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Letterman Does Spencer - Without Lube!

Filed under: Spencer Pratt > David Letterman

This hurt!

Burn after burn.

For all you Spencer Pratt haters, and there are millions and millions of you out there, you must click here to check out his appearance on David Letterman on Friday night.

HIGHlarious!

669 comments to “Letterman Does Spencer - Without Lube!”

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  1. Anna says – reply to this


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    lol what an idiot

  2. Sasha says – reply to this


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    Spencer is such a FREAKIN IDIOT !!! I love Dave !!! I cant stop laughing. Someone should of given Spencer a case of lube before he went on because he tore him a new one…The Dave way !!!

  3. nick says – reply to this


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    100k? ha ha

  4. diann says – reply to this


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    I agree, boycott spencer and heidi, just like people are doing to Hulk Hogan and his family. Don't comment on posts and don't buy magazines with them in it. Easy to do for me. Also, the Hills is going down hill fast, he he. It's stupid and the same old script season after season…Time to get a real job.

    We're not jealous or fascinated with these two, we just can't believe they are still in our face with their stupidity and we all want it to stop, so we voice our opinion. I think we all agree that they need to go away now with their millions and start a little family of speidis and get out of the public eye because my eyes are hurting. Enough!!!!

  5. CS says – reply to this


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    God I hate Spencer. He's such a cocky SOB. And who in their right mind would pay him $100K to appear at a night club?

  6. Ylove says – reply to this


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    WOW>.. OUCH… well deserve!
    100,000 what….

  7. pete says – reply to this


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    BOYCOTT the fools! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Wade says – reply to this


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    Keriiiiist, it must have been a slow night to have that turd on…he's worse than Larry Storch.
    Oops Scot Storch?

  9. taylo says – reply to this


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    that was way too funny.
    i'd rather listen to hiedi instead of spencer as well



  10. 310

    100K? I can't believe it. Who would pay that much money for Spencer to make an appearance? Who would want to see him anyways?

  11. Ali says – reply to this


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    LMFAO.
    David Letterman is a god.
    as for Spencer.. HES A FUCKING TOOL.
    i love Heidi but really shes nothing but trash.
    100 g's for a club appearance? wow, get a real job..
    these two are the BIGGEST jokes in hollywood, make that the world.

  12. Karen says – reply to this


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    this is AMAZING!!!!

    and why do some of you comment on here trying to slam Perez? If you don't like him then don't go on his website. Perez has the best job in the world I'd trade places with him in a second!

  13. Sarah says – reply to this


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    Well, it is true that this whole Hills and "Spiedi" business is entertaining, because if it weren't then none of us would be tuning into the show or discussing them at all. But what is sad to me is that even though Spencer and Heidi intentionally make themselves look like idiots for the fame and money, what they can't avoid is the negative repercussions of doing so, the major one being the difficulty they will have of attaining respect from others or even themselves. That will follow them for the rest of their lives and will serve as a barrier for their own contentment and happiness. They really have sold their souls to the devil and they don't even realize it.

  14. karen says – reply to this


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    and i swear heidi gets uglier everytime i see her.

  15. Monic says – reply to this


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    Spencer's such a douche. 100k or he's not leaving his house to go to a club? HA! That's why they're never seen out anywhere, no one would be willing to pay him that much.

  16. pete says – reply to this


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    Boycott…

  17. Krist says – reply to this


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    omg…..he is such an IDIOT!!!! David is hiGhlarous as always…..I will say that spencer did take it well though…..

  18. KKC says – reply to this


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    Peeing my pants. I "heart" David Letterman, but the show must be desperate to have that douche bag on. $100K.. right.

  19. Blond says – reply to this


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    As we say here in Blighty "What a KNOB"!!!

  20. LOVE says – reply to this


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    GO DAVE.. AWESOME.. IMO he was still too kind to those douchebags!

  21. ashle says – reply to this


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    why does anyone care about this loser! no one like him or his girl

  22. bdc says – reply to this


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    Yeah - Spencer and Heidi did an appearance at a club/restaurant here a couple months ago… the real booking fee? try like $12,000. Yes, still grossly overpaid, but most definitely overexaggerated. Surprise!

    And the only reason I considered going was to get a myspace photo of me kicking in his white veneers.

    Now I remember why I love Dave so much.

  23. julia says – reply to this


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    wow im in 1 minute and already i feel dumber

  24. eg says – reply to this


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    spencer is such a TOOL!

  25. lmaoo says – reply to this


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    to fuckin funny!!!
    i think i pee'd a lilttle!!

  26. DIANE says – reply to this


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    Leave it to Dave to show us how worthless Spencer is. Nothing gets past him! And Heidi is worthless too, unless she's flat on he back.

  27. Nismo says – reply to this


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    this guy got destroyed……By LETTERMAN LOOOL, he seemed so uncomfortable near the end of the segment u can see him clearly trying to get up and leave but then sits back down. I feel bad for the guy though, he handled himself well.

  28. Krist says – reply to this


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    ummmmmmmmm this is amazing.

    how DID he manage to get on letterman?!

  29. DIANE says – reply to this


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    Let's raise 100,000 to make him go away

  30. Vshiz says – reply to this


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    This is so embarrassing…the guy is a complete Douchebag…and his g-friend? "Spencer is the man" Holy crap…and the way they cattily talk about LC…I have not even a clue about this show…and My GOSH…have no plan to ever watch it…What does BRODY do? OMG …. How embarrassing…these people have no clue…

  31. Fiona says – reply to this


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    oh god, this is soooo fake. How the hell can that show be real???

  32. gia says – reply to this


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    what a douche…i love how Dave drills him. Dave knows he's a piece of shit nobody and I love that he all but calls him that to his face. ROCK ON DAVE

  33. Jenni says – reply to this


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    Spencer is such a douche… We need to stop caring about him and his idiot girlfriend Heidi and maybe they will go away.. I hate them!!!

    Im all for Team Lauren!

  34. Nev says – reply to this


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    Poor Dave - he had to waste his time with these people! He must have been pissed at whoever booked them! People - stop watching the hills. Please. It just seems so lame.



  35. 335

    Oh, how I hate that fucker!!!

  36. zita says – reply to this


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    my 4 yr old sister using more words and vocabulary than he does…what a brainless ,boring low IQ idiot. ha has no style, no opinion, noting impressive….shame on you, americans, you watch their shit….

  37. taylo says – reply to this


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    hahahaha he is SUCH a tool!!!!!

  38. a rea says – reply to this


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    You either love him or hate him–I love him. He's hilarious.

  39. Olive says – reply to this


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    How many times did he check the time on his watch??? LMAO!!!

  40. lol says – reply to this


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    Re: heidi – Girl if u can't take the criticism then maybe it's time to find a new job!!

  41. laura says – reply to this


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    I LOVE SPENCER

  42. spico says – reply to this


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    I never watch the hills!! I just saw that clip on letterman and this guy is a Royal Douche Bag!! If I was a club owner I wouldn't pay him SHIT!! And his girl is no better either!

  43. Damon says – reply to this


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    best good old fashioned bitch slappin moment between two str8 guys since i dont know when. love letterman.



  44. 344

    letterman did a GREAT! job ripping spencer pratt open a second asshole! :) spencer's such a douche-nozzle!

  45. k says – reply to this


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    oh she is pissed! ha! gotta love letterman.

  46. LC says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHHAHAHHA hate spencer
    heidi looked nasty

  47. kim says – reply to this


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    Re: luvit – lilly, get over the fact you are washed up. it's not perez's fault you are a whore. you can disguise yourself but we know it's you writing these comments. pathetic.

  48. Bridg says – reply to this


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    How obnoxious was that????!!!!!

  49. blist says – reply to this


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    bwahahahahah pwned. Love it :)



  50. 350

    Love Dave, HATE Spencer…he's so weird looking, creepy.

    You know what cracked me up? When he said he has the next Jay-z, and Michael Jackson…YEAH RIGHT! If they were THAT good would they be with Spencer Pratt? I don't think so…..LMAO I mean seriously, he thinks Heidi can sing, and we all know what she sounds like.

    I admit I do watch the Hills, and it's Lauren's show…Not Spencers show, not Heidi's show, not Audrina's show…but Laurens….All of them would be nowhere without here….they should kiss her ass forever.

    Oh and if they do get paid that much to go to clubs….big IF, I just don't believe it, but if they do then why the hell can't Spencer afford a ring for Heidi? Total BS….

    I wish Spencer would disappear and take Heidi with him. I think she's brainwashed by him…..

  51. dork says – reply to this


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    it was actually uncomfortable to watch
    how can anyone be such a complete dork
    loved David Letterman's reparte…he's a genius

  52. Anii says – reply to this


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    BUUUUUUUUURRRRRNED

  53. mike says – reply to this


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    as bad as he is….I find him hilarious and that show would suck ass without him…never thought I'd say that

  54. Asrun says – reply to this


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    OMG HAHAHAHAHHHHAHA YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!
    i have never seen spencer open his mouth just like gazillion pictures of him BUT WOW!! I did not believe just how stupid he is!!
    So you are telling me that he is making Heidi's album with a 12 year old!!
    yeah sure I'm so more likely to buy it now!!!

  55. Johnn says – reply to this


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    Brilliant. Dave showed Spencer to be the bitch that he is.

  56. HELLO says – reply to this


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    Omg what a LOSER!! Anyways heidi is wearing that same outfit in commercial the for FN MTV!! look it up!

  57. kara says – reply to this


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    David Letterman is the SHIT!!! Spencer is such LOSER….$100,000 my ass!!! Any club should charge him to enter he's such a fucktard!!!!!

  58. teamn says – reply to this


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    omg, loved it…watch people, he's going to be very successful!

  59. yo! says – reply to this


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    David letterman rules!!!!!!!! He's not fake like perez. perez is always kissing their fake asses. David letterman keeps it real. You should learn from him perez.

  60. Liz says – reply to this


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    Good job Dave this kid is a total loser. a $100,000 to go into a nightclub right……. who the hell is gonna pay him that.

  61. Curio says – reply to this


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    Just a question - who ARE these people? They don't seem to have anything important to say and they certainly haven't done anything important. They seem to operate under the illusion that they are important. How sad. Vile. Boring.

  62. kat says – reply to this


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    holy shit the best thing I've ever seen..speidi are so desperate to be celebs man..they are dorks!!!

  63. Elise says – reply to this


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    That douche said "our show". If it was his show then he wouln't look like sucj a herpe sore…Oh and Hedi should take offense to him openly admitting he was (and still is) using her.

  64. steve says – reply to this


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    The more offensive is Heidi. That plastic surgery freak-ugly ho says she's a christian - but what christian whores herself out the way she does? Heidi is a mean-spirited, money-hungry, ugly-ass feeble-minded Republican whore who thinks she is a star.

    What happened to your record, Heidi? Here's what happened. The world doesn't care about your boring fake tits and bad voice. Stop singing, stop acting (if that's what you call it.) We are all sick of you and your gay boyfriend. Go back to your white trash mountain town with your dumb-ass ugly republican parents.

    Peace out!

  65. Laure says – reply to this


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    ahhhhhh hahahahaha he's such a douchebag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by far the biggest waste of air

  66. becca says – reply to this


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    ugh he makes me fuckin sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  67. KitKa says – reply to this


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    hahahahahaha All I have to say is if he is "partners" with the next Jay Z and MJ wouldn't he be rich already?? haha AND these stupid kids would be much better off to find themselves a real agent that will take them somewhere…. but I'm guessing he's just that big of a tool and really, these "partners" are talentless - just like him.

    All the power to Dave - he made Spencer out to be the true idiot he is!

  68. LuC says – reply to this


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    OMG! who would pay that no name $100 let alone $100,000. I take it back, I would pay him $100 just to stay off the cover of my US magazine so it can focus on REAL celebrities.

  69. jimmy says – reply to this


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    Re: smack – Snap Son, Snap!

  70. bree says – reply to this


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    Sick of Speidi - Boycott them

    I just heard a report that the couple has made over $2M in the last 2 years - I suggest that all of us that don't care for the couple we boycott them - that means - don't click on articles about them, Don't comment on them - Put them on Ignore. If they are advertising a produce write and tell the marketing department of that product that you are going to stop using it as long as they are advertising this product. I think we should start with US Magazine and Taco Bell as far as the boycott goes.

    If we hurt the companies in their pockets - then Speidi will go AWAY

  71. melis says – reply to this


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    you know he got them on the show to make them look like dumbasses. thats the only reason. he didn't want to seriously talk to them. he did the same with paris. good job dave

  72. spenc says – reply to this


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    BAHAHAHHAHAH!!! if i saw spencer in public I would spit on him he's a fucking joke!!!

  73. sara says – reply to this


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    douchey McDoucherton!
    that says it all

  74. Linds says – reply to this


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    100,000 for HIM to go to a night club!? shit, ill pay that prick 100 g's to go kill himself and his bimbo hoe

  75. mer says – reply to this


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    Let's hope Spencer collects as many $100,000 fees that he can and invests them wisely….

  76. haley says – reply to this


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    WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG! oh my god I hate him.

  77. Diva says – reply to this


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    Actually, he was more likeable and funny than I expected!

  78. Kryst says – reply to this


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    notice how he checks his watch at 2:36

  79. VaSar says – reply to this


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    What a tool. And don't even get me started on his retarded girlfriend. These are the two most self-important people on the planet and I guarantee, in 5 years you won't even remember these two jackasses-hence, he better save that 100K he gets every time he shows up at a club because he's going to need it. And if he's making that kind of money, why can't he buy that girl that humungous ring? Hmmm…..something doesn't add up.

  80. ilove says – reply to this


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    omg haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  81. katie says – reply to this


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    such losers.. how pathetic. IMAGINE what their parents think hahaha boycott the hills! this shit needs to be OVER with!

  82. chica says – reply to this


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    What a fucking idot!!! moron!! who the hell does he think he is, david totally dissed him!!! lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  83. roach says – reply to this


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    Ive never seen the hills and this interview alone makes me want to vomit! What a self absorbed loser! Demanding that kind of money for a club appearance is a JOKE! He's gonna go broke and live off heidi.

  84. skipp says – reply to this


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    sorry, spencer has a job?????? HA!
    i wouldn't pay 2cents to have spencer in my club, it would be more of an embarassment!

  85. Suz says – reply to this


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    Con Artist.. plain and simple

  86. jacki says – reply to this


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    um i think spencer pratt is pretty much a big dick
    heidi could do sooo much better.

    thank you david letterman for tearing that a-hole a new one

  87. Tiffa says – reply to this


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    douche-bag does not even begin to sum up Spencer Pratt. Ick…. what a waste of molecules and oxygen.

  88. ELOIS says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHA OWNED!! AHAHAHA

  89. jm152 says – reply to this


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    what a douche.

  90. ryan says – reply to this


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    letterman rocks!

  91. E says – reply to this


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    I don't know who that guy was but Letterman sure was hilarious!

  92. Jessi says – reply to this


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    That was freaking hilarious. I literally laughed out loud. spencer is such an ass.

  93. cornd says – reply to this


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    FUCKING TOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  94. LMAO says – reply to this


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    Leterman: Now on the show, you'e a DOPE! Are you like this in real life"?
    Pratt: No

    Then he later challenges Spences by saying "the show is scrpted in parts…"

    And Pratt says, "no, its totally real."
    Dave should have said, 'then YOU ARE A DOPE in real life.'

    And I LOVED that Dave said $100K? More like 2 beers"

  95. e-Rx says – reply to this


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    Re: ***** – True that. David has a low tolerance for assholes on his show, see him come unglued over Bill O'Reilly. The only thing I don't like is the way he fawns over Heidi. Ugh…

  96. jane says – reply to this


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    Please! Spencer has a better sense of humor than anyone else on that show. He and Heidi may be ridiculous but they are the only ones who aren't boring. The only thing the rest of them bring to the show is expensive wardrobes. He gets all the publicity he does by being an ass. I can't believe people actually get upset by him.

  97. Kimmy says – reply to this


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    What a fucking idiot Spencer Pratt is. He openly admitted that he didnt just meet Heidi, he met her to get on the SHOW. He doesn't love her, he did it to get famous. In my opinion, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag deserve eahc other. They are both the scum of the earth.

  98. tammy says – reply to this


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    OMFG! lettermen called spencer a dope to his face and he was laughing what a moron then $100,000 for a club appernce i wouldnt pay a dime to see this loser all he's worth a ass kicking waiting to happen

  99. jade says – reply to this


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    So funny!

  100. Sunny says – reply to this


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    does that douche bag really get a $100,000 for an appearance. Please say it isn't so!!!!

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