of a bitch
There actually are no Capitol offices in that building anymore.
Perez, shut the fuck up. You would destroy anyone that's in your way, just because you have a huge inferiority complex and ZERO moral. There are people who know about this out there. Don't think, you can sell your shit to everybody.
Your reply on Lily's post is mere nonsense. Got nothin' else to do, egomaniac?
hahah lily is so stupid!! team perez everyday!
Lily allen is a dumb fat cunt..who needs to shut the fuck up!!! Don't hate cause u suck major ballz…wait you do suck balls..isn't that like your specialty…??
katy perry rocks!!!
Perez hilton rocks!!!
if you don't like him, then don't read his website hoes!!
hahah I've said it before and I'll say it again
LILY = LEGEND
Now for the "duh" moment Lily, lol. That's pretty funny though, she didn't know they had an office in LA. Right. They sure don't. It's just a figment of everyone's imagination. LOL
go perez!
Wow Perez… I believe she just told you to go fuck yourself. You are a spiteful asshole who can dish it out but can't take it and you're two faced as fuck!!! I won't stop reading your site don't get me wrong… but it amazes me how petty and childish you can be… how you can just flip on people… you really have no morals or loyality
Good luck with what must be a empty and bitter life.
HAHAHAHAHAH. oh my god that was hilarious. You can't get your panties in a bunch because you've finally got a dose of your own medicine Perez. You seriously just got owned. She might be a "trainwreck" but she schooled you with that picture. I still love you and everything but damn that was hilarious.
OMFG!! She TOTALLY pwned your fat ass!!! I never liked Lily before but now she definitely gained a new fan!!!!! TEAM LILY!!!!!!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz bored now. It's truly pathetic how you can dish it out but can't take it. She called you on being mean and you then just went ahead and proved her point. You used to be funny but you've turned in to such a bitchy hack.
Good on you Lily for sticking up for yourself. She's a young talented laydee..with lots of charismatic charm and can pen a wkd meaningful song. Whereas Perez is an over hyped, over weight, over styled (under paid..look at the state of that hair) wannabe celeb with absolutely no wit, humor. He only says positive things about ppl who are in vogue at that time n is so fickle his opinion changes over night. His karma is so bad he resorts to charity to seem more human (the only thing admirable about him). Lilly come home love..make a wkd album n get bk on BBC3 n let me be in the audience. Ur a babe xx
loooooooooooool
this is the first time i see perez pissed off and angry
wow lily knows how to push ur buttons perez
u see perez , thats how u make people feel every day
by the way
hate lily she suck