Letterman Does Spencer - Without Lube!
Filed under: Spencer Pratt > David LettermanThis hurt!
Burn after burn.
For all you Spencer Pratt haters, and there are millions and millions of you out there, you must click here to check out his appearance on David Letterman on Friday night.
HIGHlarious!
Posted: June 14, 2008 at 4:45 pm
This proves Spencer & Heidi are DOUCHE BAGS!!! He's a douche for saying ppl pay him to go to their clubs when its been known HE PAYS PAPS to take HIS picture.Then Heidi is a douche for staying with him after he openly admits he HACKED A PLAN to get on the hills & she was the easy way in. BOTH OF THOSE DOUCHES NEED TO GET A LIFE AND A REAL JOB!!!
Re: luvit –
um….yeeeeeeeah.
however, your the only twat on this thread talking about it.
fool.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH A HAHAHAHAHHAH A….amazing!
Oh.my.god I dont think I could hate anyone more than Spencer. Hes such a fucking hypicrite. He claims he hates people who goes on shows and talks shit, but then he does it as well. THE only reason hes fucking 'famous' which hes not is becuase of Lauren. Same with Heidi. Even though they had a fight they should be falling to their knees thanking her. Sure Laurens not perfect but if spencer would read perez then he'd know that audrina and lauren are on okay terms now. Fucking prick.
Ah, he didn't burn him that much. I can't believe someone would pay that idiot 100,000 dollars just to show up at a fucking club. What bullshit.
Are you kidding?
Spencer totally held his own with Dave — who I bet came away from that interview with some grudging respect for the two nitwits from The Hills.
Spencer and Heidi are kind of geniuses…
Totally in on the joke, and seem to understand that this is a very big GAME.
SWEET!!!
i must say i didn't want to watch but i figured it might be a good laugh. that was so funny. he totally showed him and expressed what every one thinks of him
I don't watch The Hills - but Spencer is obviously a real idiot.
CLASSIC!
David Letterman has always rocked, and he totally kicked ass. You know he didn't book them! Heidi looked like and idiot too.
i thought spencer & heidi did great! they took it all really well. david was great, they were all great. top interview.
He is too hot but he really should just not speak… at all… EVER!
that wasn't burn after burn perez.
Ewwww, doesn't he just make your skin crawl!!!
He is the most vile, annoying, pathetic person I think there has ever been.
UGH! What a tool!! Can't stand him….so cocky and arrogant, it's ridiculous!!
Heidi says "Spencer is the man," Letterman says "FOR WHAT?" LOL!!
WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!! I HATE THEM
PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha that was great!
$100,000 my ass. i would pay him $100,000 to stay OUT of my club.
I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!
assasinate that bitch already
spencer. i thnk your 15 minutes is up buddy. time for you to go home. hahahahah
did anyone notice Spencer's comment at the end of the interview…he said, "Not a pleasure" when David said thank you and shook his hand. What a fucking jerk. Doesn't spencer know that Letterman is royalty…have some damn respect
that was fuckin awesome. spencer is a fuckin dork!!!
David Letterman is the f'n man!!!! Hahahaha I love him.. he's my hero!
what a loser…who would realy want to marry him…its bad when david letterman makes fun of you on his show especially since david only invited him on to make fun of him lol
They are both obviously very smart and playing along being "stupid".
It's all money business.
I don't think he's getting 100 000 grand though, probably more like 10 000 dollars or something, but obivously saying it's 100 000 to make club owners pay even more to him next time he gets "hired" to show up.
He is Smart.
Heidi aswell.
Hahahahhaaa im sorry but i know they think they are soo hot and thing but they are being payed to made fun of…and i have to say i laughed my asssss of !!! Hahahaha
fag bag
Re: luvit – is there a reason your talking about perez in a bad way on his site? he isnt being bitchy he's saying the truth about spencer which everyone knows
Letterman is an insecure wig wearing gap toothed bastard. He bullies his guest and stares and that idiot band director the whole time he delivers his monologue. HE used to bash Hillary until he had that heart attack, comes back from the hospital and suddenly loves hillary. Hillary showed up on ONE show after he called her out, that night he had a heart attack. Coincidence? I think not. Fuck you, Letterman, punk. Leno RULES!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't watch their show but these two are totally working it. They may be hated but they are laughing all the way to the bank. Spencer takes douchebag to new heights.
Dave was hilarious but Spencer was not the least bit flustered. The Paris Hilton interview with Dave was a classic. LMAO
spencer pratt is such a douche.
Perez! Congrats on the Vegas Hot Topic event! God, it's amazing how this guy ended up with the last name Pratt. If you don't all know, that is the same, in Brit-speak, as having the last name "Idiot". I love it! Talk about being pwnd!
What a FUCKING tool, douchebag, asshole and scumbag…all rolled into one.
I LOVE YOU PEREZ.
OMG David Letterman ROCKS!!!
who is stupid enough to pay him 100K to show up at their nightclub?!? And if he's getting that money he should be able to buy a ring for Heidi?
I loved it when he said LC was on THEIR show…freak
$100,000?! is he friggin' for real? why are people paying him to go to their clubs? is he really that much of a draw?! i wouldn't go across the road to see him
Re: krist – he said BEYOND a pleasure, not NOT a pleasure.
I mean really….I never comment on these things, I read them to get a giggle, but can somebody please tell me why this tool is 'famous' it is absolutely mindblowing. And his buck-toothed, big-boobed, horseface of a 'fiancee' was a heck of a lot cuter pre-surgery!!!! Speidi - do us all a favor and take a hike!!!
Those 2 people are delusional. They are so far removed from reality it is actually sad. The way Heidi has transformed her face and body into some freaky looking porn star is a testament as to how far out of touch they have become. There is no WAY these 2 don't realize that they are the laughing stocks of the "industry". I say get out while you still can and save some face. Go back to school…take some writing courses and do something with your life that you can look back on and be proud of. You are still young..trust me… when you get older, you will realize that money and fame are a very small part of the 'big picture'. Don't put yourself in a position where you will continue to hold on to this ridiculous facade into your mid-life because you have nothing else to fall back on. I have no idea why i care. It's just that watching them is just so painful…
I love David. He's always made me hit the floor and start rolling. I wish he was one of my uncles. Just like I wish Gene Simons was my uncle.
THIS SPENCER BRATT IS AN IDIOT! 100,000 dollars to show up at a club. Here's 100,000 dollars to show up at this here grave site we dug up for you.
Re: Alone – That's what I like about Dave too. He doesn't kiss these nobodie's asses like Oprah. They think they're hot shit but he brings them down to the level they are. What dumb fuck would pay this jerk $100k to show up at a club? Then that dumb bitch Heidi lowballing it, yeah right.
Spencerss the mannn
and letterman was a total douchebag towards him…if thats the way hes going to treat his guests, thats total bullshitt.
fucking rights DAVID LETTERMAN!!!
hahaha put those too fools in their place!
HAHAHA Spencer didn't control shit in that interview. what a tool 100,000 hahah 2 beers that is fucking awsome im sure "LC" as Spencer likes to refer to Lauren as was laughing her ass off at how emberassed those 2 where. Loser's stick togeher!
HA HA HA HAAAA that kid is a JOKE and not to mention so freakishly ugly that its almost scary– any club who would pay that clown 100k must be a classless shithole desperately trying to get more business!! him and heidi are such wannabe celebs hahahaaaa!! doesnt he realize he was only on letterman so people could laugh at him?? he really must be kidding
hahahahahahaha… that was funny… :>>
All the "Reality People" need to be hung…then shot. Honestly. If we need to protect ourselves from terrorists or unfriendly alien invasion…reality people should be the first to go. They make a mockery of life and get paid for it. They do not support anything but fakeness and money and make foolish viewers and impressionable children believe that fights and fueds and overpriced designer shit are the keys to success and happiness. They have no sense of morality or self worth. Therefore, they are useless beings and need to die. ASAP.
i dont care if those two make more money then Bill Gates (which would obviously never happen) they are gross and i'd rather be broke as a joke then the laughing stock of hollywood—- FOOLS
Re: loser –
It's because he/she wants attention. They don't get it in their own miserable lives so they lurk on Perez Hilton's site all day posting rude comments that they think other people will agree with…it's sad really. But I have noticed that everyone seems to be ignoring these idiots so we should too! All they want is attention from us.. they just don't know how stupid they look and sound. At this point i just feel sorry for them. We are the majority, you know.
What dumbazz would actually take the time to watch this stupid shit? I have better things to do with my time then pay these people's bills. It makes me angry to know that there are kids actually watching this shit, paying these people, and enabling them to make easy money. If you stop watching, they won't get paid, and they will slowly disappear…as they should!
those two can have each other, they represent what is all wrong about this country:
Getting famous and rich for 'being white, pretty and stupid.'
They are worthless and I every-time I see their faces I want to vomit.
Can Spencer possibly believe that interview was successful? He could not have looked more like a fucktard.
Re: luvit – Perez is working at a live event right now, you cunt face. And also, it is a mob scene, according to another poster, so STFU.
I just vomiten
oh please can spencer and heidi just go live under a rock? Spencer is such a fame grabbing slimy man child! I love the way he calls the hills 'our show' - actually its Lauren's! He absolutley is a PRAT!
WOW!
The next Michael Jackson?! My ass!! That will never happen
wow….i have never watched the hills or heard them talk in interviews or anything….he is a douche…she is lame….go letterman
Heidi came off snooty and too ambitious for her own good…Your boat has docked…come off it or sink with it.
Wow. Who let that douche on letterman? lesigh
$100,000 for him?!? NO WAY!
Haha, check out Heidi's disappointed face in the last seconds of the video.
#1 nigga please
There is no way someone is paying him $100k to show up at a club. Other nobodies like Kim K get between $25k to $50k for hosting. Not just showing up, but hosting. She is an attractive female who will pull in men which means more money for the club. Spencer does not pull people to a club. He is delusional.
#2 nigga please
Recently he bashed Brody's dad Bruce saying that he was a poor excuse for a father, and now he is saying "props to Bruce"? He is a clown. Bruce Jenner is an American icon.
#3 nigga please
Letterman always brings people on to laugh at them. It's part of his stheck . He did the same thing to Paris. Spencer was asked to come on because Letterman knew he could clown him.
#4 nigga please
Heidi's singing career.
I couldn't watch it….I started to but when he said future Michael Jackson I had to stop. I can't watch people make a mockery of themselves…it's too painful. Just proves he is what he appears to be. So embarrassingly clueless. I am going to look at other comments to see what else happened.
this was fucking amazing
He realizes they're laughing AT him, right?
I bet Spencer is enjoying all these comments
I have no idea who Spencer is, as I don't watch his show. However, I do NOT like men who hilite their hair. He looks very gay to me. I think his "girlfriend" is just a front.
That was SO wonderful!
Props to Letterman
Post your Hot Topic Vegas Pix somewhere, folks who are attending. I'm stuck in Lansing, MI, and would love to see pix of the event.
Re: mj – You are in college? Have you learned about sentence structure? If you want to get your point across you need to organize your thoughts a little better.
I can't believe that Letterman even has to interview such a twit.
Who in their fucking mind would pay this wannabe $100,000 to go to their club? He totally looks gay, and he's not cute nor masculine at all.
I've become a fan of David Letterman LOL
gosh, spencer is such a douche bag. "i wont go to a club if its not 100,000." (who says that?!?!?!) and then that long silence where you know my man david is thinking "what an arrogant piece of no talent shit." and then "i have the next jay z, the next michael jackson". trust me, we WONT be hearing about them.
my favorite part though: When Heidi says "He's the man." and david asks "of what?" and heidis like uhhh uhhh uhhh.
my man david pwned him with the power of 11 suns. no doubt.
This was a total waste of time. It wasn't even funny!
What a tool. He's not even cute. I wouldn't date him if you payed me.
ok LISTEN, I probably shouldn't say this, but whatever - we (I work for a certain club) requested information on getting heidi to an event 2 months ago, we ended up choosing someone else, because this DOUCHEBAG had ridiculous requests for him and his girl. We were thinking of getting just Heidi but no luck, he insisted he had to come too (we weren't interested in him). They definitely did NOT request $100,000, not even half, but still too much drama/requests for our taste.
I hope I never have to do research on them again because they are so NOT worth it. They just pretend to be hot shots and hope people will catch up and believe their lies. Their 15 minutes are running out..
Comments! I just asked Perez and he rarely reads the comments. Just as I suspected all along. He says he only reads when there are a bajillion. And he read the Tim Russert tribute stuff. He said he would read them, but just doesn't have time.
I got his autograph. See my video film at Youtube! Hopefully I posted it right. I had to set up an account to post. Let me know if you can't see it. He is so nice in person!
HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! I love Dave, and that Spencer is a waste of space.
Re: luvit –
why do you even read perez if your going to write hateful things…way to waste your time loser!
Re: whitneywilson88 – Right and he has to get a ring from a mine for that bimbo……who else is going to marry that whiney annoying brat Heidi….come on. She is so materialistic I guess she won't take him otherwise. Do these kids have a clue at all? It's so embarrassing how clueless they are. When is their 15 minutes up?
What a waste of air.
i cannot stand those 2..someone please tell my why there famous? people should stop posting things like this about them so no one pays any attention to them…who caresss
i watched that last night. specer sounded liek a total douche bag and 100, grand for an appearance by them? noo wonderrrr why we never see them leaving clubs other are not dumb enough to pay them. and those kids he mentors = going no where kinda like heidi's music video making career lol
David Letterman is my hero!! That was genius! Spencer is soooo creepy! 100K my ass!
haha. "no one would pay you 100,000 to leave the house." awesome.
Re: noemiii – MCFLY IS THE BEST !! ='D (L)
&spencer sucks -_-'
Re: Moe – It is so painful I agree. I had to stop watchig when he said "the next Michael Jackson." They are so painfully clueless.
I about fell out my chair when Heidi said "I think he was low-balling at 100K" Please, somebody make a remix of her saying the word "Lowballing" and put it up on You Tube. She may get to be an internet sensation after all. How long before their sex-tape 'leaks'. I'd pay Sanjaya 100K to sing before I'd pay this guy, who is apparently 'partnering' with the next JZ and the next MJ. WTF? Did they know that Massengill is changing their product packaging to include a picture of the two of them on the "twin package" box? Two, two, two douches for the price of one.
What an incredibly dumb man!
AHAHA thank god someone put him in his place
WHAT A DOUCHE
Ouch, that hurt. Spencer is such a douche. That was AWESOME!
that was a good interview on spencers part
I don't watch The Hills - just know Speidi, LC et al thru Perez, TMZ etc. I also don't watch David Letterman cos I'm in Ireland.
Gotta say though - David Letterman is fantastic in my eyes because of that interview. So funny!
Honestly, that was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. I bet LC was on the floor watching this. Poor poor Spencer! I just feel so sorry for Heidi.
And now I'm in love with David Letterman. I wish someone would put those two out of their misery before they decide to procreate.
That Spencer asshat is the ultimate in toolbaggery! He makes my skin crawl.
what a douche.
who the fuck is this guy? why is he famous….funny looking white boy….i hate them