Dear Lily
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > Lily Allen > When Celebrities Blog
You're obviously an idiot!
How could you not know that your U.S. label, Capitol Records, has an office in Los Angeles????
In fact, their building is one of the most iconic structures in Hollywood!
Did we also mention that you're a liar?
We don't know what the eff you're talking about regarding "your former manager" and some crush on him, but we do know he has a few stories to tell about you and your behavior. So you might wanna shut your piehole!
We had the pleasure of meeting you at the Brit Awards two years ago and you were so drunk you could barely speak, but what words you did say you managed to insult Mark Ronson, the man who produced your debut album. You called him a hack, as we recall, and thankfully we have a very good memory.
Blame it on the booze, sweetie. That must be your motto in life!
Shouldn't you be doing more productive things than blogging about Perez??? Don't you have a new album to record???
Naw, you're too busy pAArtying it up at the Chateau Marmont.
Well, go ahead, sweetie. Full on!
We look forward to reporting your trip to rehab in a few months!
P.S. Here's what the trainwreck former singer just posted on her blog:
"I am not a liar Pee pEe , how can I possibly have been to Capitols office in the last year when my visa to get into the states was only granted three weeks ago, there is no Capitol office in LA as far as I know and I certainly haven't been to New York in the past few days , you should know , you've documented my every move since I got here ? And many people ask to have their photos taken with me , I don't keep a record of peoples names . You wouldn't understand that though , you can probably remember the names and faces of all seven fans that turned up to your clothing line signing the other day.
I made you a present
now if i'm so irrelevant , stop subscribing to my blog and let me get back to work .
I dare you to post this on your site"
Update: Wikipedia is wrong.
Like we said, you're an idiot!
[Drunk Lily image via WENN.]
Team Lily!!!!!
Perez can dish it out but can't take it, hahahahahahaha.
NICE MOVE LILY. show him what us brits are made off. love you!!! xoxoxoxox
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA She PWNED your fat, ugly, disgusting ass SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking hard!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so glad that your Hot Topic failure was mentioned!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS you fucking douche… she has two things that you WISH you were and will never have so you will never win this. She is a female and she's a talented artist. Go fuck youself!!!!!!
We can give and take.
Peace
You are soooooooooo funny ! absolutely DELISH!
Who's the real idiot here? The fucking cunt tried arguing about the iconic Capitol Records building in LA! Way to represent your label, bitch! FUCK YOU LILLY ALLEN!!!
Dear Perez and Lily
you both look stupid
i better not read one more fucking comment blaming on about how perez told everyone about lily allen and that she should be thankful for it. Lily allen's success has hardly anything to do with perez. with that being said, i love both lily and perez, but i think lily has won this one.
come to fuck on Perez ……… LILY YOU ROCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LILY ALLEN JUST GAINED A FEW FANS!
Perez - YOU FAT FUCK.
haha i like her more now.
you really shouldn't have posted that.
nothing positive for you came out of this post.
I do agree that Perez has been harsh on Lily especially with the miscarriage comments. But if Lily doesnt care what Perez thinks then why does she keep replying in her blog? And how is she going to tell Perez to stop reading her blog if she is so insignificant, but you can tell she is on his site alot lately by responding back to specific things that he has said.
TEAM LILY!! She is completely right, you promote anti-bullying when you are a bully yourself. So what if she goes out every now and again and gets drunk….its not as if we don't do it. She is a truly talented musician and she has a lot more talent than your fat ass does typing shit about celebs all day long. I used to enjoy coming to your site until you pulled Lily-Gate. You are completely in the wrong. You should be man enough to admit that. Rock on Lily, you fucking legend.
HAAAHAHA CHUBBS,,that shit is funny but its photoshopped because you are not that skinny HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH GO LILY
two bitching fighting, and its over the internet, classic! oh what no its not, its so overrated!
You are so immature that it's frightening. This is a trailer trash brand of drama. The kind of stuff that the uneducated of the world do to entertain themselves. You're losing it. You need a PR rep because you are really embarrassing yourself and you don't seem to even know it.
i love lily allen, shes talented.
I still dont think I have heard one of her songs. I'd have no idea who she was if not for perez.
TEAM PEREZ!!!!!! FUCK LILLY ALLEN! SHE IS MAD BECUASE HER CAREER IS OVER! SHE IS A NO GOOD ALOCHOLIC WHORE!
I do agree that Perez has been harsh on Lily especially with the miscarriage comments. But if Lily doesnt care what Perez thinks then why does she keep replying in her blog? And how is she going to tell Perez to stop reading her blog if she is so insignificant, but you can tell she is on his site alot lately by responding back to specific things that he has said. Both parties are wrong in this situation and they need to calm down with this back and forth things on blogs.
Hey you idiot Allen fans, if you hate Perez so much quit looking at his page everyday you dumb fucks. Every page looked at is money made. Go Perez!
Lilly Allen, I give it 2 months till rehab, bietch!
For all of you saying you've never heard of Lily Allen I bet you live in America right? Where manufactured shit pop from Disney is the biggest seller. Lily has talent writes her songs Mark Ronson even called her one of the greatest singer/songwriters of this generation. Perez didn't find Lily the newspapers in Britain have a who to look out for section at the beginning of every year most of Perez's "finds" are from our media Winehouse, Duffy, Mika, Robyn, Adele and loads more.
TEAM LILY ON THIS ONE. perez can dish it out but can't handle taking any shit… you sound like a major crybaby… and if you read her blog she updated to prove you are an idiot.
fuck lilly alen..LOVE PEREZ! that is a funny picture but so are the ones of her drunk and slopppy! HA
For fucks sake Perez! You are a petty, petty child (I know, it goes without saying).
ha. perez you're a loser face it. not a "oh he's such a loser he's kinda cool" but an honnest to god loser.
I've never listened to lily allen's music before and never cared about her but
TEAM LILY
eww lily allen disgusts me
Team perez all the way. lily allen is a drunken fool who use to have a career but has sadly ruined it. and all of you that are team lily are just as foolish. it is very apparent that she has no clue what she is talking about.
Re: Mary – U NEED A LIFE LOSER!
TOTALLY see the resemblance between the picture and Perez's fat, hypocritical ass. Perez: you are perhaps one of the nastiest human beings. You are a coward who manipulates information and has absolutely noooo balls to step outside the safety of your computer screen. I hope you are miserable Now go get a hotpocket and add to the ugliness that plagues your existence. KARMA is all I have to say Perex, and perhaps one day you will have the guts to step off the high pedestal you place yourself on and deflate the disgusting amount of arrogance that fills your mentally inferior head. Good luck ever making ANY legitimate friends who don't use you for a good word on your blog you worthless,absoolutely unlikeable piece of shit.
Has Lilly forgotten how fat SHE used to be????????????
Has Lilly forgotten how fat SHE used to be????????????
Has Lilly forgotten how fat SHE used to be????????????
Has Lilly forgotten how fat SHE used to be????????????
Has Lilly forgotten how fat SHE used to be????????????
Has Lilly forgotten how fat SHE used to be????????????
Has Lilly forgotten how fat SHE used to be????????????
Has Lilly forgotten how fat SHE used to be????????????
Perez you fat f ing bastard she got you at your own game. I hope you enjoy your 15 mins of fame you wanna be actor to bad your ass was to fat to get a real acting gig! Your such a dick! Love you lily keep up the work let this queen have it! Sucker!
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perez lilly's a drunk stupid has been if it wasn't true why is she offended and now posting fake pics of u? all the pics u posted of her hasbeen failure ass were real.SOMEONES PATHETIC SORRY LILY IT'S YOU.DUMB FUCK FACE.
"We look forward to reporting your trip to rehab in a few months!"
I'm not a fan of Lily Allen, but that is just sad.
WTF is wrong with the world?
PERES:
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace.
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one.
HAS IT OCCURED TO ANYONE THAT AFTER MS. ALLENS MISCARRIAGE SHE IS FEELING LOST, A BIT HORMONAL,AND IS JUST WORKING OUT SOME UNATTRACTIVE PROBLEMS IN HER PERSONAL LIFE IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD. WHAT DID PEREZ,OR ANY OF THE PEOPLE BASHING LILLY LOOK LIKE AFTER THE WORSE PHASE OF THEIR LIVES. HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT PEREZ ENDORSED HILLARY,BUT USES HIS BLOG TO BASH WOMEN ALL DAY LONG. HAVE A FUED WITH A CREDIBLE MAN IN THE INDUSTRY PEREZ,SO WE CAN ALL SEE WHAT YOU'RE REALLY MADE OF. ATTACKING WOMEN DURING PERSONAL CRISIS IS LOSING IT'S LUSTER FOR YOU FAST. HEY, IT'S YOUR CAREER!
I used to come to Perez's site religiously for a good laugh and some celebrity gossip, but that's changed. I don't believe Lily is lying, and I have to say that Perez has no shame and IS a bully.
I mean, it's not just Lily, it's Miley too. She's 15 years old and (though I personally don't like her) Perez is a 30 year old man who goes on about what a white and slut she is.
All these anti-bully ads he puts on the site…
if what he's doing isn't bullying, then what is?
dat pic is hot!
Luvs it! LOL!!!!!! HAHAHAHA Sorry but she's great! Too great of a picture! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE'S A FUCKING DRUNK.
She's upset because the Queen of Gossip chewed her ass up and spit it out.
Lilly ALIEN need to shut the fuck up.
Leave the blogging to Perez. The more fucked up things she does, the more Perez has to write about.
Wait until Perez looses more weight. You can't call him names.
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU COME ON HIS SITE ANYWAYS IF YOU PEOPLE HATE HIM SO MUCH!? GO TO THE BORING TMZ WEBSITE INSTEAD.
God, you are such a f*cking loser, Perez. You want SO badly to be a celebrity. It's embarassing. Stop obssesing over Lily. If you haven't noticed…. she's has about 1000 times the viewers on her myspace page than your pathetic site does. And who cares if she's out getting drunk? She's a hot, young, super star. She can get drunk if she wants to. Your just jealous that she gets free booze and everyone follows her around with cameras. And you're a no-named stalker that wishes he WAS Lily Allen. Find a hobby.
Re: Team – As Lily just posted on her blog the Capitol Records building in L.A has been sold in 2006 and has no longer anything to do with capitol records!!!So fuck YOU TEAM and leave Lily alone!
TEAM LILY.
Re: gus –
Learn how to spell before you try and insult other people you fucking retard.
Hahhahahahaha.
I love you perez.
Lily, go find a career.
Or get drunk. One thing or another.
No kidding that you don't remember anything.
ALCOHOL AND DRUGS ARE BAD FOR THE BRAIN.
Dumbass Lily. Go back to school.
Lily is a idiot… plain and simple. She is upset because you have been promoting music other than hers and no she is not even known for her career but more for her personal life. Sorry you rock and she is a just another celebutard
TEAM PEREZ by farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
you know what? this fucking rocks. at least perez defends himself. i love lily's music…but her job is music. perez's is talking shit and gossiping. you know what? who cares? if you're hear to defend lily, then go to her blog and bash perez there. this is for perez's fans. so get some maturity and some logic.
That is some funny ass shit!!!! I just spit out my drink.. Love it. You tell him Lily….
grow the fuck up? you're 30 dumb ass! This is why the youth in america have problems with respect. They learn it from people like you. Go back to Cuba.
holy crap.
these people are nuts.
i love you perez.
go and you tube perezcious by meganfh
but you are a fat loser with no purpose in life other than making fun of successful people to make yourself feel better…cause well, look at you. You can slice enough bacon off your back to feed the homeless
You're obviously a fat fucking jealous cunt. YOU need to get a life and get the fuck off her blog. I have never seen such a woman hating fag in my entire life. FUCK OFF YOU INBRED FAT CUNT, YOUR MOTHER SHOULD BE KILLED FOR BIRTHING SUCH A WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH!
LMFAO!!!!!!
I think this is great. Perez is always talking a whole bunch of shit ( hello fidel castro dead anyone?) and its funny seeing him get his fat ass handed to him.
And how funny is it that Perez is the only one reporting on this? Maybe his inside source is none other than that wannabe scene girl MS.KATY PERRY herself? It's gonna take more than a "feud" with Lily allen to make me listen to her oversynched overhyped emo dance pop.
sad. she was so talented..look what hollywood made her into?!
Nobody's keeping you from your work honey! You chose to log into your MySpace like a true MySpace whore and blog about everything when you're supposedly busy. I caaaannoot waaaaait until Perez gets to laugh in your Troll Face when you DO END up in REHAB !!! LO FUCKING L. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA THAT CAPITOL RECORDS OFFICE IN LA IS FUCKING LEGENDARY AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT IT EVEN EXISTS !? WHAT A FREAKEN RETARD! Keep it going, Perez, I can't wait to her about this "ONLINE FEUD BETWEEN PEREZ AND LILY" ON THE E! CHANNEL LATER THIS WEEK!!
Lily's an amazing artist. She came along before any of the recent brit girls like kate nash or your beloved kate perry. What she choses to do with her life is up to her. Now the tables have turned. I read your stupid blog everyday not that you even write it anymore..but that's the one thing i hate about you. Stop picking on random people for no reason and praising other stupid shits that don't deserve a remote acknoledgment. Perez your a fat fuck..and i wouldn't have posted that up if i were you. You just made yourself look like an idiot..
GO LILY! GO LILY! GO, GO, GO LILY!
love her she is a smart ass but unlike you, she actually manage some amazing burns! she is witty and funny and the kind of girl you love to hate and hate to love you, you just inspire plain indifference
Perez Rulez! Lily Allen sucks! Obviously Perez can take shit as he posted this on his own website voluntarily! Perez for Prez!
Perez i use to love you and at some times i still do, but the moment you made fun of Adam Sandler's daughter killed it for me. i think you should let it go because i'm with almost everyone on Team Lilly on this one. Remember you're 30 and she's what? 23? Much love…..Team Lilly
I love your site, but come on…a little bit out of control…you make things public so why can't she…give it up…I have been disappointed in your site lately. I have to got to TMZ just to make sure I'm getting all the scoop…your site will go down fast if you aren't careful!! People are getting tired of you and burned out on your hate ways….it is a gossip website so just speak the gossip…give up on your opinion and just state the facts!!! ooooooohhhhhh Barak Sucks!!!! Go McCain!!! Republican all the way!!
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you really should leave lily allen alone. she had a miscarriage and the man she was with left her. If anything of the sort happened to ANYONE, they would be devastated, and it's not that odd that she's out drinking. Leave the woman alone. She clearly wasn't trying to start a queen fight with you– but as a hideous oversized fairy, you lose. the end. Please have an ounce of class and step off.
HAHAHHAHAHAHA! That picture is SO accurate. Perez is a fat slob. OMG, so funny!!!
Re: lily – Yeah. I do remember reading like 2 years ago that CAPITOL didn't exist anymore in L. A. The building's still there though i mean of course they aren't going to demolish the building! The Beach boys did some sort of farewell concert or whatever on the roof.
perez i bet that looks like you with no clothes on
Perez - this is making me sad! I love you and I love Lily - can't we all just get along? HAPPY UP - BOTH OF YOU!
Ok, I find it very funny that everyone is hating on perez. If you hate him so much, why do you come to his site? If anyone should feel stupid it is you people.
Re: larsl – i agree thats prolly the hottest pic of Perez
FUCK THAT HOE
LOVE YOU PEREZ
and you've gotten thinnnnner! ! ! ! !
Stop!
What's wrong with you, Mario? This isn't even funny anymore. You're bullying this poor foolish girl, and it just seems desperate. You need to evaluate your actions and your motivations before following through on childish impulses.
Perez, do you sell our email addy's? I just had to sign up and in on this one.
Please don't sell my addy, I'll just make another one if you do.
Hon, (I can call you hon, can't I?), build people up, don't tear them down. Lil has been thru a tough time, and you were on her side. I think she may be right on about your xx for the guy she had to let go. I mean, you ARE easily swayed.
Let me tell you, I hooked up to your site FIRST from CNN, I never would have found it otherwise. If you're on CNN, then keep it cool. Being biased never works. You say you're all for sexual equality, but you do hate, esp. women.
Anyway, I love you and hope you continue to grow.
But leave the girls alone. Please? You can report and post pics, but please don't make every woman a slut. We see thru it.
You can dish it out and not take it?!?!?
Nice at least she figth! Can't say the same of April!!!
I wonder if Lily's mom will be upset that she Photoshop'd her image to put your head on her? Hmmmm……… kind of hairy for a chick isnt she?
CHEERS!!
TEAM ALLEN!!! you're such fat fuckhead.
Re: DANI – honey shut up if america really depends on perez like that than fuck america
Funny Shit.
Your nasty comments are not needed prez.
Re: Hahah – Hey Hannah, shut your fucking cunt licker and stop taking up for someone you don't even know. Perez Hilton is a fat nasty fuck with money titties who deserves everything bad that is happening to him. Karma IS a bitch, you can't fuck with other peoples lives without it coming back on you, and this is just the begenning. I come here (to his site) every day to see what new failure he's achieved for that day.
uhh…. im kind of confused. people hate on you, yet they still go on your website? strange enough… i still
BATTY BWAY FU DEAD!!
Perez, I love you, but this is getting too aggressive and mean-spirited. Just lay off her, and stop giving her the publicity she obviously craves. At the end of the day, she is a talented, but lost, artist who needs to hit rock bottom before she can better herself. If something bad happens to her, you're gonna feel bad for all this back and forth nonsense. Please take the high road. XOXO.
omgg lily say it loud say it proud. interesting that you say this perez "Shouldn't you be doing more productive things than blogging about Perez??? Don't you have a new album to record???" dont you think that applies to your fat ass as well? you blog about everyone because youre just jealous, insecure and might i add HIDEOUS. act your age you fat piece of shit.
Seriously. Team Perez on this one. She is a fucking douche bag and a liar for sure.
That picture is hilarious. Props for posting it. Really did she think you wouldn't?
Guess I'm the only one.
THIS IS SO FUNNY! It's fitting to see a celeb treat you exactly as you treat them…
GO TEAM LILY!
lily allen. shut up you tramp.. no one likes you.
we LOVE PEREZ. he's amazing and just because he has respect for himself (do you see Perezzers binge drinking?) doesnt mean you can get your nasty panties in a twist. grow up and get some respect for yourself, you drunken mess.
Chubs Hilton!
does anyone know of another good entertainment blog?
Perez is just getting to be far too much with all the bashing hes doing these days.
HAHAHA that picture was hilarous! An i'm loving the bitch fight!
HAHA! Perez, you gotta admit, that is sum funny shit!….But besides that, Lily Allen is a fckn mess. She really needs to focus that anger and childish behavior on her craft…BOTH of you need to grow up!
Maybe the chic isn't lying, but is so fucked up 24/7 she really can't remember. I mean, I would remember going to capital records, but i'm not a self absorbed washed out loser pissing away my opportunity with last night vodka….remember when u used to be Lilii Allen, that chic with the hot new sound? Now ur another Brittney/Lindsay/Paris celebutard…BRAVO!
YOU'RE A MESS AS WELL MY FRIEND. the only difference is shes funny while shes doing it. And people buy her records. No one buys your tranny hot topic shit. You are the perfect definition of a celebutaunte. Stop trying to be famous. YOU'RE UGLY.
whoaaa the shit is going down.
Lily is a dickhead. but she probablu isnt deliberatly lying.
Tho i find that picture she mocked up a lil ironic as she once chastised the media for taking the piss outta fat people. nevermind she joined the popular kids and got thin. so fuck her integrity and backtrack.
But at this point i must urge perez hilton to show some decorum and dignity…tit for tat isnt very grown up and she is a young woman and u are a mature man. maybe be the adult in this saga and leave be…
inconclusion lily has lost all my respect… perez try and hang on to the lil i have left reserved for ur good self.
peace love harmony
actually she does have a point, there is no capitol records in LA, its in HOLLYWOOD.
wow did i just open up a can of whoop ass on you too?
yup i did.
HA,You fat fucking fuck,,you just got it good up the ass,,apparently that doesnt happen but once a year but LILY bent your fat cuban bung hole over and rammed you good, tubby bitch. How does it feel chubbs? it seems to have agitated you,,,HHAAHAHAHA. YOUR IN-STORE WAS AN IN-SNORE HAHAHAHAH,,, SEVEN PEOPLE TURN OUT WITH SIX DOLLARS AND CHANGE IN SALES HAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU FUCK HAAHAHA DESIGNER AHAHAHAHAHAH DOUCHBAG WEIRDO HAHAHA CLIVE DAVIS HAHAHAHAHAH LAPTOP SAMURAI HAHAHAHAHAH YOU FAT SLOB, YOUR HUGE HEAD MAKES ME ILL
OMG! what is her problem!!! Did she really think she could take down Perez?? Boo, dont worry….that pink headed troll has nothing on YOU!
~Team Perez~~
Wow, shes a douche. TEAM PEREZ…
Lilly Allen doesn't impress me. Perez doesn't either but his blog does. It's funny. Not Michael K funny but in it's own way. Both these two need to settle this now. I can suggest how : With a Cake Fight. Yeah. Let's put these two in a ring with cakes everywhere and then have them wrestle it out. Oh and for Lilly Allen to be calling herself an "Artist" is a big stretch. She's a Myspace junkie who happen to rise with the song Smile. She's just a girl who's riding her 15 Min of fame. I don't understand how she's managed to ride it but these days people find the show "The Hills' entertainment so I guess really anything that's crap is good!
LILLY ALLEN IS SUCHA STUPID BITCH IMA DELETE ALL HER GAY SONGS OFF ITUNES AND BURN HER CD
UGLY BITCH IS SO STUPID AND OBVIOUSLY HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN READ PEREZ'S BLOG.
GOO PEREZZ
Lily should just stfu cus she can't fkn sing
and her hair looks like fkn pubes only hers are pink.