Happy Father's Day!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > Elton John > Sin City
Our dad, sadly, isn't around anymore, but….
This weekend we had the very special opportunity to meet our beloved Poppa Elton, whom we love love love.
We feel this connection with the legendary Brit. He's definitely a kindred spirit! From the wild outfits and his propensity to say even wilder things, Elton was like the original us, only infinitely more talented.
We took the whole fam to see Poppa's spectacular David LaChapelle-directed show at the Colosseum and were able to meet him after.
Elton welcomed us to his dressing room with a big, genuine hug. He was so warm and sweet and all-around more lovely than we could have hoped for.
Cuz, as we all know, sometimes when you meet people you admire, they disappoint. Thankfully this wasn't one of those instances!
Of course, we had to talk music with Poppa Elton, who is always up-to-date on the latest and greatest.
He's loving Hercules and Love Affair. We're loving Alphabeat.
We discussed Madonna - they're cool - and we also talked about Lily Allen!
Did you know that Elton has his own management company that manages other artists??? Yup! And the trainwreck known as Lily Allen is now one of his clients.
We told him he has a lot of work cut out for him to turn that mess around. We shared some laughs.
We shared more hugs.
We had a great, great time!
Give lots of hugs to YOUR dad today. And thank him from Perez for raising such a fine, super smart, super sexy, super amazing person like U.
xoxo
[Many many thanks to Elton and everyone on his team, as well as Glenn Miller and all of our friends at AEG for helping make our sister's birthday so truly special.]
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT A MOMENT THAT WAS FOR YOU PEREZ……
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MY DAD'S STILL AROUND…..ON HIS THIRD WIFE….AND HE DOESN'T ACCEPT MY SEXUALITY
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BUT HATING HIM DOESN'T GET IT FOR ME ANYMORE……..I'M STILL NICE
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LAY OFF RUMOR WILLIS WILL YA? MAKES YOU LOOK CRUEL. BESIDES…..DO YOU REALLY WANT TO RUN INTO BRUCE ONE DAY? I FOR ONE WOULD NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LET'S JUST CELEBRATE OUR GAY PRIDE AND BE HAPPY WORSHIPPING SINFULLY BEAUTIFUL MEN….LIKE PORTUGESE SOCCOR PLAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAPPY GAY PRIDE EVERYONE. JIMMYJAZZ LOVES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats great Perez!!Glad you got to meet him!!
Just a few things:
#1 Sir Elton does NOT look comfortable at all. If there were a cartoon bubble that showed his thoughts at that moment, it'd probably be something like: "get this fat tosser off of me!"
#2 Boy George really looks more like he could be your father than Sir Elton does.
#3 Without the use of Photoshop, you still look huge. If you said that you'd take your shirt off in public on July 4th, I hope they use a wide angle lens.
WOW
MARIO IS EVEN FATTER than HIS SUPPOSED DAD lol
AND HE IS THE ONE CALLING OTHER POTATOE HEAD…
WELL YOU ARE MR POTATO FOR NOW ON MARIO LOL
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
THE QUEEN OF ALL POTATO FAT ASS BITCH MEDIA lol
Awesome! Glad you all had a great time!
Re: joey –
ok joey aka lisa aka katy (all the same person)
just how is perez referring to himself in the third person?
do you mean that says "we" insted of "i" or "us" instead of "me"?
NEWSFLASH BRAINIAC!! thats not what referring to yourself in third person means.
let's edumucate our little 13 year old perez basher who's trying to make themselves look like a bunch of people shall we?
if perez were to refer to himself in the third person he would say for example:
"Perez and Elton had a great time! Perez really wore himself out. I think Perez is gonna go to sleep now."
There, retard. Get it now? Go plague another gossip site with your drudgery. Its so played out what you say. Can't you people come up with anything new to bash Perez about? It's always the same tired old whiney bullshit.
The big fish aint bitin', bitch cuz he don't care.
Goodbye.
So unbelievably jealous!! I would give ANYTHING To see Sir Elton! I, too, feel some sort of fatherly thing about him and always have (since my daddy isn't very present). Love it! You need more Elton info on this website
WE are shocked that there is finally a post about a classic star without some age hasbeen comment. She doesn't need makeup either I suppose.
You are a less attractive Spencer Pratt, darling
Perez, glad you got to meet EJ, and that he was so kind and opened up to you in such a warm way.
way to go Elton J! (i still love Bennie and the Jets). It's a classic song. Do another remake soon! The MjB one was cool!
YOU ARE SO LUCKY PEREZ! I LOVE ELTON!!!!
Re: Anna – Lily Allen is not a train wreck because Perez says she is one. . . She is a train wreck because she acts like a fool in public. Walking around topless, and getting wasted and having to be carried by her brother are just two examples. I understand that we all have bad nights, but seriously, she needs to get her life together if she wants to sustain a career that revolves around her talent, not her tabloid fame.
You guys are so cute.
3rd person Perez? about to go crazy are we? I cant wait til Lily Allen has a gang of her henchmen strap you down and stuff you like foie gras with donut after donut.
So why did you take the pic of you and Elton, and show it twice? One far away and the other blown up? Looks like your grabbing onto him for dear life. Almost desperate. THE ONLY REASON ANY OF THESE PEOPLE give you any attention is because they are using your FAT ASS, for there own Publicity. THEY re not stupid! They get photo ops and mentioned! Madonna does it all the time to stay on top. She's Smart. She did it with Ricky Martin- Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. She Hangs with the current person who's getting big PR and media mention. She would not have giving your karma laden Fat ass the time of day had she not had a new Cd coming out. It took her two minutes to shoot you a video..and your stupid ass gave her Milllions and millions of hits and enormous Publicity. YOU fell for it. They don't care about you. YOU think Any of these people are gonna give a shit when your Tin tarnished star starts to fade? When someone brings you down? Cuz as Whoopie Goldberg said on the View…"it will happen", It always does to in this town. Hope you sock some cash away..cuz the day will come when you least expect it. Many will rejoice, when your fat ass fades into obscurity, and it will, as one big media joke.
Way to go Perez! I love that photograph by the way.
Perez, you're starting to frighten me, honestly. This third person is getting to be a bit like "Sybil" or some split personality thing. Sir Elton is cool, he's a legend, we all love him, and he's earned diva status, but he ain't your daddy, sweetheart. Come back down to earth Perez, before it's all over. Although I will give you on actually hugging Sir Elton, what a trip that must have been. Come back to us Perez.
HaPPi FaThErRsZ DaI tOO mA DaD
LoVe yUU
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Poor Elton looks so damn uncomfortable - or maybe overcome by the fumes of your rampant BO. Think the only reason he agreed to the picture was he could stand next to someone who made him look a little slimmer. So much for the diet lard-ass. If you do go shirtless on July 4th, people had better watch out for the low-flying moobs. Oh and quit with the snipes at Lily - even the dwindling remains of your "fans" recognised she kicked your ass and that you were responding like a petulant 12 year old.
Thank you, Perez. I will. Must had been cool meeting the music legend Elton.
Perez… what a cute pix! Elton you ROCK!!!! RL
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Well, I have to disagree with all of you haters, this picture is actually cute!!! Perez and Sir Elton look so adorable together, like a real father and son, I don't see any discomfort in Sir Elton's face, so screw you people!
Perez,you lucky bitch!
well, your both really fat. I'll give you that. pee pee, you need to work on your ego. your a talentless leech.
is that Teddy I see in the mirror? what a cutie!
I hate Elton and i hate you!!! You're way too flamboyant and you hate Lily Allen, NEXT….
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DUUUUUDE! AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ON A DIET 'CAUSE YOU LOOK FATTER THAN EVER!
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GUESS NO MORE LILY ALLEN TRASHING FOR YOU YOU SUCK ASS!
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oh my god, you fucking homos are disgusting. elton john is a disgusting pig, and perez is not far behind
Re: tygerlilly69 – Hey Lisa- YOU and all the other lame Perez haters out there are just stupid desperate whores looking for attention.
A FRUIT SALAD
WICH ONE STICKS IT UP WHOOS WHAT NOW
IS ELTON GONNA GO SHIRTLESS ON THE
FOURTH OF JULY IN MALIBU TOO
HOW WILL WE TELL THEM APART ????????????????????
i love you perez.
Perez, Your teeth are so disgusting. People really look at things like that. If I were you, I'd get my teeth fixed before I tried to fix the body. No wonder you can't get laid. If you did, the guy would definitely have to make it a no kissing fu%$ because those teeth are rancid looking.
And forget the whole weight loss thing Perez. You are hopeless there so you should just start advertising in the chubby magazines. There are a few gays out there who like the chubbies. Sir Elton found a chubby lover in David Furnish. (But then again he's Elton John.) You on the other hand will have a hard time finding someone who will want you because what do you have to offer? Elton at least had world wide fame and incredible talent to offer David Furnish. What do you have to offer? Rancid teeth? Fat body? Neanderthal head? I doubt that there will be any David Furnishes out there for you Perez.
If your dad was still alive, do you think he would be proud of you? Don't answer that one Perez. It's obvious that he would be ashamed of you. And not only ashamed because you look like a fat Neanderthal. But also ashamed of the jealous and vicious man that you've become. What goes around, comes around Perez.
Perez what a GREAT photo. It looks like you had a wonderful time. Im happy for you.
You are such a play to the public.
you dont care about anyone but yourself and anything but a bit of gossip.
Lily Allen isnt exactly my favourite singer but shes a better role model than you will ever hope to be. Your a bloody loser.
Perezell! Im so happy and thrilled for you meeting your idol / non blood related Dad! That pic and post seriously made me smile and brightened my day!
please dont read the negative posts - they're all such tossers!
You are cool and the gang as we say over here! Go Perezell!
it's awful when you're parent has died, and that particular day comes around. sorry about your papa, but hey, you met elton!
READDDDDDDDD PEREZ! =]
omg perez. i hope you read all your comments because you need to see this =] you know how awhile ago you posted something about legally blonde the musical show on mtv is fake because two of them have been in broadway already and theyre supposed to cast people that havent been on broadway/tv or w.e well i was watchin hairspray and i saw one of the girls! not on broadway on a hit movie. thats not fair to the others. the girl was cassie s. that annoying really girly girl and she played amber that girl that was gonna leave for 9months so they hadda find a dancer to subsitute her and blabla and i went on google to check if it was really her and in the full cast and crew it said amber cassie si something =]
Re: Victo –
You're an asshole.
you are still so fat. at least rumer takes care of her self. can't change bone structure. but you can help your tubass. get some exercise you lazy bitch.
WOW! Two superfags together and no rimjob?
Perez looks like hes ready to suck elton any second, discusting fag!
you both look so happy - FELICIDADES! Elton John is an amazing talent a beautiful songwriter performer artist
Re: Eltie –
If you are going to critisize others, maybe you should learn how to write a proper complete setntence you fucking douche bag!
You guys look like you could be relatives. Put on a pair of funky shades and a pink boa and it's Perez John!….KD www.celebritybloghog.com
TEAM LILY!!!!!!
my name is Perez and I smoke meth and eat the feces of gay dudes I meet on the internet. I stole Elton's underpants.
Re: katy –
Why are you at his website if you hate him so much? You just come off looking like a judgemental piece of shit, the same thing you are critisizing him for. You're an idiot and I'm scared because there are stupid ignorant people everywhere!
Did these two fat-ass twits butt fuck?
I love Perez!!! Happy Father's Day To You as well P…after all, there is Teddy!
So cute! I'm glad you got to meet your "other" papa.
TEAM LILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
awww..that's really sweet. i am genuinely happy for you perez!
Re: Matw – #65 Matw… you are so right on!
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The whole reason I love this site has nothing to with the little pink piece of fruit that blogs it, but it has everything to do with the posters' comments. If they all go somewhere else I'm going with them. Definitely the best comments on any blog, even the posters who are semi-literate. Unfortunately, it's this blog though, so until you all go elsewhere, I stay.
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And I repeat *****IT HAS NOTHING ~ABSOLUTELY NOTHING~ TO DO WITH THIS PERSON WHO CALLS HIMSELF "PEREZ". It's all about you cats and kittens!!
Daammmnnnn!!! You are TOTALLY threatening Lily between the lines. Don't F*%# with Perez Lilly!
that was beautiful perez, really nice, let the memories and time spent with your dad give you comfort and laughter today. luv ya!!!!!
You're not special. A lot of people get to go backstage and meet people, Mario. Of course you think he's great - he's a Queen Bitch of the World like yourself. He treats people like shit - like yourself. At least he doesn't use the Royal WE when talking about himself. God you're so full of yourself it's sickening and reading posts like this one just makes me want to vomit. The man has taste and style and all you have is your stupid, immature Hot Top-Prick line that is bombing big-time. Did you try and give him a free T-Shirt? Hmmm?
aw thats okay perez, i dont have a dad either.
well im getting a stepdad. guess thats kinda cool.
HAPPY FATHERS DAY!
"such a fine, super smart, super sexy, super amazing person like U."
perez you have nothing to say but nasties about anyone but yourself, you should treat u like the way you treat the celebs you write about….call us ugly fat stupid trainwrecks. dont act like you give a shit about anyone but yourself,
you loser.
God, some of you people on here are just freakin PHYSCO. Im serious some of you are just weird.. like creepy weird.
nice to see you finally wearing decent clothes here rather than the heinous crap you normally wear perez.
quitting stupid hair colors lately is helping too. keep it up.
What do you mean infinitely MORE talented????? As far as anyone can see, he is a hugely talented man and you are a talentless one. There is no contest. Also please some being such a pretentious arse as to call yourself "we". You are just a queen, not the queen.
HOLY SHIT!!! Is it just me or does Perez look like SEPARATED AT BIRTH FROM CLINT HOWARD, the guy in the scary movies … only P is fatter? You all don't see this?
I am really disturbed that you just HAD to take a shot at Lily in this blog and you just HAD to spite her even more by writing that you and Elton basically had a laugh at Lily's expense. How crude is that? Even if Elton had laughed behind her back, it was rude for you to expose it. I hope Mr. John drops your ass like a hot potato. You have zero class Perez. Absolutely ZERO.
1. I now understand why this blog was created. Essentially the poor kid wants to BE the type of celebrity he trashes ad nauseum.
2. While it's interesting to observe how you're getting your hustle on to reach your goal of becoming a celebrity…make no mistake, you will never be as gifted and culturally iconic as Sir Elton John. Comparing yourself to him is inappropriate in every way imaginable and borders on delusional.
ewwww! Perez, why are you hugging him!
He's OLD! I thought you hated old people.
LOVE THIS POST–SO TRUE!!!!
So why did you take the pic of you and Elton, and show it twice? One far away and the other blown up? Looks like your grabbing onto him for dear life. Almost desperate. THE ONLY REASON ANY OF THESE PEOPLE give you any attention is because they are using your FAT ASS, for there own Publicity. THEY re not stupid! They get photo ops and mentioned! Madonna does it all the time to stay on top. She's Smart. She did it with Ricky Martin- Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. She Hangs with the current person who's getting big PR and media mention. She would not have giving your karma laden Fat ass the time of day had she not had a new Cd coming out. It took her two minutes to shoot you a video..and your stupid ass gave her Milllions and millions of hits and enormous Publicity. YOU fell for it. They don't care about you. YOU think Any of these people are gonna give a shit when your Tin tarnished star starts to fade? When someone brings you down? Cuz as Whoopie Goldberg said on the View…"it will happen", It always does to in this town. Hope you sock some cash away..cuz the day will come when you least expect it. Many will rejoice, when your fat ass fades into obscurity, and it will, as one big media joke.
Well, Elton wouldn't have signed Lily in the first place if he didn't think she had any talent–so suck it, Perez, you are not and will never be anything like Elton John.
I'm sure he is cringing if he's reading this.
One major difference between the two of you: ELTON JOHN HAS AN ACTUAL TALENT.
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
nice crooked teeth.
1-800-DENTIST
elton can barely get his arms around you.
"only infinitely more talented" you got that right. I'm still happy you met Elton.
Re: angis – Noooo, that's NOT why a lot of us are commenting on his weight….we are neither FAT nor want Perez's MONEY!
We are taking him to task now, because he has been on the ATTACK of a certain celebrespawn for her supposed physical flaws (re:Rumor Willis).
For someone who is supposedly all about equal rights (well, mostly towards gays, whom I have NO issue with!!) or about not attacking folks FOR SOMETHING THEY HAVE NO CONTROL OVER (re-sexual preferences) he has turned into an ugly, mean-spirited, bullying, hypocrite!
People are finally calling him on the cruel bullying attack on a young girl, and I, for one, applaud them….
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!
Seriously— I've seen his show 3 times, (amazing) got to go on stage once with the other peeps too—- but you make EJ look like a Skinny Minny. (and he is not). Too funny. WOW– You are a beast, FatBoy. Such a HUGE head— I love how you deflect your flaws by ripping others' apart– Rumer? Talk about your GIGANTOR chins. YIKES
Perez, you lucky fucker! Good on ya' mate.
you look fatter than Elton John…That's never a good thing…
hOW SWEET, HOW LOVELY, HOW ROMANTIC, YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD OF YOU MS HILTON?
OMG SO JELOUS!!!! elton john is my hero! Im going to his concert in September:D cant wait!!
Man, it's way to early to look at hideous pictures like these!
You two are giving me and my gay peeps a bad image…
Oh god! My two favorite people.
Loves it!
bah i love elton john!
What, did your old man die of embarrassment
can leave lily allen the fuck alone now?
basically she verbally kicked your arse and you can't take it.
That diet of yours isn't working Perez.
Lucky boy! I'm so happy you finally got to meet your "Daddy"!
Re: Riley –
I agree
look at those two fat fuks!!!
First of all, i love this post! So nice of you to acknowledge Father's Day…and to include the very, very badass Elton John. You guys look great together….I don't know what it is, I'm just getting some good vibes.
Second of all, you look damn good Perez, and don't listen to all these fuckers who are bashing you. Half of them can't even spell right, and they sound like the kids in 8th grade who really want attention but can't ever get it. So sorry about your dad, it's a terrible thing to lose a parent, I've been through it myself… : (
Keep it coming Perez! I love your site and check it every day! I'm glad there's finally somebody who has the balls to dish out everything we all know but never say!
And if you don't like Perez or his site, then get off your computer that's located in your parent's basement (where you live) and go find something better to do, you fuckers!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOSING WEIGHT?! You look like you have GAINED at least 20 pounds in the last week! Karma catching up with you Mario? Are you sad and lonely because no one likes you. Do you wish someone would love you but know that could never happen because everyone hates you? Did you just figure out you are a miserable, fat loser who will die alone? You disgust me…you disgust many. Elton thinks you are a loser too, ask anyone who knows him! Hahah, jokes on you fatboy!
what happened perez???? you look much bigger than you did a bout a month or so ago when you posted some other pics.
Someone's getting fat again… and it's not Elton! Mmm ok i will be nice to you i guess since your clothing line bombed at Hot Topic there was a lot of stress around and you just had to have 10000 hot dogs and 20000 pizzas… it's ok Perezito.. when you realize that you are not that important you will be happy again!
Awwwwww This picture is so sweet. Elton does not look uncomfortable at all. Perezito finally got to meet his long lost daddy.
Well today is not such a great day for any one of us (four of us). Me & Carlos love you very much and are very proud of your success!!!! Keep up the Gossip.
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May you go through this day with memories that you should never let fade.
Your Dad was a GRRRReat Dad as was Mine!!!
Remember him in your own special way.
P.S.
We'll always have CANCUN
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K.I.T.
ELTON LOOKS LIKE HE IS HOLDING HIS BREATH!
I SWEAR, I WISH I COULD BE HAPPY FOR PEREZ THAT HE MET AN IDOL OF HIS BUT HE IS SUCH A DICKHEAD THAT I JUST CAN'T.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW DELUSIONAL HE IS IN THAT HE COULD HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS TO COMPARE HIMSELF TO ELTON JOHN! ELTON JOHN HAS ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISHED THINGS IN HIS LIFE THAT HAVE BROUGHT PEOPLE HAPPINESS, HIS MUSIC. HAS PEREZ BROUGHT ANYONE HAPPINESS IN HIS OWN LIFE? NO, HE RUNS A WEBSITE WHERE HE PICKS ON LITTLE GIRLS AND DRAWS CUM ON FACES.
SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE PEREZ AND SAYS THE SHIT HE DOES ABOUT PEOPLE IS A BIG FAT ASS KARMIC DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN.
I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.
wow, you are actually fatter than elton john.
Wait a minute…didnt u put up a video and say that you were loosing weight!!!
Oh, thats fantastic!! I'm so glad you met Elton John Perez!! That's amazing!! And he is genuine in his smile, he reminds you of the best hug and smile from your dad. I'm so glad you met, you may mean (hilarious) things, but you are telling it as it is. Good on you. I read alot of nasty comments, I have no doubt they are celebrities you've pissed off, (get a life) cause anyone who reads your blog does so because you're great and fantastic entertainment. Perez you are earning you place in the land of celebrities (unlike 65% of the crap that hang off their daddies/mommies fame). You are talent, and Elton John knows it. xoxoxoxo.
Perez- I'm so happy you got to meet Elton John! I think it's awesome that you have achieved your dreams and get to meet your idols!! Keep doing what you're doing!!!
There's a pair 4 Aces can't beat.
They look like a couple of Sperm Dumpsters.
Re: tygerlilly69 – and judging by your name and pic you are a skanky little trashy alcoholic whore with fake tits that lives alone with her cats and a dildo and spends waaaay to much time on this site. Bye pig bitch!