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Letterman Does Spencer - Without Lube!

Filed under: Spencer Pratt > David Letterman

This hurt!

Burn after burn.

For all you Spencer Pratt haters, and there are millions and millions of you out there, you must click here to check out his appearance on David Letterman on Friday night.

HIGHlarious!

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669 comments to “Letterman Does Spencer - Without Lube!”

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  1. LOVE says – reply to this


    501

    Heidi and Spencer is obviosuly playing the Game.
    They appear to be dumb - but in fact they seem to be very smart.
    I believe they might get 10 000 usd for an appearance at a club - not 100 000 usd - but i believe he said 100 000 so club owners will pay even more now than 10 000 …and it prob will work.
    It's all about money… And Speidi knows how to do it!

  2. Meg says – reply to this


    502

    wat an idiot!!

    its almost like this is an SNL skit and someone is making fun of spencer i can't believe he is serious about everything he says

  3. OK says – reply to this


    503

    F*CK YEAH!
    Spencer PRATT got served!
    AMAZING TV GOLD!
    ;-)

  4. MiMi says – reply to this


    504

    $100,000 for appearances!?!?!?!? I believe those are all lies, because if it is true, those promoters are IDIOTS to pay him that much!

  5. mjk says – reply to this


    505

    that was so funny atleast spencer knows he is an Arse and so is heidi
    david was so funny

  6. Jaime says – reply to this


    506

    God, he is such a freaking tool……………………………….

  7. Jaime says – reply to this


    507

    DOUCHEBAG-those two litterly make me sick………..

  8. kat says – reply to this


    508

    you've got to be kidding me………….this tool gets paid to show up at clubs?! what is wrong with this world? It seems like both Spencer AND Heidi think America loves them or something. Since we know they visit this site, I hope they realize we DONT. Thank God for David Letterman……

  9. Hill says – reply to this


    509

    THAT WAS AMAZING. HOW EMBARRASSING FOR THEM. LOVEEEE IT!

  10. cindy says – reply to this


    510

    ew, spencer is so gross. so his horse face.

  11. wassi says – reply to this


    511

    Re: luvit

    Luvit = Spencer? Ya know it!

  12. mar says – reply to this


    512

    i've never wished such awful things on someone…besides these two ridiculous airheads. just go away heidi and spencer!

  13. fro says – reply to this


    513

    what a douchebag Spencer is. I can't stand him. He couldn't earn $100,000 for anything.

  14. Jodi says – reply to this


    514

    100,000 dollars MY ASS!!!!



  15. 515

    What a LOSER. Whoever would pay Spencer $100,000 to make an appearance at a club is an ass. Could he be more full of himself? Eeewww

  16. cheri says – reply to this


    516

    he is so damn full of hisself! I guess he won't be going to any clubs anymore, lol

  17. wow says – reply to this


    517

    wow what a douche bag

    LOVE YA PEREZ!

  18. Emma! says – reply to this


    518

    "I might have to go down to south africa and mine it myself"
    Asshole.

  19. Terri says – reply to this


    519

    haha i love letterman

  20. terri says – reply to this


    520

    ehhh it was all in good fun. i think spencer is starting to embrase th public perception of him. being like "yeah, it
    's reality" *wink*wink* infact that's the best thing he could do for his careere. the pete w. commercial for example he played that role to a t. This Spencer guy can be pretty damn funny, however shitty alll the rest of them are.

  21. katie says – reply to this


    521

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG i LOVE IT!

  22. Erin says – reply to this


    522

    Spencer came off as he always does. A completely self involved disgusting looking fucking idiot. Heidi looked as if she realized that she was dating a complete tool bag. I think that when she stated that "Spencer was the man" she meant as soon as our 15 minutes are up I'm going to deflate my fake boobs and lips, and leave this fag. HONESTLY I found the whole fake feud somewhat entertaining in the beginning, but I would give my next paycheck to never have to hear about these people ever again…..not that I ever hear anything positive about them anyways as they have no REAL skills other than looking like the most pathetic people to ever be put on TV no no reason! I think I speak for most of America when I say PLEASE GO AWAY!!

  23. Hate says – reply to this


    523

    I always knew there was something I loved about Letterman!! Oh and Spencer, honey, LC is not on your show…you are on HER SHOW!! Get it right, douchebag!

  24. spenc says – reply to this


    524

    i love spencer!!!

  25. tk says – reply to this


    525

    i kinda feel sorry for him - he's just such a damn choad.

  26. ree says – reply to this


    526

    ahahaha so funny =]

  27. krist says – reply to this


    527

    hahahaha i fell off my chair laughin when dave questioned the 100k… wtf, i would piss on him if he or heidi were on fire…. losers

  28. Dale says – reply to this


    528

    AHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dave letterman ROCKS!!!

    Spencer AND Heidi are two of the dumbest most OVERRATED OVERPAID idiots!

    I mean seriously….what DO any of these people actually do!!! They are just rich kids from rich families that 'fell' into this so called reality (YEAH RIGHT) show!

    If only media would stop paying them any attention so we can learn and hear about actual TALENTED people with something to really offer!

  29. Kyle says – reply to this


    529

    I'll pay Spencer $100.000 to shut the F up!!!!

  30. bella says – reply to this


    530

    I have never seen any of those shows, I do not know who those two vapid creatures are, and boy am I glad. With all of the damage MTV and BET is doing to America culturally, it is SERIOUSLY time for us to step up our game and reintroduce great literature, fine and performing arts back into our mass school curriculum. I cannot fathom why those two people would be considered entertainers or fixtures in today's pop culture. It truly is bafflig.

  31. Dee says – reply to this


    531

    what an absolute fucken loser

  32. carpy says – reply to this


    532

    $100,000! It shouldn't be that hard to find out exactly what he makes per appearance. My guess is WAY under $10,000. I'm no fan of Paris but I don't even think she asks $100,000. The club owners wouldn't make their money back.

    Whatever Federline got for his "father of the year" appearance — quarter that and that's about where Spencer and Heidi fall.

    Dave still has it!

  33. T bon says – reply to this


    533

    The two dumbest people on the planet.

  34. Steph says – reply to this


    534

    OMG! Hilarious…he looked like the complete DUMBASS that he is. And how dumbass is Heidi "you need to step up your game David Letterman"….I totally agree, cuz if he did THEY wouldn't be on his show! I almost wanna watch it again because of how STUPID Letterman made him out to be. Thanks Perez

  35. Steph says – reply to this


    535

    We should all get together and pay someone $100,000 to kidnap them and you know what….so we'd never have to see them again. What a great world it would be without those idiots.

  36. mg says – reply to this


    536

    How on earth did Speidi get onto Letterman?!!???

    I love David Letterman. He rocks

  37. TJ says – reply to this


    537

    Re: mj – And you're upset because they did not use in the show or is it that you wish you were Lauren?

  38. jessi says – reply to this


    538

    I am now a huge fan of DAVID LETTERMAN!!!!

  39. DaveL says – reply to this


    539

    Nice to see Letterman is still not losing his edge after 300 years in television. That's what you call staying power, Spen….Spe….what the hell is this guys name again?

  40. gozon says – reply to this


    540

    What an arrogant asshole! And for what?

  41. gozon says – reply to this


    541

    What an arrogant asshole! And for what? I bet he is too thick to even realise Letterman made a horse's ass of him.

  42. J says – reply to this


    542

    CLASSIC… LOVED IT.. they are so dumb!

  43. hahah says – reply to this


    543

    spencer pratt is officially the biggest DOUCHEBAG on the planet. and heidi comes in a pretty close second. For the sake of humanity….PLEASE STOP WATCHING THAT STUPID FUCKING SHOW SO THAT THESE IDIOTS GO BANKRUPT AND SEE WHAT ITS LIKE TO LIVE THE WAY A DUMBASS SHOULD!!!!

  44. yc says – reply to this


    544

    i hate this guy

  45. meow says – reply to this


    545

    letterman kicked his ass hahahah

  46. Miche says – reply to this


    546

    Why does David even have these morons on his show?!

  47. flowe says – reply to this


    547

    Just want to shout out a big THANKS Perez for that awesome footage!!! Those two fame whores make me throw up a little in my mouth every time I see them. Ugh! And that TOOL Spencer BRAGGING about being paid 100 grand to appear at a nightclub…so tacky so wrong. LOVE YOU DAVID!!! (So funny Dave couldn't WAIT to get Spencer off the stage…"Why are you here?!" Hahahahaha)

  48. simon says – reply to this


    548

    i think his last name is "pratt" which in Uk means"twerp"to use a nice word

  49. Kim says – reply to this


    549

    Ok this was absolutely hilarious!!!! Spencer and Heidi are both idiots and I love the fact the David totally called him out on everything.

  50. Leah says – reply to this


    550

    OUR show…? He just admitted to practically stalking them to get on it… What a moron. You could cut the tension with a knife. Love Letterman! He tells it like it is. That was brilliant!

  51. Desir says – reply to this


    551

    Spencer is a DOUCHE

  52. eliza says – reply to this


    552

    omg is he for real?? im so embarassed for him

  53. janeb says – reply to this


    553

    OMG what a douche? Is this guy for real? My whole thing is it's an embarassment to even have him or any of these losers from the Hills on Letterman's show. I thought real stars are supposed to be on the late show! Why are these kids from the Hills being treated like actual important people?! I don't watch the show thank god and I don't get this at all. This is the most embarassing moment of pop culture that we let people like these Hills kids and Paris Hilton get famous for literally doing NOTHING.

  54. janeb says – reply to this


    554

    I think spencer made up 100,000 thinking he is so smart that people will pay him more money but in actuality him saying he won't go to a club for LESS than that means it will be harder for him to get hired. So his plan backfires! He thinks he is so smart and clever and playing the game. Well he's doing something right because how the hell did he get on Letterman? This is an embarassment. Letterman should be embarassed his show has digressed to this!

  55. poo says – reply to this


    555

    He is the biggest idiot. God I just threw up in my mouth.

  56. Liz says – reply to this


    556

    Spencer looks like my ex boyfriend. Every time I look at the Pratt, he gives me the creeps.

  57. Alexx says – reply to this


    557

    hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  58. kimi says – reply to this


    558

    he does bring a pony, doesn't heidi go with him?

  59. B says – reply to this


    559

    Too funny …..how is Heidi going to tell "The David Letterman" to step up his game. Does she have any clue who he is. Spencer…what a waste of time. I wouldnt pay Spencer with a Carne Asada Burritto…let alone $100,000 such crap.

    Luv Perez!!!!!

  60. Lexi says – reply to this


    560

    I hate "The Hills". Letterman was WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  61. Andy says – reply to this


    561

    Wow. Awkward! I couldn't help but cringe and feel bad for the guy, but then I remembered it was fucking Spencer Pratt and realized he is not entitled to have people feel bad for him!

  62. Brend says – reply to this


    562

    hahahahahaha that was fukin highlarious hahaha
    letterman totally burned his ass

  63. jenny says – reply to this


    563

    CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

  64. Tracy says – reply to this


    564

    He's a fuck'n IDIOT with a flesh beard LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. Amber says – reply to this


    565

    spencer is hands down the biggest DOUCHE.

  66. Alexi says – reply to this


    566

    DOUCHE BAG!!

  67. Naomi says – reply to this


    567

    that was pretty funny to watch….spencer seems to have a good sense of humor

  68. Teags says – reply to this


    568

    what an f-ing DOUCHE!!!! i can't believe anyone pays this guy even beer to show up at a club. i feel bad for letterman having to even interview this guy. he is not deserving of a seat with letterman!

  69. Danny says – reply to this


    569

    I'm surprised to see that he knows that diamonds get mined in South Africa.

  70. Pffhh says – reply to this


    570

    Harry Henderson was waaaaaaaasted during the interview. Heidi acts like every other boring bitch in h'wood who's had her surgeries to improve her looks and both are shallow as a birdbath.

  71. Jenna says – reply to this


    571

    OMG.
    Well deserved.
    This…made my day.
    Love you Letterman!

    Spencer is a limelight wannabe whore.

  72. smq says – reply to this


    572

    I love it love it love it!!!!!!!

  73. perez says – reply to this


    573

    perez i freaken love you !!!!
    f ur haters!!!
    thats why they are on you page..
    pshhh fkin losers!
    get yo shit straight!
    luv u perez

  74. jax says – reply to this


    574

    the fact that those idiots have more money than i ever will for doing absolutely nothing and contributing nothing positive to this world makes me sick. let's hope karma exists, right?

  75. norm says – reply to this


    575

    Never seen The Hills, and I've also never seen a bigger douchebag than this disillusioned prick. Letterman rules once again.

  76. JOE says – reply to this


    576

    I REALLY LIKE HEIDI AND SPENCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  77. Laure says – reply to this


    577

    What a waste of air time for CBC! My love for David Letterman was reconfirmed through this interview- nice work, Dave! Spencer Pratt, if that is his real name, is such a tool.

  78. A says – reply to this


    578

    hahahahah- spencer is such a tool. i have so much more respect for david now. lol

  79. A says – reply to this


    579

    Re: meg – seriously??? that was great?? he just got anally raped. ur a twit.

  80. j says – reply to this


    580

    i hate this doucheee too, but i gotta say that went okay- it was cute and funny…

  81. PP says – reply to this


    581

    David Letterman is always like that to reality show people. He thinks Julia Roberts is cool, so whatever. You could believe what he says about getting paid that much to show up at a club. Heidi works for a company that does nothing but pay celebrities and other quasi-like representations to show up at the clubs to promote the hotspots. Brent Bolthouse, her boss, is the hottest club promoter in LA, so go figure that Spencer and Heidi get that kind of payout to show up. Letterman sadly has no concept of that. If he were twenty and starting out, that's what HE would be doing.

    As for Spencer being a douche, definitely. But he's the one who said to his buddie Brody, let's be the guys that get Nicole Ritchie to eat…seriously funny. And good luck with the 12 year old Jay Z…does anyone even care about the married 40 year old one anymore?

  82. david says – reply to this


    582

    spencer so sucks

  83. Jessi says – reply to this


    583

    Douche Bag !!!!

  84. Allis says – reply to this


    584

    Wow what a pathetic little tool Spencer is. And The Hills is "completely reality"- hahaahahahahah!

  85. charl says – reply to this


    585

    You're such an idiot perez, that just like made his career…

  86. Kevin says – reply to this


    586

    HOLY SHIT.
    I've never watched The Hills, but that guy is a steaming bag of shit.

    "he's the man"
    "for what?"

  87. pj says – reply to this


    587

    ok… ken and barbie are alive and well…

  88. Kelly says – reply to this


    588

    I can't wait to see the headline: Spencer got his ass kicked at a club

  89. Kelda says – reply to this


    589

    Spencer is so lame, why would you pay to have him at your club? Why was he on the Letterman show? Even Dave was like, "Could we get no one better?" He drags out his words and talks like he thinks he has done something awesome. He snaked his way onto a reality show and feels nothing about being a lying douche bag. I hate him, I am so glad Joel jumped his a$$ in Vegas. B***ch deserved it :)

  90. gia says – reply to this


    590

    yeesh. spencer is the cheesiest kid ever. i loved how he was claiming he's partnered with the next JAY-Z and michael jackson…heidi also looks like shit - she's tried to transform herself from this average blonde girl into a plastic barbie doll. still not workin though. they have all these "ideas" about how they are going to remain in the spotlight. they might stick around just b/c they are obscenely obnoxious…however, in a few short years they will never be heard from again.

  91. ANGIE says – reply to this


    591

    that was hilarious!

  92. M says – reply to this


    592

    Who the hell is he??

  93. ed says – reply to this


    593

    THAT DOUCHE BAG NEEDS A BEAT DOWN

  94. ausma says – reply to this


    594

    You yanks are so obbsessed with celebrity you invent your own! Who is this little brat?

  95. jess says – reply to this


    595

    i LOVE him. hes actually the funniest person ever, did you guys see when he clapped for brodys dad? aha that was hilarious.

    and what are you talking about the ring wil melt in the sun, if you even watched the show he went in a store and asked for the most expensive ring they have. cause he can afford it. hes actually a genious, he gets 100 thousand to go to a club? thats crazy!

    im not the biggest fan on heidi, but i love spencer. and i HATE LAUREN CONRA!!! shes the stupidest ugliest girl i have ever seen in my life.

  96. Lefty says – reply to this


    596

    Next time you feel the need to buy Us Weekly, don't and just read it while shopping the grocery store. You buying the rags is what's keeping the douche and douchecess rich.

  97. lieze says – reply to this


    597

    David Letterman, you are my HERO!

  98. Carol says – reply to this


    598

    OH LORD! that $100,000 go come to a club…LORD! yeah they burned him good near the end! especially when saying haidi needs to come out

  99. xo1 says – reply to this


    599

    This clip makes me so mad. why the fuck is david letterman even allowing this bullshit on Television. thank god, he makes fun of them. they are SUCH a waste of entertainment, spence and heidi–there lives are jokes and so are they. are they even human? They are an embarrassement to america…who the hell and why the hell are they famous? WHO CARES?

  100. MORON says – reply to this


    600

    OH MY GOD..IS THIS GUY EMBARRASSING OR WHAT..HE WAS NO MATCH FOR LETTERMAN HAHAHA…SPENCETARDOE IS AN ASSOE….I CANT BELIEVE HE CALLED LC'S SHOW..OUR SHOW..WHAT A TOTAL LOSER…HAHAHAHAHA!!!GOOD ONE DAVE..YOU SOMETIMES HAVE TO BRING THESE PEOPLE ON YOUR SHOW TO REMIND THEM THAT THEIR NOT REAL ACTORS OR ANYONE IMPORTANT…CLASSIC!!!

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