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Dear Lily
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > Lily Allen > When Celebrities Blog
You're obviously an idiot!
How could you not know that your U.S. label, Capitol Records, has an office in Los Angeles????
In fact, their building is one of the most iconic structures in Hollywood!
Did we also mention that you're a liar?
We don't know what the eff you're talking about regarding "your former manager" and some crush on him, but we do know he has a few stories to tell about you and your behavior. So you might wanna shut your piehole!
We had the pleasure of meeting you at the Brit Awards two years ago and you were so drunk you could barely speak, but what words you did say you managed to insult Mark Ronson, the man who produced your debut album. You called him a hack, as we recall, and thankfully we have a very good memory.
Blame it on the booze, sweetie. That must be your motto in life!
Shouldn't you be doing more productive things than blogging about Perez??? Don't you have a new album to record???
Naw, you're too busy pAArtying it up at the Chateau Marmont.
Well, go ahead, sweetie. Full on!
We look forward to reporting your trip to rehab in a few months!
P.S. Here's what the trainwreck former singer just posted on her blog:
"I am not a liar Pee pEe , how can I possibly have been to Capitols office in the last year when my visa to get into the states was only granted three weeks ago, there is no Capitol office in LA as far as I know and I certainly haven't been to New York in the past few days , you should know , you've documented my every move since I got here ? And many people ask to have their photos taken with me , I don't keep a record of peoples names . You wouldn't understand that though , you can probably remember the names and faces of all seven fans that turned up to your clothing line signing the other day.
I made you a present
now if i'm so irrelevant , stop subscribing to my blog and let me get back to work .
I dare you to post this on your site"
Update: Wikipedia is wrong.
Like we said, you're an idiot!
[Drunk Lily image via WENN.]
all i have to say is that perez DEFINITLY rocks the pink hair better than lily mess allen. LOVE YAAA PEREZ
hahahaha now i love lily alien..boo to pig fat perezito.. that pic of perez is sooo priceless..team alien all the way
hot pocket!!! lol. thats probably what he looks like naked for real!!! hahahaha. lilly allen rocks!!!
LILY PWNS! Perez, I'm not surprised your that fat…are you CONSTANTLY on the computer keeping tabs on Lily? You lowlife…
TEAM ALLEN 4EVR!!!
WHY COME TO THIS SITE IF YOU WANT PEREZ TO BE POLITE AND SOFT SPOKEN? DUH??? I come here to laugh and he delivers. At least Perez is self-made. Lily is the rich bitch daughter of a famous and rich person… what struggle has she had? Oh yeah, she had a miscarriage.. boo, hoo fucking hoo. Bitch is a drunken mess. She's totally unfit to be a mother and her drinking and drugging probably led to that. Who the fuck is she to trash anyone. She can't even handle a pregnancy or even herself. How many times does she have to pass ot and puke everwhere. MESS! TEAM PEREZ!!!!
that's pretty mean, though i can see some truth in what she has to say.
PEE PEE IS SUCH A LOSER!!!
TEAM ALLEN!!!
TEAM ALLEN!!!
TEAM ALLEN!!!
TEAM ALLEN!!!
TEAM ALLEN!!!
TEAM ALLEN!!!
TEAM ALLEN!!!
TEAM ALLEN!!!
TEAM ALLEN!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!! I LOVE Lilly Allen now! She rocks….and you deserve it. She is the only celeb with the balls to call you out!!!!
PEREZ YOU REALLY NEED TO GROW UP? AT THIS POINT DOES IT REALLY MATTER WHO WAS RIGHT AND WHO WAS WRONG? BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE LOOKING LIKE THE CRY BABY BITCH. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD STOP WRITING ABOUT HER.
hahahahaha she tooooold you perez, and thats what you really look like!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HILARIOUS
she gives a bad name to english people.
and she is a chav.
so its ok for her to be an idiot.
:3
lily allen is amazing you moron
You are just a queen men
Tirate al piso y lloraaaaaaaaaa
Ahahhhahahahaha
I LOVE YOU PEREZ! BOO, LILY ALLEN!
THAT PICTURE IS HILARIOUS! i'VE LOOKED AT IT REPEATEDLY AND CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! LILY OWNED YOU! "Hot Topic? Somebody get me a Hot Pocket!" CLAssIC!
Lily Allen RULES she's real
Omg!! That is so f-ing hillarious! I gatta give it to lily…. That was great. However, I don't think trainwreck even begins describe her. Get your life together girl!
She's such an idiot…
When Capitol Records became Capitol Music Group, they moved their offices to NY. The Capitol building in LA was not sold and is not being turned into apartments. Although Capitol is no longer in the building, it's parent company EMI is.
OMG..this is too fuckin' funny!!! Keep fighting it's good for your "ratings"!! LOL
Everyne who is supporting Perez on this, you really need to consider that he is the child, he can't take a dose of his own medicine, so hes trying to get back at her with this immature behavior and bully her? um surely you can't love him for bully even though he's so against. Lily has taken this maturely unlike Perez.
7 People turned up at his clothes range launch, 7! Hes the one that constantly makes fun of celebs who's clothes ranges flop and now look at him, on the other hand over 300 people turned up for Lily's clothing range launch.
MTV have picked up on this and look there supporting Lily
"· It’s the battle of the century! Perez Hilton has been saying mean things about Lily Allen, and she’s pissed! Go, Lily go!"
TEAM LILY
Leave Lilly alone!! Your such a hater on everyone Perez its almost ridiculous. You're about to feel a backlash soon brotha cuz you get more and more bitter and bitchy each day. I used to loooooooove this website but now its like whats the point? Ur just miserable.
LOL you LOSE Perez. You FAIL. Try again.
Oooh, it's so funny when Perez can't take the heat! I think someone needs pour him a tall cold glass of Grow-The-Fuck-Up! P.S. That's such a great picture of you Pee Pee!
get a real job
you can't do this forever
Go Lily..
I find it exquisitly ironic that "Perez Hilton" perpetually refers to celebs as "fame whores", when it is in fact he who is the worst of the bunch. Don't get me wrong, I'm certainly not calling him a celebrity.
How about you stop antagonising others and go work on yourself. Certainly you could find yourself a good shrink in L.A to sort out all your issues. Like why you are so obsessed with other people's flaws? Probably because you are so blively unaware of the shortcomings within yourself.
Indeed, definatly something to think about.
Better yet, next time you start picking on someone for their weight, maybe you should consider updating your blog from a tred mill.
Now I'm starting to get catty and sinking to the low levels of the man in question.
Au revoir my sad little blogger
lol lily has some fight in her.. i love it
can't stand her bland music but wow she is giving it good to perez.. great photo….lol… looking forward to more of this back in forth…
like, she needs to shut the fuck up seriously.
and for everyone there, saying "you fat fuck"
GET THE FUCK OFF HIS SITE.
his bloggings the reason why your
on his site?
if you dont fucking like, fucking bounce?
and, lilly.
go fucking get drunk.
you stupid cunt.
TEAM PEREZ, FOREVER AND ALWAYS.
everyone thats tem lily, fucking leave, asap.
i will always love you perez, as long as you can take the same kinda shit you dish out… i'm glad you posted this! plus that pic is hilarious!
team perezcious por vida!
love it!
TEAM ALLEN all the way you fat piggy!
HAHA! That was hilarious!! Lily's bit not yours!!! Someone FINALLY got under your skin!! LOL! If it didn't bother you wouldn't have said anything! So what if she is a drunk hot mess?! She doesn't pay your bills! Leave her alone! She is ruining her own life! TUBBY! HA "you can probably remember the names and faces of all seven fans that turned up to your clothing line signing the other day." OH MAN THAT WAS FUNNY! SHE GOT YOU!
we hate you
Team Lily! Perez you are so sad for your hypocrisy. Donate to this, worthwhile cause that, let's all save the world while mocking everyone (even celebrities' children!). Please realize that making money off of bullying people doesn't make the world a better place. If you really believe in helping the world and preaching like a damn beauty pageant winner, be honest with yourself and realize the influence you have on young adults and their beliefs about the integrity of your blogs (cough, cough, bullying)!
In September 2006, owner EMI announced that it had sold the tower and adjacent properties for $50 million to New York-based developer Argent Ventures.[4]
More power to Perez. If he cared about what she had to say, he wouldn't have posted the picture. Get it? He can take it, unlike most.
everyone check out how his fashion line did… nymag.com
so no one wants to read your blog because you are an immature fatass
and obvi no one wants to wear your clothes
what's next? an album, maybe?
Lilly allen is my new hero!
It's about time one of the girls perez is always pissing on came back at him!
Priceless…she is an idiot.
DAMN TUBBY MC TUB, SHE OWNED YOU!! AND SHE'S RIGHT TOO.
PLUS IF HER MANAGER TOLD HER YOU HAD A CRUSH ON HIM AND HE TOLD YOU THINGS ABOUT HER, MAYBE HE'S THE LIAR?
LAY OFF HER. SHE IS WAY COOLER THAN YOU ANYDAY.
Good for Lily! I used to be a fan, but this has TOTALLY turned me off of this site. You don't know when you're going to piss your fans off so much that they get tired of you…
I think you're milking your final 15, and bitter because your hot topic line isn't doing well.
You totally misconstrue everything, and post straight up PEREZ PROPAGANDA. Your facts aren't even facts, half of the time.
So congrats. I used to be a huge fan, and would readily defend you- but now I'm just tired of you trying to use your "influence" to ruin people's careers.
You seem SO disingenuous now, and ungrateful.
It's gross.
Capitol DOESNT have an office in LA you fucking moron. The name is on the building but they are long gone.
What are you in high school? This is the most idiotic post I have ever seen. Even for you.
Go fuck yourself. This is the post that did you in.
Face=LOST.
She may not be that bright, but she sure is funny as hell! Thank you for taking on her dare, how'd she get that photo of you? I thought you two weren't close.
Honestly Perez… You're a loser, I have went from reading your site HOURLY to maybe once a week… IF THAT… You are becoming one of those HAS BEEN'S you always talk about…. get a grip…
Lily's just salty because you call it like it is with her. She IS a hot mess. That's not to say she can't turn it around, but bitch please - repeatedly getting plowed at major shows where you know there will be hundreds of photogs is just foolish if you don't want to be labeled a mess. And put some panties on! I feel bad for her about the miscarriage…perhaps she's trying to self-medicate through that, but she needs to get some professional help and quit making a fool of herself in public. Did she learn nothing from Brit Brit?
HAS IT OCCURED TO ANYONE THAT AFTER MS. ALLENS MISCARRIAGE SHE IS FEELING LOST, A BIT HORMONAL,AND IS JUST WORKING OUT SOME UNATTRACTIVE PROBLEMS IN HER PERSONAL LIFE IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD. WHAT DID PEREZ,OR ANY OF THE PEOPLE BASHING LILLY LOOK LIKE AFTER THE WORSE PHASE OF THEIR LIVES. HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT PEREZ ENDORSED HILLARY,BUT USES HIS BLOG TO BASH WOMEN ALL DAY LONG. HAVE A FUED WITH A CREDIBLE MAN IN THE INDUSTRY PEREZ,SO WE CAN ALL SEE WHAT YOU'RE REALLY MADE OF. ATTACKING WOMEN DURING PERSONAL CRISIS IS LOSING IT'S LUSTER FOR YOU FAST. HEY, IT'S YOUR CAREER!
HAS IT OCCURED TO ANYONE THAT AFTER MS. ALLENS MISCARRIAGE SHE IS FEELING LOST, A BIT HORMONAL,AND IS JUST WORKING OUT SOME UNATTRACTIVE PROBLEMS IN HER PERSONAL LIFE IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD. WHAT DID PEREZ,OR ANY OF THE PEOPLE BASHING LILLY LOOK LIKE AFTER THE WORSE PHASE OF THEIR LIVES. HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT PEREZ ENDORSED HILLARY,BUT USES HIS BLOG TO BASH WOMEN ALL DAY LONG. HAVE A FUED WITH A CREDIBLE MAN IN THE INDUSTRY PEREZ,SO WE CAN ALL SEE WHAT YOU'RE REALLY MADE OF. ATTACKING WOMEN DURING PERSONAL CRISIS IS LOSING IT'S LUSTER FOR YOU FAST. HEY, IT'S YOUR CAREER!
team allen team allen team allen!!!!! i don't even like the hag but i absolutely DESPISE you, perez. you are a shameless, self-promoting, egotistical worm who gets off on and gets paid by your UNWITTY nasty comments.
Oh and Pee Pee is the HOTTEST nickname ever! LMAO! Perez can dish it but can't take it! You make fun of people day in day out and get mad when they finally fight back? You are the BIGGEST hypocrite! Talking about Heidi and Spencer when you are trying be famous too! But like them you have no talent! So you just talk shit about people!! We get it your friends with Katy Perry- WHO GIVES A FUCK? You don't need to defend her! She is a big girl! And I applaud Lily for actually sticking up for herself and sticking up to you! All the celebrities are too afraid because you will say something bad about them! But not Lily! So yeah!
You need to leave lily alone
she lost her baby, shes acting out because of it
you started to be nasty to her in the first place, you kind of deserve it
team lily!
TEAM PEREZ!!!
team perez-only!!! she is an idiot, and u r our gossip superstar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez - I think hell might only be the waiting-room for where you're going. Totally unnecessary, far too evil.
She wins.
Drop it, Mario. You're getting so annoying and bitchy (bitchy in a not funny way, that is). It's uncool and it makes people like you even less.
HA. i love lily allen. leave her alone.
perez you are a stupid prick. lilly allen has amazing music, her new stuff is gonna send her to number 1 in the uk. stop hating on Lily
PEREZ HILTON IS A FUGLY, FAT, TALENTLESS FUCK!!!!!!
if u ask me lately ur blog has gotten really shit
Perez you have got to have a sense of humor. Come on that is freakin hilarious! The whole story got better and better every time i scrolled down..
I love you Perez, but dude she got ya! I LOVED IT! I ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD… BY MYSELF!!!! OH MAN THIS SHIZ IS GETTING CRAZY… I FEEL A BITCH FIGHT BREWING…. THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!
i'm oblivious as to why anyone cares about either of you, to be honest.
Oh ssnnnnnnnap! She called you out good and proper, Chunk!
Maybe you should criticise her behaviour once you actually have some talent, or are famous for any reason other that clinging to has-been Paris Hilton..
Hey, why don't you change your name to Parasite Hilton?
This shit's hilarious…I love her! (sorry P.H)
honestly everybody knows that Perez posts offensive stuff on his website..if she didn't want her feelings hurt she should have never looked at the site..so it's her own fault her feelings are hurt.
The Capitol Records office in LA was folded into EMI New York two years ago, so Lily is right — as a so-called "music" person, how can you not know that, Perez?
Lily is a mess. Not even a hot mess…just a pink stain on society.
Team Perez
The picture she did is pretty funny. Although I would be seriously surprised if she actually did it. At least you went ahead and showed that too. I think that indicates you're deveolping a pretty tough skin.
Granted, I really really love Lily's CD. I'm not against her. I'm not choosing sides. But seriously people? Y'all are bashing Perez on his own website which you OBVIOUSLY read. If you hate him that's fine, whatever. BUT THEN STOP READING HIS FUCKING SITE.
Somebody get me a hot pocket!
She's a moron and that was hilarious!
This is Perez's swan song. Remember the days when he used to get 200-300 comments a post because they were actually witty and INTERESTING. look at the recent other shit. 67 comments? yeaaah bye bye fat fuck.
Damn Perez, I dont blame her for this. You clearly brought her to the point where she had to lower herself to that, and I would have done the same. By the remarks you made above obviously she offended you or else you wouldn't be throwing back insults like two high school kids on a myspace feud.
Im pretty sure you didnt like her being an ass to you so why do it to her and other celebs? I bet Lindsay, Britney and Amy already know they are messes so why bash them about it? Because it will get you on a few magazines and TV shows? Maybe thats just as bad. You could probably get a better response by posting positive stuff.
TEAM LILY, bitches!
She pwned you!!! LMFAO!!!
Re: ev323 – Re: ev323 – whats your deal with brits? as an American with loads of British family members i have to say. does it really matter where you come from? yeah she isnt the best, but dont insult the british music scene because you've got nothing better to say about lily allen. ps, every good reality show on AMERICAN television, was stolen from BRITISH television. FUCKING TWAT
The difference between Perez and Lilly, is the Lilly is at least creating art in her own manner, she is trying to do something with her talent and hobby: music, and sadly the Perez Hiltons' of this world out most of their energy into bringing others down. They sit in their ivory tower and mock and make fun of others who are trying and maybe fucking up along the way but hopefully learning, they forget that they were once outsiders too, that they once tried to be themselves but gave up and now they want others to give up as well.
That is fucking great!! she called you out, and she was right..Now, you are instigating another spat with Mark ronson by posting what she said..How does it feel now?
i love lily perez look at your self. look at the mess YOU yourself have created. maybe she is a mess- she lost a little baby that was growing inside of her stomache. asswipe
TEAM LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLY !!!!!!!!
shes a bitch perez, youre awesome
Re: Toni! – I agree I was going to say the same thing that she JUST lost a baby and he accused of her doing drugs while pregnant! Even if he's gay he is still a man and doesn't understand! On top of being a jackass! You will get no were in life being nasty to people all the time. Especially to weak vulnerable people! Obviously she is going through a rough period.
hahahahaha TE DOLIO GUATON PEREZ?
jajajajajaja dejala tranquila enfermo
LILY ROCKS!!
OWNED! Sounds like somebody needs to grow up and shouldn't you, the most shameless and pathetic self-promoter ever, just be glad that SOMEBODY gives enough of a damn about you and the stupid trash you write to respond? Don't act like you're not loving it! Think I gotta go with Lily on this one.
Perez-
You can't take what you dish out. This blog made you sound like a whiny bitch. Learn to ignore it, that's what you've forced all of the celebs to do.
Think about it.
why would you post her pic of you if it was that good?!
TEAM LILY! Suck it you fat fuck!
I honestly feel bad for her. If she is so ill with alcohol (and probably drug) problems that she can't remember what she;s done in the past few days or obvious and important details about her employer, she needs some help in a serious way. I hope she can get the help she needs.
PS- Good for you for fighting back! You show her what you're made of, girlfriend! Love you!
fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck. i'll state the truth whenever i want bitch.
LMFAO! omg that's absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!!
I'm addicted to this site but I'm sorry
Team Lily.
Dude your ass got pwnedddddd.
Even though it's childish and you should let it go.
But, if we're choosing teams I call lily.
GO LILLY!
Its on bitch. Loves the drama
YOU'RE 30 YEARS OLD YOU ASS- JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE AN OLD FAT FUCK DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD BULLY BEAUTIFUL TALENTED YOUNGER WOMEN. I THINK YOU LOVED SOME BEAUTIFUL WOMAN THAT TURNED YOU DOWN AND NOW YOU HATE ALL WOMEN THAT ARE ATTRACTIVE- HENCE WHY YOU LIKE PARIS HILTON MAWAAHAHAHAHHA
So she's guilty of being ignorant… she didn't know Capitol had an office in LA… sure.. idiotic if you like Perez… But man she really got you and istead of taking it in stride you got WAY too bitchy for someone who dishes it out on a daily basis. If she's guilty of throwing away her career that's all fine and good… but seriously.. you can't expect to be able to talk shit about everyone without getting some blow-back… Just man up and take it like you dish it.
Maybe Katy Perry was busy being KATY HUDSON, CHRISTIAN POP STAR that day, and Lily didn't recognize Katy through the thick veil of hypocrisy:)
Quote from Katy Perry In Blender:
“I’m completely outrageous and I’ll do anything for attention!”
I've got news for you, sweetie- when you're busy trying to convince others that you're cool, cutting edge, etc- you're not.
You're SOOOOO transparent. You'll change who you are- morals, image, ANYTHING for fame.
hahaha. Douchebag.
lmmfao! I LOVE YOU LILY!!!
wtf? what a fucking loser. I hate this whore.
your own little MTV home has taken lily's side HhahsahahahahahahhHAHAHAHAHAHAH everyone hates you you kike
Lilly is the new Perez, except that she's much more talented and people actually like her. Perez makes even people who once liked him hate him.
Lilly GOT MY RESPECT BACK with this pic! Way to Go, Lilly!
TEAM LILLY HERE!
I actually liked you until you showed your lameness.
I am so Team Allen. I was never Team Perez but I thought he might be a decent person for a while. Turns out nah. Personal attacks aren't big or clever, and you were the one who started it.
Oh Perez…It looks like you lost weight in this picture!
only a horrible human being would have the nerve to actually imply that a woman that just had a miscarriage intentionally killed her unborn child (abortion, cigarettes, etc..). you're acting like a total five year old, give it up perez, you lost.
Wait…doesn't she have a REAL career & talent? I mean…what do you do really besides eat and talk shit about ppl you envy? You fucking love this shit though don't you, because it has your name coming out of ppl's mouths…? You're SO fucking sad. You're nothing. You're a fucking social climber who feeds off other ppl's fame to make "something" out of yourself…however it's failed and your still fat and Lily is still fucking talented, cute and young. To bad your mom will never be able to say those things about you, huh?
I hope you don’t think for a fucking second that you’ve achieved some type of “fame”. I mean honestly if you disappeared today I don’t like one person would ask, “Whatever happen to…um…what’s his name” tomorrow. You’re parents must be so ashamed.
You know perez, i find it really ironic that you get so defensive when people criticize you in the exact same way you've earned your notoriety: by brutally criticizing other people. Only actually, Lily Allen's criticism was more valid/warranted, because at least she had a reason (retaliation).
Wow. I really liked Lily Allen. Well, I'll always love her music, but that's sad.
It's one thing to poke fun, but it's another to take it seriously and completely lash out. She's not the only one you blog about, Perez, therefore she shouldn't get uppity about it.
I'm super dissapointed in her…she needs help, asap!