Caption Me: The Spice Chicks
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The Spice Girls, in this new promo shot, have just added three new dates to their reunion tour, taking the total number of concerts to 14. In addition to the original dates, the group will perform in Vancouver, San Jose, California and Shanghai - kicking off the tour in Canada on 2 December.
Posted: July 27, 2007 at 10:10 am
ginger looks like shizzz. does she have a lazy eye?
Posh should smile more I think it would be better for her image, I mean shes such a funny chick and she's always trying to play it off as though she's some hard chola!!!!! Come on now crack a smile!!!!!
I saw them live back in the day and THEY SUCKED SO BAD! Seriously! The WORST concert I've ever seen!
These women are SO OLD and one SO FAT to be jumping around anywhere. What is the deal? Didnt' they have like 2 hits or something, and then it was over? I predict this will not work.
Doesn't Baby look like Bridget from the Girls Next Door?
These girls were like my all time FAVOURATE group as a little kid. I want to go to one of their concerts, bit I think I might look a LITTLE out of place as a punk-ish person at a Spice Girls concert. =|
UUrrrggg.. What I want to know is why they are not coming to Ontario.. Better yet Toronto or Ottawa!!!??? I used to LOVE the Spice Girls.. Me & my friends were die-hard fans!!! I would KILL to go to their concert!
Everyone looks to beautiful. Posh close your mouth or smile
Will all stop saying that they have done nothing since they split up! Geri has 3 solo albums, Emma 3 also, Mel C almost 4, Vicotria 1 and Mel B 1. You have to travel in Uk to see how big they still are!
How bad is the airbrushing job.They have given 3 of them really angular big chins. And they are spice women now so why do they all look 20. I think VB is the only normal looking one of the lot
Victoria is definitely rocking this photo. When I first look at this all I see is VB…the other girls seem to be props IMO
SAN JOSE !!!!!!! HOLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yes! yes! yes! san jose is about 45 minutes from me!!!
Posh can't smile. She's ugly as it is, and it makes her nostrils flare. EW! Cut her some slack. The only look she HAS is the pout
their locations are so fucked up.
la, then las vegas, which considering the locations, are close to each other.
then they jump to new york (i think) and then it's lolcya us.
they need to add another date to the us completely, i mean.. come on. you'd get more money, etc.
they are sooooo not in the same room with each other.
photoshop, hello!
Airbrushalicious!
god they are even more beautiful then before hard to effin imagine. god mel b without the phro looks so hot. but ginger still looks like the skank in the group.
posh looks stupid. Please smile.
Aren't they all a bit long in the tooth now to be called "girls"?
is it just me, or do they ALL look super wonky-eyed? especially sporty! baby's face is creepier than ever and ginger doesn't look skanky enough. at least posh isn't frowning. it looks like they caught her mid-sentence. scary looks decent.
This is photoshopped to oblivion!! OMG, its awful.
OK! LOVE IT! LOVE IT! Girls look hot.. but please dear people LAY OFF THE PHOTO SHOP!!! Less is more less is more.. just keep saying that to yourself.
These girls don't look like the girls I remember;
Ginger: before, skank, now, old lady
Posh: before, dull, now, F'ING HOT
Baby: before, baby-ish, now BORING
Sporty: before, YUCK, now Not Sporty but Sexy
Scary: before, Scary, now Diva-ish
Posh, Sporty, and Mel B are going to dominate this time! They ROCK!
WOW,
i'm honestly so pissed off and upset that they aren't coming to toronto.
sure that girl made a good point that nobody ever comes to vancouver.
but toronto is HUGE and there are sososo many people that would want to go.
fuck.
why don't they just come.
Why does Posh always look cock-eyed? I sware in ever picture where she's NOT wearing sunglasses, her eyes do NOT look right. Is it just me?
Wish I had an airbrush
i see two gold diggers. scary and posh spice
Posh just doesn't like to smile period! She thinks she a super diva model…that pouty look is OLD POSH!!
It would do your face good to smile.
i hate to say it…seriously i do…but posh looks better than all of them even though she's not smiling…and she's not even all that.
OLD SPICE!!!!
PHOTOSHOP, anyone????
even my greatgrandmother can look as stunning
with that thing fixing your face and fat as*ss….
they made 2 hits here in latinamerica and we still can´t
imagine why are they back together???…
… oh wait….
is Posh trying to be notice for something else than
SMOKING HOT HUBBY????… jajajaja…
she is so predictable and square…
Obviously airbrushed, but it also appears as if Posh was photoshopped into the picture.
Awww man, they won't be coming to Montreal???
They all look lovely in that pic though.
man i wanna nail posh in her ass
Posh didn't smile back in the day either. I think they look better now. The red head looks fabu and the blonde doesn't look so dumb anymore. Sporty-did she have a nose job. I seem to remember her having a honker on her. Scarey has learned how to comb her damn hair. I love the way the look. Except Posh with all the work she's had done she looks more like the damn spice girl doll then a real person.
Let's see here…I think they all look pretty except ginger. She just looks old and worn out. Somebody tell her to glob on some makeup and change her hair up a bit, cuz she looks damn depressing!
YEAH VANCOUVER!
you suck toronto!
skanks
they look so boring now.
where are the fun girls i used to love?
now the "spice girls" are bland middle aged women.
YAWN.
WOOOHOO they're going to Vancouver…YES YES YES!!! i am SO going to their concert
The Spice Girls, coming soon to a town near you!
Posh Spice, coming soon to frown near you!
Rash Manly therashreport.com
they all luk gud…but victoria is gorgeous in this pic….they luk betta now then bc in da days
they look a whole lot better than they did 10 years go. less transvestic (is that a word?)
THOSE BITCHES RAN OUT OF MONEY, SO THEY'RE TRYING TO COME BACK….LOL…THERE FAN ARE OLDER NOW…I WON'T EVEN ACCEPT FREE TICKETS TO GO AND SEE THEM….THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE 40….GOOD LUCK WHORES!
O YEA, AND PLEASE DON'T DO A SHOW IN MY CITY, THANKS!
they ALL look good…..especially sporty, b/c she used to look a little manish! i wish they would come to my state
GIRL POWER!!!!!!!!
This tour is sure to kick some ass! They are all locking a 100 times betters than they did before…Victoria still needs to work on smiling though! This are 5 beautiful ladies!
yay!
I love the Spice Girls!
Victoria and Emma still look beautiful….. Geri, damn, she's old.
more like "the old spice chicks"…
vancouver
I AM SO THERE!
I love the spice girls!!
Posh looks a bit ridiculous not smiling but she's still beautiful !!
(sorry for my english but im french)
POSH LOOKS GORGEOUS! THEY ALL LOOK GREAT…LOVE THE SPICE GIRLZ- GIRL POWER!!!!!!
WHY SHOULD POSH HAVE SMILED? BECAUSE EVERYONE IS GRINNING LIKE A CRAZY PERSON - SHE LOOKS SEXY…!
Baby spice looks the best!
Michael Vick is a fucking wanker loser piece of shit
he should be locked up for way longer than 5 years
Spice Girls Rock
Im definitely not too cool for them!
Ah and this is how it should be now…Posh in the middle and the one that catches everyone's eye first. Love it! Those other four girls should worship at Victoria's feet. lol. She's the only one who doesn't need this tour to put more money in her bank account and so she can assure a good future for her kids. She's the most famous now as well. The other girls should be thankful she jumped on board. So as far as I'm concerned, she can do whatever she pleases. haha. But I'm glad they are reuniting for these concerts. I was a spice girls kid so I hope I get damn tickets.
BY MENNEN!
Britans version of "sex (or lack there of) and the city" comeback.
WHY DOES POSH LOOK LIKE SHES THE ONLY ONE WITH A STICK UP HER ASS????????
The redhead on the left has a wonky eye like that slut paris.
omg, posh tries to be sexy…the others look like having fun, but waht about her?did she see a ghost?
mel b is the hottest!love her!
so excited to hear their songs!
SCAAAAAARY & POSH IS THE BEST !
old spice racks
OMG OMG OMG OMG THE SPICE GIRLS ARE COMING TO MY TOWN!! I CANT BELIEVE THEY ARE COMING TO VANCOUVER. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS THAT IS EVER HAPPENED TO ME!!
LOVE THEM
They should change their nicknames. Looks like Plastic Spice, Lesbo Spice, Fat Spice, Bubblehead Spice and Ho Spice to me.
"Desperate Spice Wives"
Ginger should have a different hair style,and put make up on… Where are they coming in Canada!!!??? I didn't know!!
VANCOUVER!?!?!?!
I'm so buying a ticket.
AIRBRUSH!
i think ginger needs to get a smaller glass eye
wow…they are really gorgeous now…much better than when they were younger
Seriously Geri's eye looks fucking weird!!
Hello airbrushing, sorry ladies but I've seen ya'll in person and you don't look that flawless, especially scarey spice! Umm ginger spice or whatever her name is…looks cross eyed in this pic!!!! Viki's head is huge for her tiny little 12 year old girl body!
didn't anyone look at this before they released it ginger look fucking crosseyed
POSH LOOKS HOT!!! THE REST…NOT!!!
"Desperate"
desperate spice wives. I think the only one to not have had a fucked up personal life is emma. theres been annorexia, cheating husbands, tranny loving babydaddies in denial, hireing nannies who go pyscho on the baby..
Im glad posh had her back to the camera so I dont have to gawk at her godawful silicone sacks hoisted up under her fukking collarbones. good job she has her arms down tight, if she pulled a classical 'beyonce' pose, we'd see the silicone leaking from her armpit.
they're all hot!!! i love posh but why she always gotta look so pissed? she's beautiful and has a lot to smile about…hot husband, beautiful kids, a hot bod, a great career!!!
POSH is thinking …. "god damn brash photog! I need my titties showing".
mel c: pressured into this by the media
posh: Im a bitchslag, my husband has questionable taste, and Im bouyant in the sea. look at me.
mel b: Im harbouring a love egg in my snatchhole, I think it's slideing out though *squeeze*
emma: I really want you to notice my earring and I'll sprain my neck in the process.
geri: got botox?
thank god posh hasnt aged a day since she was 19.
otherwise the spice girls come back would be SHIT
They Brit get used to it! Your gonna have a lot more wannabes or has beens recreating in America now!
Caption should read simply, 'Does anyone else hear that whistling noise?'
Caption should simply read, 'Does anyone else hear that whistling noise?' Hehe!
God they are old cougars. I didn't realize how much I hated them until this photo gave me a very revealing flashback. The only good thing I can say is…fuck you Posh for taking the hottest fucking tennis player in the world.
Sigh.
They gotsa fix their awlful hair!
Why do Scary and Ginger look so old? They are only in their very early 30's!!!
It just goes to show that the whiter the woman, the worse she'll age.
omg omg yes i live inn san jose i am soooooo going
Charlie, wtf? you mean footballer. Ugh.
they all look good.
ACEZ!!! the girlz r coming to Vancouver!! yay!
This will be my second time checking them out!
I cant wait!
I'm just so thankful that they have all had their teeth "fixed". Those snaggle pusses were embarrassing.
THIS IS MAJOR! I cant wait, they look so amazing! But please, dont use this as the cover for the Greatest Hits album
FIRST
You know I have always wondered who the hell is the beautiful fashionista Victoria Beckham besides David Beckhams wife and until my love Perez just told me that she is a former/on again Spice Girl. Rock on Vicky. Love you girl and get your designer to work with me. Maughhhhh!
geez who cares what they do in pictures.
I just wish they'd come to more places in the US like North Carolina… of course i'm almost 99% sure they wont because the hicks here dont give a shit, but I remember the spice girls back in the day I was soooooooo obsessed and still have all their cd's,video tapes, etc. I sure wish I could watch them in concert, because I never got to before =[[
OMG Spice Girls better than never !!!
I love you girls !!! Please go to mexico !!!!
victoria looks realli bad compared to the others
I used to love Ginger spice. She was the sexiest, and Posh was so sexy and sophisticated. Now Ginger looks so ugly and she dresses in the corniest hippie style shit. Posh hasnt lost her beauty. Shes so classy, and even tho she is really skinny, shes still sexy.
didnt anyone notice ginger's eyes before releasing this photo?
wtf.
One last hurrah for the Spice Girls. They'll earn big bux. Turns out they're not stupid after all.