Letterman Does Spencer - Without Lube!
Filed under: Spencer Pratt > David LettermanThis hurt!
Burn after burn.
For all you Spencer Pratt haters, and there are millions and millions of you out there, you must click here to check out his appearance on David Letterman on Friday night.
HIGHlarious!
Posted: June 14, 2008 at 4:45 pm




all I have to say is…….WHY???????????????
100,000 my ass…. lol what a joke
I do not watch the hills….i have seen bits and pieces and it is DEFINATLY scripted…..you can tell he's lying. What i did see of it was very very boring. Spencer and Heidi are both so obnoxious! Both are fugly! He sounds like an idiot….Dave burned his ass into next week! These two's "15 minutes" were up a long time ago! I don't see why they are on tv. His business ventures don't sound too convincing….he'll be broke and collecting cans on the side of the road in no time hahahhaha!!!
who the fuck are thses people? yeah, the guys a douche…but if u watch the show…u r a bigger douche.
hahahaha, just goes to show that Heidi and Spencer will never be taken seriously. but come on, how the heck do you want someone like Spencer Pratt on your show? they couldn't find anyone better?
this is hillllarrrioouussssssss.
especially the part about the 100 grand
and letterman starts CRACKING up.
pleaseeeeeee.
& lol the part that heidi says
"spencers the man" and letterman responds
"for what?"
is this tool for real? how can we live in a world where retards like these tools get "famous" for doing absolutely nothing.
dont watch the hills. what a god awful piece of crap pre scripted televised abortion.
shameful.
That piece of shit got exactly what he deserved! Dont try your lame ass hustling techniques with Letterman you stupid mother fucker. He is so phony and just a flat out joke. And as for that fucking dunce Heidi, that fake L.A. bitch is just a waste of space. I cant believe that people are actually entertained with these assholes?!?!?!
LOL i think he's just trying to make fun of himself. i think that's good in a person, instead of being all serious and when you're made fun of a little you get all pissed. spencer's actually a pretty cute guy. i'm no fan of the hills or anyone on it for that matter but i'm sure he's a very nice guy. eh, oh well.
i would pay $100,000 to let him know what a douchebag he is. it would be money well spent
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Hahahaha bloody brilliant, we even hate this looser here in Australia - Spencer is an absolute douche bag! Also, it seems sad case Heidie really is a dumb blonde for agreeing to marry him, she did herself no favours here!
I can't believe it… Spencer was FUNNY.
If he really got paid that much-why can't he buy Heidi a damn ring??? I work in the jewelry industry and you can get a huge ring for less than $100k. Fucken dumbass…but all the same…have to give him a little prop for being able to whore out his overdued 15 minutes
What a pathetic f-ing world we live in that people Spencer or Heidi or Audrina or Kim Kardashian for that matter are being given loads of money to show up ANYWHERE. These are brainless numb skulls who don't do ANYTHING with their lives. Seriously…what have they done? NOTHING. Brody Jenner has a father who was accomplished - and that's IT. Kim had a father who was accomplished (I'll hold my tongue about the blood on his hands because of the OJ trial - I don't want to speak ill of the dead), but these kids are losers. They've done nothing with their lives and are NOT role models. Their parents should be ashamed of them. To make a living out of going to clubs and going to restaurants and "being seen" is ludicrous. And shame on the clubs who enable this ludicracy.
what a fucking douchebag. funniest shit i've seen so far. go letterman!
SOOOOOOOOOOOO funnny!! I can't believe people pay for him to go to a club - that's crazy!!
Hahahahahaha!!!!! Thanks!! I needed that!! (and he deserved it!!!)
Re: steph –
Are you kidding me? You either must be a complete fucking idiot or Spencer giving himself props for being a complete fucking idiot. Cute? He looks like a semi tanned albino with zero personality with a chance in hell.
Spencer is a DUMBASS
i love spencerrrr! atleast hes 100% real
i'd fuck the shit out of him. and lick brody's butthole.
what a dope! a huge dope 100,000! He is managing the next Michael Jackson and he knows this because he is such a big wig in the music industry! He is such a dickweed!
WOW, IT'S EMBARASSING TO WATCH HIM.
THE FUNNIEST THING IS HOW AWESOME THOSE TWO ACTUALLY THINK THEY ARE. THEY THINK THEY ARE LIKE A-LIST CELEBRITIES.
BOTH OF THEM ARE NOTHING BUT A JOKE.
THAT PIECE WAS QUITE FUNNY BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY LETTERMAN GAVE HIM THE CREDIT OF BEING ON THE SHOW TO BEGIN WITH.
THEY PROBABLY ONLY AGREED TO DO THE SHOW IF HEIDI GOT A QUICK SPOT ON CAMERA TOO. SUCH MEDIA WHORES. THEY CAN PRETEND THEY ARE DOING PRODUCTIVE THINGS TO "MAKE A NAME" FOR THEMSELVES BUT THE TRUTH IS THEY ARE JUST D-LIST REALITY TV MEDIA WHORES WITH NO ACTUAL TALENT. PLEASE STOP MAKING SHITTY MUSIC VIDEOS BY THE WAY GUYS. . . I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS, BECAUSE YOU'RE THAT COOL.
he COMPLETELY deserved everything Dave said.
I LOVE Dave Letterman. He just cut that little shit down to size! OWNED!!
Heidi & Spencer are worthless idiots. And David Letterman knows it. What a waste of Dave's time.
I'm sorry… Letterman has nothing to do with this, Mr. Pratt made himself look like a MORON all by his lonesome!
I wish Dave had asked him why he can't buy Heidi a ring if he's making all of this money he claims to be pulling in.
DAVE IS A PIMP…
3-2-1-name-drop
yea, i've met him, ish, my husband's family is tied into something that has to do with dave's racing thingy…indy rules…
LMAO OMG!! $100,000?? come on—-maybe thats heidi's plastic surgery bill he's talkin about…LC??? hmm who is that?? puh-leeze if it wasn't for her you'd still be a nobody that you are today but without the camera. TEAM LC
That was the best shit that I have seen all day! I didn't know that David Letterman was that funny!
btw, omg
spencer was tweaked out of his mind, looked that way nehoo
does anyone read these comments?
didn't think so
Ohhhhh WOW- David Letterman is officially my hero for the evening. I love how after being told what a dope he is on the show, he "confirms" the reality of it all……….. hahahahahaha, I love this video.
omg spencer is such a dbag… seriously "uhhh like i dont paid less than 100,000 $ to go to a club any more…." right ok spenc….hes so lame and cocky and ugly… and heidi needs to stop getting plastic surgery cause her face is looking a bit odd… also if spencer is getting so much for club outtings, i think he could afford a nice ring…. unlike the last one, which was totally and utterly ugly and fake… i heard it was like a white ruby or something…. so vintage nicole richie (but heidi is no where NEAR as amazing as nicole…. heidi sucks)
SPENCER IS LOSERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! who says that they met the "love of their life (which is b.s.)" while trying to get on a reality show to use a girl for fame… HA COOL…. NOT …. what a fugly loser!
p.s. - does anyone else think that he has a weird voice?
oh and heidi's surgery = ugly
and who the eff would pay to see them… i;d be so disappointed if i was in the audience to see letterman and got stuck watching him talk to spencer…. at least letterman made him look like the idiot he really is
FREAKIN HILARIOUS!! SPENCER IS THE BIGGEST ASS I've seen!!! I thought his teeth were gonna knock over Letterman's mic!!
Content Has To Improved.
Hollywood Heroines
Hollywood Springs
Hollywood
Stars Wallpapers
HAHAHA
SPENCER GOT OWNED!
LMAO!!! HAHAHAHAH.. omg .. i hated spencer before, but now i hate him even more !! hes a fuckin tool …. he thinks he's like a big business man or something… 100 grand for him to appear in a club LOL haha he must be on fuckin crack or somethin cuz who the fuck would pay for that loser to come to their club ?? more like pay for him to LEAVE!! fuckin idiot.. lol hahahaha
they get paid 100,000 to turn up at a club ????????????
then what ? everyone else leaves ?
HAHAHA! Heidi looked so pissed and then at then end Spencer was bolting out of his seat. This was hilarious. It also re-assures the fact that Spencer is the biggest douche ever.
OMG….I'm agreeing with you Perez for the 2nd time in a week! Jesus!!
What was the purpose for him being on Letterman anyway??? Sounds like a paid for segment!
Dave killed him 100 times over…and for that tard Spencer to claim he gets 100K to do club appearances, that has to be as funny as you saying you're straight now!
If he's getting 100K and people are booking him all the time…then he's got the money for her "ring". What a damn joke! I hope he gets hit by a car!
i hate these people have no talent and just scamming the media and
everyone for some sort of famousness.
they must know everyone hates them and thinks they are jokes.
they deserve to be sacked from all tv,
just go away.
ugly, the pratts teeth scare the hell out of my dogs whenthey see him they bark .
Lauren & Heidi are the idiots. It was so clear to me that Brody & Spencer were trying to meet/date them only to be on the show & Spencer confirmed that in the interview. Why would Lauren still be friends w/ Brody when he so used her to get famouse & get ahead. It worked as everyone knows who Brody is now & Brody has is own show. Even though Brody had a show before I had never heard of it or seen him. When I heard Kristin was dating him I had no clue who he was except Bruce Jenner's son. Spencer used Heidi but I guess since Spencer has helped Heidi make millions she doesn't care. You know in a couple years Spencer & Heidi aren't going to have any money coming in or probably even left & they are going to break up.
Jackass. I can't stand Spencer and Heidi. Die Bitches DIE!
how do you say
""AWKWARD"
what a pratt, lives up to his name…………./ nerd/ fool/ idiot/
Hahah wow, it usually takes alot for David Letterman to be funny, but I was dying, shoved it right up spencers ass… Dig after dig after dig. LOVE IT!
pratt said he wont go to a club for less than 100,000
then he isnt going to any clubs any more i guess.
fooooooool.
just going to eat and frink and try to be photographed leaving restuarants.
how did he get on letterman, just so david could rip him a new ass hole
and heidi looked really lost for words because he is a dumb ass too .
MTV and CBS are in the same media company, so Dave had to have them on. "How did you get on show?"
Letterman wasn't DOING it hard enough. I hate him.
id buy him a shot of crown and watch him puke 100.000 is he for reals or are the clubs for reals , who the F cares about his mug or hers to
That made me laugh so hard!!!
Dave's style of interviewing is brilliant: when he has total tools on the show, he plays dumb, and asks obvious questions so the "celebrity" has to basically admit aloud that he or she is pathetic. Kind of like framing someone.
It's a beautiful thing. Dave is the best.
I will never buy another US weekly until they stop putting pictures up of Horse face Heidi and Spencer. I am serious and you all should do the same! BOYCOTT US WEEKLY IF THEY KEEP PUTTING UP PICTURES AND ARTICLES OF SPENCER AND HIEDI
so annoying. it is reality with a slight direction. true human behavior at its finest. why does spencer want us to believe that he plays this villan of a character when this really is him. and btw did he jsut admit that he used the girls to get on the show? go figure! i feel like i said this all along. money grubbing fame whore heidi is so busted too. im sorry but anyone who needs work done on their entire body to look semi decent is just not pretty & he needs to stop hating on lauren. she doesnt like audrina anymore cuz she realized that audrina is fake and boring as hell jsut like the rest of them.
That was painfully awkward, but Spencer handled it pretty well for the most part. You can tell Dave probably didn't even want him on the show in the first place, but is that an excuse to be such a dick to your guest?
Did Spencer Pratt just get roasted?
BAHAHAHAHA!!!!
GOD I H8 SPENCER!!! HES SUCH A FCUKTARD!!!!
ND HEIDIS JUST AS BAD!!!!! YAY FOR D.L!!!!!!!
100,000??? are you kidding me??? pssshhhht!!!! id pay him $2 to stay home!!! noone wants too see him ew ew ew ew ew hes sooo fcukin nastY!!
David Letterman is so funny. I wish he would've been harder on Spencer and Heidi. They are so stupid..hahaha that was almost better then when Letterman did Paris Hilton.
I'd call him a major tool but I don't want to insult all the tools that are out there.
Spencer and Heidi looked hecka dumb on this show..David Letterman were both just clowning them..and you know that they know it..How embarrassing!!!I still Love LC.
bahahaha!
good for him, because spencer pratt, is a pratt. thats all he is.
and that better be a bunch of bull about $100,000 to go to a club…. i feel as though he just said that so from now on clubs will offer him that because thats what he said on tv
First, what is this first bullshit yall are stupid. Second, classic Letterman schooling stupid reality queens. Spencer is a fag and so is Perez. This coming from a fag!
i met this douche in person and hes fake, the show is fake… perez u should castrate this mo-fo
YOu've got to be kidding me! This guy is such a douche nozzle. OMG can he be any more delusional? What a TOTAL LOSER !!!! Letterman is great. I love when he makes these wannabes like paris and dumbass Spence/Heidi Ho squirm. Why would they subject themselves to that? I guess they are to dumb to realize when they are being laughed at. LMAO !!!
wait… did HEIDI MONTAG really just tell DAVID LETTERMAN to "step his game up"?
Re: cass – Um perez is a big fat peice of shit, luvit is right… you must be a fat gay ass to defend perez. And I AM richer than perez so PFFT
wow. what a douche.
i see stupid people.
Re: tbiu – if you actually think that spencer is making 100,000 to show up at a club, you are dumber than he is….
you say that they make 25,000 per episode for the SHOW, yet make 100,000 TO GO TO A CLUB???
please don't be stupid.
I like David Letterman, but he is getting to be a grumpy old man. Spencer is only 24 or 25 years old. Look back at what Dave was doing when he was the same age. Not much!
Spencer- you did a great job under the circumstances…
I heart David Letterman now! He's my new hero!!
whoever pays this stroke $100k 2 show up at a club is a fukin moron!!!
Re: grump –
yea, look it up then….
i doubt spence will be "working" 20 years from now…
Re: juicymm – I'll pay for the hitman!
What a FUCKTARD !!!!!
spencer is so annoying…….good job letterman….100000 dollars he doesnt even do anything!!!!!!!
spencer is so annoying… david is funny spencer is a nobody…..why is he even on the show
Spencer Heidi LC blah blah LO is the one we need to hate with the fucked up eye!!!! Am I the only one noticing? What a BITCH! Stop being mean. Wasn't nice in high school, really unattractive now.
He's actually quite charming and can laugh at himself.
to be honest, i thought spencer was pretty funny and held his own on the show… although i do find it humorous that his partner is a 12 year old.
don't think letterman ripped into him that bad.
Spencer does NOT get $100,000 per appearance. Paris Hilton only makes like, $50,000 for a club appearance, no way does some douchebag on a mediocre reality show make twice as much as Paris Hilton. That's so ridiculous. I bet he clubs for free. Who cares about him?
Owch !
in the beginning spencer says: "What's her name.. what's her name… She's on our show"
duh, really, you're on HER show.
reality check?
it brings teh lulz
Spencer = DOUCHE
HAHAHA! He's such a joke.
i have one word for this…LAME!!!!!!!!
if i saw spencer in a club i would simply say YOU ARROGANT FKN TWAT. Donate money to some children or a worthy cause and get a clue u wank. do you even know whats going on in the word outside your lame tv show u cnt??
letterman rocks my world.
I just love the fact his surname is Pratt, makes me laugh every time. I would seriously change my name by Deed Poll here in the UK if I was called that!!
Prat - n. English term, primarily used in United Kingdom. The literal meaning is "bottom" or "rump"; aka backside, buttocks, sacrum, tail end. This lends itself to the slang meaning of "ass," or "clueless person of arrogant stupidity."
I love how dave just tears into the guests he doesn't have any respect for
omg $100,00?! yeah fucking right! and did you see heidis face at the end! priceless!
I get so embarassed on behalf of Spencer by seeing this! He's just such a jackass!
Letterman people are getting more and more stupid day by day. what made them think that having him and his idiot girlfriend on the show was a good idea?
SPENCER IS UGLY, SO IS HEIDI. SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE WITH SILICONE SACKS HANGING OFF OF IT'S CHEST
what a douche!
haha spectacular spencer and heidi are the ONLY entertaining part of this hills, hes fuckin hilarious that show would be shit without them
Letterman is KING! I love you Dave!
i actually like spencer now. i think lauren is a whiny piece of poop. anyone who angers her is good for me!
I LOVE david letterman. It was about time someone told this douche he IS A SORE-LOOSER!he really thinks he is special..LOL
TEAM LC forever!