Off The Market

What are the chances of scoring yourself a really hot supermodel???

Well, if you’re a really rich sports star, actor or musician, then your odd are quite good!

Brazilian babe Adriana Lima got engaged to NBA star Marko Jaric on Thursday night, and the basketball player’s publicist was quick to whore out the news.

Jaric popped the question on Lima’s birthday.

“He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn’t be more in love,” says publicist James Weir.

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