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Letterman Does Spencer - Without Lube!

Filed under: Spencer Pratt > David Letterman

This hurt!

Burn after burn.

For all you Spencer Pratt haters, and there are millions and millions of you out there, you must click here to check out his appearance on David Letterman on Friday night.

HIGHlarious!

669 comments to “Letterman Does Spencer - Without Lube!”

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  1. al's says – reply to this


    401

    all I have to say is…….WHY???????????????

  2. Jose says – reply to this


    402

    100,000 my ass…. lol what a joke

  3. IDIOT says – reply to this


    403

    I do not watch the hills….i have seen bits and pieces and it is DEFINATLY scripted…..you can tell he's lying. What i did see of it was very very boring. Spencer and Heidi are both so obnoxious! Both are fugly! He sounds like an idiot….Dave burned his ass into next week! These two's "15 minutes" were up a long time ago! I don't see why they are on tv. His business ventures don't sound too convincing….he'll be broke and collecting cans on the side of the road in no time hahahhaha!!!

  4. kjohn says – reply to this


    404

    who the fuck are thses people? yeah, the guys a douche…but if u watch the show…u r a bigger douche.

  5. Ashle says – reply to this


    405

    hahahaha, just goes to show that Heidi and Spencer will never be taken seriously. but come on, how the heck do you want someone like Spencer Pratt on your show? they couldn't find anyone better?

  6. daian says – reply to this


    406

    this is hillllarrrioouussssssss.
    especially the part about the 100 grand
    and letterman starts CRACKING up.
    pleaseeeeeee.

    & lol the part that heidi says
    "spencers the man" and letterman responds
    "for what?"

  7. ack says – reply to this


    407

    is this tool for real? how can we live in a world where retards like these tools get "famous" for doing absolutely nothing.
    dont watch the hills. what a god awful piece of crap pre scripted televised abortion.

    shameful.

  8. S.A.I says – reply to this


    408

    That piece of shit got exactly what he deserved! Dont try your lame ass hustling techniques with Letterman you stupid mother fucker. He is so phony and just a flat out joke. And as for that fucking dunce Heidi, that fake L.A. bitch is just a waste of space. I cant believe that people are actually entertained with these assholes?!?!?!

  9. steph says – reply to this


    409

    LOL i think he's just trying to make fun of himself. i think that's good in a person, instead of being all serious and when you're made fun of a little you get all pissed. spencer's actually a pretty cute guy. i'm no fan of the hills or anyone on it for that matter but i'm sure he's a very nice guy. eh, oh well.

  10. kari says – reply to this


    410

    i would pay $100,000 to let him know what a douchebag he is. it would be money well spent

  11. meEba says – reply to this


    411

    found new anti Ebay site!!!

    www.geeewhiz.com

  12. Sammy says – reply to this


    412

    Hahahaha bloody brilliant, we even hate this looser here in Australia - Spencer is an absolute douche bag! Also, it seems sad case Heidie really is a dumb blonde for agreeing to marry him, she did herself no favours here!

  13. Senna says – reply to this


    413

    I can't believe it… Spencer was FUNNY.

  14. jenn says – reply to this


    414

    If he really got paid that much-why can't he buy Heidi a damn ring??? I work in the jewelry industry and you can get a huge ring for less than $100k. Fucken dumbass…but all the same…have to give him a little prop for being able to whore out his overdued 15 minutes

  15. loves says – reply to this


    415

    What a pathetic f-ing world we live in that people Spencer or Heidi or Audrina or Kim Kardashian for that matter are being given loads of money to show up ANYWHERE. These are brainless numb skulls who don't do ANYTHING with their lives. Seriously…what have they done? NOTHING. Brody Jenner has a father who was accomplished - and that's IT. Kim had a father who was accomplished (I'll hold my tongue about the blood on his hands because of the OJ trial - I don't want to speak ill of the dead), but these kids are losers. They've done nothing with their lives and are NOT role models. Their parents should be ashamed of them. To make a living out of going to clubs and going to restaurants and "being seen" is ludicrous. And shame on the clubs who enable this ludicracy.

  16. yobci says – reply to this


    416

    what a fucking douchebag. funniest shit i've seen so far. go letterman!

  17. WHATZ says – reply to this


    417

    SOOOOOOOOOOOO funnny!! I can't believe people pay for him to go to a club - that's crazy!!



  18. 418

    Hahahahahaha!!!!! Thanks!! I needed that!! (and he deserved it!!!)

  19. S.A.I says – reply to this


    419

    Re: steph

    Are you kidding me? You either must be a complete fucking idiot or Spencer giving himself props for being a complete fucking idiot. Cute? He looks like a semi tanned albino with zero personality with a chance in hell.

  20. AGarr says – reply to this


    420

    Spencer is a DUMBASS

  21. dfsdf says – reply to this


    421

    i love spencerrrr! atleast hes 100% real

  22. david says – reply to this


    422

    i'd fuck the shit out of him. and lick brody's butthole.

  23. loulo says – reply to this


    423

    what a dope! a huge dope 100,000! He is managing the next Michael Jackson and he knows this because he is such a big wig in the music industry! He is such a dickweed!

  24. Laiil says – reply to this


    424

    WOW, IT'S EMBARASSING TO WATCH HIM.
    THE FUNNIEST THING IS HOW AWESOME THOSE TWO ACTUALLY THINK THEY ARE. THEY THINK THEY ARE LIKE A-LIST CELEBRITIES.
    BOTH OF THEM ARE NOTHING BUT A JOKE.
    THAT PIECE WAS QUITE FUNNY BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY LETTERMAN GAVE HIM THE CREDIT OF BEING ON THE SHOW TO BEGIN WITH.
    THEY PROBABLY ONLY AGREED TO DO THE SHOW IF HEIDI GOT A QUICK SPOT ON CAMERA TOO. SUCH MEDIA WHORES. THEY CAN PRETEND THEY ARE DOING PRODUCTIVE THINGS TO "MAKE A NAME" FOR THEMSELVES BUT THE TRUTH IS THEY ARE JUST D-LIST REALITY TV MEDIA WHORES WITH NO ACTUAL TALENT. PLEASE STOP MAKING SHITTY MUSIC VIDEOS BY THE WAY GUYS. . . I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS, BECAUSE YOU'RE THAT COOL.

  25. Mar says – reply to this


    425

    he COMPLETELY deserved everything Dave said.

  26. sara says – reply to this


    426

    I LOVE Dave Letterman. He just cut that little shit down to size! OWNED!!

  27. Sylvi says – reply to this


    427

    Heidi & Spencer are worthless idiots. And David Letterman knows it. What a waste of Dave's time.

  28. H says – reply to this


    428

    I'm sorry… Letterman has nothing to do with this, Mr. Pratt made himself look like a MORON all by his lonesome!

  29. Lee says – reply to this


    429

    I wish Dave had asked him why he can't buy Heidi a ring if he's making all of this money he claims to be pulling in.

  30. erina says – reply to this


    430

    DAVE IS A PIMP…

    3-2-1-name-drop

    yea, i've met him, ish, my husband's family is tied into something that has to do with dave's racing thingy…indy rules…

  31. Jessi says – reply to this


    431

    LMAO OMG!! $100,000?? come on—-maybe thats heidi's plastic surgery bill he's talkin about…LC??? hmm who is that?? puh-leeze if it wasn't for her you'd still be a nobody that you are today but without the camera. TEAM LC

  32. mocak says – reply to this


    432

    That was the best shit that I have seen all day! I didn't know that David Letterman was that funny!

  33. erina says – reply to this


    433

    btw, omg
    spencer was tweaked out of his mind, looked that way nehoo
    does anyone read these comments?
    didn't think so

  34. Lulu says – reply to this


    434

    Ohhhhh WOW- David Letterman is officially my hero for the evening. I love how after being told what a dope he is on the show, he "confirms" the reality of it all……….. hahahahahaha, I love this video.

  35. erica says – reply to this


    435

    omg spencer is such a dbag… seriously "uhhh like i dont paid less than 100,000 $ to go to a club any more…." right ok spenc….hes so lame and cocky and ugly… and heidi needs to stop getting plastic surgery cause her face is looking a bit odd… also if spencer is getting so much for club outtings, i think he could afford a nice ring…. unlike the last one, which was totally and utterly ugly and fake… i heard it was like a white ruby or something…. so vintage nicole richie (but heidi is no where NEAR as amazing as nicole…. heidi sucks)

  36. erica says – reply to this


    436

    SPENCER IS LOSERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! who says that they met the "love of their life (which is b.s.)" while trying to get on a reality show to use a girl for fame… HA COOL…. NOT …. what a fugly loser!

    p.s. - does anyone else think that he has a weird voice?

    oh and heidi's surgery = ugly

    and who the eff would pay to see them… i;d be so disappointed if i was in the audience to see letterman and got stuck watching him talk to spencer…. at least letterman made him look like the idiot he really is

  37. bebe says – reply to this


    437

    FREAKIN HILARIOUS!! SPENCER IS THE BIGGEST ASS I've seen!!! I thought his teeth were gonna knock over Letterman's mic!!

  38. venka says – reply to this


    438
  39. bec says – reply to this


    439

    HAHAHA

    SPENCER GOT OWNED!



  40. 440

    LMAO!!! HAHAHAHAH.. omg .. i hated spencer before, but now i hate him even more !! hes a fuckin tool …. he thinks he's like a big business man or something… 100 grand for him to appear in a club LOL haha he must be on fuckin crack or somethin cuz who the fuck would pay for that loser to come to their club ?? more like pay for him to LEAVE!! fuckin idiot.. lol hahahaha

  41. pratt says – reply to this


    441

    they get paid 100,000 to turn up at a club ????????????

    then what ? everyone else leaves ?



  42. 442

    HAHAHA! Heidi looked so pissed and then at then end Spencer was bolting out of his seat. This was hilarious. It also re-assures the fact that Spencer is the biggest douche ever.

  43. In Th says – reply to this


    443

    OMG….I'm agreeing with you Perez for the 2nd time in a week! Jesus!!

    What was the purpose for him being on Letterman anyway??? Sounds like a paid for segment!

    Dave killed him 100 times over…and for that tard Spencer to claim he gets 100K to do club appearances, that has to be as funny as you saying you're straight now!

    If he's getting 100K and people are booking him all the time…then he's got the money for her "ring". What a damn joke! I hope he gets hit by a car!

  44. 15min says – reply to this


    444

    i hate these people have no talent and just scamming the media and
    everyone for some sort of famousness.
    they must know everyone hates them and thinks they are jokes.
    they deserve to be sacked from all tv,
    just go away.
    ugly, the pratts teeth scare the hell out of my dogs whenthey see him they bark .

  45. Laura says – reply to this


    445

    Lauren & Heidi are the idiots. It was so clear to me that Brody & Spencer were trying to meet/date them only to be on the show & Spencer confirmed that in the interview. Why would Lauren still be friends w/ Brody when he so used her to get famouse & get ahead. It worked as everyone knows who Brody is now & Brody has is own show. Even though Brody had a show before I had never heard of it or seen him. When I heard Kristin was dating him I had no clue who he was except Bruce Jenner's son. Spencer used Heidi but I guess since Spencer has helped Heidi make millions she doesn't care. You know in a couple years Spencer & Heidi aren't going to have any money coming in or probably even left & they are going to break up.



  46. 446

    Jackass. I can't stand Spencer and Heidi. Die Bitches DIE!

  47. hiedi says – reply to this


    447

    how do you say

    ""AWKWARD"

    what a pratt, lives up to his name…………./ nerd/ fool/ idiot/

  48. Jamie says – reply to this


    448

    Hahah wow, it usually takes alot for David Letterman to be funny, but I was dying, shoved it right up spencers ass… Dig after dig after dig. LOVE IT!

  49. 100ka says – reply to this


    449

    pratt said he wont go to a club for less than 100,000

    then he isnt going to any clubs any more i guess.
    fooooooool.
    just going to eat and frink and try to be photographed leaving restuarants.
    how did he get on letterman, just so david could rip him a new ass hole
    and heidi looked really lost for words because he is a dumb ass too .

  50. tomca says – reply to this


    450

    MTV and CBS are in the same media company, so Dave had to have them on. "How did you get on show?"

  51. SherB says – reply to this


    451

    Letterman wasn't DOING it hard enough. I hate him.

  52. Tami says – reply to this


    452

    id buy him a shot of crown and watch him puke 100.000 is he for reals or are the clubs for reals , who the F cares about his mug or hers to

  53. Miche says – reply to this


    453

    That made me laugh so hard!!!

  54. nic says – reply to this


    454

    Dave's style of interviewing is brilliant: when he has total tools on the show, he plays dumb, and asks obvious questions so the "celebrity" has to basically admit aloud that he or she is pathetic. Kind of like framing someone.

    It's a beautiful thing. Dave is the best.

  55. Boyco says – reply to this


    455

    I will never buy another US weekly until they stop putting pictures up of Horse face Heidi and Spencer. I am serious and you all should do the same! BOYCOTT US WEEKLY IF THEY KEEP PUTTING UP PICTURES AND ARTICLES OF SPENCER AND HIEDI

  56. nikol says – reply to this


    456

    so annoying. it is reality with a slight direction. true human behavior at its finest. why does spencer want us to believe that he plays this villan of a character when this really is him. and btw did he jsut admit that he used the girls to get on the show? go figure! i feel like i said this all along. money grubbing fame whore heidi is so busted too. im sorry but anyone who needs work done on their entire body to look semi decent is just not pretty & he needs to stop hating on lauren. she doesnt like audrina anymore cuz she realized that audrina is fake and boring as hell jsut like the rest of them.



  57. 457

    That was painfully awkward, but Spencer handled it pretty well for the most part. You can tell Dave probably didn't even want him on the show in the first place, but is that an excuse to be such a dick to your guest?

  58. Julia says – reply to this


    458

    Did Spencer Pratt just get roasted?

  59. Stevi says – reply to this


    459

    BAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    GOD I H8 SPENCER!!! HES SUCH A FCUKTARD!!!!

    ND HEIDIS JUST AS BAD!!!!! YAY FOR D.L!!!!!!!

    100,000??? are you kidding me??? pssshhhht!!!! id pay him $2 to stay home!!! noone wants too see him ew ew ew ew ew hes sooo fcukin nastY!!

  60. SPENC says – reply to this


    460

    David Letterman is so funny. I wish he would've been harder on Spencer and Heidi. They are so stupid..hahaha that was almost better then when Letterman did Paris Hilton.

  61. kelly says – reply to this


    461

    I'd call him a major tool but I don't want to insult all the tools that are out there.

  62. Sexy says – reply to this


    462

    Spencer and Heidi looked hecka dumb on this show..David Letterman were both just clowning them..and you know that they know it..How embarrassing!!!I still Love LC.

  63. minka says – reply to this


    463

    bahahaha!
    good for him, because spencer pratt, is a pratt. thats all he is.
    and that better be a bunch of bull about $100,000 to go to a club…. i feel as though he just said that so from now on clubs will offer him that because thats what he said on tv

  64. MC says – reply to this


    464

    First, what is this first bullshit yall are stupid. Second, classic Letterman schooling stupid reality queens. Spencer is a fag and so is Perez. This coming from a fag!

  65. smitt says – reply to this


    465

    i met this douche in person and hes fake, the show is fake… perez u should castrate this mo-fo

  66. BARF! says – reply to this


    466

    YOu've got to be kidding me! This guy is such a douche nozzle. OMG can he be any more delusional? What a TOTAL LOSER !!!! Letterman is great. I love when he makes these wannabes like paris and dumbass Spence/Heidi Ho squirm. Why would they subject themselves to that? I guess they are to dumb to realize when they are being laughed at. LMAO !!!

  67. s2def says – reply to this


    467

    wait… did HEIDI MONTAG really just tell DAVID LETTERMAN to "step his game up"?

  68. broke says – reply to this


    468

    Re: cass – Um perez is a big fat peice of shit, luvit is right… you must be a fat gay ass to defend perez. And I AM richer than perez so PFFT

  69. Wow says – reply to this


    469

    wow. what a douche.

  70. no on says – reply to this


    470

    i see stupid people.

  71. frank says – reply to this


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    Re: tbiu – if you actually think that spencer is making 100,000 to show up at a club, you are dumber than he is….
    you say that they make 25,000 per episode for the SHOW, yet make 100,000 TO GO TO A CLUB???
    please don't be stupid.

  72. grump says – reply to this


    472

    I like David Letterman, but he is getting to be a grumpy old man. Spencer is only 24 or 25 years old. Look back at what Dave was doing when he was the same age. Not much!
    Spencer- you did a great job under the circumstances…

  73. Amy says – reply to this


    473

    I heart David Letterman now! He's my new hero!!

  74. Marie says – reply to this


    474

    whoever pays this stroke $100k 2 show up at a club is a fukin moron!!!

  75. erina says – reply to this


    475

    Re: grump

    yea, look it up then….
    i doubt spence will be "working" 20 years from now…

  76. grace says – reply to this


    476

    Re: juicymm – I'll pay for the hitman!

  77. Ryan says – reply to this


    477

    What a FUCKTARD !!!!!

  78. prett says – reply to this


    478

    spencer is so annoying…….good job letterman….100000 dollars he doesnt even do anything!!!!!!!

  79. love says – reply to this


    479

    spencer is so annoying… david is funny spencer is a nobody…..why is he even on the show

  80. Melis says – reply to this


    480

    Spencer Heidi LC blah blah LO is the one we need to hate with the fucked up eye!!!! Am I the only one noticing? What a BITCH! Stop being mean. Wasn't nice in high school, really unattractive now.

  81. Roche says – reply to this


    481

    He's actually quite charming and can laugh at himself.

  82. B says – reply to this


    482

    to be honest, i thought spencer was pretty funny and held his own on the show… although i do find it humorous that his partner is a 12 year old.

    don't think letterman ripped into him that bad.

  83. Yumm says – reply to this


    483

    Spencer does NOT get $100,000 per appearance. Paris Hilton only makes like, $50,000 for a club appearance, no way does some douchebag on a mediocre reality show make twice as much as Paris Hilton. That's so ridiculous. I bet he clubs for free. Who cares about him?

  84. Sexy says – reply to this


    484

    Owch !

  85. Kati says – reply to this


    485

    in the beginning spencer says: "What's her name.. what's her name… She's on our show"
    duh, really, you're on HER show.
    reality check?

  86. kalle says – reply to this


    486

    it brings teh lulz

  87. JV says – reply to this


    487

    Spencer = DOUCHE

    HAHAHA! He's such a joke.

  88. gigi says – reply to this


    488

    i have one word for this…LAME!!!!!!!!

  89. T says – reply to this


    489

    if i saw spencer in a club i would simply say YOU ARROGANT FKN TWAT. Donate money to some children or a worthy cause and get a clue u wank. do you even know whats going on in the word outside your lame tv show u cnt??

    letterman rocks my world.

  90. Lucy says – reply to this


    490

    I just love the fact his surname is Pratt, makes me laugh every time. I would seriously change my name by Deed Poll here in the UK if I was called that!!

    Prat - n. English term, primarily used in United Kingdom. The literal meaning is "bottom" or "rump"; aka backside, buttocks, sacrum, tail end. This lends itself to the slang meaning of "ass," or "clueless person of arrogant stupidity."

  91. GETUM says – reply to this


    491

    I love how dave just tears into the guests he doesn't have any respect for :D

  92. Fern says – reply to this


    492

    omg $100,00?! yeah fucking right! and did you see heidis face at the end! priceless!

  93. Liz says – reply to this


    493

    I get so embarassed on behalf of Spencer by seeing this! He's just such a jackass!

  94. tiko says – reply to this


    494

    Letterman people are getting more and more stupid day by day. what made them think that having him and his idiot girlfriend on the show was a good idea?

  95. reily says – reply to this


    495

    SPENCER IS UGLY, SO IS HEIDI. SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE WITH SILICONE SACKS HANGING OFF OF IT'S CHEST

  96. Heath says – reply to this


    496

    what a douche!

  97. J says – reply to this


    497

    haha spectacular spencer and heidi are the ONLY entertaining part of this hills, hes fuckin hilarious that show would be shit without them

  98. Adria says – reply to this


    498

    Letterman is KING! I love you Dave!

  99. jenny says – reply to this


    499

    i actually like spencer now. i think lauren is a whiny piece of poop. anyone who angers her is good for me!

  100. berry says – reply to this


    500

    I LOVE david letterman. It was about time someone told this douche he IS A SORE-LOOSER!he really thinks he is special..LOL
    TEAM LC forever!

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