How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: Eric Dane
Uhmmm….
McSteamy needs to work on his abs!
But, besides that, he's sex on a stick.
Eric Dane soaks up the sun on Thursday. The Grey's Anatomy hunk and his wife, Rebecca Gayheart, are enjoying a little vacation to St. Barths, you know, the place the rich people go to.
A beach would be nice right about….now!
[Image by TRB via Fame Pictures.]
Posted: June 13, 2008 at 9:15 am
I'd still get McSteamy with him. He's still sexy.
ARE YOU REALLY THE PERSON TO BE COMMENTING ON SOMEBODY ELSES ABS PEREZ? PEOPLE IN GLASS HOUSES AND ALL THAT Y'KNOW…SCOFF ANOTHER DONUT FAT BOY!
Here we go again. First, there ain't nothing wrong Eric Dane. NOTHING! Now, is there no mirror in your house of glass Fat Boy that you haven't broken? By standing in front of it that is. You need to take a nice long look at yourself. You're a hideous pig. And NO ONE thinks you're attractive. The only exercise you do is running your ugly mouth. And the only crunches you do, is Captain Crunch. You truly are a disgusting person.
AWWWWW…c'mon, perez!!! where is YOUR six pack??? Eric looks GREAT! It's very hard to always be "on." Dieting is VERY challenging. A little slice of apple pie never hurt anyone!
love you, eric…
just a guy in socal
Ummm, fatty, are you freakin' blind??? Look a bit closer… I think I see the outline of his 6 pack. Where's your beach pic??? Let's do a comparison.
He looks just fine like that! He looks normal and yummy!
Not feeling this guy. He looks like a Di Caprio wannabe.
there is nothing wrong with this guy. he looks normal. yeah, he may not have a six pack, but big deal. This is a perfect example why this country has such a diet/body distortion. this man is perfectly normal- and you are basically calling him fat? What is wrong with you. Ever heard of the looking glass self concept?
dad muscles!
He is one gorgeous man! What the hell is wrong with you people?
I think you need to work on your abs, Perez, and quit worrying about other people's.
HI EVERYBODY, it's NoncYBoY!
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That's a Vilebrequin St. Tropez suit, it costs around $200!
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It is so not A-list to go to St. Barts in June!
Soooooooooooooo hot with or without abs! I love you Eric Dane!
I bet Tommy Cruise dreamt about him last night!
This Perez Hilton needs to get a life , or watch himself in the mirror . Go lose weight first …
Perez, you're a fatass, so shut the fuck up. There's nothing wrong with having a normal body, without abs.
wtf?
he's perfect, but you young man
you're a fatty so shut the hell upp and work out in a gym
I think he's still HOT. Perez, you are a dick.
i think he looks good just like that, its not rock hard abs, looks like the abs of a happy married man. a four pack instead of a six pack, so what, mmm mmm mmm
You're a fat dickhead Perez! What a twat you are.
he looks perfectly fine - normal, natural, and not too "plastic". very cuddly!
Perez Perez dear Perez
You should not throw stones when you obivously live in a glass house. Your abs also need a bit work dearie so feel free to pump something other than mouth
I agree with the masses. He looks PERFECTLY healthy and hot, how dare you say he needs to work on his abs? So anyone who doesn't have a blazing six pack is just a dog? I'm really disappointed in you Perez, I thought you'd be above that.
When you have great abs Mario, you can be critical of others. But for now shut your yap.
Work on Abs NOT work on Abs who gives a shit…..
That is a piece of YUM!!!
thats the way a man should look! no guy should be ripped, ITS NOT SEXY!!
I think he is perfect in that picture. I'd do him!
Re: johi – your a cunt u nasty hiv infested fuckface, everyone knows whoevers posting perezs hot topic thing is the same person, grow up u reject
Awww… he looks cuddly. I'll take that over rock hard any day.
Perez, what on earth happened to you??!! I used to love you but now I don't know anymore…
Oh, and Eric Dane looks just fine!
he is so damn hot as he is, lovin it!
how do i say this delicately…perez needs to work on HIS fucking fatass fatpack..
speak for yourself ya lardo!
Re: feces – Feces - thank you for that insightful review of poor Perez's attempt to secure a spot on the soon to be discount retail chain line. Thank you very much for sharing
once again you prove how little you know…..its St Barts idiot….
perez, stop hating. you're fatter than a motherfucker and eric dane is skinnier and hotter than you could ever hope to be even if you stopped eating for two months. good luck running shirtless on the 4th, i just hope your jiggling man boobs don't poke anyone's eyes out.
I'd take him the way he is any day….
This coming from who?????????????????????????
sheesh..i thought that was leo di caprio! lol…
ugh what i would do to that man!
ROFL, AS OPOSED TO YOU PEREZ? AT LEAST HES NOT A FATASS INTERNET BLOGGER. HES 100000XXX SKINNER THAN YOUR FATASS. SERIOUSLY, KILL YOURSELF PEREZ or should i say mario.
McSteamy??? McDouche is more like it-who gives a shit that he's going soft in the middle - how long ago was it that this baby was crying "boohoo I have skin cancer. how terrible for me. it's so tragic WAHWAH WAH!!" and then to see THIS pic of him, in the sun, probably with no sun screen. look how tan his lower arms are!!!DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE WHINER WHINER DOUCHE WHINER
Oh my god Perez, this is so obviously photoshopped. NOT COOL
His fucking head is the size of a damn tomato on his huge body, this is sooOOoo photoshopped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's hot! And I find it ironic that Perez is telling someone to work on their abs!
Your one to talk you look like a giant turd! you wish you where half as hot as he is!! but your still funny
Yes Eric is hotttttt but he definitely lost some points for his abs. He would be way hotter with the whole package. And just because Perez doesn't have a 6 pack doesn't mean he can't criticize
Did anyone else notice the champion logo on his left chest???
I'd still sit on it anyday mmmmm giddy up
Dude…this guy is fucking hot!!! Get off your crack pipe asshole! This is what most people look like. I think it is beautiful. Although I read you daily Perez, you need to put your shiz in perspective…
WHO needs to work on their abs??? PEREZ!! I love how you project your insecurities about your own looks and body size on to others… I think you need therapy Perez…not bitching about everyone on this site
OMG… I gotta comment this one. First, thank you Perez for this gorgeous picture! I just changed my vote from Patrick to Eric. Let me join the majority of women and men who have said that this is perfection in a man. The overly toned look is gross. Meaty and natural are way sexier.
i still wouldn't kick that mofo outta bed. only to let him fuck me on the floor. the bitch is still hot!
come on perez, how can you say that???
he is fine. like, great.
Only someone extremely shallow and superficial would think he looks bad.
There goes Perez again keeping that gay stereotype alive.
I love ya P. But sometimes you are too critical.He looks just fine to me. Yummy as usual.
Look who's talking MCFATTY!
Perez, why don't you work on your abs instead of tossing disses about everyone elses?
Yeah glass houses and stuff. I remember in High School when then 200lbs girl would call the 230lbs girl fat.
LawL
um yer… I WOULD TOTALY TAP THAT!
p.s. perez, stop being a wank
Oh I don't care what you say, this man is HOT!!! I would climb up on him and slam myself down hard all day EVERYDAY. I prefer them to have a little something over their hips or else I'd end up with bruises
Re: MJ – OMG, yes. I just read through all the comments to see if I was the only one that noticed that. Is that a tat? That is pretty dorky.
Rebecca Gayheart killed a child with her wreckless driving and using a cell phone. I have no respect for someone that takes a child's life. She has no remorse and every time she is in pictures, she is topless. She should have done jail time.
perez, you're gross, why call the kettle black? piggy-face.
HE CAN HUMP ME
i think eric dane is sexy!!
I'd still do him! That little cushion on his belly is just a pillow to sit on. It would give a nice recoil
PEREZ….don't be such an ASS……..he recently was diagnosed with cancer etc. Give the guy some slack!
nawww hes perfect!! skinny boy abs arent hott
STOP CRITICISING OTHER PEOPLE'S BODIES. What the hell is wrong with you??? you can clearly see the definition of his abs, this photo was taken at a diagonal angle…never flattering. Unfortunately, you're "quest for health" has gone wrong. You are using it as an opportunity to judge other people despite the fact that you were obese for years. you are still overweight! did you like the way people treated you then???? SHUT THE FUCK UP.
McDough-y
Aw, he don't look so bad. I'm a lesbian, but of my hetero friends, only 1 in 5 actually like the "washboard" look; reminds them too much of Usher, the "I'm too good for anybody" egomaniac.
like something to hold onto.
Some women (and men)
Possibly the ugliest bathing suit on earth. Did he buy it at Grampas R Us?
blanc mange jelly belly. Put it away xxxxx
maybe its just me, but do his shorts have marijuana leaf designs?.. love it!
Dane is hot. Looks like Leo DiCaps older, hotter brother. Id do em both with a lil meat.
perez… you are SO fat!
leave him alone! like youre in any position to judge lol
JESUS, i want this guy to rub his butt-crack on my face.
macfatty!!!
machubby
MC wtf!!!!
Before commenting on other people's weight, you really should watch yourself! No offense, but it's kinda true…
Damn he is hot not a little twinky boy but real life hotness just a real guy that you would see on the beach and think to your self i would hit that dude
That's the pot calling the kettle black! U fat f%&!
Uh…I would sooooo still love to get with that! lol