Dear Lily
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > Lily Allen > When Celebrities Blog
You're obviously an idiot!
How could you not know that your U.S. label, Capitol Records, has an office in Los Angeles????
In fact, their building is one of the most iconic structures in Hollywood!
Did we also mention that you're a liar?
We don't know what the eff you're talking about regarding "your former manager" and some crush on him, but we do know he has a few stories to tell about you and your behavior. So you might wanna shut your piehole!
We had the pleasure of meeting you at the Brit Awards two years ago and you were so drunk you could barely speak, but what words you did say you managed to insult Mark Ronson, the man who produced your debut album. You called him a hack, as we recall, and thankfully we have a very good memory.
Blame it on the booze, sweetie. That must be your motto in life!
Shouldn't you be doing more productive things than blogging about Perez??? Don't you have a new album to record???
Naw, you're too busy pAArtying it up at the Chateau Marmont.
Well, go ahead, sweetie. Full on!
We look forward to reporting your trip to rehab in a few months!
P.S. Here's what the trainwreck former singer just posted on her blog:
"I am not a liar Pee pEe , how can I possibly have been to Capitols office in the last year when my visa to get into the states was only granted three weeks ago, there is no Capitol office in LA as far as I know and I certainly haven't been to New York in the past few days , you should know , you've documented my every move since I got here ? And many people ask to have their photos taken with me , I don't keep a record of peoples names . You wouldn't understand that though , you can probably remember the names and faces of all seven fans that turned up to your clothing line signing the other day.
I made you a present
now if i'm so irrelevant , stop subscribing to my blog and let me get back to work .
I dare you to post this on your site"
Update: Wikipedia is wrong.
Like we said, you're an idiot!
[Drunk Lily image via WENN.]
Lily remember alchohol DOES supress memory! Sorry you just cant take a hard boozer like her seriously!
you're right doesn't she have better things to do? this is your job, to report on gossip. she's lame. GO PEREZ!
this is low of you perez, you can dish it out but cannot take it when it comes back to you.
this whole post is so juvenile of you. its like you just want everyone to love you and if they son't you bring them down.
you just sound so… desperate
The Capital Records building was sold in 2006.
Lily was right, there is NO Capital Records based in LA anymore.
Sorry Perez, but you need to get your facts straight.
GO Lily!
LOL BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! The picture screams the ture! lol i love it! Perez i love you and your site but i dont get why you pick on so many young celeb girls!?
Perez, you kick ass! Just wait until you lose all that weight… then what will your detractors be calling you? It sure won't be fat fuck. Screw them and fuck this ugly wench. Keep up the shit talk about this lush. GO PEREZITO!!!
THE CAPITOL BUILDING IN LA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LABEL, YOU IDIOT!
THE CAPITOL BUILDING IN LA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LABEL, YOU IDIOT!
THE CAPITOL BUILDING IN LA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LABEL, YOU IDIOT!
THE CAPITOL BUILDING IN LA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LABEL, YOU IDIOT!
THE CAPITOL BUILDING IN LA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LABEL, YOU IDIOT!
THE CAPITOL BUILDING IN LA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LABEL, YOU IDIOT!
THE CAPITOL BUILDING IN LA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LABEL, YOU IDIOT!
THE CAPITOL BUILDING IN LA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LABEL, YOU IDIOT!
THE CAPITOL BUILDING IN LA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LABEL, YOU IDIOT!
THE CAPITOL BUILDING IN LA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LABEL, YOU IDIOT!
THE CAPITOL BUILDING IN LA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LABEL, YOU IDIOT!
THE CAPITOL BUILDING IN LA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LABEL, YOU IDIOT!
THE CAPITOL BUILDING IN LA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LABEL, YOU IDIOT!
I love Lily
Reading this post, and really seeing Perez Hilton's disgusting bullying of a young woman who has more talent in her little finger than Perez will ever have, has made me fully realise how much I hate this pathetic, immature, degrading, depressing and sad site. So goodbye. I have woken up and will never log on to perezhilton.com again. What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
HAHA wasnt a Lilly fan until I saw that pic of Perez! Nice job Lily.
my god she is such a loser!
LILY ur a pathetic mess get a life!
Good for you, Perez.
But it's probably pointless to banter with her anymore.
She's not worth it and you definitely have better things to do.
Like dishing out the celebrity grit for all us to lap up!
hahha youre an asshole perez
lets look at what your fucking job is: your a fucking blogger. how sad. get a real job like lily has. I want to see you in about 10 years when youll be cleaning toilets at Capitol records, where lily's pictures will be plastered all over their walls.
Haha. You should probably learn to pick your battles.
Bitchfight W00T!!!
Quit your bitch fighting! I love you Perez, but the bitching is soooooooooooo stupid.
That is the funniest picture I have ever seen. Team Allen!!!! We want more!!!! BWAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Lilly this the fat fuck go lilly ur fans love u we hate fat fuck perez
Perez aka 'BIG BITCH' we hate u Fucktard lol
Personally i think you should grow up and just stop with the pathetic insults to lily and "former singer" yep clearly…just cause she hasnt released anything in a while hardly makes her a "former" singer, at least people know what shes famous for! what are you famous for exactly? and yeh she goes out and gets wasted whats the problem? everyday people do that so just because shes a celeb means she cant do it or live like a average person? the only difference is she gets photographed and a everyday person doesnt so then people with way too much time on their hands i.e you decides to make it a big deal.
perez
no one even knwos you in britain
your just some fat american ( like theyre arent enuf already )
who will be know for slating lily allen and topping the annual 100 most annoying people of the year list
climb back into your little LA cove and be normal you freak
YEAH PEREZ GIVE IT TO HER YOURE THE BEST
I can't decide who is the bigger douche bag Lily or Perez… well let's just call it a tie two big douche bags in one day, wow did I win the lottery or what…
Lily sweetie I'd think twice about attempting to match wit's with Perez. He's made a famous name and a career on it. And don't be jealous of Amy. It's pointless and a waste of energy because even in her cracked out state she's a million times the artist you or most of the crap being written/produced by today's 'musicians'.
te callaron puteta! i love it LYLLY! Fuck him and forget about the fatty! he is good for what he does and you for what you do! MUSIC! Your an entertainer not the entertain!
perez, i read your site daily - and i thought you were usually right with stuff. but you've been called out and i'm standing with lily on this. her posts are hilarious. yours just seem bitter! haha - might even switch to her blog… but you can win us back if you apolgise for being a misogynist moron.
Lily is hysterical!!! Hilarious photo of Perez!! Hey Perez…looks like the diet and exercise plan is really working for you!!! So what if Lily didn't know about Capitol in LA. She's from England you idiot! Why would she care the "the Capitol Bldg is the most iconic in LA!" do you know where every effing landmark in London is. doubt it! Now Perez…leave Lily alone. She has more talent in her little finger than you do in any one of your fat rolls!
NOW THIS IS FUNNY!!!
hahaha,
Can give it but can't take it - she burned you so good!!!!
now now now. shake hands and call the round. it's time to be nice. life is hard. a little 'nice' is good for the soul.
hey lilly–it still doesnt change that you're an awful hag who killed her baby!
TEAM PEREZ!
p.s. how does perez not have thick skin? he's not crying at all….he's mocking her you dipshits.
perez you just got owned. stop being a baby, you seriously look like a tool. TEAM LILY!
Haaa! Way to go Lily! I'm going to go out and buy some of your music. Some words of advice though: Just ignore Perez, he'll get burned out on you and move on to his next victim. He is a digusting pig and trash of a person. And your right, he doesn't have any "fans". The only reason people come here is to read the gossip and post back and forth to each other, certainly not for the waste of a human feces.
Wow someone got a taste of their BITTER medicine. LOVE IT!!!!
that pic is FUNNY and TRUE!!
Hilarious and sad at the same time. Internet fued!
Wow.. the cattiness quotient is through the roof on this one!
I confess, I have never heard a song by Lilly Allen and have never heard of her until reading this blog….BUT…..
I THINK I LOVE HER NOW. HAHAHAHAHA SHE JUST OWNED YOU SO BAD.
Oh, dear - this really does make the site look like a teenager's blog, rather than reporting anything worthwhile. Like a bitchy, childish war of words. Sorry, but I'm with a few others - this has left a nasty taste in the mouth, and leaves me questioning the objectivity shown.
I'm out of here, not sure I'll be back.
STOP IT YOU TWO!
I don't care who started it!
If you did not mention Lily on your blog I would not have a clue who she was so she should be thanking your ass instead of insulting it.
hahahaha, you gotta admit: that was one smooth burn.
ugh perez you suck now. you used to be all cool and clever and now you (or whoever you pay to do your posting now) is just like tmz. trashy and mean and ignorant. leave the girl alone she obviously has had a very hard time recovering from her miscarriage- SHUT UP!
HAHAHAH I LOVE YOU PEREZ U ARE TOTALLY RIGHT. LILY ALLEN IS CRAZY
LOL !
Anyways It's kinda stupid that people are
going for Lilly when ya keep on going on perez site
like all the fuccin time
and for all the people that keeps on putting neg. comments
grow the fucc up ya acting like muuhhfuccin 10 year olds
the only way to express your feelings is to cuss ?
hahahah wow
im 15 and even i know better
sometimes you just gotta sit back and get owned perez
i officially hate lily allen. what a douche!!! she's obviously in the wrong and has reverted to a 6th grade mentality by pulling out the big guns and calling you *gasp* fat. i love that you put that all up here for us to see! now… what you should do is post the most recent pics side-by-side of the tho of you and let us vote on who looks better. just to all awesome like her!!! hahahaha!!!
ps - i loooooove you perez! please let me be your fag hag!!!
Okay, upon reading this, jay/kay about what I said earlier. U GO GIRL!
AAAAAH!!! THIS IS GOING TO GET GOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark Ronson makes great music. Lily Allen just mouths the words.
GO PEREZ!
Seriously, celebrity gossip is childish anyway,so shut the fuck up about Perez being chilidh. We're all childish just by loving and reading this shit.
Perez-
I don't evenknow a Lily Allen song and she's obviously a fucktard. Stay strong,baby!
Youre little bitch fight with Lilly is pathetic. You should try picking on someone your own size (hello….. michelin man), who can give you the ass kicking you so desperately need and deserve. Youre a fucking LOSER PEREZ!!
FUCK HER!
you go P!!!!
perez you're such an ass…nobody sympathizes with you. just leave lily the fuck alone
perez,
your an asshole. grow up. how does it feel to be on the other side? like shit i would imagine…
TEAM LILY!
hahaha TEAM PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
perez ill subscribe if you want and give you all the dirt hahahhaha
You can dish it out, but you can't take it?
Get over it you fucker…
P-dog, she is an idiot, I'm not really impressed by her especially since we have cookie cutters alike of next gen "pop-Alanis Morisettes". She's obviously in love with you to take time and write to you and about you…for free. At least it's your job to talk about her,
Oh, and she sucks at geography apparently.
Re: OMG – Lmao get adrianna and all the celbs that this bitch hates on WTF get Amy Winehouse to post it lol Bitch Perez Got Owned
*burn* Perez *burn*
You fucking got owned man, accept it.
lmao You just can't STAND someone trowing your shit back at you and who's doing a better job at it, eh? Man, give it up. You lost.
I don't get what you're looking for here anyway? What? You think fans will prefer you than Lily?! Come on… piss off dude, you're done.
oh snap, its war!
Re: wow –
Mostly hate. Used to love this site but Perez has become such a diva bitch.
how about you grow up!
How trashy of her
Seriously perez, i bet all these negative posts are from lily. Bitch got no time on her hands! The same day you write that post she responds and makes that photo of you. You told her off though!… A fucking blind man knows of the capitol records in la!!! To hell with all the haters! Your laughin straight to the bank with this!!!!
Oh and PS, what the fuck is her problem? The only reason I even heard of her was through your site. Lame.
She's an idiot, we all already knew that. Done and over with it!
hahaha get over it perez.
duuude you just got word-raped by lily allen, losing your touch are we?
that's so funny how all these people say they hate u or whatever but they are still on ur site reading ur shit. haha. get a life fuckbags. perez rocks.
Dude. You deserved getting owned after your insensitive cracks regarding her miscarriage. Her baby died and you made it into some hate-filled, sick gossip joke. Man up for once in your life and back off Lily, okay? She obviously dishes it out much better than you, and you take it like a baby throwing a temper tantrum. Just shut the fuck up and move on. YOU ARE IN THE WRONG MARIOOO
That building was in Earthquake, the movie!! But the lil ones never understand.
Yay Lily!!!
OH PEREZ!!! I hope you are taking this with a grain of salt.. You know lily is just having a tempertantrum because she knows you are right and you called her out on the world..in fact im going to stop listening to "smile" cuz that is the ONLY F'N song I know by her and im kinda losing respect for the washed up singer… you heard me right, the pictures say it all!
could really care less about the rest of the bs but honestly how could someone NOT know that there is a capital records building in LA?! she really is a dumb shit isnt she???
HAHAHAHAHAHA ,,In your fat fucking face CHUBS,,YOU GOT BENT OVER,,,and YOU deserve it,,,your fucking ego is as big as your head. I AM NOW A FAN OF LILY ALLEN
Mark Ronson makes great music. Lily Allen just mouths the words.
The pink hair really brings out the drunk in her eyes.
GO LILY WOOO!!! hahaha she rocks!
I have to say I am a fan of your site, but you say the meanest things about celebrities and put them out for the entire world to see. Maybe this is a good example of getting a taste of your own medicine. You certainly didn't take it well..that response was nasty and immature and not very professional. Easy there diva!
Perez you make me sick sometimes but I have to give you props for posting this!!!!
We'll like you better if you make as much fun of yourself as we do of you.
BAHAHAHA, hilarious picture! And Admit it Perez, only 15 people showed up for your "GRAND OPENING" of your clothing line
You tell her Perez!
You both need to get to over yourselvess and grow up. I'm not being funny but theres a lot worse problems in the word than you to bitching about each other and people to get publicity. Which Could go to Better causes. Move on. X
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DAMN!!!! You got served. I love anderson cooper even though he is a homo.
INTERESTING HOW COMMENTS ARE BEING FILTERED………DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT, ASSHOLE…….
Hahaha, what a dumb bitch. I really don't think Perez is going to give a shit about a stupid picture like that. I hope you read these comments Lily. You're only DOING PEREZ A FAVOR by responding like a 13 year old would be. Realize that Cotton hair.
I'm on Team Lilly.
You are a bully, deal with it.
I think you are acting like a baby, you are being very sensitive and you are always saying celebrities should get used to being critized, sometimes they deserve it. Now YOU deserve it, she just "shed light on it", you said it was "noble".
Fuck that! It's not your fault she's a total train wreck. Hell, not only is Amy Winehouse a better singer, she's a better wreck than Lily too. It's not your fault the only information you have to post about her is her getting drunk and being carried out of places. If she doesn't like it she shouldn't do it! GO PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!
Grow up. You act like suck a jerk when some one sticks up to you…..
Learn to take things like a man.
Lily would be fun to party with
your just trying to get attetnion? well cunt your losing and getting pwnd
TEAM LILLY!
Goodness, this is getting out of hand… all of you
bitter someone
send that skanky ho back where she came from
ha ha, made you look like the bitch you are perez.
HAHAHA Perez, if you're gonna dish it, you gotta learn to take it!! =)
Team Lily all the way!!!!!!
Do something more productive with your blog other than talking complete shit about people you don't even know. You sound like a little kid. Also the cruel and suggestive things you said about Lily's miscarraige were just WAY out of order. I hope karma turns around and bites your fat ass..
“I take what I do seriously,” he tells another reporter. “I approach my work as a journalist seriously.” -Perez to LA Weekly, last week.
umm…. Riiiight.
you're so fucking pathetic, i'm sure she has way more friends that can beat your ugly ass up. she got you, and now you're crying for her to stop. get a fucking life already and stop feeding off of celebrities like a leash.
As far as Lily Allen goes, once she gets down with the dogs she'll come up with fleas.
TEAM PEREZ. Lily Allen is a piece of shit.
will someone cool this beef! i thought u two were friends!! perez u can be too mean sometimes! lilly is just having fun! even though it is quite entertaining it is petty and u two should kiss and make up!! u are not setting a good example for ur fans! xx