Dear Lily
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > Lily Allen > When Celebrities Blog
You're obviously an idiot!
How could you not know that your U.S. label, Capitol Records, has an office in Los Angeles????
In fact, their building is one of the most iconic structures in Hollywood!
Did we also mention that you're a liar?
We don't know what the eff you're talking about regarding "your former manager" and some crush on him, but we do know he has a few stories to tell about you and your behavior. So you might wanna shut your piehole!
We had the pleasure of meeting you at the Brit Awards two years ago and you were so drunk you could barely speak, but what words you did say you managed to insult Mark Ronson, the man who produced your debut album. You called him a hack, as we recall, and thankfully we have a very good memory.
Blame it on the booze, sweetie. That must be your motto in life!
Shouldn't you be doing more productive things than blogging about Perez??? Don't you have a new album to record???
Naw, you're too busy pAArtying it up at the Chateau Marmont.
Well, go ahead, sweetie. Full on!
We look forward to reporting your trip to rehab in a few months!
P.S. Here's what the trainwreck former singer just posted on her blog:
"I am not a liar Pee pEe , how can I possibly have been to Capitols office in the last year when my visa to get into the states was only granted three weeks ago, there is no Capitol office in LA as far as I know and I certainly haven't been to New York in the past few days , you should know , you've documented my every move since I got here ? And many people ask to have their photos taken with me , I don't keep a record of peoples names . You wouldn't understand that though , you can probably remember the names and faces of all seven fans that turned up to your clothing line signing the other day.
I made you a present
now if i'm so irrelevant , stop subscribing to my blog and let me get back to work .
I dare you to post this on your site"
Update: Wikipedia is wrong.
Like we said, you're an idiot!
[Drunk Lily image via WENN.]
she fuking got you baaaaaaaaaaaad that must hurt fatdo with bad hair.
cuzshe's got whole europe and you got the americand and her fanbase is huuuge and yours is like 0.
you talentless little gay outlet
TEAM LILY all the way!!
haha that girl ROCKS!!!
Perez you got shamed…deal with it :p
i love lily allen! perez stop being so jealous of pople more successful than u!!
p.s i love that picture and caption LOL
Perez, i love you. Lily Allen is just jealous that you're more successful than her =)
GO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!
No one should EVER start a fight with you!!!!!!!!!!
PErez you got owned Round 1 goes to Lily Allen - again. Stop messing with her - we love her!! Perez you have GOT to learn when to walk away from a fight, you are looking mighty silly right now.
I suspect that you can dish but you can't take it.
Haha, what kind of gay guy would that make you?
Got to admit that pic is some funny shit and i give you props for putting it up on your page…
i think you 2 should jello wrestle out your aggressions towards each other… and we'll all watch it on MTV NEWS and YOUTUBE!
perezzzzzzzzzzzzzz
stop being so mean, dang.
i feel like you're taking it too far with lily.
i mean, i don't LOVE her either…but poor thing.
Lily, why don't you go back to the UK and look up Amy Fuck-house and her crackhead friends and go get drunked, piss in ur cunt, crack high - cos honey - u r obviously FUCKED up! What a HO.BITCH/SLUT/CUNT/WHORE!
Perez-baby - we love you anyway!
Perez you never looked better mi amore!!!
you can dish it but you cant take it. fucking idiot…
Her argument is so week.
Perez Rules!!!!!!!
i love how lily allen says that she used to read your blog but then all of a sudden, when you start bloging abut her she suddenly turned. hahaha. dumbass bitch. GO PEREZ!!!!!!!!
team ALLEN .
haha that pic is so fucking funny,
Lily 1 - Perez 0
haha
Someone is going down ,Perez and you're losing.
So silly. you two should just kiss and make up, you're both lovable smart asses.
perez, you're a fucking baby and a huge, hypocrite. maybe this will make you think twice before you rip defenceless kids apart, and Lily, my love, perez ain't got shit on you. you have real talent , he has real,well ??? let me get back to you on that one.
So now she is mocking fat people… nice… Way to win her some fans..
Re: coco –
smile is not the only thing lily allen has going of her. Lily Allen is an amazing musician and Alright, Still was an amazing cd.
OMG/// I LOVE YOU PEREZ….. this is WHY i love you.. so she SINGS???? are u serious.. whats her hit again>> oh yeah .. no ONE CARES>…… LOVE YOU PEREZ>>> MUCHO MUCHO MUCHO MUCHO MUCHO….. gordito LINDO.(well not too gordito anymore)… BESOTES>>>>>>>>>>
TEAM PEREZ!
Perez, you fucking *deserved* to only have 7 people show up to your clothing line signing.
Your site used to be entertaining and fun to read. Now it is mean-spirited, cruel, and immature. Does it really benefit you at all to bash the hell out of an innocent person? I'm not a Lily Allen fan, as I do not listen to her music, however I am well-aware that she has been through a lot in the past year or so and does not deserve the torment. No one does, for that matter.
Does it make you feel good to sit around and say shitty things about her?
I sure hope it does… because now so many people hate you and are tired of your bullshit. I hope you're really thrilled with yourself, "sweetie."
team lily all the way!
i mean i'd rather be a pink haired drunk mess then a fat gossip blogger anyday!
What the eff, Pee Pee? (I like it..haha). You really are starting to sound like a little jr. high school bitch in your posts. You attacked her first. Grow some fucking balls and show some respect. You seem to have let your notoriety take the place of the last tiny bit of decency you may have had left. You should re-read your post to her. That's awful. You're horrible now. People like you are what is wrong with our society. No respect for others. What your REAL beef with her? Might as well put it all out there…coward.
Re: Stef – wow dude. It doesn't matter if you burn them or delete them COS YOUR SORRY ASS HAS ALREADY PAID FOR THEM.
By the way, learn to spell you fucking knobhead.
PS Perez you're still a fat shit.
*chuckles*
LEAVE PEREZ ALONE!
You're making me not want to read your page anymore. This isn't supposed to be all about you.
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There is no capitol records office in LA anymore. That building was sold a while back and are made into apartments
perez, you are a piece of shit. lily allen is one of the most honest celebrities out there today. you document her every move. get a life. obviously you should back off, you're losing a lot of fans from all the lily allen bashing.
lily, you're awesome!
I've been to L.A. once in my life. Hollywood was a must go see…and capitol records was in my face the whole day. You can't get away from it. How can you not know capitol records is in L.A.? hahahah soooo funny. I love the fat suit she put you in… I just realized how many people posting might actually be world famous celebrities posting hatred on you. THIS MAKES ME LAUGH HARDER! Oh man…insecurites are LARGE in here.
Stay drunk Lily…it keeps things funny!
Perez, grow some fucking balls already.
I'm tired of your fucking gay ass.
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I love that you posted the pic. It shows how much you and the rest of us could care about this drunk. I also believe she will be in rehab sooner than later. My feelings toward her were indifferent, now I have no respect for her. She is clearly a big fat loser!
ugh.
grow up…both of you…
seriously.
PEREZ, i've been reading your site now and i love lily allen
you're being sort of pathetic lashing out on lily
im going to read tyler durden now…
PEACE!
hahahha u fat fuck she got you good this time, ur such a dumbass! u r an idiot and a shame to all the gays around the world!
Fuck you Perez Hilton.
You sound like a little child. Seriously, it sounds so petty when you call someone you're in a spat with "sweetie" when you obviously don't like her. You're losing credibility. Throwing personal insults at someone who you're readers admire is fucking stupid.
I seriously don't give a fuck is Lilly was drunk in public - I am not infatuated with every aspect of her personal life and all I care about is her music. I am not on your side here.
Are you jealous?
Lilly Allen is a loser. Stinking drunk, horrific, loser. She should be appalled at herself. All the blessings of fame and good fortune and she's pulling a Winehouse. Sick. She deserves to lose everything. Maybe then she'd appreciate it. And by the way, Ms. Allen, before making fun of Perez physical stature, take a look at your cellulite laden ass. At least he's getting himself in shape. You've never even tried and you look like a pathetic, English piece of unhealthy trash. Perez RULES!!! Lilly Allen is a skank!
Hey P
The only reason I know who th eFuck she is IS becuz of you
Smooches to you and Teddy
IT IS PEREZ'S JOB TO DISH OUT CELEBRITY GOSSIP!!! MANY PEOPLE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT BITCH LILY WAS IF IT WASN'T FOR PEREZ POSTING ABOUT HER!!! HE IS GETTING PAID ALOT OF MONEY TO BLOG AND LILY IS JUST A WASTE!!! STICK TO YOUR PARTYING BITCH!!! DIGNITY IS YOUR FRIEND LILY WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT?!
2 points lily
0 points perez
how does it feel to lose to someone with hair pinker than yours?
Ho' shit, Lily comes off as incredibly immature and pathetic here. LOL.
You know, I generally like your sense of humor and I appreciate what you do for the music industry, but you can be awfully mean sometimes and this is getting catty. Why don't you take the high road here?
Wow, Perez, you continue to fail at life, you stupid fag.
I love Lily. You're an awful man Perez.
HAHAHAHA! Oh Lily Allen, you are so awesome!
Re: COSMO – Re: COSMO – LOVE UUUUU! TEAM LILY!!! U & I ARE JUST ALIKE! LILY FUCKING ROCKSSSSSSSSS
HAHAHAHHA LILY ALLEN FTW. PEREZ JUST HAD HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM.
Sorry Perez, Lily totally pwns.
Love ya both! But I'm thinking about dying my hair cotton candy now.
Team Perez!!!!! Team Perez!!!!! Team Perez!!!!!
Keep drinking Lush Lily
Team Perez!!!!! Team Perez!!!!! Team Perez!!!!!
Team Perez!!!!! Team Perez!!!!! Team Perez!!!!!
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I FUCKIN LOVE YOU LILY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whats all this shit about lily career tanking!!
She's already a star!
There is a world outside of the US you know!!!
THAT PICTURE IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
love you perez….
but go lily….you're being dumb about this….just leave her alone
shut up lily-you are trash and you have no talent.
LOOOOOL!!!!!!!!
love you Perez
Team Perez on this one. Lily is a hurtbag!
DAMN PEREZ, I KNOW THAT PIC FUCKIN HURTS. SHE IS STUPID FOR NOT KNOWING CAPITOL IS IN LA BUT SHE'S RIGHT ABOUT U SAYING SHE'S IRRELEVANT. WHAT GOES AAROUND COMES AROUND. I STILL LOVE U PEREZ
She's OVER and a trashbag, put Perez got SERVED.
What a retarded lil bitch. She's stupid. You rock Perez. Keep up the good work!!! Lots of Love !!
hahahaha.
sorry, but I have to go with lily on this one.
you're blogging about her blogging about you.
deal with it perez.
seriously.
lmao i really dont like either of you i just can;t wait to see what you do to eachother
TEAM PEREZ!
lily is a fat cunt..
she'll be in rehab in
no time
Lily rocks. Leave her be. There are better subjects: Lezlo!!!!!!!
Team Perez all the way. This is part and parcel of being a celeb hun. Now take a hint from Britney head to rehab and stay out of the spotlight for a while cause we are all over you.
LILY IS A STUPID CUNT
PEREZ ROCKS
PEREZ ROCKS
PEREZ ROCKS
this girl has no idea what shes talking about perez is the shit and ppl love him i know i do im a huge fan !shes a whore
Lay off Lily you fat talentless jerk. I used to to not mind you but I think your mean and judgemental. She young she experienced a lot of fame and money really quickly and shes not neccessarily handling it well. Whats so wrong with having a good time. Are you jealous that you have no one to invite back to your place for rowdy parties? All your 'friends' in hollywood only talk to you to stop you blogging about them but noone actually likes or repects you. Ur a MEAN QUEEN!
you got owned!
please! she is such a pathetic loser, i'm sick of her!
Team Allen!!
Ever since youve been picking on the poor thing im liking her more and more… and now this picture - some people obviously talk the talk but cant walk the walk Perez. Youre a bully and a sensationalist. I used to love this site but youve suddenly decided youre some sort of demi god and decided to post on things you know nothing about - politics - and become a complete hypocrite by posting countless links to charity websites (even some anti-bullying networks?).
Guess what? IT BEGINS AT HOME.
Back off the pink haired one. dont you think you would be upset after going through a miscarriage?
YESS! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Its true his line sucks. It looks like wall-mart material to me.
Its ok for Perez to be on your blog and writing things about Lily b/c thats his job and thats what he has fans for, but for someone who claims to have a career being a singer and talent what the hell are you doing fighting w/ someone over the internet and taking time out of your day looking for pictures of him. Shouldnt you be in a studio doing work you obviously say you're doing? Doesnt make to much sense to me. Stay in England hunny b/c no one in America has really ever heard of you until we saw you online drunk and out of your mind. CLASSY!
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I think you're being immature and harsh, I really do love your site but you've been unfairly picking on her. Also, she DID point out how hypocritical you've been with bullying her while at the same time promoting anti-bullying. You've been coming off like a prick and I think she was right to defend herself. ESPECIALLY after the miscarriage. [BTW, I think you're a little jealous of her… Just saying.]
you're such an idiot perez, that tower isn't even open anymore.
Seriously, fuck off Perez. Lily is the only woman with balls enough to write a blog IN RESPONSE to you. She's the only one to STAND UP FOR HERSELF TO YOU. You fucking suck ass. I come to this site every day and god knows why. TMZ, The Superficial, CelebSlam, they all have the same if not more than you do.
Get the fuck over yourself. You should be giving this girl props for having the balls to stand up to you and give as good as she gets. You SHOULD be begging this girl to be your best friend, because at 23 she's sticking up for herself more than anyone else you trash.
I've stood by and watched you attempt to destroy hard-working girls careers all in the name of making your own. Well no more bitch. You can log this IP address and see if it visits your site again. Lily's got more balls than you, AND she looks better than you EVER could with pink hair - YOU are a pathetic hater. Go suck Paris Hilton's asshole since that's what got you so far.
Speaking of which, all you do is bash "Jessica Don't Call me Latina Alba" but look who ditched their spanish name to make their fame - you're a fucking hypocrite.
So fuck off Perez. Lily has twice the balls you do, you rat fucking bastard.
wow, you're being a pretty big asshole. grow up.
bull shit perez! ur just an idiot…
why dont you throw shit on your self instead of throwing it to other people who doesnt give a shit about you? get on your own business and stop fucking others..
why dont you blog somenthing about your self and your stupid hello kitty bath hat and your pathetic hair? ooh sorry.. fat ass
allen team!
Lily is a fucking fierce ass bitch.
Re: LilyI – wow. Nice capitals. Is that meant to mean you're yelling or is it just meant to make you look like an arrogant knobhead? What's that? The latter you say? Thought so.
PS Perez, I stand by my statement. You're a fat shit.
the saddest part of all of this is that perez hilton will trash talk katy perry once some other new female singer comes along. I love lily and katy. I would hate to see either of them hurt.
Lily seems pretty cool… and Perez can be a bully to those who don't suck up to him… Go Lily.
disgustingly obese greasy hog JUST GOT FUCKING OWNED SO HARD UP THE ASS
TEAM PEREZ!
Perez I love you….but this is all a bit bitchey and childish….
I luvs Pérez but i also love lily allen she is the shit!
I didn't know who the ef she was til I saw her on here..I downloaded her stuff..and hate it. She is obviously a mess. His site is about talking about celebs..she's doing the same thing, how is stepping over the line? In my opinion it's a little immature on both sides, but it's pretty funny. I still love Perez tho!
Wow can you two not sort it out. Thats just insane, when i love reading both its just stupid. BAH!
Its like celebrity big brother again SET AN EXAMPLE>
team lily!
maybe you should start beening nice to people!! i think people are getting tired of you talking about them so much!! i think you need to take a BIG look in the mirror and see that you really don't have alot of room to talk about anybody!! ok!! so check yourself first before you talk about others!!
bitter bitch!!!! perez hilton your my hero!!
Isn't it funny that that is the best that she could do? She had to photoshop something, couldn't point out anything that he had lied about or done. However, everyone knows that she has turned out to be a low life. One lie right after another….
PEREZ U GOT OWNED U DOOOOOOSH
Gotta love that Lil. hahah.
GO LILLY!!!!
PEE PEE CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT!!
GO LILLY!!!!
PEE PEE CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT!!
GO LILLY!!!!
PEE PEE CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT!!
GO LILLY!!!!
PEE PEE CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT!!
GO LILLY!!!!
PEE PEE CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT!!
GO LILLY!!!!
PEE PEE CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT!!
GO LILLY!!!!
PEE PEE CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT!!
GO LILLY!!!!
PEE PEE CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT!!
GO LILLY!!!!
PEE PEE CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT!!
GO LILLY!!!!
PEE PEE CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT!!
GO LILLY!!!!
PEE PEE CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT!!
GO LILLY!!!!
PEE PEE CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT!!
GO LILLY!!!!
PEE PEE CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT!!
GO LILLY!!!!
PEE PEE CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT!!
GO LILLY!!!!
PEE PEE CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT!!
Lmao….this is soooo funny two people b*tch slapping each other. Its a case of he says - she says and both are trying to outdo the other. However I think Perez fell into Lily Allen's well spun web. No publicity is bad and Lily appears to have responded to Perez in order to ensure she receives publicity and her web site gets hits. Perez sweetie I think you have been had by a woman who spun her web in order to trap you for publicity. Lily would know you have millions of hits so to respond to your comments would ensure millions of people would check out her website thus generating publicity for herself and ensuring she remained in the spotlight until her new album came out. Lol I think Lily won this round…………
Perez Rocks! GO TEAM PEREZ! He is so effin cool to post this!…Fuck Lily!
HAHA!!!LOL!!!! Bless her for making the effort to strike back, if only she hadn't have been drunk when she plotted her revenge she may not have sounded so dumb but all the booze has most likely killed off her braincells!!!