Caption Me: The Spice Chicks
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The Spice Girls, in this new promo shot, have just added three new dates to their reunion tour, taking the total number of concerts to 14. In addition to the original dates, the group will perform in Vancouver, San Jose, California and Shanghai - kicking off the tour in Canada on 2 December.
Posted: July 27, 2007 at 10:10 am
everyone's all hung up on how posh doesn't smile but she never smiled in the 90's either… it isn't a new thing
Superstars don't need to smile. She's still the most beautiful.
They all look real pretty. Especially Mel B. She WAS scary before! Ugh, I am so sick of Posh. The Beckhams are being shoved down our throats, whooooooooo cares?! It's so funny that her show bombed! I remember when us girls used to love the Spice Girls. I don't really care that much that they are returning, but it'll be interesting.
Whom ever retouched the photo made Geri, and Emma's eyes different sizes. other than that I still love them.
Nice photoshopping, they all look like weird potatoes.
"Yeah bitches its all about me, I am the Spice Girl", Victoria B.
It's a nice picture excpet that Victoria should've at least closed her mouth if she wasn't going to smile, the one Melanie has too much eye makeup on, and Ginger's eye looks a little wonky. It could've been much nicer…
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The looney bin quintet!
Seriously, some of these girls look plain scary- posh probably isn't smiling because she just realized what she has gotten herself into…
They all look prettier this time around. Hopefully the music will sound better, too?
first of all Posh never smiled even back when they were together before so it shouldnt be that big a suprise
shes stil hott!
i LOVE this picture!!! cant wait
I think they all look great!
psoh gives brits a bad name, we dont all look like miserable sluts with inflatable tits and a forced pout!!! silly bitch, EVERYONE ELSE IN THE PHOTOIS SMILING WHY AREN'T YOU?!?! to say it's her trademark is bullshite, she's not got enough talent to have a trademark! paris hilton and lindsay lohan have more talent and personality than she does!!!!
They all look so gorgeous. Maybe even better than they did before.
Airbrush much?
Just give it up.It's been way too long!!
mel b looks the prettiest and most natural.
mel c is the only one who could actually carry a half decent tune.
Why does Posh look like she's photo-shopped into this pic? She looks out of proportion to the rest of the girls?
what the f*ck happened to ginger's left eye?
CHICAGO, CHICAGO, CHICAGO
Whats wrong with the one's eye. Looks a little crosseyed.
I hope that since the girls have added Vancouver to the tour I can get to see them.
COME TO TORONTO IN CANADA WHY VANCOUVER?!? TORONTO IS THE MAIN CITY THE PLACE MORE FANS!!!
To their 5 remaining fans. They ARE NOT going to sing, it will be lip syncing. They will prance around the stage and, oh yes there will be costume changes. ANYONE WHO BUYS A TICKET TO THIS FARSE IS A FUCKIN MORON.
geri looks really old.
OK one has to wonder WHY they are doing this at this point? Their fans are grown up now, Posh, at least, has unfathomable wealth WHY a manufactured teeny bopper group like the spice girls would reunite is BAFFLING. Didn't Geri make enough dough from whatever TV show she was on? Sporty isn't sporty anymore, Scary isn't scary anymore, Baby is going to have a baby. They must have to pay them each shitloads and I bet there was tons of wrangling "she's getting THIS much so I have to get the same" so they're all being paid what Posh would demand….how many trillions for an act that's bound to fail??
The Spice Girls are on the "4 of 5 are out of money Tour"
OH and FYI Posh is not posh, she's freaking nouveau riche. She's lower class Brit for chissaskes, she'll never be 'posh' no matter how much dough she or Beck's has. I find this so funny!
Come to Chicago damnit!!!!!
Why would they use this picture? Victoria is the only one not smiling. It looks stupid.
They don't look like they were even in the same room.
I've never noticed Geri's squint before..how embarassing..she should prob get that fixed
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Desperate Spicewives!
CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COMON FUCKEN COME TO CHICAGO !!!!!!please!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is the red hair girl look so out of place. she looks too old for all of them
Posh isnt smiling because she's too good for everyone.
DUHHH
all smiling but VB!
Spice MILFS: The "retouched" tour.
viktoria is the only one who has a different face. other girls are smiling and the tries some weird face :/
They look great! Minus Posh sans the smile.
NICE PHOTO
Check out the body language… everyone has their backs to Mel B!
What's wrong with the redhead's right eye?
is it just me or does this look a lot like a Dove commerical!! its like: tested on real (fake) (botoxed) (old) curves!
baby & geri look great but the mels are looking stoned and posh looks like she's trying to talk. and why is posh all up top and center of attention?
is this the best pic they could find on the one in the middle with red curly hair?
They will get paid an estimated $40 million each for this venture. Small change for Posh,but the others are smiling.
I'm not a lesbian … but They are sooooo fucking HOOTTT!!!!
OMG…..why the hell is Posh striking the "Im the sexy one" pose?….can't she fricken smile like the other girls? I have to say though that they all look pretty good….although Geri's eyes look a bit wonky.
Where are the original trashy british sluts we loved?
Their reunion tour was announced three weeks ago. I'm guessing it's taken this long to retouch the picture. Can just imagine Victoria insisting her image was more prominent than the others - even though she is the least talented in a contrived and shit band.
Where's Posh's tattoo? Doesn't she have an upper back tattoo? Why can't we see it here?
Who needs old rock stars?
"America's Top Models: MILF Edition"
or "Dove's new wrinkle removing cream…"
emma is the only really pretty one in this photo. i used to like their music…but a reunion tour? ho-hum.
They all look great except Geri looks a bit old/matronly. She just doesn't look like she should be rocking out…more like she should be hitting the grocery store with 3 kids trailing.
geri is not aging well
What happened to them coming to Toronto? Geeez!
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MAJOR IN SAN JOSE!!!!
Hurray!
OK, so that's one, two, three…so that's a whole bag full of bunny boilers
Posh Spice is so beautiful. I love her. And I love her kids names…very cool.
Geri looks somewhat retarded.
is there ANY way to get them to come to Toronto?
Vicky B is in love with herself. they al look a little normal compared to that freak. i wish people would stop going on about the beckhams i am soooooooo sick of them. enough already. go home victoria.
POSH LOOKS THE BEST OUT OF THEM ALL.
THEY ALL HAVE THAT STUPID CHEESY SMILE, ITS SO FAKE
I THINK PEOPLE ARE FORGETTING, POSH IS CALLED POSH SPICE FOR A REASON.
THE REST ARE OBVIOUSLY DOING IT FOR MONEY AS POSH DOESNT NEED THE CASH
i love posh spice! but why did they photoshop out her tattoos??????
her tattoo's are really cool.
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To all you "fans" bitching they should coem to Toronto. F#cking deal with it. How many times have you guys had concerts that ONLY go to Toronto, I could probably name like 5 just off my head. IT's about DAMN TIME they came to Western Canada. If you want to go so goddamn bad, do like the rest of us who go to concerts to Toronto, PAY AN ARM AND A LEG!!
BXTCHESSSS STOP COMPLAINING, ATLEAST THEY ARE COMING TO CANADA
They all look really wierd. mel b's chin? Geri's eye? Emma's nose? Victoria's neck? This is photoshopped to within an inch of its life and you kow what?! Half of em still can't sing for shit!!!! SOOO DESPERATE!!!
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Gerri's got some serious "lazy eye" thing going on. WTF?
On the other hand Scary is looking damn good.
I liked them better in their costumes that matched their "personalities" –more entertaining
These girls a annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They need to shup up and do some house work.
These girls are annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They need to shup up and do some house work.
Oh, the wonders of photoshop.
Whoa they look different then how they use to!
haha posh is not smiling,obivously!
what's wrong with geri's arm?? baby spices too… This is so obviously photo shopped, you'd think with all their money they could hire someone to do a better job with their photos.
PEREZ! holllllla at your canadian girl haha. u should come to vancouver and we should party it up with the spice girls in my hometown aka VANCOUVER! opening night! so excited!
YEAH!!! THEY'RE COMIN TO VANCOUVER!!
fuck ya!!! san jose fuckers! i cant wait!!!!!!!!!
The all look out of place cuz they all did seperate shoots for this "Collage of Ho's", I'll bet you anything. Well 2 of them are ho's anyway. How hard is it to figure out which 2. This pic has had more work done to it than that Lion Woman my twin sis told me about!!!!!!!!! DOES ANYONE KNOW FOR SURE, 150%, WHETHER THEY LIP-SYNCH OR NOT??? I WANT TO KNOW IF THEY CAN CUT IT VOCALLY. FROM BACK IN THE DAY AND NOW!!!!!
Who's the hag in the middle with the short blonde hair?
why the hell is posh tje on ly one not smiling?¡
that bitch have serious problems..
These ladies never had any talent. They were just marketed well. If you've heard them talking about there success you would think they were virtuoso musicians. I'm sure all the people who actually own their records and CDs wonder what they ever saw in these untalented, dillusional wannabees. They might have earnt millions, but that doesn't mean they have any sort of carreer to go back to.
& that photo is blatently photoshopped!
" Siegfried & Roys latest act…" they all look ubber plastic but thats ok
Out of all of them, i just can't imagine that V.B. could possibly have any vocal ability AT ALL. If she does then the BITCH needs to prove she's worth something other than walking around looking like a HOOKER!!!!! ME THINKS SHE PROB HAS NO TALENT AS A VOCALIST. HER JOB IS "RESIDENT HOOKER"!!!!!!!! PERIOD!!!!!!
I miss the trashy girls from the 90's!!!!!!!
Posh - SMILE, damn it!!!
Mel B Is by far the best looking one of the group now! b4 everyone thought she was the uglyest and now shes prettyer then all the rest of them! Posh looks like she just shit herself, Jerry looks like she got a boot in the face sporty spice eyes are all fuc*ed up baby spice looks like she just farted n dosn't want anyone to know! Scary spice looks awesome.
i am so excited =D
well Melanie C is my favorite but they all look so pretty
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i am so excited =D
well Melanie C is my favorite but they all look so good
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Posh must have paid them to make the other girls look like crap because in real photos without photoshop she looks the worst out of the group.
Once again, Posh is not smiling..
omgodddd they are sooo fucking georgeous… even after having babies and getting old and all.
SMILE POSH!!!! Damn it, everyone is doing it.
posh is the hottest