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Letterman Does Spencer - Without Lube!
Filed under: Spencer Pratt > David LettermanThis hurt!
Burn after burn.
For all you Spencer Pratt haters, and there are millions and millions of you out there, you must click here to check out his appearance on David Letterman on Friday night.
HIGHlarious!
Posted: June 14, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Haha, I had to laugh. What a character. Heidi is pretty pretty pretty. He's lucky to be f'ucking her. I bet her c'unt loves his cock. 100000$?? Nah…
WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE FAMOUS AGAIN??
The bigger douche you are the bigger star I guess.
I hope Letterman wore a rubber!!!
OMG that was PRICELESS!!! He slammed him every second like a punching bag and you could tell Spencer was irritated but didnt know what to say! and stupid-ass Heidi trying to back him up - Puuleeeze you two assholes! Now is it easy to see why everyone hates these two full-of-themselves idiots!
Re: chica – I completely agree! He didn't react that badly to Letterman's burns.
Spencer:here's the reality of your reality.You are a delusional,untalented tool.THANKS DAVE:)
Dave is the fucking BEST in the business. Always has been, always will be. Love him.
Speidi were kinda cool. Seems like Dave was a bit pissed. If they can get that coin…cool beans.
he's a twat
How Funny!!! Spenser looked uncomfortable as he was getting dissed (such a tool)!! Heidi is beginning to look more like a bad tranny….I'm loving the name HeiMAN for her!!!!!! I can't believe that there wasn't anyone from the audience messing with him (a boo or two, maybe some name calling would have been the icing on the cake!) as for his 'manager' job…..what a JOKE! I'm sure his "12" year old is the next JayZ…….fuc*ing idiot!!!!!! If you absolutely don't understand why LC is the way she is with these two, watch any of the shows when they first started dating. I remember Spenser trying (very hard) to get with Audrina while he was dating HeiMAN!! HA! HeiMAN….too funny!!!
Who exactly does Heidi think she is to tell Letterman to step his game up? She practically doesn't exist compared to him. She's just not used to men with jobs, let alone careers. Good luck with your "12 year old Jay-Z". and yes spencer, i would like fries with that.
they are a joke to everyone. Good one going on national tv and letting everyone laugh at your pathetic selves. h & s are vile human beings. Just vile.
omg i hate this jack off now more than ever.and is she the ugliest person inside and out? please 100 grand i wouldnt give him 2 cents to come near me.
hes a lil bitch and I hope I run into him just so i can punch him in the face …..i'll take a night in jail for that
too bad he did the Dark Horse club in Morristown for $5000! liar!
muahahaha. I ignore that show (the hills) and those people at all cost, but i had to watch that. hella funny! Pratt should have NEVER mentioned money so casually! Its a recession, everyone hates you for that alone! (not to mention that snotty attitude he gave off) LETTERMAN OWNED him like his little B*tch! I half expected him to cock slap spencer and tell him to say his name!
God, i find this really funny, i think all of his annoying antics are just to gain publicity I mean come on they are taking in a killing. Although, 100,000 does seem a bit much, Spencer is no Paris Hilton.
Spencer probably douches his asshole with hot water everyday…what a self-centered idiot! He and Heidi and the bunch of others on the show are boring, asstards!
Everyone should stop watching the show so it'll be taken off the air!
That was SO FUCKING FUNNY Letterman is the man~!!!!!
I can't believe there are intelligent, skilled, hardworking people in this world that make far less than $100,000 a year and this arrogant douche supposedly pulls that much in just for going to a club and doing nothing.
I also love it when hasbeen Z-list celebrities try their hand at talent scouting–it takes talent to recognize talent. I can't wait until I don't have to see this guy's face in the media anymore.
Wow. . . Just wow. . . . It's almost as hard to tell which of the two is dumber as it is whose hair is more fake. . . So, uh. people actually WATCH the shit called "The Hills?" Crazy. Fuck. Damn. A lot of people's lives out there must simply. . . really. . . well. . . suck. Cuz I seriously can't think of anything worse than watching these two dolts "act" their way though dreary manufactured drama. Where's a dementedly deranged murderous stalker when You need one? C'mon somebody, fucking slit their throats and be done with it. . . Hey, you too, can be famous! Fuck. Damn. I had no idea anybody this lame could be famous. Just fuck. Wow. Altogether shocking. . .
People should boycott any club that would pay Speidi more than a dime to appear. This is exactly what is so wrong with the world.
he's like 20 years old… so why does he look like he's already had a bunch of plastic surgery?
.. and why does anyone watch this show?
he is a fucking idiot
He's such a smug douche bag!!!
Well when you're a nobody and you think you're a somebody, SOMEBODY's gotta tell you who you are!
Wow, Perez…four whole stories today.
Don't strain yourself.
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Re: loser –
I think luvit is spencer. Luvit why would you go on letterman? have u ever watched his show? He always makes fun of people who he doesn't like. He never kisses ass like Leno. Next time if there is a next time — go on leno!
Re: shard – And they haven't shut up about it for DAYS!!!
Same Post….different name each time…..and they post 6 or 7 on each story!!! It's probably the real owner of that body Lily Photoshopped Perez's head onto.
Fat, Lazy, Lonely, Lameass LOSER!!!!
HAHAHAHA that was awesome!!! Dave Letterman, you rock!! Spencer and Heidi are such a joke. I can't believe anyone would pay that douche bag to come to their club when so many people can't stand him. Also, who in their right mind would let him manage their music career… i mean seriously
I've never seen the show, yet some how I know of these two. However, this is the first time I have ever heard either one speak. Before hearing Heidi speak, I actually thought she would sound somewhat intelligent. She is actually an absolute moron. I had no idea she would have the mental capacity of Paris Hilton. And to the person who said he handled David well, I'm pretty sure it boils down to Spencer not having the wit to get into an exchange of barbs with Mr. Letterman. I realize no one is paying him $100000 to attend their club, but it is truly sad that anyone would pay him anything.
THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS SO FUCKING UGLY , PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING HATES HIS GUTS NO ONE WILL PAY 100,000 FOR HIM .I HOPE AND PRAY TO GOD THIS MOTHER FUCKER GET CANCER AND FUCKING DIE . HIS UGLY LONG FACE HORSE GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY TOO.
Re: shard – #102……And they haven't shut up about it for DAYS!!!
Same Post….different name each time…..and they post 6 or 7 on each story!!! It's probably the real owner of that body Lily Photoshopped Perez's head onto.
Fat, Lazy, Lonely, Lameass LOSER!!!!
That was funny shit. Spencer held his own. Dave and Spencer make a great comedy team I lmao through the whole thing.
Re: cass –
the fact that that guy even takes the time out of his day to not only read but post on perez's site shows he is a dimwit
BTW
dear lord do I loathe heidi and spencer I CAN NOT wait till their 15 mintues are over and done with
spencer is a fucking retard.
why do people even care about him?
OH GOD!! Spencer was BRUTALIZED!!
and by the way.. THEY got paid A TOTAL OF $1250.00 (Which means they SPLIT IT! $625 each) to show up at a bar in Hollywood in May (his press rep lives above me in my building.)
What a psycho that guy is. His face is EXTREMELY odd. Like, wrong size, I KNOW Heidi wouldnt EVER date someone who looked like him unless she was being paid. He is straight up DISGUSTING!
AND SHE ISNT EVEN ALL THAT!
EVERYONE I know says they hate spencer so much personally, that they wont even speak of him as bad press, IS press.
He fully admitted that HE WENT OUT to get famous. Dude, haha Madonna gets paid $100,000 to show up at clubs.. not some wildly deformed reality show trainwreck. He's DELUSIONAL!!
Why is it that no one can ever be happy with a famous women's looks? If she has had plastic surgery, she is a total fake. If she isn't perfect, than bitch needs surgery. What's a girl to do? Not care what you shit-heads say.
I work in the industry and both of them are known as COMPLETE FOOLS. Arrogant, pathetic wannabes (I mean, have you seen her video? What a tool!) and everyone laughs at them. Who do they think they are kidding? THEY ARE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF LA! There's not a single person who thinks otherwise.
And literally, soooooo unattractive - she looks like a horse, he, repulsive. Of course Dave is going to tell it like it is. Don't these people get it??
My god, what an idiot.
Ridiculous! Why in the hell would anyone pay either one of them 100,000 to do anything. I think that they should be paid to leave the show and disappear on a island so we never have to see or hear about Speidi again. Spencer is a F'n TOOL!
oh- and you can definitely tell they are on this site trying to defend themselves. LOLLLLLLLLL
Re: nigga –
hahah best post ever.
omg that was so fucking funny! spencer is such a fucking tool!
What a great "partner" … Spencer doesn't even say the name of the first kid he's promoting who's supposed to be better than JayZ … and he's on a national TV show with free publicity?!!
What does this guy DO? Why is he on Letterman?!
KICK ASS! I love you David Letterman! You called him out beautifully for the loser he is !!
letterman can't stand bullshit, as evidenced by how he deals with paris hilton when she guests. can you imagine how he'd deal with perez? lol!
$100,000? YEAH RIGHT! HAHAHA. That was so obnoxious. I would believe maybe a few thousand dollars, but not one hundred thousand dollars. If you want to fake someone out and sound like big deal, try to make it somewhat believable, Spency!
Honestly on a simple level
They have no class, not gracious, and are completely out of touch with reality. They do not deserve to have any spotlight. Its only a matter of time…
SPENCER PRATT - YOU ARE A FUCKING SKID!!!!!!!!!
OMG How does Heidi deal with such a fucking loser?
Next Michael Jackson, blow me you fucking douche.
I LOVED IT!! Those two have got to be the stupidest people on earth..Thanks David, I love you
hahahha more people to need be real like this. I mean why do poeple still go along with this fake speidi shit. It bothers me that they are awkward creeps and became famous for it, yet they think they're the shit. These type of people who are famous for being STUPID, OVERDRAMATIC, and POINTLESS and think they own the world, need to be put in their place! woo
:):D
Note to younger persons: You TOTALLY MISSED the intro dis — Paul/band playing an old/70s Blood, Sweat & Tears song called Hi-Di-HO, Hi-Di-Hi (lyrics continue: "Gonna get me a PIECE of the sky. . . .). ONCE in a blue moon, it pays to be old. Or as the song goes — Heidi, Heidi, Heidi, Heidi, Hi-igh . . . . .
They get what they deserve when they go on his show! They know Dave' game is but they do it anyway for the frigging exposure. As if Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag don't know that they're both BIG, FAT JOKES JUST LIKE ALL REALITY SLUTS ARE!
Can Letterman always do this please? I don't like how he apologized to Paris and rolled out the carpet for her afterwards. Please don't back down, Dave. You're awesome.
DORK!
hahaha! OMG! They really played that song?! Too funny!
hahahahahhahahahah that was like awkward to watch. spencer and heidi are awkward and weird!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha thats perfect
He's such a loser. He's so full of himself, but where does he get it from, he's soooo talentless.
Spencer Pratt is the biggest douche bag I've ever seen, it would take miles and miles of summer's eve to measure out just how much of a douche this kid is. What a d-bag!
Anybody ever seen any celeb tell how much money they make for appearances or whatever? He makes chunp change in comparison to what REAL actors make and i seriously doubt that anyone's paying them 100 grand to do ANYTHING!
Why was that loser on David Letterman?! UGH! At least it didn't look like he took Spencer seriously. But UGH. Those 2 losers need to dissapear!
OMG!! spencer is such a dink! honestly what a effin hoser!
i don't go to a club for less than 100,000 wtf?!?!?!?!?
David Letterman is the best! That was hilarious, hilarious in the fact that he gets $100,000 for his appearance at a club or whatever event. And he won't even appear unless he gets at least that, please, that's disgusting. This is the age of the talentless gossip stars. That's what Hollyweird has become, Gossip. Thanks, papparazzi, you're one of the big factors in that equation. You're famous if you are in the tabloids and gossiped about and put on websites like Perez's and TMZ, etc. Sad and pathetic. We do like gossip of stars with talent, but $100,000 for that guy to appear at an event!!! And his big ego won't let him appear for under $100,000. Get over yourself or give to charity. Priorities….Make a difference in some under-privileged child's life or something, anything to deflate that big head of yours.
That just renewed my love for Letterman! Spencer is such a douche!
everyone who hates spencer is
pretty much just jealous.
i love him for not caring what people
think of him. if i got as much money
as him for doing nothing, i'd cause
drama too.
That idiot is the definitive douchebag, can't wait until he is on one of those "whatever happened to…" shows
I'm sorry, did he just say he's in a partnership with a 12 year old?!? The Fuck??
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ASS DOING ON LETTERMAN? Seriously, did they not have ANY other talent in the world to promote that night? SPENCER & HEIDI ARE THE BIGGEST REALITY IDIOTS EVER!!! If Spencer got paid $100K to show up at a club, how come we never see any pictures of him at one? BECAUSE NO ONE IS PAYING HIM!! H-E-L-L-O!!!!!!! Knowing him, he's probably paying the clubs to let him in just like he pays the paps to photo him. ~Idiots~
Re: cass – DON'T RESPOND TO HIM YOU STUPID SHIT! DON'T YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT TROLLS JUST FEED OFF THAT CRAP? IF YOU IGNORE THEM THEY GO AWAY!
Thank God for David Letterman!
PWNT
I love David Letterman! Spencer is such a douche!!!
1st Thought-Dumbass
2nd-Loved the double Paul/Dave burn
3rd-Hee Hee Hee couldn't get his ass outta that chair fast enough
4th-Where are his lips?
That was fun, Spencer seemed to just roll with it ~ good spirit (can't stand the guy on The Hills).
Spencer should change his last name. 100K? Hope, wishes and dreams. Then he should get FISTED!
This is the best thing i have ever seen on your website. period.
Incredible. Everytime I see them on tv it is the equivalent of fingernails scratching a chalkboard. They love the publicity- no such thing as bad press, like the others said they are laughing all the way to the bank. yes, they are making millions of dollars and are truly good at milking their 15 minutes. In the process they will make no mark on pop culture other than in the future being commentary for comedians on VH1s I love the 2000s. Maybe I dont get it but can someone explains what that comment letterman said about 2 beers means- and what he meant by using his hands like a phone to Heidi. Did you catch the part at the end where letterman says it was nice to meet you and spencer says "not a pleasure" lol
What a doofus. Does anyone give a crap about this douche?
my god…they are SO sad. Seriously, I wish those 2 would drop off the face of the planet!
what a tool!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love Dave!!!!!!!!
What a total moron. Talking about he is partnering with Jay-Z. omg…. seriously he needs to fuck with the wrong person and get knocked out. What a retard.
People, he doesn't get $100000 to appear at clubs. I'm shocked at the amount of people that believe him. That's part of what makes the Letterman interview so funny. That's why Letterman says "two beers". He knows Spencer doesn't get paid that much. There's no need to get angry about the amount Spencer says he gets paid, because it isn't true. You're suppose to laugh at his nonsense.
did anyone catch this?
letterman: "how do you think this is going, heidi?"
heidi: "i think really well."
LOL. i beg to differ on her thought process.
I just heard a report that the couple has made over $2M in the last 2 years - I suggest that all of us that don't care for the couple we boycott them - that means - don't click on articles about them, Don't comment on them - Put them on Ignore. If they are advertising a produce write and tell the marketing department of that product that you are going to stop using it as long as they are advertising this product. I think we should start with US Magazine and Taco Bell as far as the boycott goes.
If we hurt the companies in their pockets - then Speidi will go AWAY
I don't know who any of these Hills people are but Dave fucking rules.
what a fucking LOSER! oh god.. is this douche for real? his 15 minutes are up, and i can't believe he actually said some of the shit he did!
so let me get this straight..
*he doesn't make "club appearances" for under 100,000 dollars (LMAOOOO)
*he's working with "the next michael jackson" who is 23
*oh and he's also working with the next jay z.. who is 12!
this dude is so delusional, he needs to go to an island with his horse face girlfriend and stay there. forever.
that is such an awful pic of britney spears, i swear.
YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE UP LOSER!!!!!!!! TIME TO GET A REAL JOB
Spencer Pratt is suffering from delusions of grandeur. I see he slipped through the cracks and got on Dave's show, but I see Dave rushed him of the show really quick.
That shit was funny. What a dick. Why did he even go on that show in the first place. And 100,000 my ass. If anyone gave him that much money to show his smug ass face in their establishment, they should be jailed. Just jailed for creating and enabling a damn nusanace. And Heidi is a joke too. But so str the rest of those bitches on the hills. Like they have fuckin problems.
he he he he
Re: You a – I concur. She should have done the world a favor and swallowed.
"'The man' for what??'"
Precisely.
Spencer was actually funny. I think Heidi and Spencer are good people who are going about fame the wrong way. If they didn't go around staging photo-ops (that seriously make me want to puke) and making lame ass videos, they would be on top of the Hills. It's a little too late now to fix it but I'm just saying I think they're good people at heart, better than Lauren. Lauren just knows how to project herself well in the media.
OMG! thats like the funniest thing I've seen all day.
SUCH A FAKE ASSHOLE>>>>I WANT TO KICK HIS ASS
oh…what life would be like to be a professional douce!
Did this entitled asshole think he was going to be treated seriously? He and his hideous girlfriend must be on drugs.