Dear Lily
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > Lily Allen > When Celebrities Blog
You're obviously an idiot!
How could you not know that your U.S. label, Capitol Records, has an office in Los Angeles????
In fact, their building is one of the most iconic structures in Hollywood!
Did we also mention that you're a liar?
We don't know what the eff you're talking about regarding "your former manager" and some crush on him, but we do know he has a few stories to tell about you and your behavior. So you might wanna shut your piehole!
We had the pleasure of meeting you at the Brit Awards two years ago and you were so drunk you could barely speak, but what words you did say you managed to insult Mark Ronson, the man who produced your debut album. You called him a hack, as we recall, and thankfully we have a very good memory.
Blame it on the booze, sweetie. That must be your motto in life!
Shouldn't you be doing more productive things than blogging about Perez??? Don't you have a new album to record???
Naw, you're too busy pAArtying it up at the Chateau Marmont.
Well, go ahead, sweetie. Full on!
We look forward to reporting your trip to rehab in a few months!
P.S. Here's what the trainwreck former singer just posted on her blog:
"I am not a liar Pee pEe , how can I possibly have been to Capitols office in the last year when my visa to get into the states was only granted three weeks ago, there is no Capitol office in LA as far as I know and I certainly haven't been to New York in the past few days , you should know , you've documented my every move since I got here ? And many people ask to have their photos taken with me , I don't keep a record of peoples names . You wouldn't understand that though , you can probably remember the names and faces of all seven fans that turned up to your clothing line signing the other day.
I made you a present
now if i'm so irrelevant , stop subscribing to my blog and let me get back to work .
I dare you to post this on your site"
Update: Wikipedia is wrong.
Like we said, you're an idiot!
[Drunk Lily image via WENN.]
Jesus, Perez, you can't take it at all. Now maybe you'll understand why people get so offended by the stuff you post, even though you say it's all in good fun…?
Nah.
only someone as stupid like lilly would try to go against the queen of all media….and just like avril you're carreer is about to go down the drain honey.. hahaha it was nice knowing you!hahahahahahaha
TEAM PEREZ!!!!!TEAM PEREZ!!!!!TEAM PEREZ!!!!!TEAM PEREZ!!!!!TEAM PEREZ!!!!!TEAM PEREZ!!!!!TEAM PEREZ!!!!!TEAM PEREZ!!!!!TEAM PEREZ!!!!!
Perez,
Your site was fun. Now it's a "Mess." No one wants to see your life. No one wants to see you "Vogue." This site Perez Hilton was known for accurate CELEBRITY gossip. This mess has turned into your ego site. We don't care about you losing weight. You are not a force and will never be the next "Clive Davis."
I used to love coming here to waste time but now this site is about you. You are not a celebrity. No one wants your autograph.
Stop being a bully and grow up. Get some class while your at it.
Lilly is a cunt
Looks like Lilly is cracked out and posting like crazy on this blog.
Whilst that probably wasn't the smartest thing to do, and whilst I totally do not condone her trashy behaviour, AND whilst I believe she should check her facts before she blogs…….she TOTALLY PWNED YOU and it was so awesome. LMAO, she got you good. Stop whining Perez, you do this to people on a daily basis and celebs still talk to you, but when one does it to you, you whine like a little bitch boy. Grow some balls.
Perez you efffffiiiiiinnnn rock…screw lily allen…….but like i say….
Do what you do best bitch and swallow or keep talking cause your making me FAMOUS ! ! ! ! ! !
TEAM PEREZZZZZZZZ
P, you know she just doesn't like you because she's friends with SaMANtha right?
perez you really are a complete low-life, it's really sad… finally someone had the guts to stand up to the inane bullshit you post on here everyday. good fucking riddance you utter moron.
Are you AWARE that Capitol does NOTTTTTT have an office in LOS ANGELES.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH.
you are having an argumet over the internet…you are 30 years old. wow
LILY ALLEN AL THE WAY..
perez is a little boy toucher. BOO
hahaha! love love love lily! back off perez
funny pic…but she still sucks! inmature spoiled brat…get a grip!!!..Perez you are doing your "job"…if she can't own up to it because she's DRUNK all the time wahhhhh! don't bother replying to that LOCA…she's was a mess even before she lost the baby (sorry for the loss) that just gave her more of an excuse to PARTY WILDLY! and be even crazier..losssser!!!! go feed the hungry, help the people of Sudan, China…instead of looking for pity because Perez told the world how it is with you and your kind! self-centered idiot!
Damn, you gotta hand it to Perez, he could care less what this trainwreck thinks.
Re: kitty – Shut up you dickhead stop telling everyone what to do. Just because we may like to read the site doesnt mean we have to agree or cant defend people. Is there a rule saying you have to like Perez personally to come here if so I missed that. Lily can get drunk if she wants to at least she having a good time you fascist. BTW who the fuck says bounce anyway??? Retard.
I think it's about time that we have fewer drunken teen idols without class. What happened to bubblegum pop?
she such a stupid ass. She just mad cause your ranking on her. and she also jealous, she wishes she had a clothing line and maybe if she did all 7 of her fans would show up, if that. P-Nasty you know what time it is, P-Nasty says it all. Lily you better stop if you know what's good for you. Rember QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA!!!He's gonna get Nasty with yo ass. Perez don't worry you know you have like 7 yeah 7 million fans. We love you. too bad she seem not to feel the same way. She's an Idiot. As for the picture. Is that the best she can do. She had to photoshop it. LOL. You dont even have to do that for her, she just a plaint old MESS like you said.
I love you mi cubanito lindo.
Fan # 6,789,556 LOL
how did perez get owned? i hope he tears her to shreds. at least he lost weight and his hair color looks good, not to mention all of the shows and media he's done in the past year. he's made quite a name for himself making fun of people like lily allen. i think you're fabulous, perez! you're putting hollywood in it's place, one fat, drunk loser at a time.
Sweet Jesus…the gauntlet has been thrown…and though I love you, Perez, I'm still going to side with Lily.
LOL GO LILY! THE PIC LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU PEREZ! MMMM HOT FATTY POCKETS
honestly, perez, you should just let this one go
Seriously, all you 'Lilly fans' are so delusional! She is an absolute mess, a pathetic soul for her idiotic 'drunk' persona, and probably a drug ridden individual. No…sorry, she is a drug ridden individual. I do admit, a long time ago, I couldn't stand Perez. But, now, after reading and visiting this site over a period of time, I've come to learn his true empathy and morality for 'celebrities' and his faithful followings of addressing activist movements and charities. All Lily can do, is act drunk and bash Perez.
LILLY ALLEN IS A CRACK DRUNK WHORE_–perez ROCKS
as of 2006, Capitol Records is no longer in that building..Check your facts Perez..I mean don't you live here?
Oh my god, you sad fat loser. You have zero self esteem and self respect. I bet it all dates back to being alone and nerdy in your room waiting for your parents to bring you your TV dinner. HA HA Lily, you kicked his ass today. I have waited so long, you are officially my idol lily……TEAM FUCKING LILY. Down with fat hasbeens
Perez ur a loser!
Omg, all you do is bash awesome artists & take creditability away from people who deserve it! I am so with Lily on this one. You are seriously a douche bag! Ugh, & dude go run a block! or 2!
THAT PIC MADE MY DAY!
LILLY FOR PRESIDENT!
PEREZ,SUCK IT ,YOU SO DESERVE TO BE DESTROYED.Karma will get you!
This is soooo funny, lmao
this is great
I still love you Perez. She can go back where she came from….the gutter.
Isn't that "fat picture" the way lilly fatlin looked 2 years ago????????????
Good to know her gastric bypass is working!!!!
yep, right on schedule, whine whine whine. Perez's career is about bitchfights, gossip, and they said/they said, it's supposed to be. Lily's is supposed to be about music. So, if you ask me, there's only one BIG loser here . . .
WAKE UP FUCKTARDS. PEREZ ISN'T OFFENDED ONE BIT. HE WOULDN'T HAVE POSTED THE DAMN PHOTO OF HIMSELF IF IT HURT HIS FEELINGS. IDIOTS THE LOT OF YOU! AGAIN - BAD PUBLICITY IS STILL PUBLICITY. AND FROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS, LILY IS SLOWLY WASTING AWAY………HAVING TO BE CARRIED OFF, WHAT A LOSER. We need someone like Leona Lewis to sing the James Bond theme. Someone stable. Not Amy, not Lily… LEONA.
PEREZ, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BRAVO EXPOSURE TONIGHT. YOU'VE EARNED IT!!!
This made me buy Lily's last album. You are such a douch.
How did Lily get that picture of Perez writing his blog?! And you can tell it's new because it looks like it's after the recent weight loss!!
Re: OH DA –
Uhh, that is bullshit!
Perez is the one who is acting like a 10 year old!
Lily has a long career ahead of her & Perez… well all he has is a blog & as Lily clearly put out there, a hungar for hot pockets. which he should lay off of, because he's looking a little more PLUMP than usual!
She didn't f**king know where Capitol records in DOWNTOWN L.A. was? IDIOT! I thought her daddy had money in the music business? This is inexcusable. She's a vengeful nobody. And your Bambi Dress sucked, bitch - along with your "so last year" pink wig.
Perez i love you but you should leave poor Lily alone. Its starting to get really high school. Your ganna cause the UK verson of Britney Spears =/
btw you have to admit that picture is sooo funny.
he always makes fun of everyone for partying cuz he has never been invited to parties. And as far as overindulgence, how the fuck did you get so fat Perez unless you stuffed your ugly face on a regular basis. Your the addict here, and your addiction is food and being negative. GROW UP YA HEFFER
I'm gonna have to go with Perez, the lesser of two evils. Lily shouldn't have reacted like that and stoop that low, as a failed singer, she should have just brushed it off. And you should brush it off too, I'm on your side, I probably would have reacted the same way too if someone did that shit to me. Cheer up, you'll be looking on top.
you fat fuck…….Lily rules!!!!!!! Perez has no talent so he has to use other peoples talents to get known!!! Douche BAAg!!!!!
BE CAREFUL BIOTCH, OR PEREZ MIGHT POST ANOTHER PICTURE OF YOUR ITTY BITTIE TITTIES, WITH YOUR PHOTOSHOPPED HEAD ON A FEMALE RAT.
ON, AND BY THE WAY - YOU'RE ONLY ADDING TO PEREZ'S FAN BASE BY POSTING YOUR BLOGS FOR HIM TO WISELY SHARE. HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? IF YOU WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE, IGNORE, IGNORE, IGNORE.
Perez, you're such a fucking hypocrite, I'm def Team Lily on this one. You can dish it out but you can't take it. It's obviously hitting a nerve if you keep writing about this. Grow up! I want real gossip, not petty, childish whining!
god now your actually resorting to fighting with the celebrities over the internet.
why dont you just find a different way to torture them or better yet DONT!
Perez, you are acting like a loser. Go donate to one of your all important charities. Your last post was ridiculous. Let it go. You are supposedly above all the gutter trash right? Your site has become boring and irrelevent. You are often way late with your news. Off to TMZ and to buy a Lilly Allen song on itunes….
Re: Phuket –
He didn't have a choice but to post the picture, dumbass. Lily had already posted it and it's gonna be on all kinds of websites by tomorrow, so if he didn't do it, he'd look like a baby.
perez
if people find you so horrible
why do they visit your webpage?
lily is a mess and she's very aware of it
i think your last entry would have been more affective if you put her post before yours.
Re: Playboy8820 – because she is not…"FAT"? and she is not a "HASBEEN"???? PEREZ is just as "fat" as her by now hehehehe and he is not a hasbeen…otherwise u wouldn't b giving him the time of day!
don't you idiots get it? if you don't like perez, go to another site. do you know how stupid you all look? get a life…why would you spend all of your time on perez's site just to diss him?..dont you have better things to do with your time?
GOOD FOR LILY!
PEREZ YOU'RE AN PETTY ASSHOLE!
IT IS AMAZING HOW MUCH ATTENTION YOU GET.
I'D SOMEONE TO DO AN EXPOSE ON YOU.
YOU CAN DISH IT OUT BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE IT IN!
HA!
BAHAHAHA. I LOVE when people talk about his signing for the hot topic thing.
AND I love that he isn't really famous, but he just thinks he is. This site was way better when it was about REAL celebrities and not a "Perez Hilton loves Perez Hilton" site.
Re: msc – katy perry has not done anything wrong to merit shit talk against her. perez is pretty lame, but katy perry kicks ass. team lily!
Damn, Perez, look at all the publicity you garnered with this bimbo's blog! Touche!
perez she's obviously just a fucked up drunk who is lying. she didnt "own" u, she just seems petty and really immature. no one cares about her anymore, she's over!
GO LILY! perez get a real job
lmao. That picture was hilarious.
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PEREZ, YOU SOUND LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT! I THINK LILY WON THIS ONE AND YOUR "FANS" AGREE MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!!
TO CALL YOU A BITCH WOULD BE A COMPLIMENT AT THIS POINT! YOU SUCK AT BEING A DIVA, YOU ARE JUST A PLAIN IDIOT.
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Team Lilly!
GO PEREZ!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love that everyone on this site is telling perez that he is an idiot all the time and has no life then why post a comment at all or even be on this site if you don't like him. I mean it is called Perezhilton.com!!!
perez, she told u off. get over it.
Perez expects someone from a foreign country to know every building in every city in America? Dude, you haven't even mastered writing in English yet and that's your fucking "job"….even if you do do it in your panties and a flowered hat.
FUCK U PEREZ UR BLOG HAS GOTTEN SOO LAME THESE DAYS AND I CAN'T BELIEVE U'VE RESORTED TO HAVING A BEEF WITH LILY ALLEN…
LILY ALLEN ROCKS AND SHE UNLIKE U ACTUALLY HAS SOME TALENT. SERIOUSLY PEREZ STOP INSULTING OTHER PEOPLE WHEN U SHOULD BE GOING TO JENNY CRAIG AND MEETING UP WITH THEM DIET PEOPLE.
GET A LFIE PEREZ NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU
haha
so the fat guys body
i've seen this pic before
was my 8th grade study hall teacher and computer teacher
ewwwww
ahahahah
now there's a facebook group that even hates you.
Fat shit!
Is this seriously the best she can do at attacking Perez?
Good For Her. I just realized that you can be an asshole while I was reading her post. You are just so full of hate.
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lily allen is a one hit wonder going nowhere FAST and she knows it. Thats why shes decided to follow in the steps of paris hilton and the rest of those talentless people in hollywood- make a fool out of yourself- get drunk- get high- dye your hair pink just to keep your name out there. How about actually working hard for a living like everyone else and getting everyones attention by doing positive things in the world instead of adding to the trash thats already out there
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Perez, you are so low and you got owned by lily. I was never her biggest fan, but you are seriously targeting her and you're vicious. You are a fat ass with a dumb clothing line for the emo kids at hot topic… great accomplishment (/sarcasm).
TEAM LILLY BITCH!
At least she has SOME talent. Different from someone… *wink wink*
no matter how many times you people defend lily allen..she's still gonna be a mess. she's a liar, she's not even a good musician, she's BUSTED ugly, and she obviously has nothing going on in her career if she has all this time to go on perez's site and check up to see if she's on it. hahahaha i fuckin hate lily allen. the only reason she's still in the eyes of hollywood is because everyone likes to watch "celebrities"(if you could even call her that) fall. (i'm still trying to remember why this trainwreck ever got famous)
go perez! lily allen is soo fucked up, nobody cares about her anymore. TEAM PEREZ TEAM PEREZ TEAM PEREZ
HAHA. It's pretty sad when a drunken, no-talent, train wreck schools your dimpled, oozing ass, Pretzel. Someone doesn't like the taste of his own meds it seems. Go team Lil with your pink hair and mad caption writing skills! I used to be a big Perez fan, but I am becoming disenchanted with his bigheadedness. He's obsessing with just a few celebs, and it's getting a little tired and staid.
tsk tsk Perez…..can't take the heat from someone you dish on? Reminds me of girls back in HS…catty. Who cares if she 'boozes' it up….I'm quite sure MANY ppl would be happy to dish on all the horrible stuff you've done. Maybe someday someone will but you will have to reach the status of being famous….in a good way, not from starting a blog under a fake name based on a very famous name. Obviously Lily is THAT famous but you? Nahhhhhh
Perez, I read your site everyday, unfortunately i think im going to stop! I used to read to be updated on the Whats what and Who' who not u demeaning celebrities. Me personally think thats there is always a reason for everything. You try to be engaged and Pregnant then lose both, thats definetly fucking with ur mind. People can Have faults! You sit there and like try to fight with these people, last time i checked that wasn't your job. I think ur Celebrity status is getting to ur head! Please Stop being a DOUCHE.
hahahaha ho ho ho ho heeeeheeee heeeeeheeeeee….the funny thing is ALL THE STARS THINK OF YOU THIS WAY …your not popular…your an idiot…your not famous… your a loser… u lucked into this because u stole the idea from star magazine… you suck……
Hot Pocket….ha! ha!
You suck. Learn to take the insults and not just to dish them out.
Perez you f***in' rock. Kudos to not letting that fug drunk skank get to you!! You are the best, love your site and rock on!!
GO LILLY!!!
im sorry perez but i love lily and your just being a super big dick head. you need to chill out shes a lot more famous than you will ever be so stop ragging on her. post more intresting things.
"We look forward to reporting your trip to rehab in a few months!"
Haha. At the rate you're losing "fans," no one's even going to be around to read your blog in a few months.
Re: OZZyE – Because the smarter TEAM PEREZ, can't fathom WHY in the world you would spend SO MUCH WASTED TIME - HATING? It's about time someone put these drug addicted, alcoholic spoiled celebrities in their place. Perez has the balls to tell it like it is. Hence, his huge following. Not to mention the name he's carved out for himself. He wasn't born with a silver spoon in his mouth and he's living the American dream. Perez WRITE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY NEXT. IT WOULD BE A NY TIMES BESTSELLER!!!!
SHE MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE PEREZ HOW THE FUCK IS SHE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE CAPITOL RECORDS IS IF SHE HAS ONLY BEEN TO THE ONE IN NY AND ISN'T EVEN SIGNED WITH THEM???? WHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING HER POINT YOU RETARD?
Lily RULES!
Re: TROLL –
"lily allen is a one hit wonder going nowhere FAST and she knows it. Thats why shes decided to follow in the steps of paris hilton and the rest of those talentless people in hollywood- make a fool out of yourself- get drunk- get high- dye your hair pink just to keep your name out there. How about actually working hard for a living like everyone else and getting everyones attention by doing positive things in the world instead of adding to the trash thats already out there"
Dumbass, you just described Perez…except he's never had anyhits…he's a no-hit wonder.
READ HER BLOG!!!!!!!!
Team lily!
leave her alone, she's had a miscarriage, it's tasteless to trash someone who had a miscarriage recently
Who the fuck is Lilly Allen?
Team Perez! I would have stood out in the freezing cold all night to meet you. I know you are and will continue to be a success!
That pink-haired has-been / never-will-be is just jealous because you won't let her suck her dick because you don't want herpes.
i love you perez dont listen to those LoSERS
shes a fuck up but i love her so klindly stop being so fucking mean to her….Unless she's a fucking cunt IRL then let loose but honestly I do like her music but shes a rip off of amy winehoue the way she dresses……..
Like Ms. Allen is one to talk. God hates her so much that he gave her a miscarriage. Pretty much he did the unborn baby a favor because if she were to have had it, the baby's life would have been hell. Hardly anyone in the states know who she is, yet everyone knows about Perez Hilton.
oh perez…i love your site but seriously, lay off lily. this internet war of words is so childish. like she said, if you find her so irrelevant, then why are you talking about her. jealous much?
Re: READ! –
He can't even sell clothes how is he going to sell books?!?
He needs to stop this fued and quit being a jerk while he's still ahead. I like a happy Perez not an old hag who has his panties in a bunch.
Such an appropriate picture.
And btw, stop trying to get involved in music asshole, you're always months behind on anything worthwhile.
what a little bitch! shes acting like a little girl. grow the fuck up!
why would she waste her time making that?
love you perez!
Lily Allen fucking rocks! I've always been kind of impartial to her up until now, but it's so obvious that she has TWICE the class and sass as "Miss Perez" does. Team Allen all the way!
This makes me love Lily!
And Perez, we don't think that you are cute or funny or anything for continuing with this feud. In fact its just annoying. You can dish it out but you can't take it. Grow up a bit please (That goes for her too but its more fun to watch someone bash you back)